Yang Yi sat down and continued to eat noodles, he patted his pocket, and said in his heart: "Now, the thief is not so angry!" There's a good show to watch! ”

Lang Si said: "Dude, let's not talk about who said it, the problem now is that you want to find something, right?" ”

The slightly fat person laughed, danced the stick, and played a set of stick methods, which were quite exquisite, but when they saw the phoenix lower and the dragon raised their heads, and saw the rainbow in the cloud and wind, the momentum was magnificent, and they did not lose their beautiful demeanor, which was simply cool.

It's not fun to play a set, and then, the difficulty of the stick action is increased, but I see the waves in the middle of the river, and the carp jumps the dragon gate.

Just listen to "Goo-dong!" With a bang, the slightly fat person did not grasp the balance well, hit the ground head-on, and then a big bag rose on his head, and the red halo in the bag was about to come out, dazzling like watching the lamp, and the slightly fat man laughed: "Good stick method!" Then he fainted and fell asleep.

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, is this slightly fat person so funny?

The noodle soup in Yang Shan's mouth squirted out, but fortunately there was no one in front of him, Yang Shan said in surprise: "Oh, I'll go, won't it, isn't that the case?" ”

After speaking, a splash of cold water was poured on the face of the slightly fat person, and the person who watered it was the middle-aged man.

The slightly chubby man stood up and said, "What happened?" ”

The middle-aged man said, "I misunderstood. ”

Niu Dacang laughed and said: "Let's all talk about it, let's talk about it, we are all friends, in this way, both of you have been wronged, I have responsibility, we Langsi are also responsible, if he doesn't have to borrow the mouth of other people's grandsons, you won't laugh, you won't spray, I won't say cool words, everything is on my head, so, two brothers, I paid for your meal, and because we were spoiled for the meal, I also invited it together, how about it?" ”

"It's a lot of air!"

The slightly chubby people and the middle-aged people spoke in unison, and they both extended their thumbs to the cow cannon.

Lang Si nodded and said, "It's good to deal with it this way, cannon, you can do it, you still have the overall demeanor!" ”

Niu Cannon was said to be fluttering, and his face was arrogant, but he put his hand into his waist bag, his face changed greatly, and he was dumbfounded.

Lang Si looked at Niu Cannon's expression, and his heart was not good, he tried to ask: "Cannon, you are a little wrong, could it be that the money in your pocket is missing?" ”

Niu Cannon said with an earthy face: "He's a grandmother, Lao Lang, my money is gone, and it was stolen by someone!" ”

Everyone was in an uproar, because Niu Cannon was holding a pile of banknotes in his hand, which was obvious to everyone, but if he lost it, no one saw it, so much money, it had to be a big surprise.

Lang Si recalled the scene just now, the slightly fat people and the middle-aged people were making a fuss, everyone else was squeezing here, someone touched them, and the pickpocket should have shot in that chaotic situation, which made people defenseless.

"Who!" Niu Cannon looked at everyone, everyone looked at each other, Niu Cannon was red-eyed, stared at the big eyes and said, "Lao Tzu hates pickpockets the most special in his life, thieves!" Dare to steal in front of Lao Tzu in broad daylight, it is really an ambitious leopard guts! Now stand up and confess honestly, otherwise, Lao Tzu will forcibly search you! ”

Niu Cannon said: "I want to know who stole it, it's not easy, a lot of people who sat here to eat just now are still here, obviously, the person who stole the things didn't go, so it's not easy to do, if one or two people left, then the person who left, it must be because of the weakness of the heart to escape, the suspicion is likely, and now no one has left, then the range of suspects is large, everyone is suspicious, if."

Search their bodies, it is unlikely, even if they are searched, how can a pickpocket still carry money with him, the person who can easily take so much money out of my pocket is definitely not a simple pickpocket, it must be an old Jianghu, I can't tell where the money has been hidden like a trick. ”

Lang Si was also angry, and finally couldn't hold himself back, knocked on the table with a stick, and said, "You're all here, it's good, I'm going to search your body now!" No one should not cooperate, don't blame me for being so direct, I will say it again, if you hand over the stolen money now, I will slap my chest and pack the ticket, and I will definitely let you go, and I will not blame you in the past, but if you are obsessed and do not come to your senses, and still have a fluke mentality to hide and not give, then, I will search your body and find out, and I will not beat you half to death, I am not surnamed Lang! ”

The slightly fat man said: "It's really an unexpected thing, I didn't expect there to be thieves this season, I'm very sorry, because the two of us are fighting, making the scene chaotic, giving the thief a chance, meal money, brother, you don't want to invite, I'll pay for it myself, and I'll give you the meal money by the way!" ”

Saying that, the slightly fat person wants to leave, and when he walks in front of the man who is both the boss and the chef, he has to pay for it.

Niu Cannon stepped forward to stop him, and he said, "How can this work, it's my fault, and I can still let you settle the bill?" "He pushes the slightly chubby guy.

