"Little bunny, you've had enough fun today."

"Hmmm! I'm satisfied. ”

On the sparsely populated road, one large and one small are holding two huge packets of potato chips while walking and eating, followed by a woman holding water like a rural old lady chasing her grandson to feed them.

"Let me go shopping and don't wait for me."

Dai Wei stuffed the water into his daughter's hand quite dissatisfied, then looked at the monkey master, suddenly smiled, and stuffed him with a bottle of beer: "How old are you, and you still grab food with children." ”

"I'm not talking about growing up from her, my mother, the Djinn God?"

The monkey master thought about it, and suddenly patted his head: "Speaking of which, I don't even know if I still have a mother." ”

Dai Wei put his hands behind his back and followed the monkey master playfully: "I heard...... You don't remember the past? ”

"It's not a bad thing." The monkey master grabbed a handful of potato chips and rubbed them into his mouth, and said vaguely: "It's not a good thing, anyway, you still have to live your life, so be it." ”

This kind of lazy attitude of not seeking progress is very annoying to others, but there is an indescribable taste on the monkey master, although it is quite pretending, but it is like the richest man in the world saying that the most regretful thing in this life is to make so much money, which can make people speechless.

"You, you're so old, and you're not ashamed to pretend to be a little girl." Bubu was eating next to him with scum all over his face, but he could still be unforgiving: "It's a little gone." ”

"Little bunny!" Dai Wei crossed his waist and his eyes widened: "Who are you talking to?" ”

"Whoever says yes, tell whomever you want!" Bubu didn't let her mother at all, and came when she opened her mouth: "I'm shy, you don't feel it, it's true." ”

After speaking, she ran with her short legs, and Dai Wei also raised her legs to chase, but after all, there is a world of difference in physique, and an adult was stunned that he could not run past a four-year-old girl. And looking at the figure of the two of them who went away and turned back, the monkey master said expressionlessly that he was mentally retarded, and then continued to eat his potato chips.

Just as Dai Wei felt, the monkey master also seemed to feel his own problem. He has no feelings! There is no emotion at all, which means that there is no fluctuation in his heart. Therefore, the behavior processing is handled according to the basic logic, such as laughing at this time, making trouble at this time, and getting angry at this time, all of which are handled according to the program in the brain, and do not start from the heart at all.

Such a beautiful scene seemed so warm under the orange street lamp, but the monkey master was unmoved from beginning to end, not moved, not sighed, no yearning, he once thought that he just had no joy, and now he found that he didn't even have the basic emotional factors of human beings.

It's dangerous...... But he couldn't do anything.

"What are you doing?" Bubu turned around a few times, felt that his mother was boring, turned his head to the monkey master, and circled around him twice: "Why don't you laugh?" ”

The monkey master looked down at her: "Laughter is probably the most useless emotion of human beings." ”

"But it is said on TV that a smile is the best gift God has given to mankind."

"God?" The monkey master touched Bubu's head and squeezed out a smile: "God didn't give you anything." ”

Dai Wei also ran back out of breath at this time, with his hands on his knees, tired and tired. However, after hearing the words of the monkey master, she raised her head and looked at the monkey master for a while, and then suddenly asked a question: "Do you like Bubu?" ”

This question is very acute, especially for the monkey master, very acute. Even the little rabbit cub looked up expectantly and stared at the monkey master's eyes.

"Like ......" Monkey Master chewed on the word repeatedly: "Actually, I really can't define what liking is, I'm very emotionally confused." ”

"Well......" Dai Wei circled around the monkey like a girl: "I like it, I feel very happy when I see that person, I will think of him unconsciously, and I often have the urge to pinch him and hug him, which is probably it." ”

"You've watched a lot of idol dramas, if you like it, then the word is too simple."

"But it's so simple! It's as simple as that, it's very simple. You don't even need to think about it, you can feel it when you close your eyes. Dai Wei took her daughter's hand: "And when you feel that you can protect him with your life, it is love." ”

The monkey master walked forward with a cold face, and walked for about ten minutes before suddenly turning around: "I have to think about this proposition, if I think about it now, I don't have this definition in my mind at all." ”

"Well, whatever you want! Tell me tomorrow morning. Bubu poked the monkey master's thigh: "If you don't say it, you'll be out of luck!" ”

"Little bunny, do you know what happened to the last person who spoke to me like that?"

"Then what are you going to do to Boobu?" Dai smiled and asked, "It's not the first time she's spoken to you like that." ”

The monkey master put his hands behind his back: "I'll send you home, and I'll go back." ”

"You don't live there? It's so late, where are you going, it's not that there is no room for you. ”

"You're already back, why do I have to work overtime?"

