What is the state of the most ordinary human being?

In fact, it is quite sad to say, the daily life is fixed, formulaic and programmed, there is no novelty or excitement, silently, and again day by day. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

There are no those fierce and fierce nor those swords and swords, some are just trivial matters of firewood, rice, oil and salt, which are plain and ordinary on any person. But only the monkey master is full of challenges and passion when he does this.

He wasn't afraid to fight, but he didn't have a sense of what was going on in the family, and although he had been in the general population for a long time, he hadn't tried to live in human mode, the real life. Rather, it is simulated and learned in a state of logical operation.

However, when he tried to become a human being completely, he found that what he had learned before was completely useless, because he had no way to teach the monkey master how to figure out the minds of others, even if he could predict the next behavior of others, but he could never guess what was going on in the minds of another person...... But it's always so unreal.

These were things he didn't care about, but now he struggled with them.

"Why would you read this kind of book?"

When Dai Wei brought him supper, he found that the monkey master was sitting at the head of the bed and seriously looking at a chicken soup for the soul...... That's right, it's Chicken Soup for the Soul, the kind of Chicken Soup for the Soul that was popular with thieves ten years ago, but it didn't use any shit.

"Me, I'm trying to push back, what kind of mentality people like to read this kind of book." The monkey master took off his glasses: "I think their state of mind is very interesting, they have experienced physical suffering but want to use these things to numb themselves." What kind of mindset is this? ”

Dai Wei put the milk aside, sat beside the monkey master with a smile, and reached out to take his book: "What? Suddenly interested in humans? ”

"I have to figure out what I am." The monkey master said very seriously: "Each world has its unique way of working, the experience of life is different, its complexity is unpredictable by any ability, and it is impossible to be artificially controlled, when I don't care, it is not worth mentioning, but when I dig deeper to understand, I find that its complexity is even I can't quickly analyze." ”

It's a bit helpless to say this, but it's true, there are no two completely identical natural people in the world, and there can be no consistency in thinking patterns, thinking angles and personality traits.

"I've read a lot of psychology books, and I think it's all bullshit, they actually classify people, take out statistics and fool around, and feel that they have everything in control, but in fact, even the same mental illness can't have exactly the same symptoms, so I want me to say that this discipline can be classified into metaphysics, brainwashing the mentally retarded or something." Master Monkey began to make a big fuss: "For example, the same depression leads to different situations of depression, so how dare those so-called psychologists arbitrarily characterize a group of people?" And those psychotherapies are just to give some antidepressant medicine to eat, and then be a trash can and a peacemaker. ”

"I've seen psychiatrists and they really work."

"No, no, no, it's you who will cure you, they're useless. Because you have a sense of trust in him before you go, and this implication gives you a strong placebo effect, and if you look at the ones that cannot be cured, you will know that no treatment will work for you when you don't trust him. ”

"Oh my God...... Do you really want to know the crowd so much? ”

"Hmmm......"

"Then you can go to the set with me tomorrow." Dai Wei put the monkey master's book aside, put the glasses into the box, and then put the milk and butter bread into the monkey master's hands: "Eat obediently, go to bed early after eating, and we will go to the set together tomorrow, where everyone has it." ”

"Oh...... Good. The monkey master was very obedient and ate clean bread in three or two bites, drank the milk and drilled into the quilt: "Sleep, sleep." ”

"Like a child." Dai Wei helped the monkey master tidy up the quilt: "Good night." ”

After she finished speaking, she took the plate and cup and walked out, turning off the light before leaving. But the monkey master didn't rush to sleep, he waited for Dai Wei to leave, quietly got up from the bed, picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to Tana: "Let me ask, what system is the foundation of the soul built on?" Energy system or consciousness system? ”

Tana seemed to be quite bored, and replied instantly: "It is based on the self-consciousness system, the power of the soul comes from its own consciousness, and it has little to do with its actual ability, the stronger the self-consciousness, the stronger the soul." The strength of your soul comes from the fearlessness and steadfastness that comes from your own strength. So this system is determined based on many factors, but the root cause is still a mystery, and I am still studying. But I found that if I studied any further, I would have to touch the realm of the gods. ”

"Stop, you have to stop!" The monkey master frowned: "Don't touch that realm, I'll come." ”

"Why?"

"Don't ask, you just need to know that it's not good for you to touch that field." The monkey master crackled and typed: "You just need to tell me your research results, and I will advance next." ”

"Why can you?"

"Because ......" the monkey master thought for a while, and typed a line very seriously: "I am one of the gods." ”

After that, Tana sent a kissing emoji and never wrote back. Master Monkey also turned off his phone and let out a long sigh. Touching the realm of God...... That meant Tana would be cleaned up, something he didn't want to see.

Just as the silicon-based life world was ruthlessly exterminated because it touched the realm of the gods of the living system, the same thing would surely happen if soul research touched that realm.

Master Monkey has a foresight for the future, and after he heard this word, he immediately entered a state of alertness, but all he could do was warn Tana and tell her to stop completely.

"Go to sleep! Stop playing with your phone. Dai Wei's message popped out of the monkey's mobile phone: "Get up early tomorrow!" ”

"How do you know I'm playing?"

"Your Bluetooth is connected to my stereo......"

"Oh......" The monkey master turned off his mobile phone in embarrassment, covered his nose with a quilt, and stared at him until dawn, full of cranky thoughts.

