"Holy! Cheated corpse! ”

Lang Si shouted, grabbed Yang Shirt and wanted to run out.

But he heard the eight-character Hu Gege laugh and said: "What kind of corpse, do you think it's a dead person lying there?" ”

It was really in the clouds and fog, Lang Si was confused, and he said in surprise: "Not a dead person? What do you mean, the old man is not dead? But I saw him die for myself! ”

Bazi Hu shouted at the corpse: "Goof, don't make ghosts anymore, don't play the corpse and don't show feelings, it's really sluggish, but it's troublesome." ”

The corpse raised his arm and lifted the white cloth, this person was really Niu Shaojun, but there was no blood on his face and hands, it was dark and dark, and he looked like a zombie.

Niu Cannon's accent floated, and he said, "Dad, Dad, you, you, ...... alive"

Niu Shaojun stood up, hugged his fists and saluted Niu Cannon, and then saluted to Bazi Hu, and spoke: "I introduce myself, my name is Huo Lingyun, a disciple of Hebei Chisel Sect, this is polite!" ”

If you don't say it, it's enough, and when you say it's not Niu Shaojun's accent at all, Niu Cannon opened his round eyes and asked, "You're not my father!" How...... How do you look the same as my dad? ”

Without waiting for Huo Lingyun to explain, he said nonsense: "Boss Niu, this is the exclusive skill of the chisel gate, the disguise technique!" ”

Huo Lingyun nodded, turned his back, and grabbed his head and face with both hands, as if he was going to tear off something, but it didn't seem to be so easy, he could hear the strange sound of bars when he ripped off something, and when he turned around again, his face was no longer Niu Shaojun's face, but a tough and sunny young face, looking less than thirty years old, with double eyelids and a high nose, very energetic. Looking at his hands again, holding a bunch of wigs and cheeks, people feel very uncomfortable after looking at it, and they want to vomit. He then placed the wig on a white cloth and wrapped it in a roll.

Niu Cannon was shocked by this disguise technique, he had only seen and heard about the disguise technique in TV and novels, and he didn't think that there would be such bizarre kung fu in real life, he didn't want to, he saw it today, he was surprised at the same time, he couldn't help but wonder, he asked: "You, how do you pretend to be my father?" You moved the coffin? Hiding the bones? ”

Huo Lingyun said: "I don't know how to explain it, I can only be regarded as taking other people's money and doing things for others." ”

Niu Cannon said, "You mean, someone arranged for you to disguise yourself as when my father died, and to lie in this temple as a dead person?" ”

Huo Lingyun nodded.

Niu Cannon asked, "Who is it?" Who told you to do this? ”

Huo Lingyun said: "She asked me to tell you that her name is Niu Guangyan. ”

"It's the old lady!" Niu Cannon's sister is called Niu Guangyan, he has 100,000 reasons in his heart at the moment and wants to ask his sister, he can't wait, he immediately took out his mobile phone and called his sister Niu Guangyan.

passed, everyone thought that Niu Cannon would question Niu Guangyan angrily, but I didn't expect Niu Cannon's tone to be a little coquettish, he said: "Sister, why do you always tease me, don't play like this, I'm really angry this time!" Believe it or not, I'll cut off my sister-brother relationship with you! ”

Niu Guangyan's reply, others couldn't hear it clearly, only to see the cow cannon "hum", and then "hum", and then laughed and said, "You just keep leading your brother Niu nose...... What? Where to? Just listen to the command of this kid named Huo Lingyun? Sister, he's not your little white face, he's running over me...... Okay, good...... What's that called, my brother is still very obedient! Hehe......"

Listening to Niu Cannon and his elder sister on the phone, Yang Shirt thought to himself, they all said that their sister and brother fought for the inheritance, and the relationship was inseparable, but judging from their conversation today, it was all rumors, and the younger brother still listened to his sister's words very much, it seems that the fact that Niu Cannon took over the convoy was snatched from Niu Guangyan's hands, a little undeniable. There is no way, there is no shortage of rumor-mongers in the world.

Niu Cannon hung up the phone, sighed, and said: "Everyone, everyone, it's all my fault, this time the old sister deliberately corrected me, everyone may have heard some rumors, saying how I and my sister disagreed, in fact, this is really groundless, just not noisy, but just my brother was scolded by my sister, I love to spend money, so I also love money, but the money in my hand is really not enough to spend, looking for the old sister to ask for money, no way, I only know that there is no money, so I reached out to ask, the old sister finally gave me the team, but I can't control it, she always scolds me, My sister told me that if I went to my father's grave in the middle of the night, she would give me all my father's inheritance......"

Yang Shirt sounded very strange, why did his elder sister arrange this kind of thing for him?

Niu Cannon continued: "I don't understand why the old lady tested me like this, I don't have much courage, but for the sake of life, for money, I went to the grave in the middle of the night, and when I got to the grave, I called the old sister to ask for merit, and the mobile phone sent the location, but the old sister called back and asked me to dig the grave!" No way! How can this do such a thing, but the old lady asked me to look around for something, and I found a shovel, and the old lady said, dig quickly, speed! I know that my sister has always done things right, so I'll dig, I'll rely on it! Digging to the end, the old lady asked me to open the coffin lid, I cried at the time, really, tears, I cried to the coffin and said, my dear father, why did you give birth to such an old lady, I can't help it, hit the small, she asked me to go east, I dare not go west, Dad, you cheated the corpse for a while, don't strangle me, I worked hard, and finally opened the coffin lid, but the inside was empty, I reported the situation to the old sister, the old sister said that there was an evil thing here, let me go to this temple, at that time the sky was already dark, as soon as I entered this temple, I saw my father's corpse at the foot of the statue, and I hurriedly reported to my sister, so my sister asked me to invite a more famous clear-eyed person, who came here today to see evil things, I thought there was really an evil thing, but I didn't expect that all of them were ghosts made by my sister! ”

"It turned out that the old sister had already taken out her father's coffin, deliberately put an empty coffin, and deliberately deceived me to invite a clear-eyed person, she did this to try to find out which clear-eyed people are masters, in order to be more real, I was afraid that I would show my feet when I invited someone, so even I lied, her purpose is to ask an excellent clear-eyed person to escort my father's coffin, to a place called the tea demon in Xiangxi, of course, it will not be given away in vain, and the hard work fee is 200,000!"

The short blind man smiled from ear to ear, thinking that he was sure that he was the best, and he said, "Boss Niu, what do you think...... Who is excellent? ”

Niu Cannon said: "I don't count this, my sister said that the power of the election lies in his Huo Lingyun's mouth, he said that whoever can go, then who can take the money." Moreover, Huo Lingyun led the way in the future. ”

Everyone looked at the relatively sunny and tough Huo Lingyun.

Huo Lingyun said: "Okay, then I'll talk about who I think is more appropriate." He raised his hand and pointed to a man.