73 Catch the thief

Yang Shan's expression became nervous, he hurriedly looked out the window, and sure enough, he saw a prefabricated room.

Lang Si drove over and stopped, and he said, "Let's go, I'll invite everyone to eat plate noodles!" ”

Yang Xianxin said: "Come on, I will meet robbers and murderers again!" ”

Lang Si looked at Yang Shirt in a daze, and Lang Si said, "Little goat, you haven't come back to God yet?" Do you want me to do it for you, exorcise ghosts, and when the time comes, you will be sober, I don't know if you are either talking nonsense, or your eyes are glazed, what are you thinking? ”

Yang Shan laughed and said, "Uncle Lang, don't I usually just talk little, it's because you're too suspicious, I'm fine, this is a reaction to being hungry, let's go eat noodles!" ”

Lang Si sighed and said, "Let's go, let's go eat noodles!" Saying that, Lang Si came to the front of the board house with Yang Shirt Niu Cannon, Niu Cannon took out the money tightly, holding a large handful of money in his hand, shaking in the air and saying, "Lao Lang, don't you grab the bill with me!" You see that I have money, do you know it, I earn a lot of freight, I want to share half with you, you don't want to, let me pay for the meal! ”

Lang Si saw that there were several waves of people sitting in the open-air tables and chairs in front of the mobile board house, they were all staring at them, and the thick pile of money held by Niu Cannon was extremely eye-catching, Lang Si stepped forward and pressed down Niu Cannon and whispered: "Cannon, don't you know the truth that wealth is not exposed!" ”

The bull cannon looked at the others, and those people stopped looking at them and went on with their own business.

"In broad daylight, you can't just grab it, right?" Niu Cannon also realized his recklessness, but he also had to excuse himself, stuffed the money back and said, "I was also in a hurry to grab the money in front of you, who blames you for always settling the account quietly." ”

Lang Si smiled helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, you settle the bill, and I will come out with you in the future, it's all up to you, it's all right!" ”

Yang Shirt stared at the owner of the board house carefully, and said in his heart: "He is a murderer!" ”

The owner of the board house is a person who is five big and six thick, wearing chef's clothes, but he doesn't know how he hasn't washed for a few years, he is greasy, and his beard is not shaved, he went out to greet: "Three, all big and small bowls?" With egg tofu or chicken thighs? The cook looked up at the three of them.

Yang Xian's head couldn't help but think of some of the past between the shopkeeper and himself.

Suddenly, Yang Shan's ears heard a voice, which was high in the sky, and he said: "Little goat, you heard my voice, at this moment, I am in front of your real body in the real world, hehe, you are very strange how you changed the world, right, tell you, this is my punishment for you, you forced me to quit in the last world, then, this time, I will not be immortal, I will torture you!" You just wait for the good show I will impose on you! ”

Yang Shirt said: "Bastard! ”

Lang Si and Niu Cannon turned their heads to look at Yang Shan, and Lang Si said, "Little goat, are you really hungry and dizzy?" ”

Yang Yi hurriedly said: "I said something wrong, I said adding an egg!" ”

Niu Cannon and Lang Si laughed and invited guests, and he said confidently: "I want three big bowls, just adding eggs is not enough, those things that can be added, all the things that can be added, how much is it?" ”

The shopkeeper said, "One hundred and three." ”

The three of them were stunned, and Lang Si said: "Go to the special, you don't want to see who it is?" One hundred and thirteen, what about your murder? ”

Yang Shan handed over the money, Niu Cannon and Lang Si were stunned, Yang Shan said, "Give him three hundred, what's the matter?" ”

The three of them found an empty table and sat down, and Lang Si whispered, "Little goat, are you crazy?" How much does he want, how much do you give him? ”

Yang Shirt said: "Isn't this quite tough? ”

Niu Cannon said: "Yes, it's so hard! As he spoke, the ox cannon put a large wad of money on the table.

There were six sets of tables and chairs in front of the board room, and except for the three of them, there was only one set of tables and chairs left.

Judging from the secret pointing of the other table people, it is obvious that someone is talking about the fact that the bull cannon is revealing the money.

Niu Cannon was uncomfortable, obviously pressing himself, watching him just want to stand up and slap back those who looked here from time to time!

"What the hell, a bunch of broken money, as for them?" Ox cannon doesn't seem to be particularly important to money.

