Chapter 24: A Song for the Paparazzi
"Awesome! Just rush at your few Weibo posts, Lao Tzu has turned into a fan! β
"I was startled by the horrible video you posted, and then the road turned black. Now that you're so enjoyable to spray people, I've also decided to turn black to pink! β
"Turn into powder with black!"
"Black to Pink +1"
"Black to Pink +10086"
My day, fan your sister!
Tang Jian found that there were so many netizens who supported him under the comments, and he was not happy at all, but wished that these people were all brainless fans of those celebrities who were sprayed by him, so that he could collect more anger points!
After thinking about it, Tang Jian posted another Weibo:
"I saw a lot of netizens saying that they wanted to turn fans on me, and at this moment I just want to say-
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What kind of sin did I do in my last life! β
Below Weibo, netizens are confused!
They thought that this guy was right to say something touching and grateful, but it turned out to mean a few things!
"Ma Dan, give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, right?"
"I'm Nima! Why is this guy so cheap! β
"What kind of sin did I create in my last life, I actually paid attention to a stupid Weibo!"
"Old iron, collectively shut him down and kill him!"
"+1 Clearance"
"Clearance +10010"
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That's right!
What do I want you fans to do!
Tang Jian opened the hot search list again, looking for the next target to be sprayed.
"In these years, the paparazzi can be on the hot search if they break the news, and our country is already very sick!"
Tang Jian clicked on the fifth keyword on the hot search list and took a look, and the so-called first person in the Chinese paparazzi was put on the hot search list because he posted on Weibo that a certain star surnamed Huang had a chaotic nightlife.
So the next comment was guessing which star it was, Tang Jian took a look, how should this paparazzi spray? Scolding him for being idle and nosy?
This doesn't seem to have much attack power!
At this time, the voice of the system suddenly sounded: "The host can spray the paparazzi with a song!" β
Tang Jian was stunned for a moment, using a song to spray the paparazzi?
And such a lofty operation?
The system replied: "It is recommended that the host redeem Embattled". β
Looking at the title of this song, Tang Jian couldn't think of anything to do with the paparazzi?
Thinking that it only costs 5,000 anger points to exchange for a song, Tang Jian also listened to what the system said and exchanged it.
It took another 1000 anger points to copy the song to the mobile phone, and because the song played on the stereo in the car was a little noisy, Tang Jian didn't listen to the song, but opened the lyrics and read it.
I read a few paragraphs in the front lyrics and didn't talk about the paparazzi, but when I saw the lyrics in the middle, Tang Jian's eyes suddenly lit up!
The lyrics are simply stunning!
If the paparazzi listen to this song, they won't be half angry?
Tang Jian couldn't wait to hear how the song was sung, he took out his headphones and put them on, and then clicked to play the song.
The soothing and relaxing accompaniment melody sounded, and then Tang Jian was stunned for a moment, is this song rapping?
There are also rap songs in their world, but the popular ones are some English rap songs, and although there are Chinese rap songs, none of them are good.
However, this "Embattled" sounds very emotional, and the rhythm and melody are very good!
Tang Jian excitedly edited a Weibo: "@εε€ηδ»ι第δΈδΊΊ, the paparazzi have worked hard, this is a song I wrote for you, I hope you like it!" β
After this Weibo was posted, within a few minutes, the comment area really exploded!
Those netizens who paid attention to Tang Jian, many people listened to Tang Jian's song for the first time, so there was a large wave of "666" under the comments, and netizens were very active @ the first person of the Chinese paparazzi, I can't wait to notify the other party to come and listen to this song as soon as possible, and I can't wait to see the expressions of the paparazzi when they listen to this song!
At this time.
Zhuo Xiaowei, the first person in the Chinese paparazzi, is scrolling through Weibo, and he knows that he can be on the hot search if he breaks the news!
Looking at the comment area, many netizens were speculating about who the star surnamed Huang he was talking about, and he felt an inexplicable sense of pride!
He knew that it wouldn't be long before the star surnamed Huang would find him and give him a lot of hush money!
At this time, Zhuo Xiaowei found that there was suddenly a group of inexplicable replies in the comment area, and they all asked him to move to the Weibo of "Just ask you if you are angry" to listen to a song, saying that it was a song praising the paparazzi.
"Just ask you if you're angry? Isn't this the guy who scolded Lin Jingwen? β
As a paparazzi, Zhuo Xiaowei knows everything big and small in the entertainment industry, so when he saw this Weibo name, he immediately remembered it.
He smiled disdainfully, this guy is really shameless!
Lin Jingwen was on the hot search, so this guy went to slap Lin Jingwen's popularity, and finally slapped Lin Jingwen's face with a song.
Now that he is on the hot search, this guy has jumped out to rub the heat again!
But even if he knows each other, he also knows how to write a song in praise of the paparazzi to slap him!
Anyway, it hurts to be idle, Zhuo Xiaowei immediately clicked on Tang Jian's Weibo, "Just ask you if you're angry."
Sure enough, the latest Weibo is indeed a song, with a text saying that the paparazzi have worked hard, I hope they like this song!
In fact, Zhuo Xiaowei found someone to investigate yesterday whose Weibo is "just ask you if you are angry", but he couldn't find out, this time the other party took the initiative to show favor to him, then he had to seize the opportunity to find out which star's trumpet this is, and when the time comes, he can make a lot of money by selling this information to Lin Jingwen!
"Everyone, be quiet, listen to this song in our praise!"
Zhuo Xiaowei clapped his hands, reminded the studio staff, and then turned up the voice to the maximum and played the song "Embattled" in their praise.
"My life is like a play."
"There are so many directors and screenwriters."
"I only said one line."
"And they deserve eight hundred tones......"
Zhuo Xiaowei nodded, he didn't expect it to be a rap song, and he sang quite well.
The other paparazzi employees listened quietly, and the moment the melody of the song came out, they suddenly felt a sense of physical and mental relief, and their mental fatigue was taken away by the singing.
After listening to the song for a third of the time, Zhuo Xiaowei nodded secretly, this level of rap songs is definitely first-class in China. But now, why doesn't a word about the paparazzi appear?
Doesn't it mean it's a song that celebrates the paparazzi?
At this time, the climax comes!
"Walking and walking, several dogs rushed out for some reason."
"I thought to myself when I would adopt so many dogs."
"They bite into apples and have long lenses in their hands."
"Seems to be telling me some kind of conspiracy."
"Talking dog, he said he was for Dog Weekly."
"See if you can shoot me and change a few more bones......"
In an instant, Zhuo Xiaowei's face solidified like quick-drying cement!
And the other paparazzi employees were completely dumbfounded!
A song in our honor?
Are you sure this is a song in our praises?
At this moment, they are angry paparazzi!
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PS: It's so angry! Today's recommendation votes are forty or fifty less than yesterday's!