On the hospital bed, Xiong Lei slowly opened his eyes, and there were three of his friends standing around him.

One of them, a tall and bewitching girl with turbulent chests, hugged her shoulders and said proudly: "Oh, I said Brother Lei, you can really do it, you said you pee, where can you pee?" If you pee under that telephone pole, you're not a dog! Okay this time, right? The urine hospital is coming! ”

Xiong Lei rubbed his eyes, completely unaware of why he was lying in the hospital......

In his impression, he should be drinking with a few good friends?

Another fashionably dressed man, while fiddling with the ring on the middle knuckle on the index finger of his left hand, said with a hippie smile: "Your life is really big, if it were someone else, we would be in the funeral home now, guarding your urn!" ”

Xiong Lei, who had a big beard and a strong physique, rubbed his head and said, "Can't you just hope that I will be okay?" I probably drank a little too much, who would have thought that I could go to the hospital with a pee? Tell me what's going on? ”

Xiong Lei thought in his heart, when such a plot appears in a general TV series or novel, the protagonist has either been in a coma for a long time, or has amnesia......

Xiong Lei hurriedly asked again: "How long did I sleep?" What year is it? ”

At this time, a little nurse with a notebook came in next to him and said, "Xiong Lei! Sobered up? ”

Xiong Lei on the hospital bed nodded......

The little nurse said, "All the examinations are fine, pack up and leave the hospital!" ”

The tall girl said, "You can't be mistaken, right? Did he pee on the high voltage? Didn't you say that once that thing hits it, you have to peel off the skin if you don't die? Why was he discharged so quickly? ”

The little nurse sneered and said, "That might be fate!" But in the future, you can pay attention, and if you pee on high voltage, you may not be so lucky! ”

Xiong Lei smiled and said to the little nurse, "Thank you!" With that, he got up from his bed, and prepared to pack up and go home......

The little nurse said, "Don't thank me, thank God!" ”

Xiong Lei smiled at the little nurse and said, "Okay! Sister nurse, I'll go home and burn incense for God! ”

"Can you get a face? Look at your beard, look at your appearance, you are almost an adult, and you are still called sister? Jiaqi squinted at Xiong Lei......

……

The story begins the night before, when four good friends got together to eat and drink again.

To say that among these four people, Xiong Lei and Wu Ke are small bare-cheeked dolls, and when they went to school, they were tired of being together all day long! It's been years since they graduated from college, and the two still get together a lot...... And the other two people, let's put them in the back......

The four of them gathered in the small restaurant, ordered a few side dishes, two dozen beers, and took a seat.

Xiong Lei filled the wine glass in front of him and said, "Everyone, long time no see!" I'll do it first! ”

The girl in a casual long skirt sitting opposite Xiong Lei said: "Drink and drink, don't come to this set!" We just got together on Tuesday, and it's only Friday! ”

Xiong Lei drank all the wine in the cup and said, "What's the matter, Biaozi, now that you are a policeman, you are amazing?" If I had an uncle, I wouldn't do your job as a police officer! ”

The tall girl called Biaozi took a sip of wine from her glass and said, "How many times have you said it, don't call me Biaozi Biaozi!" I'm talking about being a police flower, is it appropriate for you to call this biaozi? Please call me by my name, Jiaqi, or Sister Jiaqi! ”

After she finished these two sentences, she didn't forget to roll her eyes at Xiong Lei!

Xiong Lei said: "What police flowers? Isn't it just a community management file? Just your job, the aunt of the neighborhood committee can do it! ”

After Xiong Lei finished speaking, he looked at Wu Ke, who was bottomless in the wine glass next to him, and said, "What's wrong, Boss Wu?" Don't you drink it today? Did you pull the shuttle too? ”

Wu Ke fiddled with the ring on his index finger and said, "Recently, the drunk driving investigation has been serious, and I don't dare to drink it......"

Xiong Lei stretched out a pair of big hairy hands, patted Wu Ke's shoulder and said, "It's okay!" Look at me! After so many years, it's okay to drink and work? When did you see when the traffic police arrested me? ”

Wu Ke shook his head and said with a smile: "Brother Lei, don't tease me, I don't have your skills!" Your title of online car-hailing god is not given for nothing! ”

Xiong Lei picked up his glass again, drank a glass of wine and said: "If you want me to say, don't do your tattoo shop, drive an online car-hailing with me, and make you a monthly income of more than 10,000 yuan!" ”

Jiaqi sent a piece of meat to her mouth and said, "Don't pry him, it's the ancestral inheritance, where can you say that you won't do it?" ”

Wu Ke leaned back in the chair behind him and said, "It's pretty good for me to do this now, although I can't make a lot of money, it's still okay to pay for food and drink......

Xiong Lei looked at the girl who hadn't spoken again, and asked, "Sister Yu, what's wrong?" You don't say anything, you don't drink wine, isn't it your character? ”

The girl stroked the bow on her head and sighed, "Hungry...... I've eaten all the food in my bag......"

Jiaqi said, "You've always had such a big amount of food? ”

Xiao Yu blinked and replied, "Actually, I don't eat much, I'm just hungry fast......"

Xiong Lei picked up his wine glass again and said, "It's useless to say anything else, drink a bar!" Wine is grain rice green, the more you drink, the younger you are! ”

Tong Xiaoyu picked up the wine glass, touched the glass with Xiong Lei, and drank the wine in the glass......

After a while, Xiong Lei was already in his stomach with three bottles of beer......

Xiong Lei stood up and said, "You guys drink first, I'll pee!" ”

Tong Xiaoyu sent a large piece of meat to his mouth, and said to Xiong Lei: "Brother Lei, can I ask for two more dishes?" I haven't eaten yet......"

Xiong Lei looked at the thin Tong Xiaoyu, and said helplessly: "I said that you have eaten all this food for nothing, and the meat is not long at all, if you want me to see, you are a starving ghost reincarnated!" ”

Tong Xiaoyu smiled and said, "It's also possible...... I have a headache when I don't eat......"

Xiong Lei walked to the door of the bathroom, pushed the door, and found that the door was not pushed, he knocked on the door again, and there was a sound of vomiting coming from inside......

Xiong Lei muttered in his mouth: "What a waste...... If you drink it and then vomit, it's better not to drink it! ”

Xiong Lei held his urine and waited outside anxiously, and after a few minutes, he didn't see anyone inside, so Xiong Lei clamped his legs and ran to the door......

He took a turn outside, and he didn't know why, so he looked at the telephone pole not far from the door, which was particularly pleasing to the eye, and decided to "pamper" it for the first soak of urine tonight!

Xiong Lei walked under the telephone pole, looked at the nobody, and unbuckled his belt, opened the gate and released the water!

Then, all I saw was a huge ball of blue light, "Bang! It exploded......

When he woke up again, he was in the hospital......

Doctors say that every summer, there will be people who touch high-voltage electricity with this kind of urine, but most of them are either dead or disabled......