Extra: My dad's law number is halal
"Boom!" Chang Kai and the bell collided together, but I was shocked out of the door, the so-called immortals fought mortals were guilty, I looked back at my room in a miserable battlefield, and my mind was full of only thinking about running away. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Little bastard! You've ruined my clothes! The bell roared, and then my bed broke through the window and smashed from the upper floor to the yard, causing some commotion in the neighborhood.
"I'm going?! If I continue like this, my house will be demolished! "But I didn't dare to go in and persuade me, so I had to trot all the way downstairs to call my parents...... Although it is estimated that the home will be gone by then.
Time was in a hurry, and the two masters above were in high spirits, and at this time, the window glass, broken stone tiles, and other messy things came down, and they fell to the ground everywhere.
"Answer the phone!" I held the earpiece and was anxious, "Hey! Father! When will you be back? Our house is almost finished! ”
They didn't know what they had smashed, and the sound of the object shattering drowned out what I was saying.
"What? What happened to Jian Xing? Why are you so noisy there, how is our house-toot-toot-toot" The telephone line was probably broken by these two people, and I lost contact with my father at once.
"Hey?! Feed?! "I was so anxious that I was sweating profusely, and when I saw the TV set upstairs rolling down the stairs, I thought to myself that no matter how I went down, I would have to play sooner or later, so I opened the door and prepared to escape.
"Huh?! Can't get over this day for X? "I realized that even my own closet was lying in the yard and dying...... While carefully watching the high-altitude projectile, I pulled out a few pairs of clothes and pants from it, intending to run outside to avoid the limelight.
"Jian Xing? What's wrong? Are you okay at home? What's going on? "The enthusiastic Uncle Wang next door put down his flat shoulder and knocked on my door outside the courtyard door, his voice was very loud, and Hula Hula attracted a few more people to watch the excitement.
“…… Uncle, you are really causing trouble! "Now I don't dare to go out, I can't explain that my house is haunted (although it is indeed haunted...... The main thing is that all kinds of things are constantly being thrown out of the house now, and when he is old, if he hurts him, what do you say?
I didn't squeak either, so I let him shout first, and I retreated to the yard alone.
In the yard, I tensed my nerves to avoid Simmons, sofas, soy sauce bottles, etc., even if I dodged flexibly, I would inevitably be scratched by the splashed debris.
"Hey! Grandpa, big brother! Save my life first! Thinking about it, I also helplessly shouted for help and went into Xiaoxiangtang.
But...... It's not as safe as I thought it was, it's just a small house made of wood and tiled on top. As I said before, they're throwing everything out now! From time to time, you have to break a few walls and drop a few bricks to help the fun, what if that thing falls from the third floor and hits the incense hall? So as a result, I was nervous, listening to the clatter of tiles above, as if I was trapped in a position under shelling, and only prayed that I would not be smashed......
"Smack!" It's time to come or it's coming...... The chairs in my room fell from the sky! Falling in the incense hall brought me the light I didn't want to see the most.
"Oh my god!" I could only take my brother's urn and my grandfather's spiritual seat and hold it in my arms, and take refuge in the corner of the incense hall, "When are you coming?" It's really going to be over...... "I want to cry without tears, I feel like a refugee whose home has been destroyed......
"Huh? Feng Sheng, you're back? Look at it, there's something wrong with your family! No matter how much I call your son, he shouldn't do it! Uncle Wang said outside the courtyard.
"Huh?! What the? Could it be that the bastards of the Blood Law Sect have come to seek revenge? Jeep also shouted, "A few old people, leave quickly, so as not to hurt everyone!" ”
"Uncle Wang! , I'll borrow your flat shoulder first! The father exclaimed, "Hey! The iron gate of my yard flew open with a bang.
My parents hurried to the yard and shouted my name when they saw the devastation.
"I'm here!" Knowing that rescue had arrived, I couldn't wait to crawl out of the small incense hall.
The father put the flat shoulder horizontally and said, "Jian Xing! What's going on? How did our family become like this? ”
Jeep also came over to answer: "Did those people from a while ago come to seek revenge?!" ”
Even the mother who spoke the least came over and asked, "What about Xiao Changkai?" What about Xiao Changkai? Why did you run out alone?"
