I don't know why, there are always thousands of moments in people's lives when they are paralyzed there and don't want to do anything, and before I know it, I have been working as a nanny for Bubu in Dai Wei's house for five months, and the scenery outside the window has changed from cicadas and birds to snow.

This year's snow is so heavy and the weather is so cold that even the buses are paralyzed, and the weather is so cold that even the heating has gone on strike.

This kind of weather is actually much happier than dog days and the like, because no matter how hot the weather is, you still have to do something, even if you sweat it, you can't change the thunderous calendar of the weekday. But this kind of day is different, and the heavy snow covers the mountains and you can't go out. Oh, I really want to work, but I can't help it.

This kind of laid-back and almost boring day will make people lazy, as if the monkey master has been bored enough to start making homemade tofu from soybeans and then boiling it to eat.

If you can't go out, this tofu will become a supreme delicacy, use some cabbage and stew it in a large pot for an hour or two, and when the cabbage is completely yellowed and the soup becomes dark green, open the lid and put in a handful of vermicelli, and then put soy sauce, sesame oil and a little sugar in the bowl when eating, although simple but endless.

If you add a little bayberry wine left over from summer, put it outside and freeze it for ten minutes, the cold and sour and hot and spicy tofu are washed in your mouth, and the taste will not be changed to a fairy.

There is no heating in the house, but it is steaming, and there is a layer of curtains in the window because of the temperature difference, and if there is a stupid child in the house, the stupid child can be tricked into licking the cold glass window.

It's kind of an unbeatable pleasure.

"I just said on TV that there may be a snowstorm this year, do you have to save some food at home?"

"Ham sausages, Chinese cabbage, soybeans, beef and mutton, chicken, all ready."

"When did you prepare?"

"A few days ago, there was nothing to do anyway, so I saved a little, and now it looks like the New Year is approaching, so as not to increase the price when I get it."

"It's still thoughtful."

"You don't care about the."

"No way, who made me your boss, if I don't make money, who will pay you a salary."

Having said that, the tone and tone of this speech don't seem like the boss can say it, as for the salary is a joke, everyone knows that 5,000 yuan a month is given to others, and people buy a toy for their daughter is 120,000 yuan, and buy a rag doll is 80,000 yuan, and they don't treat money as money at all.

"It's boring."

The monkey who ate the tofu and green vegetable vermicelli soup collapsed on the sofa, his eyes looked directly at the snow outside the window, and the silver was very enchanting, but it was also a little boring, after all, all that was left after the silence was only full of emptiness.

"Coffee or tea?" Dai Wei put away the dishes and chopsticks and walked to the kitchen: "Let's have a cup of black tea." ”

Because of the alcohol, her face was red, and her forehead was slightly sweaty, and she looked like a steamed crab, stupid.

Maybe it's because she's retreated into the background, maybe it's because there's nothing to worry about, Dai Wei has gained a lot of weight in the past few months, she used to be only ninety-eight pounds with seven heads of one meter, and now she has grown ten pounds, and she obviously looks a lot richer and more delicate.

"Let's have a cup of soy milk, the original soup will turn into the original food, and it will kill me."

The monkey was lying on the sofa, and on her lap lay the cloth that had been stretched out and was about to vomit, she shook her legs, lying there like a corpse, and when she heard that she wanted to drink, she sat up on the monkey's arm with difficulty: "Help me up, I can still eat!" ”

However, this tragic declaration ended in failure, after a person ate half a pot of tofu, she had lost her combat effectiveness within a few hours, like a python that swallowed a dog, she couldn't do anything, the only thing she could do was lie there and fall asleep.

This is a serious sleep, especially sweet.

Carrying her back to the bed, the monkey returned to the sofa and continued to paralyze, paralyzed like a cripple, looking at his watch from time to time and looking out of the window from time to time.

"Soy milk."

Dai Wei put a cup of soy milk in front of him, then sat down beside him, leaned on the sofa and closed his eyes: "That wine is so powerful, I feel that the four corners of the room are turning when I sit here." ”

"Aang." The monkey master nodded: "Hengshui is old and white, and he drinks a manly taste." At that time, when I was making bayberry wine, I used the one, and the first time I saw drinking 65-degree wine was the same as drinking a drink, one cup at a time, you are stupid and blame the society? ”

"Nasty...... You don't tell me. ”

Dai Wei's alcohol strength has completely come up, she has a good amount of alcohol, her consciousness is still very clear, but her body has no longer obeyed the call, leaning on the mouth like a dehydrated goldfish.