"But what can you do, you lost your money, how can I be embarrassed to let you pay!" Slightly chubby people insist on giving money.

Lang Si felt a little strange, and he yelled: "You two stop!" ”

Niu Cannon and the slightly fat man were stunned, and no longer you and I pushed each other.

"Lao Lang? Are you too, and are you rushing to check out? Niu Cannon nodded and said, "Brother, you see, although I lost the money, I still have my good buddy, Langsi, the food money is paid by him, I will go back, and then give him the money, so convenient, you give it for me, it's too ugly, I want to ask you to sit down, it is estimated that it is more difficult." ”

Lang Si pointed to the slightly chubby man and said, "You, come here!" ”

Looking at Lang Si's serious expression, Niu Cannon felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "Lao Lang, why are you like this?" What happened? I don't blame this brother. ”

Lang Si said: "Cannon, it's not weird, I just feel that it's too special a coincidence, the two of them are making trouble like this, I feel like I'm acting, they deliberately create chaos, so that pickpockets have a chance, I suspect that he and the middle-aged man are accomplices!" ”

When the middle-aged man heard this, he became angry, scolded and sweared, he grinned, pointed to Lang Si's nose and said: "you, you don't pay Lao Tzu's money, and you especially frame Lao Tzu, how can Lao Tzu suffer this kind of wretchedness, Lao Tzu is out today, either you die, or you die!" ”

The slightly fat man laughed and said, "Can you not say cold jokes like this, I can't help laughing, this is not good, do you know that it is embarrassing, hahaha......"

Lang Si's temper came up, he was a person, he was in a hurry, and he said that he would fight if he did it, and he would cut people with a machete, and at this time he was holding a stick, which was also saying that he was a trick.

I saw the waves running towards the middle-aged man in four strides, clasped with both hands, and the stick was thrown down from the air, smashing the middle-aged man's brain.

But the middle-aged man is not a sandbag for others to beat, let alone a fool who does not react, he takes a step to the left, thrilling dodge, the middle-aged man knows that his empty hands can not beat the fierce stick, so the middle-aged man escaped.

"Don't run!" Lang Si chased hard, raised it with both hands, the stick was raised again, and smashed it down, Lang Si's explosive power was also very strong, catching up with the middle-aged man, this stick smashed down, and the middle-aged man must not be able to dodge.

However, Lang Si's body felt a force suddenly pull him, the stick fell into the air again, and he couldn't run, and he realized that someone reached out from behind and grabbed his vest.

"Who?" Lang Si looked back angrily, but it was a little goat, Yang Shan.

The middle-aged man in front covered his head and found that he hadn't been hit by the stick, so he also looked back, couldn't help but be stunned, and stopped.

Lang Si glared and said, "Little goat, what's wrong with you?" ”

It seemed that everyone was stunned, Yang Yi said: "It's useless to beat him, money, I know where it went." ”

"Huh?"

The people who said it, not only the Lang Si Niu cannon but also the chef boss, but also the slightly fat people and middle-aged people, they were all surprised? It seems to be the subtext, is how is this possible!

Niu Cannon asked: "Little goat, you know where the money is, then, you also know who the thief is?" ”

Yang Shirt said: "Yes, actually, the thief is me!" ”

There was an uproar among the crowd, and the slightly fat man took the lead and said, "No wonder in fact, I also lost my money, thief, you return all my money to me!" I'll tell you the truth, I lost 30,000 yuan in cash, you can take it out! ”

Others also demanded money.

"I lost seven hundred dollars, you take it out."

"I lost a thousand ......"

"I lost two thousand ......"

"I lost 10,000!"

Lang Si couldn't listen to it anymore, glared at these people and said, "How is it possible! Are you going to take advantage of the fire? How can a little goat be a thief, do you believe it? Lang Si looked at Yang Shirt and said, "Little goat! What happened to you? How can anyone admit that he is a thief? What are you doing? ”

The bull patted Lang Si on the shoulder and said, "I'm not wrong, the little goat has lost his mind. ”

Lang Si looked at Yang Shan, his heart was uncomfortable for a while, and he asked Yang Shan: "Little goat, tell me, what's going on?" Why do you have to bear the burden that you are a thief and have to carry this black cauldron? ”

Yang Yi took a step forward and said to everyone: "Everyone should have heard, I admitted that I was a thief, and now everyone wants me to take out the money I stolen, but the question arises again, how much money have you lost?" ”

"I don't know how much they lost, but I really lost a thousand anyway!"

"I really lost 10,000!"

There are different opinions, but Yang Shan is not a little worried.

Yang Shirt stretched out his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and he said: "Okay, okay, everyone has lost so much money, that's okay, then let me return the money to your pockets, but there is one condition, that is, you must all close your eyes." ”

Everyone was puzzled and exchanged heads.

"Why is that?"

"What are we doing with our eyes closed, do we close our eyes and the money goes back to our own pockets?"

