101 is not a woman
Gu Jun complained about Lang Si and Yang Shan, and he said: "Not only you, but also the little goat, you two!" I talked to Xiaoman on the phone, and I said it was good! You suddenly came out to speak, where did Xiao Man hear the sound of your cow cannon, so he naturally won't pay attention to you! And the little goat covered my mouth, Xiao Man couldn't hear me, so he must have hung up! ”
Yang Shan now regrets that he made a late shot, if he had made a move to cover Gu Jun's mouth earlier, the phone was full of Xiao Man singing a one-man show, then, Gu Jun's fraud situation is particularly obvious, Yang Shan Xin said: "Hey, it's all my fault for hesitation, this is good, the evidence is insufficient." ”
Niu Cannon was a little angry, angry with himself and Yang Shan, he said: "Little goat, what do you say you are covering Uncle Gu's mouth?" ”
Yang Shirt had an idea and said, "Because I also listen to Sister Xiaoman's beautiful voice, I covered Grandpa Gu's mouth and wanted to only listen to her voice, her voice is so beautiful." ”
Ox Cannon let out a long sigh.
Gu Jun smiled and said, "But, Cannon, don't be too disappointed, don't we meet her at eleven o'clock, when the time comes, when we meet, everything will be easy to say!" ”
As soon as he heard this, Niu Cannon jumped up happily, and he said: "Then let's hurry up, in front of the entrance temple, let's wait for her!" Let's go! ”
Lang Si under the pomegranate tree, picked a pomegranate, he said: "Look at your monkey anxious, eleven o'clock, now it's only eight o'clock, Huang Ma is making breakfast for us, no matter how anxious you are, you have to eat breakfast first!" ”
Yang Shan saw Lang Si's feet, and suddenly had a feeling that something was wrong.
"Okay, okay, the rice porridge is ready, I've spread a few pancakes, let's eat together!"
Huang Ma put a table at the door of the kitchen, brought the rice porridge pot over, and put the pancakes on the table, Gu Xue helped take out the dishes and chopsticks, and several people gathered around to eat.
Of course, Yang Shan only drank a little porridge, because in his eyes, porridge is real, and everything else is dead insects.
"After eating, let's go, how about we?" The cow cannon just wanted to pick up the cake and jump.
Gu Junha smiled and said, "Okay, okay!" Let's finish eating and go! ”
"Huang Ma," Gu Xue said, "After eating, you don't have anything to do, go around with us!" I'll buy you two clothes, and see how old your clothes are. It's rare to come, and when I come, I'll give you some heart, how about it? ”
Huang's mother said: "Xue'er, don't buy it for me, I'm this age, where do I still pay attention to dress, I still have to do some work at home, there is no wind in the past two days, and I haven't swept the yard, today, I will sweep the yard!" ”
"Sweep the yard?"
Yang Shan's heart jumped, and his heart said, "Under the pomegranate tree, what will happen?" ”
Things are still developing as before, but this time the difference is that Yang Yi first found an excuse to come back halfway, and his purpose was to dig out under the pomegranate tree first.
Yang Shirt said that he went to the toilet, no one doubted it, after Lang Si gave him directions, he didn't wait for Yang Shirt, and Yang Shirt returned home and began to dig under the pomegranate tree, however, he dug nothing out, which made him confused, he knew that this place should not stay for a long time, so he buried the soil again, but when he was about to climb over the wall and walk, he heard movement outside the wall, he quickly hid.
I saw a person coming in from the outside over the wall, but this person was Huang Ma, Huang Ma without a face.
"What is she going to do?" Yang was surprised.
Huang Ma floated in the yard, but she floated into the toilet, and after about a few minutes, Huang Ma floated out and said, "Roar, roar! It's finally done, and it's really inconvenient to go to the toilet outside. ”
After speaking, Huang's mother flipped out again.
Yang Shan was shocked, and after a long time, Huang's mother had a personal fetish, and she had to go home to go to the toilet.
Yang Shan, who didn't find anything, had to go back to find Lang Si and them.
At this time, Gu Xue dragged Huang's mother into a clothing store to pick out clothes, and Gu Jun went to the toilet.
Lang Si saw Yang Yi and said, "Little goat, you are a big one, it's been a long time." ”
Niu Cannon was a little impatient and said: "I thought that Gu Xue would pick one for Huang Ma casually when she went in, but I didn't expect to pick it up, it was endless, so Huang Ma tried one after another, and Gu Jun also went to the toilet for almost half an hour, how could they grind so much!" ”
Even Langsi couldn't help but sigh: "What Sun Tzu said is not false at all, if there is a father, there must be a daughter!" The girl was dazzled when she bought clothes, and Lao Tzu went to the toilet and fell into the pit! Do you have to grind until almost eleven o'clock? He complained and looked at Yang Shan, but saw that Yang Shi didn't know what he was thinking, and his eyes were straight in a daze.