"Uncomfortable ......" Dai Wei held the hand of the monkey master and retched for a while: "Dizzy." ”

"Sleep, there's nothing to do anyway."

Dai Wei's head tilted and he fell asleep, while the monkey master took out his mobile phone and silently started playing games......

In the past five months, in fact, Dai Wei has really given him countless opportunities, he has not been able to find out once, what bathroom bumped into a bath, chatting about life in the middle of the night, in fact, this has been hinted at into a ball, but the monkey master did not think about that at all, every time he either went his own way, or quietly played games, in short, even Dai Wei himself felt that he should not have a game to play......

Of course, in the face of a hooligan like the monkey master, he didn't take advantage of it at all, and he did all the hooligan things, except that he didn't sleep in the same bed, there were no other secrets to say, and even Dai Wei's Guozhao monkey master had one or two hundred copies stored in his mobile phone...... If this spreads, it is estimated that many people will have to kneel and beg the old driver to drive.

I don't know how long I slept, Dai Wei woke up in a daze, and found that he was lying on the belly of the monkey master, and he himself was just slumped on the sofa and slept like a pig.

"Why are you so stupid?" Dai sat up in a fit of rage, enduring an uncomfortable hangover to see how Bubu was doing, but as soon as he stood up, he sat back on the sofa because of dizziness.

"It's over...... Really drunk. She muttered a few words to herself, and then felt a little cold on her body, so she simply turned directly into the monkey master's military coat, lay on him and continued to sleep.

Not long after, the monkey master felt so hot, he opened his eyes in a daze and found that there was still one in his clothes, he felt annoyed, and then silently put his hands into Dai Wei's pants, pinched the two buttocks and fell asleep.

The two of them slept late at night in such a lewd and unsightly position, and when Dai Wei was woken up by a noise, he found that it was already more than three o'clock in the morning, Bubu was eating the leftover tofu from noon not far away, and he was burrowing in the guy's coat, the jacket was rolled up, almost half-naked, and the guy's one hand was on his ass and the other hand was around her waist.

"Bubu, why are you awake?"

"I'm hungry."

As a demon king of the mixed world, she has long been indifferent to the little between her mother and her strange uncle, and even most of the time she will consciously or unconsciously avoid the time when they flirt with each other, in order to avoid embarrassment, she sleeps at least a third longer than before during this time, okay.

"Wait a minute, I'll get up and cook for you."

Dai Wei got out of the monkey's clothes, tidied up his clothes and hair, rubbed his temples and walked into the kitchen, and this movement naturally woke up the monkey master, the first thing he did after waking up was to open his mobile phone to see if his castle had been beaten, and then he noticed Bubu.

"Little bunny." Master Monkey rubbed his eyes: "What are you doing?" ”

"Eat! I'm so hungry! ”

"What do you want to eat?" The monkey man stretched: "What a disaster, I still have to serve you, a little rabbit." ”

"I want to eat meat!"

The monkey shook his head: "You can't grow tall when you eat meat." ”

That being said, Master Monkey also got up and went to cook for the little rabbit. In this way, he and Dai Wei met unexpectedly in the kitchen......

Well...... Although in the same house, it can't be said that it met unexpectedly, but in general, Dai Wei is still a little shy to say, after all, most people have the psychology of being both a watch and a memorial arch, and it is okay to be in a confused state, but in a sober state, after all, because of identity problems, it is still more embarrassing.

"It's just you, you're still cooking, get out of the way."

