Chapter 2: Strange Things
After being discharged from the hospital, the four of them called a taxi and went straight to the small restaurant last night, which they called "reunion after rebirth"!
A few people went to the small restaurant they frequented, and according to the old rules, it had to be a dozen beers first!
Xiong Lei first poured a full cup and said, "Come!" Celebrate my discharge from the hospital! ”
At this time, the owner of the hotel came over, looked at Xiong Lei in surprise and said, "Huh? Why are you here? You scared me to death yesterday? I saw a fireball, and you let the ambulance pull it away...... How? Are you alright? ”
Xiong Lei beat his chest with his fist and said, "Haha, boss, look, my body is great!" Nothing! ”
The boss smiled and said, "Okay! The kid has a good physique! I'll ask the waiter to bring a fruit bowl and beer in a while! Delicious! ”
Xiong Lei said: "Gotcha! Boss! You're busy! ”
Jiaqi hugged her shoulders and said, "I seriously suspect that you are not dead when you pee on the high-voltage electricity, probably because of your body hair!" You know no, you are in medicine, it's called atavism! ”
Xiong Lei glanced at him and said, "Just be smooth!" ”
Xiong Lei took a sip of wine, changed his words, and said, "I'll tell you!" Recently I watched a movie and it was super good! I'll tell you about it......"
Next, in more than 50 minutes, it was Xiong Lei's personal performance time, he said while gesturing, and drank two sips of wine for a short time......
In the past days, Xiong Lei was keen on all kinds of role-playing, don't look at his facial features are not exquisite, and he is a strong man of one meter eight or six, more than two hundred pounds and heavy body hair, but he is a flexible fat man......
I think that when he was on the pedestrian street in our city, Xiong Lei discussed the plot of Spider-Man with a few friends, and when he was happy, Xiong Lei squatted down on the spot and performed a signature move of Spider-Man......
His performance without the burden of idols is affectionately called "second force" by his friends!
When a certain underworld TV series was on fire, Xiong Lei changed his mobile phone ringtone to the background music of the big brother in the TV series at that time, with Xiong Lei's sturdy body, he felt that he was walking with the wind at that time!
Xiong Lei was on the wine table, drinking wine, talking about the movie he had just seen, even comparing and talking about the performance, Wu Ke was cooperating with his performance, and the two sang and harmonized like cross talk!
Tong Xiaoyu watched Xiong Lei's performance on the side, and kept stuffing something into his mouth over and over again......
In between Xiong Lei's "performance", he didn't forget to ask everyone to raise a glass and drink the beer that symbolizes "friendship"!
Just as Xiong Lei began to drink the sixth bottle of beer, Jiaqi said, "Big brother, you can be quiet for a while!" ”
Xiong Lei smiled lightly at the corner of his mouth, as if he was talking to himself: "Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it." I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields. ……”
Biao Zi said: "Yo yo! It's also a word! ”
Xiong Lei took another sip of wine and said, "Peach Blossom Nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, Peach Blossom Fairy under Peach Blossom Nunnery." The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money. When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers. Half-drunk and half-awake day after day, flowers bloom and fall year after year......"
Jiaqi said again: "Okay, okay, don't do the whole thing!" Drink bars! ”
Xiong Lei took another sip of wine, stood up and said, "Everyone, there is still something to do in the next house, so I will leave first!" ”
After speaking, he arched his hand, stood up and was about to leave!
Everyone started to think that Xiong Lei was going to the toilet, and they didn't pay much attention to it, but after a while, Xiong Lei hadn't come back yet, so they sent Wu Ke to take a look......
After a while, Wu Ke came back alone, and said, "I didn't find it!" It's not really going to go, is it? ”
"Can't you? What are you going to do? Haven't finished eating yet? It can't be to escape the bill! After Jiaqi finished speaking, she looked at Tong Xiaoyu, who was still nibbling on the chicken legs......
