No one expected that the coach would run away.

Lang Si and Yang Shan were dumbfounded, looking at the person who was going to fight with Lang Si and starving, that person was about the same as Lang Si, but his body and physique looked stronger than Lang Si.

The man scolded the long-distance bus that had already gone away, then looked at Lang Si and said, "Dude, are we still fighting?" ”

Lang Si said: "Whether you fight or not, it depends on whether you are convinced or not?" ”

The man said, "Oh, buddy, you're really on the same page with me, okay, let's have a fight!" ”

Speaking, the man surfed four ran over, violent, a flying leg, kicked to the door of the four waves, Lang Si had already noticed, tilted his head, twisted his body, dodged over, at this time, the two people were quite close, Lang Si had experience in fighting, if you want to win the other party, you have to knock the other party down, Lang Si took advantage of the fact that the person had not yet stood firm, out of his feet, to hook the man down, but I didn't expect that the man's center of gravity was very stable, after Lang Si picked up the man's leg, the man did not fall, he took advantage of the situation to turn around, and then punched Lang Si at the back of the neck, Lang Si withdrew, but his movements were a little slow, and the man's fist fell on Lang Si's shoulder, and Lang Si was regarded as a punch from the man.

Lang Si didn't show anything on his face, but his shoulder was like a burning pain, and he said in his heart: "I didn't expect this guy to be a good fighter!" ”

Thinking in his heart, but in terms of reaction, there can be no sloppiness, Lang Si's body fights that person, this is a hard hit, and it doesn't matter who takes advantage and who suffers.

The man was a little caught off guard, and thought that Lang Si would take two steps after taking that punch, but he didn't expect to face the difficulties, all of a sudden, Lang Si hugged the man, and then Lang Si lifted it up and hugged the man in the air, and before the man struggled, Lang Si threw himself on the ground again, and really pressed the man to the ground.

The man was not lightly fallen, coughing, Lang Si rode on his neck again, clenched his fists, grinned and said, "Accept it or not?" If you don't accept it, this punch is going to hit you in the face, and you are going to turn it into a panda eye? ”

The man hurriedly said, "Obey!" Dude, if you have served, you can really fight, I have served, I admit defeat. ”

Lang Si snorted and laughed, "Are you willing to admit defeat?" Saying that, he got up and made a move, to pull the man, the man was stunned for a moment, raised his hand, and was pulled up by Langsi, the man smiled and said: "As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, brother, what do you call it?" My name is Old-Go. ”

"Corny?" Yang Shan screamed in his heart, he knew that the person who killed his father Yang Shuheng was Feng Jianbin, and Feng Jianbin's accomplice was old-fashioned, Yang Shan's eyes widened, the person in front of him, judging from his figure, was indeed a bit old-fashioned, but the hairstyle was too wrong.

Lang Si took a look at himself, laughed old-fashionedly, and said, "Brother Lang, I'll call you Brother Lang." ”

Lang Si said: "Old-fashioned, I see that your hair looks like a woman, are you engaged in art?" I see a lot of literary and artistic men, all with long hair fluttering. ”

The old man smiled, raised his hand, and pulled his hair, unexpectedly, he was wearing a wig, he took off his glasses again, revealing a clear face, Lang Si had no big reaction, but Yang Shan almost didn't shout, because that person removed the wig, removed the glasses, and his appearance was really Feng Jianbin's accomplice, old-fashioned.

Lang Si said: "Lao Tu, look at you, such a fuss, we don't have a car to sit on, this is not in the village, there is no store in the back, where should we go!" ”

Lao Tu said: "Hey, it's all my fault, brother, we can only wait here for the next long-distance bus to pass here, let's stop it." ”

Lang Si looked at Yang Shirt and found that Yang Shirt looked at the old-fashioned expression strangely, he said: "Little goat, don't look old-fashioned anymore, look at it again, the old-fashioned will be regarded by you as a big girl's family, shy!" ”

Lao Tu glanced at Yang Shirt and said, "Yo, this young man, who are you?" Your son? ”

Lang Si said: "No, no, no, it's my eldest brother's son, I'm his uncle!" By the way, Lao Tu, you are on the same bus as us, where are you going? ”

Lao Tu said: "I'm going to find a relative, have you ever heard of Tonghuang Town?" ”

Lang Si sighed and said, "! Such a coincidence? I'm also going to Tonghuang Town, and the little goat and I are going to Chunli Community, no, you also want to go to Chunli Community, right? ”

Lao Tu's eyes widened, laughed loudly, and said, "Brother, won't it, it's such a coincidence?" I'm going to go to the Chunli community! ”

Lang Si and Lao Tu seemed to be familiar at first sight, standing on the side of the road, and actually chatting with each other.

