Another long-distance bus came, and Lao Tu stopped the car, but fortunately, the driver was good at talking, so Yang Yi and the three of them sat up and made up three tickets.

All three sat in the last row.

Lang Si said: "Lao Tu, it's pretty good for you to tell a story, anyway, if you want to leave now, it is estimated that it will take a long time, why don't you tell another story?" ”

Yang Shan also smiled and said: "Yes, you will talk about one more on the road......" Saying, Yang Shan stopped laughing, he was actually very entangled in his heart, the old-fashioned in front of him was the old-fashioned in his impression, although some external factors such as appearance and voice were the same, but this character and conversation, but it felt like two people, Yang Shirt was also looking forward to telling the story of the old-fashioned person, but when he thought that he and Feng Jianbin would join forces to kill Yang Shuheng in the future, he became angry in his heart, so he only said half of his words and stopped abruptly.

Seeing that Lang Si was looking forward to it like this, Lao Tu suddenly became energetic, and he said: "Okay, then I'll tell you a longer story, you just listen to it, okay, you listen well, I'll start talking......

There is a butcher shop here, and the owner is a strong man, who is said to be so strong that he can smash a solid iron into a fist!

However, no one was afraid of him, and some people bullied him!

You see, there are two children who are provoking him.

The child is still wearing a school uniform, just entered high school, a boy and a girl, standing in front of the meat anvil table, the male classmate said to the boss: "You! It's you! Don't look at it, it's you who I'm looking at! ”

The strong man put down the knife and spoke, but the sound of his voice turned out to be a woman! He said: "Classmate, you look at others like this, how embarrassed they are! ”

The female classmate opened her mouth wide and said to the male classmate, "Stick! I thought you were lying to me, but I didn't expect him to be a pervert! it! It's so funny! ”

The female student's hair was dyed green, and the male classmate's hair was dyed yellow, and it was clear that they were delinquent teenagers.

The strong man was already numb, and laughed, and said with a smile: "Don't laugh at me all the time, please go to class quickly!" If you're late, you'll be scolded by the teacher! ”

The stick was disgusting, and said to the female classmate: "Lan Lan, let's go, bet you will lose, you pay for breakfast!" ”

"Okay, willing to gamble and lose, go! Buy you dog food! ”

Just as the male and female classmates were about to leave, a man blocked the way.

Who is it?

But seeing that this man was wearing leather shoes, the leather shoes were full of openings, showing his toes, he was not wearing socks, he was not wearing trousers, but large trousers, the pants were dirty, he should have not washed it for thousands of years, his shirt was a leather jacket, there was no leather oil for a long time, the two sleeves were one long and one short, his hands were quite clean, and he was holding a cigarette in one hand, his head was not big, his facial features were standard, he was a little thief, his hair seemed to be smoking, and there were many flies and mosquitoes making their home there.

"What are you going to do?" The stick was in front of Lan Lan, and his masculinity was still okay.

"What for?"

He took a puff of cigarette, puffed out a green cigarette and said, "Look at the two of you, you are still carrying school bags, and you are also people who have studied culture, why, the teacher has not taught you what respect is?" Shouldn't you apologize for such an insult to this meat seller! ”

Stick and Lan Lan looked at each other and were stunned for a moment.

"! Here's a guy who wants to eat! Still looking for something? ”

The stick hurriedly called, "Hey, Brother Ba, there is a person who asks for food to stop us from going to school, we are selling meat here!" He also wants to educate me! ”

"Is there such a thing? Stick, you wait, I'll call dozens of buddies, come and cut him! ”

The strong man who sold meat cut off two ribs and stuffed them into the stick, "Classmate, you dissipate your anger, don't be like this person, anyone can see that this person is a fool!" In these days, people are not stupid, how can they come out to ask for food! ”

The stick threw the ribs on the ground, looked disgusted, and said angrily: "You have soiled Lao Tzu!" If you want to be nosy! When Brother Ba comes, even you will cut it together! ”

The strong man didn't dare to persuade him again, he turned around and whispered to the person who stood up, "Why don't you run quickly!" ”

The man laughed, laughing as he stepped back.

"Stick, that guy wants to run!"

Lan Lan dragged the stick, and when the stick looked at it, it was still a few big steps forward, grabbed him firmly, and said, "Now you are not a good man!" I still want to educate Lao Tzu, and when our brother Ba comes, let's see how we educate you well! ”

The man took another puff of cigarette, and the cigarette butts had already burned to the cigarette holder, and he said: "Don't don't, don't be, the student beats the society, and he is a begging for food, and if it spreads, it will not be good for your reputation!" I apologize to you! That's always the way to go! ”

Lan Lan said at this time: "Stick, I'm a new student who has been transferred, our head teacher is not a human being, just call my dad if there is anything, we can still make it a trivial matter, don't be late!" ”

"Okay, Lan Lan, listen to you!"

The man breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't want to, and the stick said, "But you can't just let him apologize!" So be it, you! Apologize is forgiven, but you have to get under Lao Tzu's crotch! ”

The stick spread his legs and pointed under his crotch, "You! Don't look at it! Hurry up and crawl under Lao Tzu's crotch, if you hesitate any longer, as soon as Brother Ba finds a good person and sets off, it will be the water that has been spilled out, and it can't be recovered! ”

The man really hesitated.

It's a small market, and there are a lot of shops around, and there are a lot of people on the street, all eyes on it, all staring here, gossiping, laughing, sighing, and pointing.

The strong man said, "Classmate, he is from outside, after all, things are also caused by me, it is better to do this, I can crawl under your crotch!" ”

As he spoke, the strong man lay on the ground, and the stick jumped to the side, "You are so big, how can you crawl under me, don't worry about it, Lao Tzu is not at you!" Flash side! You! ”

The stick was pointed at the man, "You! Lao Tzu is impatient, Lao Tzu counts to ten, if you don't drill under Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will be cross-hearted, and he will cut you into the hospital! ”

Lan Lan also persuaded the man, "You are a person who asks for food, do you know how to do it!" There is an allusion to humiliation under the crotch in history, have you ever heard of it, it is a man named Liu Bang, before fighting the country, he was toyed with and was ready to kill him, however, a condition was made, that is, to climb from under the man's crotch, you can avoid death, and finally Liu Bang climbed over, and afterwards, he unified the six countries! You should learn from him, you ......"

"Enough!"

The man stopped Lan Lan and said, "You're enough! Don't say it, if Liu Bang is alive, he will definitely be angry with you, and the person who begs for humiliation under his crotch is not Liu Bang, but Han Xin! It was not Liu Bang who unified the six countries, it was Qin Shi Huang! ”

"Enough!"