It is no wonder that Niu Cannon was born in a good family and has never lacked money, so his natural sensitivity to money is not as high as that of ordinary people.

Lang Si said: "Cannon, you don't know what the rivers and lakes are sinister, if you don't have a driver, you definitely won't come out to run transportation, you are in your circle of rich people all day long, naturally you can't imagine that money, some people see more important than everything, and even some people can kill people for some small money." ”

Niu Cannon sighed and said: "Lao Lang, what you are talking about is the homicide case of a man who has not returned to the world, which has been very hot in the news in the past two days, right, it is said in the news that a young man is addicted to Internet cafes, because he has no money to go online, in order to rob an old man of two hundred yuan, he killed the old man, isn't it?" ”

Yang Shirt said: "To be precise, the murderer is not a young man, but an old man, and the time is not just happening, but for a while." ”

Niu Cannon said: "It doesn't matter what they do, let's eat our food, it's OK!" Eat, eat, eat! ”

Yang Shirt said: "It's all money to blame. ”

Lang Si said: "Little goat, when you say this, I feel really deeply, money is really more important than life in the eyes of some people, and if you value money and see life clearly, then these people are really the scum of society, he is alive, it is a harm to others, such as child traffickers, thieves, robbers, etc., are inhumane." ”

At this time, the chef came up with a tray and three bowls of noodles, shouting, "Be careful, the noodles are coming, be careful of scalding!" ”

Lang Si complained: "The amount of noodles here is not large, and it is expensive!" ”

Yang Shan felt that he had to change his usual, he said: "Relatively speaking, it is also affordable, you know, it is not easy to get a simple board house here, after all, it is not easy to get a simple board house here, after all, it is not easy to eat in the wilderness, there is no food around, there are many people who want to find food under the highway, even if this boss sells noodles at sky-high prices, it is estimated that there are still people who are hungry and not in a hurry to eat." ”

Lang Si laughed and said, "When I smell the fragrance of noodles, my stomach gurgles, I'll eat first!" ”

Niu Cannon laughed with him, picked up the chopsticks and ate, only to find that he was really hungry, picked up the chopsticks and ate them with relish, and said while eating: "I rely on, don't say, the taste made by the boss is not bad, his chef's clothes, whether it is his former professional attire, is not necessarily." ”

When Yang Shan smelled it, he felt that something was wrong at this time, he said: "This noodle soup is wrong, it doesn't look like beef boiled, but it looks like human flesh boiled!" ”

Lang Si Wagyu Cannon was stunned, while the others heard it and couldn't help laughing.

Lang Si originally thought that the man was laughing at Yang Yi, he looked at it angrily, but he saw that at the top table and chair, there was a slightly fat person with a big mouth open, and a noodle at the corner of his mouth drooped to his chin, and the thin middle-aged man sitting opposite him was full of noodles and soup, as well as green vegetables, obviously, the laughter came from the slightly chubby person, he laughed, so the rice in his mouth squirted out and sprayed to the opposite side, and the thin middle-aged man opposite must be scolded ugly, who is it, it is estimated that there are no good words in the mouth.

The chubby man was still smiling, and he said, "Brother, you can't blame me, I didn't mean to, but I sprayed you, and I'm really wrong, I can apologize to you, but you can't scold, right?" ”

The middle-aged man touched the noodle soup on his head and said, "you, are you so reasonable?" What do you mean you can apologize, you should have apologized, Lao Tzu sprayed you to try? ”

The person next to the middle-aged man took a roll of paper from the table and handed it over, asking him to wipe his head, and he took it and scolded angrily.

The face of the slightly chubby person is not very good-looking.

Yang Yi said: "These two people can definitely fight. ”

Niu Cannon said: "I think people's apologies are quite sincere, not rather." ”

Lang Si said: "Okay, why don't the three of us make a bet to see who guesses right and who wins?" ”

Niu Cannon said: "I bet the two of them can't fight." ”

Lang Si said: "I bet that the two of them can fight." ”

Yang Shirt said: "I bet that the two of them will fake a fight." ”

Lang Si and Niu Cannon stared at Yang Shan, is it really fake?

At this moment, someone suddenly laughed non-stop.

But this time it wasn't the slightly fat man, but the middle-aged man, who had noodles hanging from the corners of his mouth, while the slightly chubby man across from him was a head of soup and broken noodles.

