43 Who moved the coffin down
Mr. Bai continued to hook his eyebrows, with an extremely sad face, he pinched his fingers and calculated, and said: "You shouldn't know, there were people who died under the old locust tree, and when the old man moved away, he was haunted by that lonely ghost and wild ghost, however, it is not that people will be haunted by ghosts will have low luck, everything has two sides, this ghost haunts the old man, not only does not have anything bad about the old man, but also helps the old man, so that the old man's career is smooth, but it is still that sentence, everything has two sides, the old man came to this temple last year, and gave incense to the gods in the temple, put the offerings, the gods punished this lonely ghost, this ghost picked up the last spirit, revenge, the old man got cancer, and the cow boss's career, I think it has been not smooth, there should be a lot of mistakes! ”
When Niu Cannon heard this, he was really clever, and asked eagerly: "What does the gentleman mean, what should I do?" ”
Mr. Bai raised his hand and made a chopping gesture and said, "Kill the ghost!" This time, the old man's body was thrown into this temple by the ghost, just to take revenge on the temple god, that is, to embarrass the temple god! This ghost is stubborn and must be killed! ”
Niu Cannon asked, "What should I do to kill ghosts?" ”
Mr. Bai took out a torn dress from his leather bag and threw it on the ground, his scream startled everyone, Lang Si almost didn't scold, Yang Yi dragged Lang Si in time, Lang Si only breathed out of his nose, and he was about to burst into flames.
At this time, Mr. Bai raised his two hands above his head, his hands were eagle claws, and he stepped down from the bottom of his body, walked two steps to the left, stared at the right, and stared at the other, and said the word "Evil!" ”
I saw that the tattered clothes on the ground actually bulged up by itself, and the pants also bulged, as if an invisible person had entered it.
Niu Cannon opened his mouth wide and said, "Oh my mother! This is...... That's what it is...... The lonely ghost? ”
Mr. Bai screamed again, jumped over and punched and kicked the ragged clothes bulging on the ground, and said, "Kill, kill, kill!" I'll kill you, devil! After kicking for a while, the torn clothes exploded with a "bang" and became a strip of rotten cloth.
"Ah......" Mr. Bai sweated profusely, exhaled a long breath, and said, "Don't blame me, evil ghost, you have lost your soul, although I have reduced my lifespan, but I can help Boss Niu and live a few years less, so what's the matter!" As he spoke, he retreated, perhaps because he was too tired, his center of gravity was unstable, and he almost fell.
Niu Cannon hurriedly went to help, and said gratefully: "Mr. Bai is tired, your life for a few years can't be in vain, I don't have the ability to repay it, so I'll give you a big red envelope, don't think I'm cold." ”
Mr. Bai stood firm, wiped his sweat, and said, "This...... I shouldn't have asked for a big red envelope, but if I don't want it, Boss Niu will be upset, okay, I'll accept the red envelope, but I'm not carrying my own pocket, I'll donate it when I go back, so that I can get back a year and a half of life. ”
Niu Cannon took out an envelope from his bag, and judging by the thickness, it should have contained a lot of money. Yang Shi noticed that everyone's eyes were staring at the bag, and there seemed to be a rather thick envelope in the bag.
Mr. Bai took the envelope, clenched his fists and said, "The matter is over, then I won't stay longer, if there is something, Boss Niu, you will still beat me ...... electric "
Before the words of the phone came out of Mr. Bai's mouth, someone suddenly laughed out loud, this person's voice is really rich, listening to this sound, people can feel that this person is a person with a certain foundation.
People were about to hear the sound to see who was laughing, but they saw a man doing several front flips out of the column, laughing as he turned.
Immediately, that person is full of flesh and fat, and he is still a big fat man, such a fat person can move so flexibly, and he is really not a simple person.
The big fat man said, "It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous!" Boss Niu, I really can't stand it! ”
Niu Cannon asked, "Teacher Zhang, I don't know what's ridiculous?" What is it that keeps you from watching? ”
Teacher Fat Zhang said: "I go to the underworld to step on somersaults, how many years have I been a horse fairy, for ghosts, the most powerful spell is to borrow the hand of King Li of Tota, the evil ghost is pressed under the Linglong Pagoda for a short time, I have never heard of ghosts can still be killed, this is really a strange talk through the ages!" It's ridiculous, someone does something in the torn clothes, and he appears as a ghost, it's really a trick, I can't stand it, don't blame me for speaking too straight! ”
Mr. Bai, the pigtailed man, had an ugly face, and his sharp voice shouted even sharper, as if he was about to stimulate your eardrums, he said: "Please don't comment on other Taoism as you get off the horse fairy, as the saying goes, the Tao is different, don't conspire with each other, you will only go to the incense and ask the gods, you have no mana, you are away from God, hehe, just an ordinary person, don't think I speak too straight, clear-eyed, this title, you can't count!" ”
Teacher Fat Zhang laughed and said: "The more people with weak hearts, the higher they shout, this is your theory, brother, you have a weak heart!" ”
Mr. Bai shouted, jumped out of the column, raised his hands above his head, his hands were eagle claws, his body was low, and he glared and said, "Big fat man, you can try to say a few more words!" Believe it or not, I beat your three souls and seven souls, beat you into a vegetative person, the result of that dress just now, is your result, I'm not scaring you, if I tell me what I did back then, I will scare you into breaking the guts, I see that you are also running the rivers and lakes, it is not easy, I don't want to see you in general, as the saying goes, people don't offend me, I don't offend people, if people offend me, I will do the opposite, big fat man, you are still honest, honest people, walk in the world, will make friends, there is a song that is good, it is difficult to find friends, there are more friends to walk, See each other with sincerity, sincerity is spiritual, let us be friends from now on, speaking of friends, there is a song, friends, friends, do you think of me, if you are enjoying happiness, please forget me, friends, friends......"
