Chapter Twenty-Three: Spraying Stars with Heat
In an uproar, the passengers in the carriage all walked out, and Tang Jian was still looking at "Zhu Xian" that had just been redeemed on his mobile phone.
It wasn't until the staff at the subway station came to remind him that he came back to his senses.
"Hemp eggs! Actually arrived at the terminal? ”
Tang Jian walked out, blaming the novel for being too good, causing him to accidentally indulge in it.
Originally, after two stations and then transfer to a subway at one station, you can go out to take a tourist bus or bus to the Badaling Great Wall, but I accidentally sat at the terminal!
Looking at the subway route, Tang Jian frantically muttered to himself: "Damn, it will take 14 stations to go back!" ”
After sitting on so many stations at once, he didn't even notice it!
To him, it was as if the clock had only passed for a few minutes!
That's the terrible thing about novels!
It is precisely because of this that Tang Jian believed what the system said, the novels of their world are really spicy chicken in front of the novels of the earth, and any book makes Tang Jian fascinated!
Over the years, he has read so many novels, and it is the first time he has seen a novel that attracts him so much and fascinates him so much, this "Zhu Xian", he thinks it is even better than "Journey to the West", but thinking about what the system said not long ago, he is a little entangled.
I couldn't help but ask: "System, what do you mean when you say that this "Zhu Xian" is the most suitable novel?" Is it a eunuch or is the plot behind it? ”
"The host will know if you look at it!"
The system doesn't say it, Tang Jian always feels that this is a big conspiracy!
"Forget it, save this novel for the evening, it's almost twelve o'clock now, do you want to continue to the Great Wall or find a place to stay?"
Opening the map, Tang Jian entered the name of the subway station here into the departure location, and then entered the destination as the Badaling Great Wall to see if there was a more convenient and faster route to get there.
"It is 43 kilometers away from the Badaling Great Wall, and the estimated cost of taking a taxi is 112 yuan, so let's take a taxi!"
Tang Jian simply walked out of the subway station and took a taxi on the software by the way, knowing that he still had to take a taxi when he went around and around, he simply took a taxi at the beginning.
Anyway, it's not bad for a few hundred yuan, and taking the subway is not as interesting as he imagined, he doesn't want to take it again after the novelty, especially the first time he took the subway, he carried a stinky pot, and almost hurt himself for 10,000 years!
"Hello, I'm at Exit A of the subway station, where are you?"
After receiving a call from the driver, Tang Jian said while eating grilled sausages: "I'm on the side of the road, have you seen a handsome guy wearing a gray shirt and carrying a travel backpack that is particularly attractive in the crowd, that's right, that handsome guy is me!" ”
"Uh, okay, I see you!"
After hanging up the phone, Tang Jian found that the two men passing by glared at him with some disdain, obviously disagreeing with what he had just said.
Tang Jian glared back with disdain, and said unhappily: "Look at what!" I've never seen a handsome guy! ”
"Silly beep!" A man turned his head and stretched out his middle finger to provoke, in his opinion, this kind of guy who is as weak as a girl can be knocked down with just one hand, so if he is not satisfied, he will be scolded!
Tang Jian bit the sausage, then stretched out his two middle fingers and slammed them back, disdainfully: "Ugly! He didn't believe that the other party dared to hit him, because there were two security guards on duty nearby, so he didn't accept it and went back.
In this speechless scene, people in the past showed a look of concern for the mentally retarded, for people, there is no shortage of mentally retarded stupid beeps in the world, especially the famous Kuaishou anchors.
When the car arrived, Tang Jian opened the car door and sat in, this time the driver of the car was a young man with sunglasses dressed in a trendy way, the first thing Tang Jian did when he got into the car was to check if there was anything to eat, and then asked: "Doesn't you provide food benefits in this car?" ”
Dietary benefits? You still want to eat and drink when you take a taxi!
The driver man said lightly: "Does chewing gum count?" ”
Tang Jian glanced at the other party with disgust, and then said, "Fortunately, I bought food, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to have no snacks on the way!" ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a packet of potato chips from his backpack and ate them to himself.
Rage +65......
This guy is so cheap!
The driver man drove speechlessly, too lazy to talk to Tang Jian.
"Well, this potato chip is delicious, would you like to try a piece?" Tang Jian sucked his fingers, then took out a potato chip and asked.
Can you stop being so disgusting!
Rage +80......
"No, you don't." The driver man said coldly.
"Oh, I forgot you're eating gum." Tang Jian looked harmless to humans and animals, and continued to eat potato chips deliciously.
A pack of potato chips was quickly eaten, he took out his phone to open the author's background, and then created a new book "Zhu Xian", and copied and pasted five chapters in a row.
According to the situation of "Journey to the West", he is sure that "Zhu Xian" will set off another boom. He knew that a novel couldn't exert much power, and he had to create a new vest and send a few more novels, and he had to make sure that the results of each one were enough to attract the attention of the website!
Speaking of which, Tang Jian was looking forward to it.
The contract for "Journey to the West" was sent back as soon as it was sent, and the new author account of China Literature Novel Network does not require real-name authentication, so no matter how many author accounts he creates, no one will be able to tell that it is his trumpet!
Now it's important to collect more rage!
Open Weibo.
Tang Jian clicked on the hot search list as soon as possible to see if there were any hot spots worth spraying.
Now that the times have changed, celebrities can be on the hot search if they fart. No, the first place on the hot search list is a male star who has unspoken rules and is a male star who has become popular!
Tsk, this is a real man!
Tang Jian hurriedly seized this opportunity, and then Aite, the two stars who were on the hot search, posted on Weibo: "God gave you a gun, but you used it as a-stirring stick!" Admire under it! ”
Yes, yes, I've been reading a lot of novels lately, and the cultural level of the annoying people has also improved!
Tang Jian's Weibo comment area began to be lively, and the people who ate melons were shouting 666 one by one, and the brain-dead fans of the two male stars began to scold the street, and also helped explain that so-and-so star was not gay, it was the paparazzi who maliciously hacked them and something like that.
Tang Jian didn't pay attention to the comments, he only cared about whether the anger value had risen, so he clicked on the hot search list again and began to spray the second star on the hot search.
"A slut is hypocrisy! If you suffer a little skin trauma from the recording show, you have to make it public!
There is also a group of stupid beeps who feel distressed and distressed, you brainless fans feel sorry for this star and feel sorry for that star at every turn, why don't you feel sorry for your parents?
Stupid beep, brain-dead, mentally retarded! Now that your idol has been scolded by me, are you also distressed? ”
Continue to open the hot search list.
"Ouch, I haven't slept at half past two in the morning! Why don't you listen to the brainless fans? Don't stay up all night knowing no? It's really not good to stay up late, it hurts your phone and wastes electricity! ”
sprayed the top three stars on the hot search list in a row, and Tang Jian felt that his ability to be angry had improved a lot!
He looked at the interface of the system, and the rage value was really increasing significantly, about a thousand rage points per second, if only it could last for a day!
Tang Jian clicked on the hot search list again.
His goal is to be a hot star until he is on the hot search list!