Tong Xiaoyu blinked his eyes and said a little aggrievedly: "Don't look at me, I didn't eat much today...... I haven't eaten 10 fried chicken thighs yet......"
Because Xiong Lei had just been electrocuted to the hospital because of high-voltage electricity in his urine the day before, everyone couldn't help but be a little worried, and said: "Call and find out!" Don't do anything again! ”
The phone was connected, and Xiong Lei's voice came from the other side, saying, "I...... I'll go back! ”
Hearing Xiong Lei say this, everyone was relieved, but Tong Xiaoyu said, "Don't you think he was weird just now? ”
Several people looked at each other, and Jiaqi said, "It seems to be a little ...... Can the illiterate still read poetry? ”
Not long after, Xiong Lei returned to the hotel, stood next to the table, and said with a serious and mysterious face: "Guess what I saw at the door just now?" ”
Wu Ke asked very cooperatively: "What do you see?" The little male dog squatting on the telephone pole that pees? ”
Xiong Lei frowned, lowered his voice and said, "I saw a ghost!" ”
Everyone looked at Xiong Lei in surprise, he returned to his seat and told him what had just happened......
It turned out that after drinking six bottles of beer, he felt a little dizzy and wanted to go out to breathe......
Out of the hotel door, the slight night breeze made him feel very comfortable, he walked around the door, and went back to the telephone pole where he had peed the day before and looked carefully, wanting to see what caused him to be electrocuted......
But when he was observing the telephone pole, he suddenly felt a chill in his back, and he quickly looked back and found a woman standing about a meter behind him with her back to him......
Xiong Lei also looked at the woman carefully, wearing a long skirt and flowing hair......
Xiong Lei couldn't help but feel a little springy......
As the saying goes, wine is bold and courageous! Xiong Lei swallowed six bottles of beer, and he was even more lustful in his heart, wanting to go over and talk to the beautiful woman for a few words, and leave a contact information or something......
Xiong Lei took two steps forward, straightened his hair again, and said, "Beauty, are you alone?" ”
The girl didn't answer......
Xiong Lei repeated again, raised his voice and said, "Beauty? Are you alone? ”
The girl still didn't answer, Xiong Lei walked around to the girl, and was about to speak, but swallowed back the words, because what he saw was still a long flowing hair......
Xiong Lei hurriedly lowered his head and walked away, just at this moment, the phone rang, he was frightened, hung up the phone, and quickly ran back......
Jiaqi sneered and said, "You drank too much and read the wrong one, right?" Where in the world are ghosts? Hair may be blowing in the wind! ”
Xiong Lei said solemnly: "No, through my hair, I vaguely saw her pale face......"
Wu Ke gave Xiong Lei a glass of wine and said, "You have a big physique, what are you afraid of her doing?" You go and take a good look again, if it's a female ghost, you can do it with her! If it's a beauty, him! ”
Xiong Lei drank the wine, came to the guts again, and said, "Makes sense!" I'm still afraid that she won't make it? Dry! I'll check it out again! ”
Xiong Lei stood up again and walked towards the door, in fact, what he thought in his heart was that Biao Zi was right, where are there ghosts in the world? Looking at the figure of the girl just now, she should be a beauty, and she can't miss the opportunity in vain......
Wu Ke and the others were also curious, and quietly followed behind Xiong Lei, wanting to join in the fun......
However, when they reached the glass door at the entrance of the hotel, they found Xiong Lei standing alone on the side of the road, talking to himself with a hippie smile......
It was as if someone was really talking to him......
Wu Ke frowned and said, "Who is he talking to?" ”
Biaozi replied, "It's on again!" Let's see how he wants to end! ”
Tong Xiaoyu, who was on the side, frowned and did not speak......
A few people stood at the glass door and watched Xiong Lei's "performance" alone......
After a while, Xiong Lei came back and said, "There is still a girl who doesn't have a phone!" But she said she was here every night, and said I just had to come here if I wanted to find her......"
A few people walked into the house while chatting, just thinking that it was Xiong Lei's "performance" to save face......