100 Cover your mouth
Yang Shi retreated, he took two steps back, but the shadow did not move. Yang Shirt hesitated, and then tried to take two steps forward, but he didn't expect the shadow to take two steps closer to him, and at this moment, Yang Shirt vaguely saw the shape of the shadow, that's right, it is a human form, and this human form, Yang Shirt felt very familiar, thought about it carefully, and said in surprise: "This person, why is he so like Gu Jun?" Could it be him? Why is he here? Am I dreaming? ”
Yang Shan finally mustered up his courage, although he was still timid, but he was particularly calm, and he said in a calm tone: "Grandpa Gu, why are you here?" In the middle of the night, it shouldn't be a cool, right? ”
The shadow opened his mouth to speak, and sure enough, it was Gu Jun, he smiled and said, "I can't sleep, come out at night to breathe, little goat, why can't you sleep?" ”
Yang Shirt said: "I am ...... It's waking up with urine. ”
Gu Jun said: "Oh, I see, then you go to the toilet." ”
Yang Shirt went to the toilet, but as soon as he entered the toilet, he felt something knock on the back of his head, he had no strength in his body, and fell to the ground, but did not fall, and was supported by the person behind him and carried the person on the shoulder.
Yang Shan felt that the person was still an ancient army, but Yang Shan didn't have the strength to speak at this time.
Gu Jun carried Yang Shirt, quietly opened the door, and then came to the van, he threw Yang Shirt in the back seat, kicked the car, and began to go in one direction.
Yang Yi was in a semi-comatose state, and he felt that Gu Jun was driving to the mountains.
Yang Shan was shocked and said, "Could it be that the ancient army wants to take me to the mountain, in the so-called holy coffin?" ”
Yang Shi tried to get up and gritted his teeth, but when he sat up suddenly, he was not in the van, but on the bed.
It turned out that everything was really a dream again.
But now, it was still dark night, the door was open, and a gust of cold wind blew over, Yang Shan's heart was pounding, and he wanted to continue sleeping, but this time it was really urgent, he got out of bed, didn't take a few steps, was timid, and went back to the bed.
Yang Shan pushed the sleeping Lang Si and whispered: "Uncle Lang, Uncle Lang, wake up!" ”
Lang Sifu opened his eyes, saw a black shadow beside him, and suddenly became energetic, and said, "Who are you!" ”
Yang Shirt said: "It's me, little goat, Uncle Lang, don't be surprised!" ”
Lang Si breathed a sigh of relief and said, "You little rabbit cub, in the middle of the night, are you so noisy!" How do you get under the bed? ”
Yang Shirt said: "Uncle Lang, I have an urgent need to urinate and want to go to the toilet......"
"Then you just go to the toilet, it can't be that you don't know where the toilet is, right?"
"No, of course I know where the toilet is, but I'm scared, I see a ghost under the pomegranate tree!"
Lang Si's eyes widened and he said, "I'll go!" In the middle of the night, don't scare people so much, okay! ”
Yang Yi turned his head to look at the door of the house through the moonlight, and said, "None of you who is the last to sleep will not close the door." ”
"Didn't close the door?" Lang Si shuddered, and he said, "You're not mistaken, I'm the last to sleep, I remember it, I closed the door!" ”
Lang Si said this, which made Yang Xian's spine feel cold, and he said, "Uncle Lang, don't scare me!" ”
"Lie down! You kid already scared me just now, where am I still in the mood to play this joke with you! Lang Si said very seriously.
"That's weird, Uncle Lang, do you want to go outside with me to have a look?" Yang asked asked.
Lang Si thought about it and reached out to shake the bull cannon.
"Wake up! Cannon, wake up! ”
Niu Cannon was still asleep, and he was shaken twice by the waves, and he didn't react at all, and he really slept enough.
Yang Shan said, "Uncle Gu, are you here too?" ”
Niu Cannon suddenly opened his eyes, he immediately sat up, opened his mouth and said, "Xiao Man, don't go!" ”
Lang Si patted Niu Cannon on the shoulder and said, "Hey, there's no Xiao Man here, we called you to get up!" ”
Niu Cannon was sober, and when he saw Lang Siyang's shirt, he was also startled at first, and he said: "Are you two interesting, in the middle of the night, what are you calling me for!" Obviously I was dreaming, who just called Xiao Man in my sleep? Who? ”
Yang Yi said: "Uncle Cannon, it's me." ”
"You little bunny!" Niu Cannon said with a complaint, "Just you shouted, Xiao Man was dancing in our house, wearing the angelic clothes in the photo, but after she heard your voice, she suddenly stopped dancing, and said to me aggrievedly, Oh no, Gu Jun found me!" Speaking...... Lao Lang, little goat, guess what's going on behind the scenes? ”
Neither Yang Shirt nor Lang Si spoke.
