Chapter 249: Worship You as a Teacher
"What?! You said you would Tai Chi Plum Blossom Mantis Boxing?! Hu Tian'er was even more adoring......
Xiong Lei nodded with a proud expression, and said: "Of course at that time, this martial art is a combination of many kinds of kung fu of Wudang and Shaolin, and you ......can't learn it for thirty or fifty years."
"Huh? Thirty or fifty years?! So you've been cultivating since your mother's womb? โ
"My master said, I am a prodigy who practices martial arts, it is rare to see in a hundred years, rare to smell in a thousand years, ordinary people have practiced for thirty or fifty years, I can learn it in three or five months!"
The more Xiong Lei blows, the happier he becomes......
"Really? That...... Then another day, can you call me a trick or two? โ
"Of course! What the hell? If you really want to learn, you can worship me as a teacher, kowtow to me three times, and I will accept you as an apprentice! โ
Xiong Lei is also talking nonsense, where did he learn Tai Chi Plum Blossom Mantis Boxing?
But Xiong Lei really underestimated a mentally ill person's dedication to "martial arts", as soon as Xiong Lei's words fell, Hu Tian'er knelt on the ground, and the three rings of "dangdangdang" ......
"Huh? Hurry up, why are you really stumbling?! Xiong Lei was so frightened that he hurriedly pulled Hu Tian'er up......
"Master, I kowtowed to you, you can't go back! You've got to teach me! โ
Xiong Lei was a little helpless, sometimes he really couldn't figure out whether this Hu Tian'er was a mental patient............
said that he was mentally ill, he was sometimes more shrewd than normal, and for fear that Xiong Lei would regret it, he kowtowed his head first......
But if he doesn't have any problems at all, how many normal people can do such a thing? They haven't promised you yet, maybe they're just playing tricks on you, and you've already kowtowed......
"Okay, okay, can't I teach you? It's just that as I said just now, this normal person's words may take thirty or fifty years of practice, and maybe you can persevere? Xiong Lei asked, in fact, Xiong Lei wanted to give up quickly, it was best to let Hu Tian'er dispel this idea and never mention it again......
"I can!" Hu Tian'er said loudly and loudly, and this voice really scared Xiong Lei......
Xiong Lei nodded and said, "That's okay, since you want to learn and apprentice, then I'll hand it over to you first!" โ
"Yes, Master!" Hu Tian'er shouted again......
"The root of any martial art is inseparable from horse steps, you first put a horse step for me to see, I'll see how your attainments are?!"
"Yes, Master!" After Hu Tian finished shouting, he began to take a step......
Xiong Lei looked at Hu Tian'er's swaying appearance, felt a little funny, and said: "Look at you, your center of gravity is not stable at all, you should practice Zama step first!" If you want to learn mathematics, you must first know one, two, three, four, five......"
"Master! I understand! Hu Tian'er said seriously......
"Ring, bell, bellโ" The sound of a bell ringing in the hallway......
The corners of Xiong Lei's mouth smiled slightly, thinking in his heart: A good show is coming......
Hu Tian'er stood up straight, looked at Xiong Lei and said, "Master, I'll push you to eat!" โ
Xiong Lei waved his hand again and again, and said: "No need, no need, I pulled all night yesterday, just now I have been using qigong to regulate my stomach, now I can't eat, otherwise the previous efforts will be wasted......"
Hu Tian nodded as if he didn't understand, and said, "Ah...... I see...... All right! In that case, Master doesn't eat it, I don't eat it either, I'll practice Zama Step! โ
Xiong Lei thought about it in his heart, and felt that it didn't matter if Hu Tian was a mentor alone, and Hu Tian'er was his only friend in this mental hospital, so if he didn't eat, he wouldn't eat!
"Okay, make up your own mind!" After Xiong Lei finished speaking, he closed his eyes slightly and put on a meditative posture......
"You two, didn't you hear the bell? Why don't you go over for dinner? A nurse walked up to Xiong Lei's hospital room and asked loudly......
Xiong Lei took that meditative posture, did not speak, and did not pay attention to the nurse......
And Hu Tian'er looked at his master Xiong Lei who didn't say a word, and he still maintained the posture of Zama Bu and didn't move......
"Don't eat and pull down!" The nurse turned and left......
Maybe for a nurse, there are too many strange patients she sees in a psychiatric hospital, and if she takes care of them one by one, where can she manage them......
Xiong Lei closed his eyes and was silent, quietly listening to the movement outside......
After a while, Xiong Lei heard that everyone who was eating seemed to have finished eating, and his heart began to beat a little drum, not knowing if his method would be successful......
Xiong Lei opened his eyes and looked at Hu Tian'er, who was indeed swaying, and fine beads of sweat were already showing on his forehead......
"If you're tired, take a break!" Xiong Lei said slowly......
"Master, I'm not tired!" Hu Tian'er also said very seriously......
Xiong Lei closed his eyes again and stopped talking......
His ears were closely watching the movement in the corridor......
About an hour later, Xiong Lei heard a man's angry voice and said, "Hey, I said!" The people inside! You've been squatting for half an hour, can you consider the feelings of the people outside? Aren't you afraid that you'll pull your intestines out?! โฆโฆโ
Xiong Lei opened his eyes and thought to himself that maybe his own things had already begun to work......
Xiong Lei felt his body, he felt that his body seemed to be really starting to recover slowly, and he felt as if there were many kinds of strength, slowly returning to his body......
Xiong Lei still didn't move, he knew that after waiting for a while, the effect might be more obvious......
After another half an hour, Xiong Lei gently pinched his legs, feeling as if they had become the same as before......
Xiong Lei looked at Hu Tian'er, who had been in Zamabu for two hours, he had completely squatted on the ground, and it was not Zamabu at all......
"Ahem...... Xiong Lei coughed lightly twice......
Hu Tian immediately became energetic, and put on a posture of Zama Bu again, he thought that Xiong Lei was to remind him that his movements were not standard......
"Little Son!" Xiong Lei lowered his voice and shouted......
"Eh, Master, is there anything you can do? Even though the command is ......"
Xiong Lei laughed secretly in his heart, but he still looked serious, and pretended to be profound: "Why is there such a mess outside?" Go and see what's going on......"