The shopkeeper told Yang Shirt about what happened after they left, and the shopkeeper said: "After you left, I bit my mouth, pretending to be uncomfortable, and after a mouthful of blood, I spit it out, and the cow cannon was really fooled, and ran over to ask me how I was, I said I was uncomfortable, and I was about to die, and asked him to help me untie it, of course he didn't dare to untie it, he was afraid that I would pretend, in case the rope was untied, I countered with him, and then I told him, you can knock me out, and then untie me, and wait for my hand behind the tie to loosen, tie the front is not OK!" ”

"How can it be so easy to stun people!" Lang Si was a little skeptical of the shopkeeper's story.

The shopkeeper said: "You are right, knocking people out, that is also a technical job, Niu Cannon is still reluctant to move, so I told him about it, some of the essentials of stunting people are at the point where the back of the person's neck and back meet, the protruding bone, three inches, as long as there is an accurate head, can be cut, the person will be dizzy!" ”

Lang Si said: "That's the case, you're not wrong about this!" ”

"Yes, it seems that you believe it too," the shopkeeper continued, "and at that time Niu Cannon also believed me, and he turned me over, found that position, and beat me hard, and I didn't pretend to faint the first time in order to deceive him, I complained that he was too light, and the second time he hit me, I pretended to faint!" ”

Yang Shan couldn't help but say: "However, the position that hit you is indeed a position that is very easy to faint, why didn't you faint?" Is he not strong enough? ”

The shopkeeper laughed, but the gunshot wound in his back hurt, and then he grinned in pain, and he said after a while: "If it is an ordinary person, it must use enough strength to knock people out, but if a person has practiced the ability to resist hits, it is a different matter!" ”

Officer Fang agreed: "It's true to say this, there are many people in our bureau who have super ability to resist hits, and what they practice is the resistance to beatings of people's vulnerable parts!" ”

Although Officer Fang's tone was low, he still had a certain background.

"Uncle Fang, can you still hold on?" Yang Shan asked worriedly.

Officer Fang said: "It's okay, little goat, my injuries are indeed not light, but compared to the injuries I have suffered, this is nothing, but it is a pity that I have to curl up on the ground for a while, and I can't do it if I want to get up like an ordinary person." ”

Yang Shan's heart was a little more settled.

The shopkeeper said: "It can be seen that you, a policeman, have also been trained to resist attacks, and your ability to resist attacks is not something that ordinary people can do!" ”

"! Is anti-strike training so bad? Lang Si sounded very yearning, "I have time in the future, I must also practice, I really can't practice if I don't practice, if I practice, I won't be bitten by a special bite, and my legs will hurt so much!" ”

The sect leader finally spoke not far away, and he said, "It's good that you didn't get bitten to death by his rabies!" ”

Yang Shan thought about it, the sect leader said that after being bitten by the shopkeeper who looked like a rabid dog, it would be the same as being bitten by a rabid dog, and he asked worriedly: "Sect leader, you said Uncle Lang, will you get rabies?" ”

The sect leader said: "That will definitely happen, but it may not have an immediate attack, isn't there still an incubation period for the disease, it may occur within a year, or two years, or even longer, and it may go crazy and die at any time!" Unless the rabies vaccine is given within 24 hours! ”

The shopkeeper was a little angry, but he was injured in the back, and he couldn't get angry, he said, "Can you stop blowing so blindly!" Good no good? I'm a human, not a dog! How do I get rabies if I bite you? ”

The leader said, "You barked, didn't you become a dog?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "I'm roaring heaven, two sounds, that's the need for the atmosphere of divine skills, for example, there is a kind of toad skill, people who practice this martial arts will make a cooing sound in their throats, and I will not become a toad, just imitate, I just imitate Erlang God's roaring dog, making a whining sound, you know?" If I don't popularize science with you all of a sudden, what rabies skills will pop out of your mouth, I'm really not afraid of others laughing off their big teeth! ”

Huh? After a while, he was impressed by this sect leader again, and he said, "I said sect master, do you understand? Which of you is right? Am I at risk of getting rabies? ”

The leader said, "I still say that the Buddha is reasonable, Christ says that Christ is reasonable, he says I blow, and I say he blows!" Brother Langsi, if you get rabies at that time, don't blame me for not reminding you. ”

Officer Fang said: "There is no need to argue about who is right and who is wrong, don't talk about it, and continue to listen to what happened next!" ”

Lang Si and the Sect Master both kept their mouths shut.

The shopkeeper said: "The cow cannon untied me, then, this indicates that he has been fooled, I easily pressed him to the ground, I was going to kill him, but when I think about it, the two of you ran out to call the police, then, I can use him as a coolie for me now, and push the prefabricated house to the mountains with me!" Niu Cannon didn't dare to disobey my orders, because he was disobedient, and my punches and kicks were indispensable, of course, he was more afraid of death, so he also used his strength to eat his mother's milk and pushed me! ”

Yang Shirt said: "Then before you pushed it away, you threw out your daughter-in-law's body?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "If you don't throw it away, it can only be a burden to the board house, anyway, there is nothing to hide about my murder, as soon as the two of you tell the police, won't I be exposed, so I threw the body away, in order to reduce the weight of the prefabricated house!" ”

Lang Si said: "Aren't you obviously making a mistake, you are going to run for your life, and you are still pushing the useless prefabricated house to do your fart!" ”

The shopkeeper snorted and said, "You know a lot!" There are very important things in the prefabricated house, which are more important than human life! ”

"Something important? What is it? ”

Both Yang and Lang Si asked the same question almost at the same time.

The shopkeeper said, "There is a Lala Sect holy coffin inside!" ”

"What's that? Litre...... Official? Lala teaches, is it a promotion to make a fortune? Lang Si scratched his head, accidentally scratched the wound on the top of his head, and couldn't help but sigh in pain and curse a dirty word.

The shopkeeper smiled, he wanted to move his body, but he really didn't have any strength at all, he said: "You layman, of course you don't know what I'm talking about, you don't know the person who claims to be the sect leader, do you know? ”

The sect leader said: "You are too dog-eyed, and what you asked is too mentally retarded, isn't it just a coffin!" ”

"Coffin?" Yang Shan was taken aback, it turned out that the holy coffin was the saint's sacred, the coffin of the coffin! Then why is there a coffin in the board room?