The monkey master is as uncomfortable as eating now, his whole leg is fixed, and he can barely walk, and now he even has to leave half an hour in advance to go to the toilet outside, just like going through the security check on a plane. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The tassels were boiling a pot of rhizomes of unknown plants in a large pot, and the smell of Chinese medicine echoed in the hut, and even the centipedes that had spent the winter in the corner were smoked out.

"Wow! Sent it. ”

The tassel was ecstatic and grabbed the black centipede and put it into his gourd, then turned his head and said to the monkey master with excitement on his face: "Chuxin, Master taught you, this centipede is a good thing to heal, a holy product for relieving inflammation and curing sores." ”

Master Monkey turned his head sideways, not even wanting to her. But Tassel didn't care at all, she hummed a song and kept stirring the pot of sticky matter like dung with a wooden spoon.

"Chuxin, wait for this, you will have to apply half externally and half internally, and Master promises to heal your leg in two months!"

The monkey master was stunned for a moment, his eyes stared at the pot, and he raised his head in despair for a while: "Take it internally?" ”

"Hmm!" Tassel nodded vigorously: "You have to bear with it, just bear with it." After noon, Master will go hunt some meat for you. ”

The monkey master is about to cry, who is he? That's the king of the world, okay, even if you face the star spirit queen, you can't be scared, but what...... But now he is being fiddled with like a doll by such a mentally retarded woman, and he really feels like a dead heart.

"The original heart, the original heart. When your leg is healed, Master will teach you skills, and then you will go out for Master to walk the rivers and lakes and become famous all over the world. When Tassel spoke, his eyes were full of longing: "When the time comes, our master and apprentice will have a reputation for chivalry and righteousness!" ”

"Why don't you go yourself?"

Tassel was stunned for a moment, thought for a while, and then didn't answer this question, and began to look left and right to talk to him: "Chuxin, do you still hurt now?" Don't worry, the medicine will be cured soon. ”

She didn't answer, and the monkey didn't bother to ask, so he couldn't move anyway, so he leaned against the corner and squinted his eyes to sleep. Tell the truth...... The monkey master really can't beat this girl now, if she wants to put it in the past, she still dares to break her legs? A slap from the monkey can slap her to the center of the galaxy.

After a while, he was gently shaken awake by the tassel, between which he was holding a bowl of-yellow paste in his hand, which exuded a pungent smell.

"The beginner is good, Master knows it's not delicious, but you must eat it obediently." Tassel scooped up a spoonful of-like things, put it to his mouth to blow it cold, and then fed it to the monkey's mouth: "Open your mouth, ah! ”

The monkey lord tilted his head, looking lifeless, like a dead man, letting the tassel feed him feces. The taste of things is no longer important, the important thing is that the monkey master feels that he has no hope, since he is a waste person, he must have the consciousness of a waste person.

"That's good." After feeding the tassel, he patted the monkey master with satisfaction: "I gave you medicine, you endure a little pain." ”

The monkey master didn't say a word, and the feeling of the residue in his mouth made him want to vomit, but he forced himself not to vomit, because it was already disgusting enough to eat it, and if he vomited it again...... The picture is too beautiful to think.

Not to mention, after this-like thing was smeared on the monkey master's leg, there was a cold and moisturizing feeling from his hot fracture. This made the monkey master, who had been swelling and aching all day long, breathe a sigh of relief and shiver comfortably.

"Comfortable! This is what the master picked from the Great Snow Mountain, a total of sixteen medicines, but it's troublesome. If you want to put it outside, it's hard to find, and you can exchange it for a room full of sesame cakes! ”

"Is your measure of value based on sesame cakes?" The monkey master squinted at the tassel: "What about your family?" You're not very old, how can you live alone in this kind of place. ”

Tassel choked again on his question, and silence came suddenly. Although she was smiling, she was really smiling a little reluctantly...... And this time, she didn't even change the topic, she just didn't speak.

"Forget it, don't talk about it." The monkey master sighed: "I really convince you, to be honest, you are the first person who can toss me so badly." ”

"Hey, it's not a small tone at a young age. When you see the rivers and lakes in the future, you will know that you will have to suffer a lot. “

In this way, the monkey spent the first two months of his arrival here in this small hut, and in these two months, he basically did not have meat to eat, but the tassel suddenly squatted in the corner and ate the cassava dug in the mountains, looking pitiful. Later, the monkey master couldn't stand it anymore, and told the tassel with a very arrogant attitude that he couldn't eat so much, and after giving so much, he would have to pour it, and the tassel could be regarded as getting a few bites of meat to eat.

What can I do if I encounter this kind of stupid person, especially this kind of person who is obviously good at personal ability but is a stupid person, this is really no way to do it.

In the process of recuperating in these two months, the tassel went out to hunt during the day to change the family, and taught the monkey master various formulas at night.

Although the beating is not heavy, but it is also quite embarrassing, you must know that with the heart of the monkey master, let him be educated by a teenage girl while smoking the board while ****, this shame is far more serious than reciting those strange mantras.

So he didn't have a move, so he could only memorize it. Although this monkey master has no ability, but his brain is highly developed, as long as he gets serious, the degree of academic dominance can definitely make people stunned, so Tassel plans to let him memorize the mantra in a month, and he only needs half an hour to memorize it backwards.

At first, Tassel would burst into tears of joy because she had picked up a god apprentice, but later she was even numb, and even began to add tasks to the monkey master, that is, to breathe and exhale according to the way on the formula......

After starting this project, the suffering of the monkey master began, you must know that the breathing and breathing are very relaxing, and the monkey's heart is not here, so he often falls asleep while spitting. But under normal circumstances, as long as he is asleep, what awaits him is a handful of snow suddenly stuffed into his clothes or a slap on his ass.

After a few frightenings, the monkey master really had a hard time, so he had to start breathing seriously for two hours, and it lasted for two months.

In two months, the monkey master was fat twice when he first came, and he looked like he had a little muscle, and the hair on his head was neatly arranged, which made him look like a half-sized man, although the clothes were still made of rags, but he also looked like a handsome man. (To be continued.) )