Chapter 248: Drugged or Pee
"What can I do?" Xiong Lei muttered in his mouth......
He looked into the cafeteria again, everyone seemed busy, and it was obviously impossible for him to get in......
Xiong Lei found the liquor he drank yesterday, but fortunately, there was still a small sip left in it......
Xiong Lei picked up the bottle and drank the small sip of wine......
After drinking the wine, Xiong Lei's mind began to become lively, and he felt that he could be completely invisible and then blend in there......
Xiong Lei tried to stand up again, but failed again, he didn't know if his invisibility spell could be invisible with a wheelchair......
Xiong Lei began to chant the incognito spell, and suddenly, he heard the familiar voice again......
"Little Bear! You got up so early, huh? What do you think? Feeling better? ……”
Xiong Lei pursed his mouth, why did he forget to guard against this Hu Tian'er?
"Oh, don't mention it, not only is it not good, but it seems to be more serious, let's not talk about it, I'm going to go to the toilet and ...... first"
"Oh......"
Xiong Lei didn't pay attention to Hu Tian, but walked straight to the bathroom......
Xiong Lei thought in his heart, anyway, he had to take some Longyang water, and it was okay to recite the incognito spell here......
Xiong Lei locked himself in a compartment in the bathroom, and whispered and carefully recited the incognito spell......
Xiong Lei, who had recited the spell, looked down at himself, and the wheelchair under his body, he was so happy that he almost jumped up from the wheelchair......
Xiong Lei walked back to the door of the room with his Longyang water, and saw that Hu Tian was still standing there, probably waiting for him......
Xiong Lei decided to tease this Hu Tian'er first......
"Hu Tian'er!" Xiong Lei came to Hu Tian's side and called out in a low voice......
Hu Tian looked around, and said to the passers-by a little strangely: "Huh?!" I said buddy, you just called me? ”
"You're insane? I'm fine, what do you want to do? I have a great mission to save the planet! ”
Hu Tian looked around with some strange advantages, and his mouth was still muttering, "Who called me just now?" ”
Xiong Lei smiled secretly, and whispered again: "Hu Tian'er!" ”
Hu Tian looked around vigilantly again, this time his expression was a little panicked, and he said nervously: "Who called me specially?" ”
"Hu Tian'er......" Xiong Lei shouted a third time......
Hu Tian didn't look around this time, but closed his eyes gently, then forbade his nose, sniffed, and whispered: "Little Xiongxiong, is it you?" I smell you......"
Xiong Lei was startled, and thought to himself: How did you ask?! It can't smell the smell of urine, right?!
Xiong Lei knew that at this time, he shouldn't continue to play with him, it was better to get down to business first......
Xiong Lei sneaked into the cafeteria, looking at the pot of soybean sprouts fried mung bean sprouts, Xiong Lei remembered the appearance he saw yesterday, the plate full of bean sprouts was mixed with some slowly wriggling maggots......
Xiong Lei pursed his lips and thought to himself: "You can eat such disgusting maggots, and it shouldn't be a problem to bring some of my pee......
Thinking of this, Xiong Lei poured his Longyang water into the still turning pot......
A commotion came to his face............
Xiong Lei didn't expect that there would be such a big smell, he was obviously a little panicked in his heart, and it was the first time he knew that when he heated urine, it would emit such a big smell......
Yesterday, the aunt who counted Xiong Lei down because of two steamed buns, frowned, and said, "Lao Li, what's wrong with the things in your pot?" Why is it so fishy? ”
Guarding in front of the pot, the person called Lao Li is also a little strange, maybe he has been arguing for so long, and it is the first time he has smelled the smell of urine after heating......
"Hey! I don't know, huh? How can it be so sassy? ”
The woman with a meaty face said, "You add a little more vinegar to your pot, go and get rid of the fishy smell, I almost vomit when I smell it......"
Xiong Lei rolled his eyes silently, thinking to himself, your steamed buns are all green, aren't you also very happy to eat?
Xiong Lei Kaishu, who had finished the big thing, quickly withdrew from the battlefield, and then, he just had to wait to see the good show and drink after that......
Xiong Lei went back to the bathroom and recited a mantra to recover himself before returning to the ward......
As soon as Xiong Lei returned to his ward, he saw Hu Tian sitting on his hospital bed, looking at him with a serious face......
"Huh? What happened to you? Xiong Lei was a little weak-hearted, so he first asked Hu Tian'er......
Hu Tian walked to the door, closed the door, lowered his head slightly, and his expression was still very serious......
"What the hell is wrong with you? Why don't you speak? ”
Hu Tian rolled his eyes and said, "You tell me the truth, is it you who called me behind me just now?!" ”
"What do you mean? I'm fine, what do you want to do? "Xiong Lei began to prepare to play stupid......
There's no way if you don't pretend to be stupid, Xiong Lei can't admit it, right?
"I know that the person who called me next to me just now is you! I already smell it! That taste, it's yours! Hu Tian'er said very categorically......
"Taste?! What taste?! Can you still smell it? You're not a dog......" Xiong Lei finished speaking, and laughed a few times in embarrassment to cover up the weakness in his heart......
"Don't pretend! Aren't the two of us friends? Since we're friends, you'll be honest with me! How did you do it? ”
Xiong Lei breathed a sigh of relief, and sure enough, the brain circuits of mental patients are different......
Xiong Lei said with a grin: "What can I do in the air?" I'm going to fight a cow! ”
"Really? Will you fight cattle across the mountains?! Hu Tian'er obviously believed what Xiong Lei said in passing......
"Oh, you're really good, you can fly the eaves and walk the wall, you can transmit sound through the air, and you can fight cattle across the mountains! ......" When Hu Tian spoke, he looked adoring......
"I ......"
Xiong Lei pretended to laugh deeply for a while, and then said, "I'll tell you the truth!" Not only will I know what you just said, what water flying, swallowing swords, chest crushing boulders or something, for me, are all trivial, I once went to Shaolin Temple, but also learned Tai Chi plum blossom mantis boxing! ”