"Nope! You taught me well. ”

The monkey master looked her up and down, then took a few steps forward, looking at the instant noodles boiling in the pot. Nodding: "Yes, that's good." ”

Dai sighed slightly and said helplessly: "I know you're lazy." ”

As she spoke, she took a few noodles with chopsticks and sent them to the monkey master's mouth: "Try to soften it." ”

The monkey master took a bite, shook his head, and then slid down her ass groove a few times very obscenely: "It's not as soft as your butt, cook it for a while." ”

Dai Wei instinctively dodged forward, but there was no resistance, and even his tone did not change: "I just don't know how long to cook, trouble." ”

"Hmm...... Just three more minutes. The monkey took out a kitchen knife and took out a large piece of beef from the refrigerator and cut off a thumb-wide piece: "Just make a steak at this time." Oh yes. I'm going to walk around a bit tomorrow. ”

"To ...... How long to walk? ”

"Two days? It's almost over, I'm going to settle accounts with someone, isn't it almost the end of the year, someone owes me something, and I have to collect the rent. ”

Dai Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "Then be careful." ”

"What? You're still worried about me? ”

"I ...... I'm not worried, Bubu will be worried. Dai Wei watched intently as the monkey master handled the piece of beef, and his tone seemed a little absent-minded: "Where are you going to spend the New Year?" ”

"Look, for me...... It's better to celebrate the New Year, but then again, you remember to arrange the year-end bonus for me, so I'll be dutiful for half a year. ”

"Yes, yes, you dutifully flirt with the boss." Dai Wei glanced at the monkey master, full of amorous feelings: "With your work attitude, do you still want a year-end bonus?" ”

"Oh? I'm molesting my boss? "Monkey Master Hehey: "How do I feel that the boss often harasses his subordinates?" ”

"Nonsense! I'm going to deduct your wages! ”

"I don't care, I'm going to change jobs without the year-end bonus, you can do it." The monkey master put the steak into the pan and turned it carefully: "See you after the New Year!" ”

As soon as he said this, Dai Wei suddenly woke up: "It's the twenty-ninth year of the year today? ”

"yes, you just found out?"

"Yes...... Dai Wei's mood suddenly fell: "I don't know how many years I haven't been home, it's been six years since I was pregnant." ”

The monkey master smiled, did not speak, just silently cooked the meal, and disappeared as soon as the morning dawned.

When he walked out of this door and returned to the base, his temperament changed suddenly, and he had already begun to arrange tasks as soon as he entered the door.

"Zhang Qun, follow me back to Tacheng, we will find this justice for You."

"Ye Fei, send a notice to all the ghost members, after the ghost is disbanded, you can voluntarily join here."

"Deng Jin, when I saw Zhang Tingwei and told him, I have my eye on him, let him restrain me a little."

"Jiangang, don't think you're okay, tomorrow you'll leave for the United States and start building a second base, and Tana will take over your mission here. And, Dia! If you have time, try to go back and tell your mother, I need the Star Spirit to put pressure on the 133 world, so that they don't interfere too much in the parallel world, otherwise they will bear the consequences. ”

The tasks were released one by one, and the things accumulated during this time were basically dealt with in the morning.

"Tana, your intelligence department is a bunch of waste, give you three days, and if it doesn't improve, dispose of it all."

"Understood." Tana didn't explain: "I'll correct my mistakes." ”

After he finished speaking, he looked at his own team that was doing: "This time we are likely to break with Tacheng, be mentally prepared." Let's go. ”

"Wait a minute."

After the meeting ended, Ye Fei quickly caught up with the monkey master and asked with some trepidation, "Are you ...... I heard you ...... with that little star."

"Huh? There is a fart to put directly. ”

"You slept?"

"In order, I should have slept you first." The monkey master shook his head: "At this time, you are still concerned about Lao Tzu's private life, this time is not a drill!" ”

As for what happened during this time, everyone here knows that Tacheng has finally begun to monitor and control the ability to control, and the first person to be dealt with has the name of You, on the grounds that her sister may have betrayed Tacheng's intelligence. Because of this, she is now locked up in a super prison in Tacheng, and the main reason why Master Monkey went this time was to get her out, and by the way, to educate the guy who did such a ridiculous thing.

As for Ye Fei's question, Master Monkey didn't take it to heart at all: "Ye Fei, remember to change your identity." ”

He patted the medal on Ye Fei's chest: "Put on this dress, you are not Ye Fei, you are an agent!" Remember? If you want to be coquettish with me, please take off your coat. ”

"Understood! Commissioner Ye Fei has understood! (To be continued.) )