"What do you want, little goat?" Lang Si asked.
Yang Shan knew that no one would understand what he thought, so he said: "It's nothing, Uncle Lang, you don't believe me when I say it, you always say that I am gossip." ”
Lang Si said: "I know, you are just thinking about something wrong, you want to say, I don't know what is going on with these wrongs......"
"Little goat, you're really too suspicious!" Lang Si's tone was a little serious, he said, "Little goat, you know, there are many things that are wrong in the world, we are not investigators, just live well, you are called worrying about the sky, do you know, you think about something inconsequential all day long, then you are too boring, something wrong, for example, some people can live to eighty, why can some people live to ninety?" Some people are so rich, why some people can't earn money no matter how hard they work, and there are many, many more, don't think about these questions anymore. ”
Yang Shan said: "Hey, Uncle Lang, okay, okay, turn the page." I think something is wrong with me, look at you to worry, I like to think, no, I think I'm happy! ”
Lang Si cut off and said, "Then you just think about yours, you won't enjoy life." ”
At this time, Gu Xue came out with Huang Ma, and at Gu Xue's request, Huang Ma put on new clothes, and put the old clothes into a handbag.
Niu Cannon said: "I didn't expect Gu Xue to be quite close to Huang's mother. ”
"Look, Huang Ma looks good in this dress!"
Gu Xue let everyone see Huang Ma's new clothes.
Yang Shan's face was smiling, but it was really not a taste in his heart, because Huang's mother was wearing a mourning dress.
"Looks good!" Niu Cannon said, "It's really good-looking, but Uncle Gu hasn't come back yet!" ”
Gu Xue sneered and said, "Cannon, what you said is really funny, and the topic turns unexpectedly!" You see, my dad is here! ”
Gu Xue pointed to the trail, and saw the old man Gu Jun slowly and leisurely walking over from the trail.
"Grandpa Gu! No, no! Uncle Gu, you're back, let's go! ”
Niu Cannon really looks like a child.
Yang Shirt now looks at anything and feels wrong, he sees Gu Jun, feels that there is something wrong with Gu Jun, he looks Gu Jun up and down, when he sees Gu Jun's shoes, he feels that his shoes are brighter than in the morning, Gu Jun is wearing sneakers, the soles are white, in the morning, although Yang Shirt did not pay careful attention to his shoes, but if he is not mistaken, the soles are more stained than now, however, Yang Shirt thought again, it is possible that after Gu Jun went to the toilet, he washed and wiped with water or paper.
Gu Jun said with a smile: "Little Cannon, why do you keep wanting to call me grandpa, if you are willing to shout, I will not refuse!" Haha......"
They didn't stay here any longer, and under the urging of the bull cannon, they set off directly to the Xuanguan Temple.
Gu Xue said: "Xuanguan Temple, can be said to be an ancient building, covers an area of 100 acres, Xuanguan Temple is composed of temples and city walls, there is a moat outside the city wall, it is said that the Xuanguan Temple was called Xuanguan in ancient times, what age is unknown, the owner of Xuanguan is a general of the imperial court, it is called Xuanguan, after the Xuanguan returned to his hometown, the saint gave him this place, so this place was named Xuanguan, and later there were people in the army who rebelled and rebelled, the strength was strong, the court was unable to suppress, the rebels attacked the court, and slowly hit the Xuanguan, Xuan ordered people to dig a moat near the city tower, and no matter how the rebels attacked, they just couldn't enter the entrance, so the rebels increased their troops, and the strength was several times that of the militia at the entrance.
However, Xuanguan was not afraid, he personally trained the soldiers, trained the militia like a tiger, in the case of very weak troops, created one after another miracle of defending the city, and finally, out of the surprise army, led nearly a hundred militiamen with good skills, sneaked into the rebel camp in the middle of the night, but in the fight with the rebel leader, the entrance in order to kill the rebel leader, and he died together.
The people of the saint and the entrance to the entrance, in order to commemorate the entrance, built this entrance temple. ”
Along the way, Gu Xue told some legends with Lang Si and the three of them who came to the Xuanguan Temple for the first time, and the reason why they are legends is because these legends are not recorded in writing, even in the Xuanguan Temple, there is no record of the deeds of the Xuanguan, and the gods in the temple are not Taoists or Buddhists.