"I can't take it anymore!" Mr. Fat Zhang airsomed forward, stepped on Mr. Bai's face, Mr. Bai fell to the ground and almost fainted, got up in a daze, pushed forward with both hands, and said: "As the saying goes, a gentleman moves his mouth, but he doesn't move his hands, these ancient sayings cannot be violated, and the ancient proverbs can be passed down to this day, it must have been after countless arguments, don't believe it......"
Teacher Zhang flipped over again, Mr. Bai grabbed the person next to him and dragged him forward, using others as a shield, the person who was dragged was the short blind man, the short blind man was not in a hurry, raised his legs high on the spot, and held up the flying foot of Mr. Zhang, his feet faced the surface of his feet, Mr. Zhang was bounced back by this kick, and he flipped back and took a step back.
But the short blind man did not move at all, and his concentration was by no means ordinary.
Mr. Bai said, "Takefu! Takeo Ichisuke! Boss Niu invited us not to compete with anyone's kung fu, but to compare who can kill the devil! Oops! Mr. Bai fell down in the sound of "oops", and it turned out that the short blind man in front of him kicked him with a roundabout kick and stunned him, which was revenge for the shield.
The short blind man said: "This kind of open-mouthed person, Boss Niu, you also give him a big red envelope?" Boss Niu, you are too unassertive, it's not who says he's a master, he's a master, it's not who says he's a clear eye, he's a clear eye, in fact, he's a liar, scum! ”
Teacher Zhang couldn't listen to it, pointed to the nose of the short blind man and asked, "What do you mean, you, who are you referring to Sang scolding Huai, there is a kind of who you are talking about?" ”
The short blind man hurriedly said, "Don't get me wrong! I'm not talking about you, Mr. Zhang......"
Teacher Zhang snorted and said, "Guess you don't dare to talk about me!" ”
The short blind man smiled and said, "No, no, no, I'm really not talking about Teacher Zhang, what I'm saying is that except for Boss Niu, everyone present is scum!" ”
What a big breath! This is clearly looking for something to do, and I want to pick a group!
Teacher Zhang did a somersault at the short blind man, Master Tie Guan slammed his crutches at him, and a big bald head with big earlobes bowed his head towards him. Fortunately, Yang Shan pulled Lang Si, otherwise Lang Si's violent temper really wanted to join in the fun.
The short blind man fought in one against three in the temple.
This is a big deal for the cow cannon, he can't stop it, and he is at a loss for what to do.
Yang Shan noticed that among the six people, only one mustache stood there without saying a word, with one hand behind his back and the other hand touching his mustache, with a very leisurely expression, as if he was watching a play.
The four of them fought for a few rounds, and the iron crutch master fell first, his crutch was broken, then the big bald head covered his head and fainted, and finally Mr. Zhang, who fell on all fours.
The short blind man pointed to Yang Shanlang and Bazihu, and said, "You three don't go up, do you admit that you are scum?" ”
He touched his beard and said: "In the year of Kangxi, the Taoist 'Fan Tianxuan' visited the whole country and combined with a variety of thaumaturgical schools of ethnic minorities to create ' Dongwu Huang Xuan', is a kind of martial arts and occult perfect fusion, practice Dongwu Huang Xuan, not only to strengthen the body, but also to strengthen the soul and defend the soul, to reach a certain realm, can perceive the ghosts and gods with the naked eye, unfortunately, I didn't expect to be almost lost in the Republic of China, now, I thought it would slowly get attention, but I didn't expect that the people of Dongwu Huang Xuan, will see money so important, I am really worried about the future of Dongbu Huang Xuan, and will soon withdraw from the stage of history......"
The short blind man was stunned for a moment, and he was not so angry, and he said, "You...... You...... How do you tell, how do you know? ”
Bazi Hu didn't answer the short blind man, he smiled slightly, and said to Niu Cannon: "Boss Niu, do you want to know who moved the old man's coffin?" ”
Niu Cannon said: "Of course I do! ”
Hu Chong shouted at the corpse under the statue: "Eh! Old man! You're still lying down, it's time to get up! ”
These words made people confused, which one is this singing?
Just as everyone looked at each other, the corpse, which was covered with a white cloth, suddenly sat up slowly.