In the end, the monkey master really did not succeed in returning to the base, and was left at Dai Wei's house to think about this problem carefully, he sat alone in the room, and the only object he could discuss was Xiaohong. And what is Little Red? No matter how smart it is, it's just humanoid! In its view, the monkey is absolutely perfect, and human emotions themselves are superfluous things, which will cause their own loopholes and defects.

Discussing human nature with this kind of thing is just nonsense, okay, so the monkey master can only realize it himself, before he realizes it, he still uses logic to deal with it, at least there is no big problem now, at least the people around him don't see that he actually has no emotions.

It's enough to be angry when you're supposed to be angry, laugh when you should laugh, and be happy when you're supposed to be happy.

I don't know how many hours I realized, anyway, it's already early in the morning, his door was suddenly pushed open with a creak, with the sensitivity of the monkey master, even if he doesn't open the ability, he can react in an instant, he looked at the door, but found that the little rabbit cub was carrying a large box of biscuits and quietly sticking his head in his pajamas.

"What are you doing without sleeping?"

"I'm hungry."

"And then?"

"Come to your room and eat cookies!"

The monkey master looked at the mentally retarded expression on his face: "Why did you come to me for eating cookies?" ”

"Because my mom won't give me food!"

"What does that have to do with me?"

"Because I can say that you ate it secretly, and she won't care about you." Bubu also ignored the monkey master's refusal, jumped directly on his bed, tore open the biscuits and began to eat like a mouse, and not only ate but also talked while eating: "When my mother finds out, I will say that you steal my biscuits to eat, and she won't say yours!" ”

"Damn......" The monkey master couldn't cry or laugh, so he simply didn't bother to care about her: "Hurry up and go to sleep after eating." ”

"I can give you a little, but you have to say that you ate it." Bubu pitifully handed two pieces to the monkey master: "This is imported, you can't buy it here!" I can only give you two pieces, I can't give you more, you'll get fat. ”

"If you can't bear it, you can't give it up, you'll be a fat fart." The monkey master said this, but unceremoniously snatched the biscuit, tore it open and ate it: "You are so dishonest, you will definitely not be a good person in the future." ”

After he finished speaking, he glanced down at the biscuit: "Huh? This one is delicious, a few more pieces! ”

"Don't give, don't give! I don't have any more. Bubu hugged the biscuit box tightly: "It's just two pieces." ”

"Don't give it, do you? I called your mother. ”

"You said you wouldn't tell my mother! Swindler!!! ”

"Then do you want to give it?"

"But...... But there are none. ”

The monkey master didn't say a word, and grabbed the biscuit box: "Let someone buy it for you tomorrow, I'm hungry too." ”

Bubu watched the monkey eat his baby biscuits with a pleading face, daring to be angry but not daring to speak, and later saw that the monkey was eating wildly, she simply let go, no longer picking and searching to eat together to join the ranks of grabbing biscuits, the two of them just sat on the bed, clattering and chewing like rats, and their eyes were staring at the biscuits in the box, for fear that the other party would eat an extra piece.

Eating and eating, suddenly the door opened again, and then I saw Dai Wei standing at the door with his arms crossed, the expression on his face didn't know whether he was angry or helpless, anyway, he was standing like that......

"Ahh

Bubu stuffed the biscuit box into the monkey master's hand, turned his head upside down and began to pretend to be asleep, but the monkey master looked down, and then nodded: "That's right, I ate it." ”

Dai Wei was really amused this time, she walked over and picked up Bubu's ear: "Brush my teeth!" How many times have I said that you can't steal at night! ”

"Oh...... Got it. ”

After Bubu left pitifully, the monkey master continued to hold the biscuits and eat wildly: "What kind of hero are you bullying a child." ”

"Or would I bully you?" Dai Wei leaned against the door frame: "You too, I don't know how to help take care of her, and toss with her." ”

"She's a capable person, and she's a big consumer. If you don't give it food, it's cruel. ”

"She's eating too much!! When she came back, she ate fifteen Snickers bars and a cup of chocolate, and in the evening she stole biscuits. ”

"Hmm...... It's a bit much. ”

After the monkey master finished speaking, he raised his head and looked at Dai Wei, only to see that she was wearing tulle pajamas, and the underwear inside was clear, in short, it was the same as not wearing the clothes outside, and then he stood in front of him like this, almost defenseless.

