My Lao Tzu was born, and he was unwillingly dragged to Maoshan Mountain, and he didn't cooperate along the way, even when he got to the foot of Maoshan Mountain, he still found all kinds of excuses not to cooperate with Jeep, if it wasn't for my mother staring at him all the time, my dad would definitely escape back by himself. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Jeep took them on the mountain road that only Maoshan Taoist priests would walk, and he led the way and said, "Poor Dao was abandoned by his parents when he was young, and he wandered all day long, and then he was fortunately picked up by the master and brought to Maoshan, but I didn't expect it...... It's been more than 40 years......" Jeep sighed and said proudly: "Today's Maoshan is rich and happy, although it has now been changed to a scenic spot, not to mention a good place to practice, but looking at my fellow brothers, it would be great if the younger generations could be happy and healthy." ”

"Then why did you teach you these skills to exorcise ghosts?" Feng Sheng followed, and the twists and turns of the mountain road made him feel a little tired.

"Haha" Jeep didn't get annoyed when he heard this, but chuckled: "I'm just trying to inherit some of Maoshan's traditional crafts, and I didn't learn it specifically to catch ghosts." ”

"Okay, okay! You can say anything. Feng Sheng hurriedly interrupted Jeep, "I said Jeep, why are you taking us on the mountain road if you don't take the scenic road?" Father looked at the jeep walking on the stone road in front of him and hurriedly wiped his sweat.

"Maoshan is not high, it's rare to climb the mountain road and treat it as fitness, what's wrong?" The mother looked disgusted, "You gasped like this after less than ten minutes of walking, I really don't know how you have the face to brag to your son all day long." ”

What my dad can't stand the most is that others ridicule him, especially my mother's ridicule is particularly effective, Feng Sheng threw more than a dozen large bags on his body on the ground, "Don't go!" Then he found a stone bench next to him and lit a cigarette.

"Since Brother Feng wants to rest for a while, let him rest, in front of him is Dingyun Palace, wait for him there."

"Okay, Feng Sheng, you will come up by yourself in a while, and I will go with the Taoist first." My mom waved her hand and followed the jeep first.

Feng Sheng smoked several smokings under the tree, and the more he thought about it, the more he had an opportunity, so he packed up the scattered packages and put them in one place, and slipped down the mountain without saying a word.

In fact, my dad's psychology is the same as that of a child who is forced to go to a cram school with poor grades: he doesn't believe that Maoshan can really cancel his sins, and he doesn't want to talk about his sins to his face.

When he thought about it, a shadow flew by and caught his attention, it turned out to be a beautiful pheasant, flying on a branch and arranging its feathers. The embroidered feathers hang down long, and there are several bright sarcomas on the bright red beak.

"The environment here in Maoshan is good, and I have never seen such a beautiful pheasant." I don't know if he was playing with his heart or what, Feng Sheng didn't choose to go down the mountain directly, but climbed up the dirt slope and looked at it from afar.

The pheasant on the branch also noticed Feng Sheng, and he didn't leave, he fluttered his wings full of black spots in a matter-of-fact manner, straightened his neck and opened his mouth to call at Feng Sheng.

"Tsk, pretty is beautiful, but the beast still dares to yell at people." After looking at it for a while, he lost his interest and turned around to go back.

It may be that the word "beast" angered this dignified mountain*** It actually fluttered and rushed down from the branches, and scratched at Feng Sheng while screaming. Feng Sheng didn't expect this, and the mud road under his feet was crunchy, so he fell from the dirt slope to the stone road in the mountains with a head of feces and urine, and it hurt him to lie on the ground for half a day.

"Giggles" pheasants also have some spirituality compared to this, seeing this, they flew in front of Feng Sheng, holding their heads high, and looked sideways at the loser who was defeated by themselves.

However, Feng Sheng lay motionless on the ground as if unconscious, and the pheasant curiously stepped forward and pecked him with his beak, "Don't go!" Feng Sheng drank loudly and jumped up from the ground, Rao is pheasant reacted quickly, but he was still caught by his neck.

"You come back to me!" Feng Sheng ripped off the pheasant and grabbed its neck with his big hand, "I'm worried that I don't have anything to replenish my son's body!" Have you come to die? This dignity chicken fluttered in his hands and resisted very fiercely, and Feng Sheng twisted his neck without saying a word.

"Hmph, it's a pity that you're so good-skinned." Feng Sheng looked at the pheasant in his hand that was not yet dead, and thought that it would be better to go to the farmer's house at the foot of the mountain to ask for a sack or something.

When you reach the halfway point of the mountain, the scenery of the foothills is already visible, and there is only a rickety old man walking on the road with a leaning head as far as the eye can see.

"Qinghuang?! Qinghuang?! Coo-goo? Coo-goo? Come on! Qinghuang? The old man was calling, the old man was dressed as a peasant, with a broken straw hat on his head, and his hair was gray on the brim. On his shoulder, he wore a gray and yellow gown, and from time to time he grabbed a handful of bait from his satchel and threw it down, as if he was feeding the chickens.

"Old man, I'm in trouble, I want to ask you for a sack, or something, I just caught a pheasant." The old man estimated that his eyes were not very good, and he squinted for a long time, and suddenly raised his head and turned his head to cover his face.

"Babble! Yes, yes! Although the old man looks to be in his 70s this year, he has a tough waist, a dark and red face, and a wide forehead with deep lines that make him weathered. He spoke in a voice as loud as a bell, "Not long after my chickens ran out, they were poisoned by you?" ”

"Hey, hey? If you don't have any evidence, how did you become your chicken? "Feng Sheng doesn't have a good temper, especially after being beaten by the old man inexplicably.

"Why isn't it mine? How is it not my family? It's called Qinghuang! My apprentice! Stay with me for over three years! ”

"Then we have to tell a piece of evidence for everything!" My father quickly dodged to the side, but the mountain road was too narrow, so he was hit several times.

"Evidence? It has been covered with a condom before, and a finger is missing from its left leg, don't you see it yourself? Feng Sheng glanced at it, and sure enough, as he said, he secretly blamed himself for causing trouble.

The old man's slanted head in his hand danced in the wind, and every time he hit the flesh, a red mark would appear horizontally, and the marks were blue and yellow, and the blood stasis was in it.

"Shhh Am I still paying for it? Feng Sheng really didn't dare to do anything with the old man, so he wanted to slap him a few times and let him lose his temper, but who knew that the old man had practiced, and he would have to whip himself down if he divided five by two, so he could only say forgiveness.

"Compensation? You take your life! Feng Sheng didn't expect that the old man was really ruthless, and what he didn't expect was that his body soaked in ghost power for more than 30 years would not be able to withstand two attacks from an old man. When the oblique head crutch hit the upper dantian, Feng Sheng was short of breath, rolled his eyes and fainted......

"And then what happened?" I asked curiously.

"Later? Later, when I was in a coma, I dreamed of the thirty-three generations of patriarchs of Maoshan, who held Ruyi and spit lotus flowers, saying that they would come to cross my notarization of the great way, and I heard countless wonderful sounds and teachings to persuade me to enter the Tao, and I gladly accepted it. When I woke up, I followed the teachings of the patriarch and worshiped Zhang Zhangzhang, the presiding officer of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, as the master, and received the Dharma name Halal ......"

...... "I've been a little scared of my dad since I was a child, but what he said today is disgusting!" Even his mother couldn't stand his sour smell and scolded him fiercely.