The sect leader and the shopkeeper are both Lala sect members, and the sect leader still understands some of the names in their industry, and then he was a little puzzled, and he said: "But I don't understand, the holy coffins are used to hold the dead, and you didn't put your wife in the holy coffin, so for you, there should be a very important person in it, who died?" ”

The shopkeeper cried twice, and he said in a deep voice, "The one who died is ...... It's my dearest Master, Fat Goose! ”

"I'll go!" When the sect leader heard this, the fat goose died! The whole person was shocked, he straightened up half of his body on the ground, he didn't dare to sit up, he turned sideways, he opened his round eyes and said, "That fat goose, a traitor to my Lala Sect, is actually dead?" How did he die? ”

The shopkeeper said: "I am the leader of the sect, the fat goose, and I have a good night's sleep!" In order to strengthen the disciples of my Lala Sect, to prosper and develop, but before the teacher can die! On that day, the sect leader and I went to the village to lobby the villagers to join my Lala Sect, but it happened that there was a temple fair in the village, and a stage was set up, and there was a Taoist priest, a monk, and a foreign missionary under the stage. The singers on the stage simply gave up the stage, and the three people took the stage! ”

"What? Dry rack? Lang Si asked.

The shopkeeper said, "It's not a dry fight! It's a mouthpiece! They're arguing about a problem! ”

"What's the problem?" Yang Shirt was curious.

"The question is, who passed it on and taught it well! The three of them came to the temple fair this time, they all came to persuade an old man to join the church, and the old man asked them, all three of you want my old man to join the church, then you say, whoever teaches well, I will join whose religion! ”

The shopkeeper continued: "The Taoist chief said, of course, my Taoist priest taught it well, and now the social trend, you have already seen it, there are many movies, a lot, all of them are promoting being a Taoist priest, like what Taoist priest has gone down the mountain, and Taoist priests have gone out of the mountain, and Taoist priests have gone over the mountain, and ...... Halfway through speaking, the monk interrupted the Taoist priest's words, and the monk said, what is the use of what you say, as you say, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot! I don't need to say more about what is good about the Buddha, as long as I know that from ancient times to the present, the mantras about the Buddha are tens of millions, and they can't be counted, such as borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, green lantern ancient Buddha, standing on the ground to become a Buddha, Buddha's mouth and snake heart, seeing nature to become a Buddha, seeing each other's eyes, Buddha scolding ancestors, Lunyin Buddha language, Buddha eyes and Buddha heart, a Buddha was born, Buddha scolding ancestors, picking Buddha and burning incense, Buddha head and filth, Changzhai embroidered Buddha, becoming a Buddha as an ancestor, Changzhai Buddha worshipping Buddha, Buddha and witch ......"

"Wait, wait!" Lang Si couldn't help it, he said, "Dude, do you still want to die, can you pick up important things and say, after that, so that you can go to the west!" ”

The shopkeeper said: "Okay, okay, I'll pick up important things and say, but there is one thing I must emphasize, after I die, it's not to go to the West Heaven, that's the monk's mantra, if you want to kill a person in the future, don't say that Lao Tzu sent you to the West Heaven, this kind of thing, you have to say, hey, boy, I'll help you pull it!" This Lala is the abbreviation of the god Lala! ”

Lang Si really wanted to stab him to death immediately, saying, "It's all over there!" What kind of pulling, how can I help you! Don't grind, talk fast, fart quickly, after that, after that, you go to again! ”

"Hey!" The shopkeeper sighed, "You can't teach you, okay, for the sake of me who is in a hurry to pull, I'll pick up the key points for you to pull, oh, no, it's the key points for you, Taoist priests, monks and missionaries fought on the stage, and finally the three of them fought with the old man!" ”

"Did I hear it wrong or did you say it wrong?" Yang Shan couldn't help but ask, "The three of them are arguing, how can they fight with that old man?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "In order to show how powerful they are, the three of them have shown the old man his appearance, the Taoist priest can see that the old man is infertile, the monk can see that the old man's son is not biological, and the missionary can see that the old man has been cuckolded for no less than 40 years, and he can already apply for the Guinness Book of World Records!" ”

Lang Si laughed and said: "This old man is probably fighting the old bones, and he has to fight the three of them to the end, and later, does the old man no longer believe in the three of them, and when he saw your Lala Sect, he joined?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "That's not true, the old man was entangled with the three of them, and then lay on the ground, the Taoist priest took out his mobile phone and prepared to call an ambulance, the old man said, don't call an ambulance, if I go to the hospital, then I don't have to pay all over the body, don't you three pay for it in vain, I can't bear it, I'm a real person, the three of you pay 10,000 yuan each, I'm dead, and I no longer have anything to do with you, how about it?" The monk said that he was a little embarrassed, and the old man shouted that he was uncomfortable, and finally the three of them discussed with the old man and the surrounding villagers many times, each took a step back, and the three of them each paid 8,000 yuan before the matter was settled, and then the three of them left. ”

Yang Shirt said: "What about later? You and the fat goose began to preach your Lala teachings? ”

The shopkeeper said, "It's a fart!" I and the sect leader saw that the situation was not good, this place was not suitable for mission, so we quickly turned around and left, we came to the outside of the village, gave the eldest lady the car storage fee, and rode our bicycle to run, but the moment that decided history appeared, the sect leader accidentally scared the old man just now! The old man spun in a circle in the air, hey! It didn't take long for the ambulance to arrive! ”

Yang Shan asked: "Is the old man injured lightly?" ”

The shopkeeper shook his head, and he said, "No, it's my Lala Sect Master, Fat Goose, he's dead!" ”

"What? He knocked someone else, why did he die? Yang was puzzled.

The shopkeeper said: "He had a heart attack, and I haven't reacted yet, and the sect leader is an old man, so he died!" Woo woo, hey, die before you get out of the school! I Hero Heart Attack! ”

"My boy!" Lang Si couldn't help but sigh, "Heart disease is really like a time bomb!" Say blow it up and die! Life is really unpredictable, and we must all cherish the present, life is so blown! By the way, the old man who was knocked into the air, how happened to him? ”

The shopkeeper said: "What else can he do, hurry up and say good things to me, saying that the death of the sect leader has nothing to do with him, and finally stuffed 20,000 yuan into my pocket and ran away!" Hey, what's the use of having 20,000 dollars! I used 20,000 yuan to make an unparalleled coffin for the sect leader! No, no, no, it's a holy coffin! Before he died, the sect leader told me, and he said, "Da rude!" Verse 3 of the 7th chapter of the Rala script, thou shalt ...... Before he finished speaking, he went to pull! ”