Niu Cannon said: "After Xiao Man finished speaking, she cried, you know, she shed blood and tears, turned around and opened the door of the house, and ran out, I went to chase, but it was too late, Xiao Man was under the pomegranate tree, hanged!" I wanted to stop it, but Gu Jun, Uncle Gu stopped me! ”
"I'll go to her uncle's!" Lang Si was horrified when he heard this, and he said, "Niu Cannon, don't take you to scare people like this!" Are you making it up, it's like it's true! ”
Niu Cannon said: "What kind of uncle, I didn't tell the truth at all, it's just a dream!" Don't talk about this nonsense, why are you waking me up? ”
Lang Si said, "Of course go pee!" I'm afraid that you will all wet the bed of the Gu family, so I wake you up in the middle of the night and go to pee together, how about it? ”
Niu Cannon couldn't cry and laughed, and said, "Lao Lang, are you a three-year-old child?" You are timid and afraid to pee in the middle of the night, so you say it directly, don't say that you are so great, but the problem is that your reason is too far-fetched, how can such a big person wet the bed! ”
Lang Si said: "Cannon, you are really discerning, you can see through at a glance that I am too timid to go to the toilet, now it's okay, do Lang Si a favor and go pee together?" ”
"Well, look at you poor bastard!"
Niu Cannon got up, and after his feet reached his shoes, Lang Si and Yang Shan followed him and walked out.
Walking out of the door, Niu Cannon's eyes didn't look around, and he walked directly in the direction of the toilet, while Yang Shirt and Lang Si in the back hurried to look under the pomegranate tree as soon as they went out, but under the pomegranate tree, there was nothing.
Lang Si glanced at Yang Shan, and said in a reproachful tone: "Little goat, you are still teasing me, if you are too timid to go to the toilet alone, just say it, don't find such an excuse to kill people, okay?" ”
Yang Shan's heart is complicated.
After the three of them finished solving the toilet, they went back to the house to rest, this time, Yang Shan personally closed the door, before closing the door, he looked at the pomegranate tree again, but there was really nothing under the tree.
The three of them lay down, and for a while, they were no longer sleepy, and Niu Cannon grumbled: "Look at you, little goat, there is no sleepiness at all, tell me a story, so that I can sleep!" ”
Lang Si also asked Yang Shirt to say one, and Yang Shirt told the story he had heard without temper.
Yang Shan said: "The story is about a planet, there are birds and beasts in this planet, they eat men, not women, they love to move, and they wander around!" There is also the Zen dragon beast, which eats dragons, quiet, hungry every ten years, hungry and dispatched, eat dragons! There are also Heavenly Beasts, Beasts of War, Heavenly Demon Warrior Mounts, the body is like a copper wall, the horns are indestructible, the Heavenly Beasts are infested, the mountains and rivers can be razed to the ground, and the Heavenly Beasts can be upgraded to flying horses! There is also a stone refining beast, as the name suggests, weak and timid, the devil sees the demon killing, and is born to be killed for the heavenly demon warriors to exercise and upgrade and refine into stone to make a sword, and does not have a strong ability to reproduce with attack power.
Violent beast, the highest level of beast, the ability is super explosive! But how powerful, no one has ever seen it, it's just a legend......
There is a Ten Thousand Tribulation Cliff on the planet, and after the Ten Thousand Tribulation Cliff, it is the Six Underworld Ancient Road, which leads to the Ghost Medicine Continent and looks for the Ghost Blood Villa, which can be exchanged for corresponding items by virtue of the weapon level, including the Time Tunnel Machine.
There is one person who needs a time tunnel machine, and he is Cangsang!
In the story, the young Cangsang skillfully saved the name of the Tianqing Beast, the Barbarian Beast, to the Violent Beast Planet, the Beast King in order to express his gratitude, rewarded the Cangsang woman, he met the female No. 1, the seagull, and started the training journey......
There are five major beast kingdoms on the continent of the beast planet, four small continents, each with its own well water does not interfere with river water, where Cangsang is located, the Eastern Beast Country, the Heavenly Demon Country, the Central Continent Ming Yi Demon Country, the Western Xuan Demon Country, the North North Demon Country, and the South Blood Demon Country. The four small continents are the top capital, the wine city, the ghost medicine island, and the desert hill.
Heavenly Demon Warrior Level: Measured by the sword, the sword is upgraded, the man is upgraded, and the beast is upgraded.
Ordinary warriors, soldier level, there are many first-level warriors, second-level warriors, there are mounts, second-level Tianqing beasts, as captains, ten people and ten beasts as a team, ten teams as a general, third-level warriors, and a hundred generals. Ten soldiers will be a lieutenant general, a fourth-level soldier, a thousand generals, ten thousand generals, a fifth-level soldier, and ten thousand generals.
Four Heavenly Demon Generals, Special Warriors. Above, the king, the king warrior, the king warrior.
A third-level beast with wings
Fourth-level beasts, their eyes can produce flames, they can spit out invincible flames, and they are even more angry when they encounter water, and they can only self-extinguish or be sucked back. The energy gathering time is long, it takes ten minutes, and the time is increased for a second time.
Level 5 beast, electric flint, invincible flames every ten minutes, electric flint decreasing.
