"Chuxin, come down and take a look. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The monkey master, who had removed the bandage and splints, carefully stepped on the ground with his injured foot, although the foot was still a little weak, but he could no longer feel the pain.

He carefully adjusted his strength, and then took a few steps and a few more steps in the open space in front of the hut.

"Hooray!!!

Before the monkey master was happy, his cheap master had already jumped up with joy! even hugged the monkey master and swayed back and forth, the monkey master is not as tall as her now, and his head is just up to her chest, so he almost didn't suffocate the monkey master to death.

"Don't let go of the dead ball again." The monkey master struggled to push away the tassel: "You are a little heavy, please trouble you." ”

"Oh...... Master is happy. Tassel bit his lip and looked at the monkey master with satisfaction: "Chuxin, you adapt to it for two days first." Then, I'm going to officially teach you the Immortal Law. ”

"Immortal law?"

The monkey master was stunned: "What immortal law?" You never told me. ”

"You don't know?" Tassel looked at the monkey suspiciously, as if looking at an alien: "Okay, it must be frostbitten in the brain." Then let the teacher tell you. ”

From the tassel mouth, the monkey master probably knows the world setting of this world. The high-martial world, the absolute high-martial world, here is like those fairy novels, there are countless so-called immortals, each of them occupies the mountain as the king, and establishes large and small sects. Among these sects, there are sword sects like tassels, as well as those that do not rely on tools and spells, and there are also instrument sects that rely on various magic weapons.

These people, known as the immortals, each occupied a piece of land, and relied on the tribute of ordinary people to sustain their daily use, and in turn they would protect the people under their rule.

It can be said that this world has replaced the concept of the country with a sect, and the so-called government has existed in name only, although there is still an emperor, but basically like the Queen of England, being a mascot is almost the same, and there is no real power at all.

So since it is the same as the country, the so-called immortals are not so high-spirited. It feels like the Xianxia novels that the monkey master often reads, what kind of murder and treasure grabbing are not too ordinary, and even formed a so-called axiom of the jungle. In addition to looting treasures, there is also looting people, territories, and cultivation treasures. Once the victorious sect is established, the people under the rule of the defeated sect will forcibly believe in their own sect, not only to give offerings, but also to send out potential children in the family. Generally, they have to be sent at the age of three or four, which is basically equivalent to forcibly separating the flesh and blood of the family and not recognizing each other, okay......

Is this a cultivation of immortals? Shouldn't cultivating immortals be a high-wind festival of "love faith, don't believe in rolling, don't disturb my ascension"? It's a mountain bandit, a horse thief, a pirate!

"What about you?"

"Me, my dream is to build a sect that is different from them!" Tassel stood in front of the waterfall, his eyes shining into the distance: "Above the mountains and clouds, there is a lonely palace, and idlers are not allowed to enter." The disciples in the sect all take the demon defense path as their own responsibility, take the support of justice as the foundation, do not seek money, do not seek the powerful, only seek the path of immortality! ”

"Good, good, good idea." The monkey master clapped his hands casually, and then looked back at the thatched hut that was almost in danger: "Just rely on this?" ”

"You! Apprentice! Tassel's eyes continued to shine: "Let's master and apprentice work together to complete it!" ”

"Huh? Ha...... Haha......" The monkey master laughed dryly: "Okay...... It's good if you're happy. ”

"Then you agreed? Good Lat! You breathe here first, and then go and get you something to eat! ”

After speaking, she summoned her sword and galloped away, but the country tune she sang stayed in the ears of the monkey master: "There is a female girl over there, wearing a flower on her head, wearing silk yarn on her body, pinching her willow waist, walking to Dolis, I think of her in my heart, I read her in my mouth, this lovesickness is ......"

"mentally retarded ......"

The monkey master stayed in place, walked back and forth two steps, and then found that his feet were really good. The next moment, the thought of running away immediately crossed his mind, and the thought flashed for a moment, then reviewed frequently, and finally took over his entire heart.

But just as he was about to make a plan to escape, a big fish suddenly burst out of the small river next to him and splashed in the river with a crisp sound.

"? There are fish! ”

The monkey master is a big-hearted man, and when he saw the fat mandarin fish, he immediately put aside the escape, ran back to the house, took out a wooden sword with a tassel for him, pulled up his trousers and walked into the water......

"The first heart! What are you doing?! ”

When he was inserting the fish happily, the tassel suddenly sounded behind him with a stern reprimand, he turned his head, pointed to the fire not far from the tassel and the sizzling mandarin fish hanging next to the fire, and then continued to wait intently for the stupid fish to swim past him.

"Chuxin, your legs can't get close to the cold water, come up!"