"Ouch, you're in good shape. You just ran here, aren't you afraid of me doing something? ”

"There's no such thing as desire in your eyes, what am I afraid of." Dai Wei said angrily: "In the future, you will have to take care of Bubu!" I really can't control her, only you can control her so far. ”

The monkey master pouted: "That's good." ”

"yes, that's good. Isn't it nice to be like your own daughter, but she's a girl! ”

"Hey, you're talking interestingly, what's wrong with my own daughter, then I'll be her father, what a big deal."

After saying this, even a scumbag like Master Monkey felt that there was a problem, and Dai Wei made a red face, turned around and left in embarrassment.

Closing the door, Dai Wei stood at the door and let out a sigh of relief, muttering to himself: "Neurotic! Sling the bull! ”

"I think it's pretty good."

After brushing her teeth, Bubu didn't know when she was standing there, and as soon as Dai Wei finished speaking, she saw her carrying the ears of the rag doll, pacing back and forth like an adult: "If he is my father, will you sleep together?" ”

"Don't say strange things, children, go to sleep!"

"I'm just asking, asking." Bubu stepped forward: "You widow is so handsome. ”

"I'll beat you!!" The green tendons on Dai Wei's forehead burst out: "Who taught you these messes?" ”

"I didn't say that." Bubu pointed to the door behind Dai Wei: "What he said, what he said." ”

At this time, the door of the monkey master was suddenly opened, and he stood at the door with a cigarette in his mouth, looking at the mother and daughter with a strange expression, and then slowly said, "Don't beep at my door." Also, take me snacks when you spread rumors. ”

Dai Wei stiffened, turned his head and glared at the monkey master, and then reached behind him with a hand to remove the hand that the pervert was putting on her buttocks, but he didn't dare to move too much in front of Bubu, and it didn't have any effect at all.

"No, no, we're discussing the possibility of you becoming my father."

"Boob! I'm going to be mad if you talk nonsense again. The roots of Dai Wei's neck turned red: "Go, follow me to sleep." ”

Bubu raised his eyebrows and looked at the monkey master: "Are you going to take me to visit your house tomorrow?" ”

"When did I say that?"

"Can't you say it now?"

Bubu was a little strange, as if she was deliberately delaying time, Dai Wei was in a hurry, the hooligan behind her was getting more and more excessive, and she didn't dare to show it in front of the child, so she could only stand there cramped and helpless.

After talking nonsense for more than ten minutes, Bubu saw that her own mother was about to cry, so she stretched: "Sleep, sleep." ”

With that, she walked back to her room. And as soon as she left, Dai Wei immediately ran out two steps, and when she turned around, she was about to slap the monkey master, but she just put her hand down when she was halfway up, and just pointed at the monkey master viciously and said, "Please respect a little!" ”

The monkey master smiled, stretched out his fingers and pinched her chin: "Either bear it, or stay away from me." ”

Dai Wei shook his head, just about to leave but was plucked by the monkey master in the chest black tiger heart, after digging out the monkey master laughed and went back to the house, Dai Wei kicked the door hard before returning to his room.

When she was lying on the bed, Bubu next to her was already unconscious, but she couldn't sleep, her underwear was cold and sticky, and she didn't dare to go to the bathroom, for fear of taking a picture with the hooligan or something...... It's just irritating anyway.

And in the monkey master's room, Bubu actually sat on the monkey master's belly, in a spiritual form......

"Satisfied, little bunny."

"It's obvious that you took advantage, my mother is in such a good shape."

"Hey, you little brute should thunder every day, do you know, do you sell your own mother like this?"

"Or else! Why should you be cheap, she will get married sooner or later, I can't call someone I don't like to call Dad, I don't agree! I'm going to kill someone. ”

"And you like me?"

Bubu's spiritual body was stunned for a while, and then lay softly on the monkey master's chest: "Well......"

Rubbing Bubu's hair, the monkey master was also silent for a long time: "What does it feel like to like it?" ”

"Sweet ......"

"It's really not a good thing to develop IQ too early, and I decided to make you mentally retarded and make you look like you're the right fit for your age."

"Please let it go...... I'll sell my mom to you. Bubu smiled treacherously: "Tell you secretly, I want a brother, I don't want a sister, do you understand?" Can you help me? Don't use condoms!! Know if you don't !! ”

"Get out!" The monkey master pressed the door of her head and directly dismissed her spirit body, and then the monkey master lying on the bed laughed angrily and funny, but then, he suddenly realized that the laughter just now was not the logic of the brain, but ...... An irrepressible instinct.

"it...... What's the situation? (To be continued.) )