Lang Si said proudly: "How about it, I'm right!" The middle-aged man is taking the opportunity to take revenge on the slightly fat person! ”

The slightly chubby man exhaled and stared at the middle-aged man with eyes that were about to burn the fire, and the middle-aged man almost bent over with laughter.

The slightly chubby person took a sip of soup and sprayed it at the middle-aged man, and at the same time, the middle-aged man also took a sip of soup and sprayed it at the slightly chubby person, and the two of them suddenly became a competition to see who sprayed with their mouths.

But none of them could get naked, and they injured 1,000 enemies and 800 themselves, and the two of them were miserable and disgusting to see each other's faces, heads and bodies.

Everyone at the next table got up and leaned aside.

The two men sprayed so hard that their own bowls were already used up, so they extended the battlefield elsewhere, jumped to other tables, drank the noodle soup from other people's bowls, and sprayed each other.

Everyone else poured into the table of the three of them, and they all squeezed onto them.

Niu Cannon lost the bet, and he said to the slightly fat man and the middle-aged man: "Don't be so disgusting two of you, if you want to disgust each other, there is no need to affect others, you can find a place where there is no one, you can be disgusting as much as you want, even if you are anything, we are out of sight and out of mind!" ”

After listening to Niu Cannon's words, the slightly fat man and the middle-aged man, who were all in flames, stopped spraying at each other, and they stared at Niu Cannon.

They said, "How dare you three bet on the two of us? ”

Niu Cannon said: "I think the two of you must have a little misunderstanding, what misunderstanding, I don't think I'm making a bet on the two of you, embarrassing the fight, you think, the three of us have no grievances, how can I not go with you, isn't it?" I just wanted to divert the attention of the two of you, really, did you two notice, now, the two of you don't fight anymore, do you? The two of you are going to work together, aren't you? Why is that? It's because of my suffering in it! I'm actually doing this for the good of you two......"

The middle-aged man rushed up, punched Niu Cannon's nose, and said, "Go to the special one, long-winded, look at the boxing!" ”

Niu cannon sounded, thinking that he had been beaten, but when he saw it, Yang Yi was in front of him, and he had already caught the fist of the middle-aged man.

The slightly fat man went around the back of the cow cannon and kicked the cow cannon in the waist, this time the cow cannon didn't have the reaction to dodge, he only felt that he was going to be hit by this kick, and knelt on the ground, his knees were on fire.

Niu Cannon was anxious, he said: "Didn't I tell the two of you, the two of you must have a little misunderstanding, this misunderstanding is very simple, I don't think I'm betting on the two of you, we are a game played by three people, don't think about it, you think, the three of us have no grievances, how can I not go with you, isn't it?" I'm just here to divert the attention of the two of you, really, it's as simple as that, don't think about it! In the end, the two of you also saw it, the two of you don't fight anymore, and the two of you are still working together, this is all my hard work! You two, strictly speaking, thanks to me! ”

The slightly fat man said: "That feeling is good, I will thank you well, but this way of thanking you is to kick you!" ”

Saying that, the slightly fat man raised his foot and was about to kick the cow cannon, and at this time, an iron rod swung over, and before the slightly fat man kicked the body of the cow cannon, the iron rod smashed the slightly fat person's leg, and then, the slightly fat man yelled in pain with a bitter face, hugged his leg and fell to the ground.

This stick was hit by Lang Si.

Niu Cannon was overjoyed and said excitedly: "Lao Lang, great, your stick is really like carbon in the snow!" ”

Lang Si took back the stick and said to the middle-aged man: "This, what's the problem, you can say, start your hands, but it's too reckless, I, Lang Si, this person, admires the ancient great writer Sun Tzu, and was deeply influenced by his thoughts when he was a child, didn't he say that it is pleasant to have friends from afar!" ”

The slightly fat person was holding his leg on the ground that was still very painful, and couldn't help laughing, that kind of painful and smiling expression really made people see it, very entangled, and the slightly fat person smiled bitterly and said: "This brother, can you not be so funny, okay, there are friends from afar, this sentence is obviously said by Diao Chan, how can it be said by Sun Tzu?" ”

Yang Yi sat down and continued to eat noodles, he patted his pocket, and said in his heart: "Now, the thief is not so angry!" There's a good show to watch! ”