Tassel held a cooked fish and ate it while sternly educating the monkey master: "If you don't come up again, the master will punish you!" ”

"Don't eat in your mouth until you say that next time." The monkey master walked ashore with a wooden sword hanging from a fish: "There is no momentum at all." ”

Tassel rolled his eyes, pulled a thorn out of his mouth with his hand and threw it aside: "Did you talk to Master like this?" ”

"Ouch, you eat yours honestly." The monkey master didn't want to pay attention to her, and skillfully handled the fish with a knife: "Go and watch the fish, don't let it bake." ”

"Oh......" Tassel was very obedient, nodded and walked to the fire, but she quickly reacted, threw the remaining fish head aside, and crossed her hands on her waist: "Little thing, how dare you talk to Master like this!" I have to teach you a lesson today, and I'll clean up the portal in the future! ”

As soon as the words fell, she rushed up and picked up the monkey master, then picked up a branch and began to pump the monkey master's ass......

Unwarranted Plague...... Nothing to blame...... The monkey master couldn't resist the strength of this stupid master at all, and he was whipped like a big fish......

"it...... You're crazy! It's going to hurt, stop it! ”

The monkey master shouted while twisting, but the more he shouted like this, the harder the tassel was pumped, and he shouted what to say while pumping back, "There is no respect for the elders, no rudeness!" It is the master's people who are lost, and the people of the sect who are lost! ”。

As a thorn in the head, of course the monkey master will not give in easily......

“…… I was wrong, let it go...... I ......" the monkey master was beaten and was about to cry: "You are my father." ”

"That's pretty much it." Tassel put down the monkey master with tears in his eyes, and then stood there whining and crying.

"Lying ...... I'm beaten, you're crying! ”

The monkey master was stunned, he couldn't understand this girl's thinking circuit at all, okay, obviously he was spanked and flowered, this girl cried and cried.

"The original intention, does it hurt?"

The tassel squatted in front of the monkey master and reached out to touch the monkey master's buttocks......

"Okay, okay, I don't hurt ......" The monkey master decisively dodged: "You old Ansheng, let me live." ”

"It's the master who is not good, the master shouldn't have beaten you." Tassel cried even more: "But Master can't see you become unruly...... I ......"

"Alright, I got it." The monkey master sighed: "I'm fine, you hurry up and eat fish, please." ”

"Are you alright?"

"It's all right!"

"Oh......" Tassel wiped a handful of tears: "Master cooks for you, you wait." ”

The monkey master can't cry or laugh, he can't cry or laugh......

When cooking, the monkey master just looked at the waterfall directly, and suddenly made up his mind that he must run! But at this time, the tassel's voice came out from inside: "Chuxin, you must not run around." Here are deep mountains and old forests, and the nearest town is 3,500 miles, and there are brain rot and bears in the mountains. ”

Wait a minute! Three thousand five hundred miles!

After the monkey master's careful and meticulous reasoning, he deduced that these three thousand five hundred miles are about equivalent to more than one thousand two hundred kilometers! 1,200 kilometers aaaaa It's less than 1,200 kilometers from Beijing to Nanjing! And there's brain rot! Brain rot?

"What is brain rot?" The monkey master turned sideways and asked, "What new species?" ”

"Big cat, howling. There is a king's in his forehead. Tassel took out the hot cake: "Haven't you seen brain rot?" ”

"Damn......" The monkey master scolded secretly: "That's called a tiger!" ”

"yes, brain rot."

Well, brain rot is brain rot. Your old accent is very strong, and when you hear it, you are a Fulan person......

After dinner, the monkey master's evening class began, daily spitting, reviewing mantras, and stretching muscles and bones before going to bed...... But it didn't take long, because the tassel would say to the monkey master at eight o'clock in the evening, "The original intention, it's not early today, and I'll practice tomorrow."

So, is it true that ancient people like them rested at sunset? It's not too early at eight o'clock.,The monkey was still playing the game at eight o'clock.,Okay.。

But there is no way, there is a stupid person in charge of it, she has summed up the whole world as the same as herself...... The monkey master suddenly felt that his life was so gloomy, so gloomy.

Of course, sometimes when the monkey master can't sleep, he will also take advantage of the moonlight to go outside the house and sit quietly, just like he used to be, thinking about what to do. But most of the time there would be a piece of clothing draped over his back, and then the stupid master would sit next to him and not say a word.

Of course, Master Monkey could see from her eyes that this stupid Bai Tian really didn't think about anything! The back of her head can be seen directly from her eyes, okay!

"Alas, you've been here all along? I saw many scratches on the big stone at the back of the house, and I counted them, and there were five thousand three hundred, fourteen years. You've lived here for fourteen years? How old are you! ”

"Huh?"

Looking at the tassel with a confused face, the monkey master sighed silently: "It's okay, you continue." (To be continued.) )