304 Mountain Insurance
The rain is pouring down, and it will fall when it is said.
The four of them were really in a hurry, and there were no tall trees to shelter from the wind and rain, so they could only speed up their pace and hurry down the mountain, but the rain was fierce, and the hillside was extremely slippery and steep in an instant, and the feet were all slippery mud.
At this time, Yang Shirt slipped with one foot, shouted ah, and fell, this fall, he couldn't help himself, and went straight down.
Lang Si suffered, was rolled to the feet of Yang Shan, he also fell and rolled down, this roll, rolled to the feet of Officer Fang, Officer Fang reacted in time, flashed aside, he bent down and wanted to pull Lang Si, but he didn't want to, not only failed to pull Lang Si, but was connected, and accidentally fell up.
As soon as the sect leader turned around, he secretly screamed: "Is there a mistake!" Roll it all down! I ...... too."
Poof! Officer Fang rolled the sect leader down, and for a while, all four people rolled down from the mountain, their bodies were soaked with mud, and the exclamations came and went.
"Where are you, little goat?" shouted in the middle of the waves.
Yang Shirt said: "I don't know, Uncle Lang, I only feel that the sky is not turning, and I can't see anything clearly, I only know that I have been rolling down!" ”
Lang Si heard that Yang Shirt had already rolled under him, and he said: "Don't worry about the little goat, I'll try to get faster, catch up with you, and find a way to block you when the time comes!" ”
"It's useless, this slope is steep and slippery, and we can't stop at all, unless we roll into a big tree and are forced to stop, and we want to stop ourselves, it's impossible!" Isn't it, Officer Fang? ”
However, no one responded.
"Officer Fang? Are you so fast? The leader asked.
"I'll go!" Lang Si said, "Could it be that Officer Fang is rolling faster than all of us?" ”
As he was talking, Lang Si suddenly felt a strong force pulling him, and in an instant, he stopped rolling, and there were countless stars flying in front of him, he couldn't see it himself, his eyes were rolling, and he couldn't help but wonder: "Has it fallen to the bottom of the mountain and died?" ”
At this time, he heard Officer Fang's voice, and Officer Fang said, "It's really dead, can you still speak consciously?" ”
Lang Si closed his eyes, patted his head, and became much more awake, he opened his eyes, only to find that he was lying on the slope of the mountain, he turned his head to look, it turned out to be Officer Fang pulling his clothes with one hand.
And there was a big stone on Officer Fang's waist, Lang Si understood now, Officer Fang rolled into a big stone, forcing himself to stop, he saw Lang Si rolling past him, and made a timely move to grab Lang Si.
Officer Fang shouted: "Brother Langsi, look up at it, you have to catch it!" ”
Lang Si looked up and saw that Yang Shirt was about to roll over the side, he hurriedly stretched out his hand, grabbed Yang Shirt's clothes, and sneered, Yang Shirt finally stopped rolling down.
"Why don't you talk anymore? Are they rolling so fast? ”
The Sect Master's voice came from above, and he rolled over from Officer Fang's feet.
"I'm in the way!" Officer Fang gritted his teeth, roared, and grabbed the sect leader's neck with a move of scissors and feet, and the sect leader was also stopped and rescued by Officer Fang.
The sect leader coughed several times, he came back to his senses, looked at Officer Fang, Lang Si and Yang Shan, hehe actually smiled, he said, "I didn't expect us to be quite interesting!" Officer, did you roll on the rock, did you go to the rock, or did you just go up to the stone? ”
Officer Fang opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything for a long time, the rain hit his face, he looked haggard, and he was about to close his mouth, but he saw him vomit a mouthful of blood.
This frightened the other three.
Yang Shi asked anxiously, "Uncle Fang, what's wrong with you?" ”
Officer Fang said weakly: "I, I had already hit the stone violently, causing the qi in my lungs to go out of breath, and I haven't recovered yet, and I eagerly stopped Lang Si and the sect leader, so I counted the anger and vomited blood!" Oops, what a lung pain! As he spoke, his expression was very uncomfortable.
Lang Si frowned solemnly, and said seriously: "It seems that Officer Fang is deeply injured internally!" What should I do, sect leader, do you have any remedies for internal injuries, you are originally a cult, and there should be some remedies. ”
The sect leader said, "Cult? You're big! We Lala sect do not harm people and do not cheat money, how can you frame us as a cult! Tell you! I don't have a home remedy for internal injuries, I want to be cured, get a hospital! If you want to cure heart disease, I, the sect leader, can still guide you, after all, I studied psychology, alas, oh my god, it's exposed! No, no, no, I studied Lala Theology! ”
Officer Fang smiled reluctantly and said, "Don't worry too much, my internal injuries haven't reached the point where I have to go to the hospital, oops, I see, the four of us are going to be drenched in heavy rain for a while!" Hehe...... It's rare to be drenched in heavy rain once in life, since you can't hide from it, just enjoy the feeling of being drenched and soaked in the rain, it must be when you are old, it is worth recalling! ”
Yang Shan had to admire Officer Fang's optimism, the current situation was so bad, he could still laugh, it was really not something ordinary people could do.
The leader said, "Officer, you are really positive and optimistic, but have you ever heard the saying that you are born in sorrow and die in peace!" ”
Lang Si said: "I know this sentence, it is an ancient military strategist......"
"Shut up!" The sect leader interrupted Lang Si's words, "You're not finished, let me tell you, you always put any famous words and sentences on the head of other people's grandsons, and the grandsons will definitely crawl out of the ancient tomb, choke your neck with both hands, and strangle you!" ”
Lang Si was angry, and Yang Shirt persuaded: "Uncle Lang, don't be angry, I think that when you quote famous sayings in the future, don't say who said it, just say the reasonable sentence directly, that is, let others see your profundity, and avoid you from making mistakes in quoting!" ”
"Great idea!" Lang Si nodded, and then he asked the sect leader, "Then what do you mean by saying that you were born in sorrow and died in peace?" ”
The sect leader said: "The meaning of this is still unclear, just don't be happy too early, we are in the middle of the mountain, such a heavy rain, there may be mudslides at any time!" ”
Lang Si glared at him and said, "Bah, bah! You crow's mouth, rotten tongue! Just now because of you, it rained heavily, but don't invite you to the mudslide again, you will become a sinner for the ages! Leave a stench for 10,000 years! You ......"
In the middle of speaking, there was an inexplicable sound of hula from the top of their hillside, and when the four of them looked up, they couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and a large pile of stones rolled down frantically.
Yang Shi swallowed the rain and said in a daze: "I'll go to his uncle's!" Mudslide? ”