Yang Shirt said: "Yes, you must close your eyes, I dare to guarantee, as long as you really close your eyes and don't peek, I will count from one to ten, and the money will come back in your pocket." ”

The middle-aged man said, "Are you fooled by us? If we close our eyes, won't you just take the opportunity to run? Are you a kid who grew up eating? ”

One of the children was upset and said, "Uncle, why do you say that we children grew up eating?" Did you eat a lot when you were a kid? ”

The middle-aged man said, "I've seen an idiot, but I've never seen an idiot like you!" ”

The child picked up the stool and was about to hit it, but fortunately two or three children stopped him.

Yang Yi said: "Okay, now you should quickly close your eyes!" Don't hesitate, Uncle Lang, Niu Cannon, you guys also hurry up and close your eyes. ”

Although everyone was skeptical, they slowly closed their eyes in order to get their money back, and Lang Si Wagyu Cannon also closed their eyes.

Yang Shirt counted: "One ...... Two...... Three ......"

After counting ten, people opened their eyes almost at the same time, and this opening made people startled, only to see that there was some money under everyone's feet, and everyone bent down to pick it up and hurriedly counted it.

Niu Cannon picked up a thick pile of money at his feet in surprise, and counted to the end, no more than a point, no less.

Lang Si held the money in his hand in surprise, and he asked Yang Shirt excitedly: "Little goat, what's the matter?" Can you do magic? ”

At this time, one of the people in the crowd was unconvinced, and he said, "Why! Why do you all get the money and I don't get a penny? I lost 10,000! ”

The person who spoke was a man with very small eyes, a long dirty face that seemed to have not been washed for half a year, and his attitude was very arrogant, and his fists creaked.

Yang Shan said to him, "Do you know why you didn't get the money? Because your money is not under your feet, but at ......"

"Where?" The long-faced man asked.

Yang Shirt stretched out his hand and pointed to a place and said, "It's there!" ”

The long-faced man looked in the direction of Yang Shan's finger, but Yang Yi pointed to the ground, the long-faced man opened his eyes, hurriedly rushed to that place, and frantically dug it with his hands, digging for a long time, only to see his eyes shining, laughing and saying, "It's still there!" The money is still there! As he spoke, he tried to dig out all the money that had been buried in the ground.

This digging, I didn't expect the long-faced man to dig out a lot of money, and there were really tens of thousands of yuan, but they were not all hundreds, and there were no changes, ten yuan and twenty were not a few.

The long-faced man was holding the money, and he was happy in his heart, but he turned his head to look at everyone, only to find that everyone was looking at him with angry expressions, and he was stunned.

Yang Shan smiled and said, "Long-faced man, it turns out that you are the real master thief, after stealing money from everyone, you buried the money in the soil, no wonder no one has any money on them." ”

The long-faced man was blindfolded, and he said, "This ...... This money is my own, didn't I say it just now, I have 10,000, besides, you all already have money in your hands, but how can you ......" He glared at Yang Shirt and asked Yang Shirt, "You say!" What the hell is going on? ”

Yang Shirt clapped his hands and said, "Okay, now it's okay, the thief you have completely exposed, and you have taken out the stolen goods from the ground, what else do you have to say." ”

The long-faced man looked puzzled, pointed to Yang Shan, and said, "Why, what is stolen goods!" Where money is hidden on the ground, but you use your fingers! ”

Yang shirt said: "What do I mean? Then ask everyone, see if I have pointed out anything to you? ”

Niu Cannon said at this time: "Brother with a long face with small eyes, you are talking nonsense with your eyes open, we can all see it clearly, you yourself shouted that you have 10,000 yuan, and then the little goat did stretch out a finger and said that your money is here, but you didn't look at the sky, but went directly to a place to dig a pit." ”

Yang Shirt said: "Let me explain to you, thief, you and everyone have actually been hypnotized by me just now." ”

"Hypnosis!"

Everyone, including Niu Cannon and Lang Si, were all shocked when they heard Yang Shan say that they were all hypnotized.

Yang Shirt said: "You all surrounded me according to a certain gossip direction, when you came over, I started the hypnosis step, at this time you have not been completely hypnotized by me, after that, put a bowl of water, when I rotate the broken chopsticks again, you have reached the subconscious of hypnosis!" When the chopsticks were about to end, I gave you some hypnotic guidance, and I actually said this at the time, I said, the chopsticks are about to stop, and who are the chopsticks going to point at, and the person the chopsticks are going to point at is the thief! The chopsticks stopped later, and your consciousness has been hinted by me, although the chopsticks are not pointed at the thin person, but he volunteered, but at this time I can't completely determine that he is a thief, because it has not yet reached the point of complete hypnosis, then, I will continue my next step, that is, close my eyes, count to ten, what really makes you illusory, is this step! ”

After speaking, Yang Shirt felt that he was so fake, who made this the story setting, however, the pace is a little fast, and the thief does not see a person with a thin body, and the crime process can be said to be the same as before.