But half an hour passed, and not a single car shadow was seen.

Lang Si Lao Tu and Yang Shan, all tired to sit on the ground, Lang Si began to complain again, said: "Lao Tu, it's all your fault, originally I was in the car, and I was going to listen to the big glasses frame to tell a story, I still want to go in the car, there is food and drink in the bag, this is good, you come over a bar, come on, none of us can take the car away, we are all here to consume, there is no car, if we want to use it, the road, I don't know how far it is." ”

Yang Shan said coldly: "It's still far away, look at the mobile phone navigation, there are less than a hundred kilometers." ”

Lang Si sighed and said, "Lao Tu, look at how you atone for your sins, ah? It's better to tell a story, to have fun, to pass the time, maybe you finish telling the story, and the bus will come. ”

The old man said, "Okay, then I'll tell you a story, pass the time, what kind of story will I tell...... Let me tell you the story of a part-time job...... Lao Song took his son to work outside all the year round, leaving his wife and daughter-in-law to work at home.

One day, the daughter-in-law called Lao Song and cried and said: Dad, my mother fainted somehow, and now she is being rescued in the hospital, you can bring the big lice back quickly!

Lao Song listened like a thunderbolt, and said, what can you do when you go back, you have to count the money, you take care of your mother at home, we will remit all the 30,000 yuan in our hands, and it is not enough.

Lao Song and the big lice hurriedly finished the work, eager to finish the work in ten days in one day. After a tiring day, before I had time to eat in the evening, my daughter-in-law called again: the doctor said that my mother's illness required surgery, and she had to ask the person in charge to sign it.

Lao Song said, you just need to sign it.

The daughter-in-law said that the operation fee was not enough, and the doctor said that it would cost 70,000 yuan. The time drags on for up to two days.

Lao Song finally said, I want to find a way to deal with money.

The next day, Lao Song took the big lice to go around looking for acquaintances to borrow money from the boss, and he made up less than 20,000 yuan in total. The big lice said, Dad, we can't do it like on TV, robbing banks, robbing cash trucks, robbing gold, robbing ......

Lao Song knocked the head of the big lice: We will never do anything illegal. Lao Song smoked a few cigarettes in a row, and said helplessly, it seems that we only have to beg. ”

Speaking of this, Lang Si couldn't help but laugh and said, "Big lice? Old Song? Haha, old-fashioned, where did you hear this story, how did you name your child Big Lice is really funny, and what are they going to do? Go begging? Can you make a lot of money by begging? ”

Lao Tu said: "Brother, can you not interrupt, if you interrupt, then I won't say it, it's up to you, how about it?" ”

Lang Si said: "You continue, continue, or you continue to speak, I'll listen!" ”

Continuing to tell the story, he said, "That...... Yes...... Oh, brother, I don't even know where I'm talking about when you interrupt me like this! ”

Yang Shirt said at this time: "You talked about Lao Song and said that you want to beg!" ”

"Yes, yes, beg!" Lao Song then found a white cloth, wrote his difficulties on the cloth with red ink, and then took the big lice to the crowded place near the train station, knelt down and cried out for pity.

But here, business is not easy to do, and there are many types of people begging, some have fewer arms and legs, some carry disabled children on their backs, some carry serious sick numbers, and even some have conjoined people, each more pitiful than the other.

In the early hours of the morning, when there was no one, Lao Song and the big lice were hoarse, but the money jar was less than 70 yuan. At this time, the woman holding the baby walked past the stall next to her, only to see her carrying a purse full of money. The woman shook her head at Old Song and smiled.

Lao Song realized a truth, if you want to do a good job of begging, you must be pitiful and distinctive, and the more attractive you are, the more marketable you are. ”

Lang Si sighed with emotion and said: "It seems that it is not easy to do any line of work, there are those who beg to get rich, and there are also those who are not presentable, what Sun Tzu said is very right, peers are not profitable!" ”

Lao Tu almost choked to death from his own spit, he coughed twice and said, "Brother, did you make a mistake, or did you make a mistake on purpose to make everyone laugh?" Sun Tzu is an ancient man, and he is also a military strategist, and the famous words he said are all in the military, and peers are not interested, this is not what Sun Tzu said. ”

Lang Si asked: "Then you say, peers are not beneficial, who said this?" ”

The old man said, "This ...... This one...... It's like a proverb, like we all like to say, as the saying goes, whatever, that's it. ”

What else did Lang Si want to argue about, Yang Shirt said: "Okay, okay, don't argue about who said that, don't tell the story, don't you listen to the story?" ”

Lang Si said: "Lao Tu, you continue." ”

The old man said, "Okay, I'll go on, where did I go?" ”

Yang Shan reminded: "You said that Lao Song realized a truth. ”

Lao Tu said: "Yes, Lao Song realized a truth that must attract people's attention, so Lao Song thought about it all night and finally came up with an idea." After dawn, Lao Song bought a second-hand cart, and the big lice curled up in the cart with saliva on his face.

