303 Heavy rain

When Yang Shan heard the eunuch, he asked curiously: "Where is the eunuch written?" ”

The sect leader said: "It was written that Yang Yi entered the secret passage of Mu Zailong's house, because he reached out to reach the gem on the top of the passage, and stepped down, as for whether he died or not, the author did not explain, anyway, in the future, the author did not write a word. ”

Yang Shirt was shocked, isn't this the process of him shuttling back, how could this be?

Officer Fang said: "I guess the protagonist will definitely not die, otherwise, the story would not have to be written." ”

The sect leader said, "That must be dead, otherwise, how could you not write it!" ”

Lang Si said: "Don't fight between the two of you, what's the point, whether it's dead or alive, it's not all in the hands of the author, if you two are eager to know what is going on, just go directly to the author!" As he spoke, he looked at Yang Shan, but found that Yang Xie seemed to have lost his soul.

"Little goat, are you alright?" Lang Si asked.

Yang Shan shook his head but said, "How can this be!" Uncle Lang, how could that author write such a plot? ”

Lang Si touched Yang Shan's brow and said, "There's no mistake!" Are you having a fever and being stupid? Haven't you seen that too! ”

Yang Shan's eyes widened and said, "I've seen it too?" ”

Lang Si pointed in one direction and said: "That's it, why is Niu Cannon called Cannon, it's not because there happens to be a surname Niu in it, called Cannon, the two of us gave him a nickname, it's called Niu Cannon, Niu Cannon is even more obsessed with that, all copied from the computer, printed into paper, this time out of the car to run a long distance, haven't you just been holding that book and been reading, and it's quite fascinating, you forgot?" Fell in a tunnel, had a broken head, and forgot all about it? ”

After listening to Langsi's words, for Yang Shan, it was undoubtedly an atomic bomb explosion, and Yang Shi felt that his head was banging all of a sudden, and he was almost gone.

Yang Shan thought to himself, if this situation is followed, then everything I have experienced is fake? I passed out in a coma and had a dream? And this dream is because I watched the death and came back to life, and I turned myself into the master, and I acted out in the dream according to the plot? And I can't tell the real from the fake!

"Are you alright?" Lang Si pushed Yang Shirt and felt that Yang Shirt's state was a little unpleasant.

The leader said: "Okay, okay, it's time for us to go downhill, the so-called, it's easy to go up the mountain, it's hard to go down, we must pay attention to our feet, the road in the mountain is not easy to walk." ”

Officer Fang cautiously followed, but Lang Si saw that Yang Shirt was unnatural, Yang Shirt didn't step on his foot steadily, and almost fell, but Lang Si hugged him in time.

Lang Si said with concern: "Little goat, what's wrong with you?" Is it physically exhausted? No, I'll carry you on all sides! ”

Yang Shan looked at Lang Si and bent down in front of him, he was a little moved, he said in his heart, Yang Shan, it's useless for you to think about anything now, what are you dreaming? There is still another reason, I will talk about it later, now you must cheer up and speed up to keep up with everyone, the life and death of the cow cannon is uncertain, and it cannot be delayed any longer.

"Uncle Lang," Yang Shan's whole person suddenly became full of energy, and he said, "Uncle Lang, you don't have to worry about me, I was thinking about that just now, and now I don't want to, I'll follow you!" ”

Lang Si smiled and said, "That's right, go, with the spirit, it's not a matter of going over a few special mountains!" ”

The sect leader laughed in front of him, cleared his throat, and said, "Walking in such a comfortable mountain, just opening your mouth to chat, it's not enough, at this time, how can you sing mountain songs!" ”

Officer Fang also smiled, wiped his sweat, and said, "Yo, the leader of the Lala Sect, can you also sing mountain songs?" I thought you were going to sing the church song of Lala! ”

Lang Si said: "Mountain songs are very difficult to sing, if you sing well, you will enjoy it, if you can't sing it well, you will be struck by lightning!" ”

Yang Shan's state is much better, and he can be ridiculed at this time, he blended into everyone's atmosphere, and said: "Uncle Lang, if you can't sing well, why is it that you are struck by thunder?" ”

Lang Si explained: "The mountain song and the mountain song, the singing is ugly, it is disrespectful to the mountain, the mountain god is angry, and he will definitely condemn the master, and the leader will be struck by lightning and killed by lightning!" ”

"!" The sect leader said, "I have the protection of the god Lara, even if I am struck by lightning, the thunder can only be crooked, and it will split you on all four heads!" ”

Everyone in the group laughed.

"Sing, sing, I love to listen to mountain songs!" Officer Fang urged.

The sect leader then walked down slowly, puffed up his chest and said, "Then everyone should be quiet, listen to your ears......

The people behind quieted down, just waiting for the sect leader to show his singing voice and sing an authentic mountain song.

The leader sang, "Just crossed a few mountains, hey! A few more rivers crossed, roar! It's rugged and bumpy, why is it so much, my grandson is gone! Go to your mountain is more dangerous and the water is more evil, you have encountered difficulties, you have suffered hardships, and you have walked out of a wide and wide avenue! Hey! you, the mountain is more dangerous, the water is more evil......"

Officer Fang stared straight, only to hear Lang Si scolding from behind: "What kind of danger!" Go what evil! your second uncle! Master, are you singing a mountain song? You think you're Brother Monkey! ”

Yang Shan couldn't help laughing, sat down, and couldn't walk with a smile.

The sect leader turned around and said, "Where is this not a mountain song, in the song I sing, is there no mountain and no water?" ”

Officer Fang made a stop gesture and said, "Okay, okay, sect leader, you better stop singing, I'm afraid you will offend the mountain god." ”

The sect leader waved his hand and said, "If you don't worry about it, don't worry about it, what's wrong with offending the mountain god, it's a big deal to be struck by lightning, it's okay, let the thunder smash down!" ”

Lang Si said loudly: "Come on! Sect Master, we are not afraid that you will be struck by lightning, we are afraid that the mountain god will slant the thunder and slash us on our heads! ”

As he was talking, a burst of thunder sounded in the sky, deafening!

"it!" Lang Si learned Wukong's gestures, looked up with his backhand, looked at the sky, and said to the sect leader, "Second Senior Brother, you seem to have really offended the mountain god, and the weather will change!" ”

The sect leader's expression was not very good, and he said, "Don't tease me, if I can alarm God by singing a song, then I will be rich!" ”

Officer Fang asked, "How do you say this?" ”

The leader said: "How simple is this, where there is a drought and no rain, just spend money to invite me to sing, as soon as I sing, the rain will fall, do you say I am going to get rich!" And it's not a small fortune, it's a cross-international fortune! You can tour the world ......"

Before he finished speaking, the sky crackled and rained like beans.

"Wow!"