Special Beast, all of the above, every ten minutes, a new ability magnetic field is introduced, and it can only be used once a day, and the controlled one, cannot move.
The king beast and the king are combined, and the giants are invincible!
First-level warrior, strong physical fitness, second-level warrior, gem color on the sword, fast sword speed, third-level warrior, can summon the sword soul, use the ecstasy sword,
10 floors to one level, 10,000 experience points to one level! ”
Niu Cannon said: "Okay, okay, little goat, your story is not a story, it is the details of the introduction, there is nothing to do, just explain this, it is not interesting, I think, let's go to sleep quickly." ”
Lang Si was already asleep.
Yang Yi didn't speak, he slept, and unconsciously, he was too sleepy and fell asleep.
The next day, Yang Yi was the last to wake up, and as soon as he woke up, he heard the sound of cattle cannons in the courtyard.
"What? Xiao Man, she didn't return overnight? Niu Cannon was shocked and said, "Uncle Gu, didn't you say that she always never leaves the cactus, if she leaves, she should take it with her, or, if she doesn't plan to come back to live, she should also take the cactus?" ”
Gu Jun thought about it and said, "I can't say this, Huang Ma, are you sure she never came back at night?" Is it possible that she came back once in the night and then left again? ”
Huang's mother said: "It's really not, the quilts on her bed are all folded by me, or like that, if she comes back to sleep, can the quilt not be released?" Also, the things in her house have not been touched, and it is impossible for her to come back. ”
Gu Xue wasn't so worried, she said: "A big living person, do you care so much, Dad, you are so worried, you might as well make a phone call, don't you know everything?" She didn't come back, she must have spent the night somewhere else! ”
Niu Cannon heard that Gu Jun had a call from Xiao Man, and asked Gu Jun: "Grandpa Gu!" No, Uncle Gu, you can call Xiao Man! ”
Gu Jun hesitated for a moment, and he said: "Gu Xue, it's not appropriate for me to beat her, she is your cousin, you have a close relationship, you can fight!" ”
Gu Xue sneered and said, "I'll fight?" Am I close to her? Hehe, if our relationship was good, we would have made a wish together a long time ago! ”
Gu Jun said: "Okay, then I'll make a call to her!" ”
At this time, Yang Shan walked out, he saw Lang Si looking for pomegranates under the pomegranate tree, Gu Jun Gu Xue was standing at the door of the main house, the ox cannon next to them was as anxious as an ant in trouble, and he couldn't stand at all, and Huang Ma was floating around in the kitchen cooking, Yang Shan looked up and saw the black cat appear on the roof again.
Gu Jun called, and after two beeps, the other end of the phone answered: "Hey? ”
When Niu Cannon heard that the woman's voice on the phone was so good, he was so excited that he couldn't help but say, "It's so good!" ”
Yang Shanxin said: "Damn! Isn't Gu Jun clearly acting! ”
At this time, Gu Jun said: "Xiao Man, Gu Xue and I have already come to the Xuanguan Temple, and we arrived yesterday!" ”
"Oh, it's uncle, it turns out that you have arrived, I knew that I would have gone back to find Xiaoxue last night!" Xiao Man on the phone said.
Gu Jun continued: "That, Xiaoman, where are you, Gu Xue and I are worried about you!" ”
"Don't worry about me, I have nothing to worry about, I'm going to go to the temple to worship God, or you guys can come over and meet together!"
"Wow, wow, wow!" Niu Cannon spoke for Gu Jun excitedly, he ran in front of Gu Jun and said loudly into his mobile phone: "Hello, beauty, my name is Niu Guanghui!" ”
Gu Jun patted the cow cannon and said, "Look at you, let me ...... first"
Before he finished speaking, Yang Shi suddenly ran over and covered Gu Jun's mouth with his hand.
And Xiao Man in the mobile phone didn't stop, and continued: "Then eleven o'clock, let's meet in front of the temple gate, okay, let's stop talking, I'll go buy something!" ”
Niu Dacang shouted into the mobile phone again: "I'm sorry, Xiaoman girl, I'm in a bit of a hurry, I ......"
I only listened to Xiao Man's sentence on the mobile phone: "See you in a while!" And hung up.
Lang Si laughed under the pomegranate tree, pointed to the cow cannon and said, "Look at what impression you leave on Xiaoman, people are not willing to take care of you!" Then he said, "Little goat, what are you doing with Uncle Gu's mouth?" ”
Yang Shanxin said: "It's bad, it's not the right time to cover it, and I can't hear what's wrong at this time." ”
Niu Cannon panicked and asked Gu Jun: "Grandpa Gu, no, no!" Uncle Gu, did I scare Xiao Man? ”
Gu Jun said sternly: "Not only you, but also the little goat, you two!" I talked to Xiaoman on the phone, and I said it was good! You suddenly came out to speak, where did Xiao Man hear the sound of your cow cannon, so he naturally won't pay attention to you! And the little goat covered my mouth, Xiao Man couldn't hear me, so he must have hung up! ”