Walking and chatting, the group of them walked across the moat and came to the entrance temple, the time was more than nine o'clock, and there were less than two hours before eleven o'clock.
"We're here, look, it's still early!" Gu Xue looked at the time, then looked at Niu Cannon, and said, "Look at you, you're in a hurry, you're here so early, so come with us to the temple to worship God, right?" ”
Niu Dacang looked around in the compound, he wanted to see Xiao Man, he said: "I will stick to my post, you are willing to go to other places, casually, whether it is to worship God, or to buy things, or to go to the toilet, you don't call me!" ”
Lang Siha smiled and said: "This is the power of love, this is the first time that the cannon keeps the contract, not only to keep the contract, but also to arrive early, I remember very clearly, every time the cannon asks me, saying what time it will be, as a result, he has to push back an hour to arrive, every time he says that he will arrive immediately, and the result is ......."
"Alright, alright!" Niu Cannon Bai Langsi glanced at him, "Don't make things up there, I'm always very punctual!" ”
At this time, Gu Xue said: "Lao Lang, cannon, my father and I, and Huang Ma are going to go in and worship God, do any of you want to come together?" ”
Lang Si said: "Since they are all here, it should be regarded as an eye-opener, and then say that I Lang Si went to the Xuanguan Temple, and others asked me what the statues in the Xuanguan Temple look like, and if I can't say it, isn't it considered for nothing!" Little goat, do you want to come along? ”
Yang Shi nodded: "Okay, I'll go in and have a look." ”
Niu Cannon insisted on refusing to go, so he waited for Xiao Man in front of the temple gate, and the others went into the entrance temple together.
The temple is not small, there are a lot of people in and out, there is an old woman who is like a person guarding the entrance temple in the orderly arrangement of people, queue up in order, enter in turn, in front of the statue is only allowed to kneel and worship incense for five minutes, after the time, the old woman will remind people to leave, and the average person kneels and bows for less than five minutes before leaving the field.
After entering the temple, Yang Yi looked up at the statue of the deity, which was covered with a red cloth on his head, sitting cross-legged, holding something like a lamp plate in one hand, and raising the other hand as if he was about to push something, like the action when making a stop gesture.
This idol is so familiar to Yang Shan, Yang Shanxin said: "Statue? It's it again, what is the connection between it and me, and what is the connection with this hypnotic world? ”
"Next group! Worship God! ”
The old woman at the incense table shouted, and the people in this group were the Gu family and Lang Siyang.
Yang Shi stopped talking, and knelt in front of the statue with the Gu family, although Lang Si knelt down, but he didn't close his eyes together like Gu Xue Gujun and Huang Ma, and said in pieces, he looked left and right, looking absent-minded.
What Yang Shan didn't expect was that the Gu family actually closed their eyes and chanted at the statue in pieces, five minutes was not enough, the old woman coughed, the three people of the Gu family had not stopped, and the old woman had to remind them, saying: "It's time, it's time!" Let's leave quickly, our entrance temple has the rules of the entrance temple, and it is too verbose to make a wish and a wish. ”
The three members of the Gu family opened their eyes at this time, and got up embarrassedly and went to the door, Yang Shirt and Lang Si also went out, Yang Shirt said: "Come on, it's time for a woman to scream!" ”
Just when a few of them were about to walk out of the temple gate, another group of people kneeling in front of the statue of the god, a man screamed, and this cry suddenly shocked people's hearts.
Yang Shi was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "I'll go, why did I change to a man's shout." ”
Lang Si couldn't help but panic and said, "What happened! How could anyone make such a terrifying noise! ”
Yang Shan, like everyone present, locked his eyes on the woman who let out the screaming sound.
The woman was still very young, and she sat down on the ground, her eyes fixed on the idol, and her hands, trembling and pointing at the idol, she said in a trembling voice, "Dead! Someone died! ”
Following the direction of the woman's fingers, I saw a man hanging in the air, his body still shaking, and the rope around the neck of the dead body was tied to the girders on the top, very high, and his body swayed, swaying from side to side in front of the red cloth covered by the idol.
You can see that the body has just hung down from the beam.
"Lie down! Is this a real dead man? Or is it a prank? Lang Si couldn't believe the facts in front of him.
But Yang Yi looked at the corpse in the air, and said in his heart: "If it should appear, continue to appear." When Yang Shirt was about to say that the person was Xiao Man, he suddenly discovered that the dead body was not a woman's body, but a man's body.
Yang Shirt couldn't help but widen his eyes and said, "How is it possible!" ”