They asked me so much that I didn't know how to answer, and the scene was angry and funny.
"You kid talking, scared silly?" As the mother was talking, she only heard the glass on the third floor shattering, and Chang Kai had some rubble and gravel on his body falling from the sky.
"Hahaha! Little Niko! Are you still fighting with the old lady? Admit defeat or not? The bell is also wide-hearted, thinking that he has won the battle, Chang Kai stands on the balcony and shows off.
"You?!" Jeep loved the disciples, saw the murderer, directly red-eyed, let his mother take Chang Kai, kicked with his right foot to make a Taoist internal power pedaling ladder, and flew straight up to the bell.
"Demons! Do you dare to hurt the poor Dao apprentice? Jeep said that he took out a Heavenly Master Yellow Talisman from his bosom and wanted to pat the bell. Knowing that he was not an opponent, the bell reflexively fled.
Jeep had a lot more means to return from Maoshan this time, and when he saw that the evil ghost in front of him wanted to leave, he threw out the Five Emperors money and blocked her retreat, "Hugh go!" ”。 The five emperors had red threads tied to their eyes, and they were like nets that made the bells unable to move.
"Humph!" Jeep easily subdued the bell and snorted coldly, grabbed her and jumped down the stairs.
"Uncle Shi! Look what to do with her! Jeep asked my dad with a deep look of respect.
"The evil ghost hurt my disciple and grandson, and destroyed my home, and you came to bear her!" The father looked at Jeep with the expression of an elder and said.
Jeep threw the bell on the ground, pulled out the peachwood sword and said, "Thank you, Uncle Shi, for making it complete!" Evil ghosts, in the next life, they will be themselves! ”
"Master Jeep and wait!" Seeing that the wooden sword was about to cut off the bell's head, I could only put down the object in my hand and pounce on the bell, "She is a guest in my bell!" The blade slashed the back of my neck, making me tingle......
"What?!"
In the blink of an eye, noon came, and Chang Kai and Bell and I knelt down in the hall to explain the ins and outs to them.
"So, it's Chang Kai's hand that moves first...... "Jeep's face was also a little unbearable, and he looked at Chang Kai with a blaming face.
"Oh, okay, okay, everything is clear, right? If you have to do this, is it to cure anyone? Mother was the first to stand up and hug Chang Kai, indicating her own position.
"Hey, no, where do I want to cure other people's crimes, but ...... Our family ...... "the father is also very difficult," both sides have sin! Children are young and vigorous, how can they use force to fight because of bickering? The father took a sip of water and continued, "Chang Kai, let me talk about you first, although you are a lay disciple, you are also a disciple of my Maoshan disciples, and you can still talk about cultivation with your tongue?" How useful have you been with your master in the past few years? ”
Chang Kai, nodded and said, "Chang Kai...... Got it. ”
His father stroked his non-existent beard and smiled, "Well, it's good that you're still young enough to know what's wrong." As for the bell, you were originally an ownerless lonely soul, and now it is not easy to cultivate a physical body, but you don't cherish it, but you want to use it to fight and hurt people, do you know how many ghosts can't envy things, you are so bad, how can you be worthy of the cultivation of heaven and earth, and the favor of chance? What I'm going to say is ......"
Hearing these words, I felt uncomfortable, and quietly asked Jeep, "What's wrong with my dad, he went to Maoshan to be evil?!" Why is his mouth full of crepe and a bureaucrat? Jeep frowned and motioned for me not to speak, and to listen in peace.
My mother obviously annoyed my father's broken mouth and explained to me: "Your father is different now, he is the current head of the Heavenly Master Mansion in Maoshan - the closed disciple of Master Zhang Changzhang, and the third junior brother of the current head of Maoshan Master Qingshui!" ”
"That's right, the Dharma name given by Master Tai himself, the Dharma name...... Halal......" Jeep finally spoke, and it could be seen that he wanted to cry now.
"My dad?!" I really can't believe this, and it's even harder to imagine that the presiding officer of the Heavenly Master's Mansion would accept my father as a disciple...... I'd rather believe I won eight million without buying a lottery ticket now...... Seeing that my father was still there, I really wanted to slap myself in the face and wake myself up.