Lao Song pushed the car and sang all the way to the square, he sang: Hey, my son has a strange disease, hey is so strange, he can only keep singing hey can't stop, if I don't sing to him, he will foam at the mouth and shake......

At this moment, there were a lot of people around. Lao Song pretended to cough and stopped singing, only to see the big lice spitting in his mouth and trembling all over his body. Lao Song knelt down and begged everyone for help: Everyone help, I can't sing for a while because my throat hurts.

At this time, a kind man stepped forward and sang: Hey, your son is really weird, hey is weird, we can't just look at it......

With the singing, the lice were silent. Later, there were non-stop well-wishers answering songs, and there were non-stop well-wishers donating money, all of which were one hundred and one hundred, until the big lice fell asleep late at night.

Lao Song estimated that today's harvest can be 30,000 or 40,000 yuan, plus the borrowed 20,000 yuan and the 30,000 yuan remitted back before, the operation fee is enough.

Just when Lao Song was pushing the cart and preparing to leave, a BMW car stopped, and three big men who claimed to be beggars came down, asking Lao Song to hand over the money as a gang fee. Lao Song and Yan said that they would only do it for one day, and the man pointed to Lao Song's nose and said: I can't let me see you begging again in the future, otherwise you will all be crippled, take 10,000 yuan out and you can go!

Lao Song handed over 10,000 yuan and pushed the big lice back. The last bit of money actually earned more than 30,000 yuan.

The next day, Lao Song remitted 50,000 yuan to his daughter-in-law, and told her on the phone that her daughter-in-law must take good care of the patient.

Lao Song and the big lice returned to their profession and stepped up their work in the factory. Slowly pay back the money you owe.

Seeing that it was about to be August 15, Lao Song said to the big lice: This time, let's go home and see your mother.

When the two came to the train station to buy train tickets, the daughter-in-law suddenly called, and the daughter-in-law cried and said: Dad, it's terrible, come back quickly, my mother is really hospitalized this time!

Lao Song was stunned for a while, what does it mean to be really hospitalized?

The daughter-in-law had to tell the truth. It turned out that the daughter-in-law said on the phone before that her mother's hospitalization was fake, because they missed Lao Song and the big lice, but Lao Song didn't go home with the big lice for two years, and he only knew how to make money and make money. August 15 is approaching, but the two have no intention of going home. Helpless, the mother-in-law asked her daughter-in-law to call and lie.

After making the first call, Lao Song had no intention of going home, so her mother-in-law asked her to make the second call, she thought, the operation fee is high, and if you can't earn money, you will definitely come back, but I didn't expect that Lao Song made a lot of money. The mother-in-law put aside her thoughts for a while, and took all the 80,000 yuan in her hand to the "investment company" for usury.

As a result, the boss of the investment company ran away with the money, and the mother-in-law had high blood pressure and went to the hospital in a coma, and now she really needs surgery.

Listening to the radio on the platform, the train was about to enter the station, and the big lice asked: Dad, are we still going home?

Lao Song said: There is no money in hand, what's the use of going back. Now, we have to make a lot of money back.

Lao Song took a few puffs of cigarette and saw that there were performers on the street. Say to the big lice: Let's buy a set of audio microphone equipment, let's also sell art, when the time comes, I sing, you can dance striptease.

The big lice said with tears in his eyes: Daddy...... I'm still young...... Or...... How do I sing and dance?

Old Song was stunned and said slowly: Okay, I'm old, I don't talk about face, I jump, I jump! ”

At this point, Lao Tu paused for a moment, and then said, "The story is finished." ”

After Yang Shan listened, there was actually a trace of sourness in his heart, but Lang Si laughed very highly, he said: "It's funny, it's a bit like a small movie, and Lao Song is really funny, isn't it, little goat?" ”

Yang Shirt said: "I don't think Lao Song is funny, and in the end, what Lao Song said, don't you feel sad and helpless?" ”

Lang Si wanted to say something, but suddenly his eyes lit up, pointed behind Yang Shan, and said, "The car is coming!" Old-fashioned, go stop the car! ”