Early in the morning, before the sky was clear, Dai Wei opened the door and came in, dressed in professional clothes, she looked very energetic, not at all like a girl who had already given birth.

"Get up and go."

"What are you going to take me for?"

"Take you to see a small society." Dai smiled and said, "I'm a producer now, and I'm finally out of the sea of suffering." ”

After washing up, Dai Wei specially instructed a tassel, asking her not to go out to wave today, and to watch the children at home safely.

Speaking of which, Dai Wei is still quite gentle, although her cooking is not delicious, she always has a way to arrange a room of people properly, even the lazy cancer of tassels, which has not developed much, listen to her arrangement, and Bubu's attitude has changed significantly in the past two days after being trained by the monkey master, as for Xiao Wu...... She is probably a real little padded jacket, although a little wilted, but still very docile and obedient.

"Has it arrived? Okay, you wait. ”

After answering a phone call, Dai Wei put on sunglasses and said to the monkey master: "The driver has arrived, let's go." ”

"Yo, I hired a driver."

"My identity is different." Dai smiled and grabbed the monkey master's arm: "I'm not the little star who anyone can bully, I'm quite famous in the industry." ”

"Then I didn't hear the gossip tabloids report on you."

Dai Wei's expression was cold: "Who dares?" ”

That's right...... Who dares. Let's not mention that Dai Wei is the manager of Deng Jin, Deng Jin is a red-top businessman with an official background. Just the agent under Ye Fei's hand that is comparable to the Gestapo, she gave an order to protect Dai Wei, those tabloid reporters and gossip reporters have long been warned by the barrel of a gun, and now those well-known paparazzi don't want to talk to Dai Wei, even if they hear this name, they will first swing and then hide away.

"Sister Weiwei, early."

"Early."

Dai Wei's assistant was already waiting next to the nanny car, and when he saw Dai Wei coming, he opened the door and said hello, without looking at the monkey master during the whole process, as if he didn't exist.

"She's blind?"

After getting into the car, the monkey asked in a low voice, "Why does it feel like he can't see me?" ”

"The professionalism of the assistants." Dai smiled and said, "Xiaotian, let me introduce you, this is Bubu's father, my own person." ”

"Oh...... Hello. Although I couldn't help but look at it twice when I heard that it was Bubu's father, I finally only said hello.

"That's great." Master Monkey praised: "Jiangang's assistant, every day**chatter**babbling, endless." I get annoyed when I see her. ”

"What do you say about her? That's not just an assistant, she's also a top agent, the king of hackers. People are different. ”

"It's the first time I've seen a hacker with so much."

"Girl, you can give in more." Dai Wei took off his sunglasses and leaned on the shoulder of the monkey master: "I'll sleep for a while, call me when Xiaotian arrives." ”

"Got it, Sister Weiwei."

When Dai Wei was catching up on sleep, the monkey master was bored and chatted with this assistant's little sister, he first asked Dai Wei what he usually does, and then asked if filming is fun or something......

This little day is very sincere, she will answer a question from the monkey master, without any superfluous words, but after getting a little familiar, she timidly handed over a small notebook, and said tremblingly: "Can you...... Can you sign it for me? ”

"Me?" Master Monkey pointed at himself: "What do you want my signature for?" ”

"I ...... I am an agent, and I was sent to protect Sister Weiwei, the ghost of Chief Ye's subordinates. I've admired you for a long time. ”

"I really don't understand you, I have nothing to admire."

"Don't say that, you're a legend...... This is known to all, you are the idol of all our agents, and according to the seniors, everything we learn is revised by you. ”

"I don't remember that." The monkey master picked up a small notebook and pen and wrote four words "Stick to the end", and then wrote his name below: "Dai Wei doesn't know that you are an agent?" ”

"Hmm...... Sister Weiwei didn't know that we were on a secret mission. The people around her are all agents, used to protect Mr. Deng and Sister Weiwei. Xiao Tian quietly turned the collar out, and there was a small sign on it: "Monkey Squad ......"

"What a cool label."

"Right...... Agents subordinate to Chief Ye, Chief Cheng, and Chief Zhang all have the Monkey Squad coat of arms and are core members. Supposedly, you used to be a squad leader, right? ”

Master Monkey smiled: "Sorry, I don't remember." ”

"It's okay, it's okay...... It's me asking too much, sorry. ”

Although she lost her cool after seeing her idol, Xiaotian soon returned to normal, and after arriving on the set to wake up Dai Wei, she became the dutiful assistant again.

"Go back and talk to Ye Fei." When the monkey master got out of the car, he leaned into Xiaotian's ear: "Let her transfer you to the Jiangang team." ”

"For ...... Why? ”

"Because Jiangang is stupid and impulsive, she needs someone to calm down to help her."

And just when the monkey master was talking to her, Ye Fei had already heard his words at about the same time, Ye Fei, who was sitting alone in the office, did not look very good, and after the monkey master finished speaking, he smashed the communicator against the wall hard, and said with a frown: "Even if you lose your memory, you have to protect Jiangang, right?" ”

Lightly lit a thin cigarette, Ye Fei leaned back in the chair and smiled miserably: "What did I do wrong to make you trust me so much." ”

"You didn't do anything wrong, if he didn't trust you, you wouldn't be alive today."

Ye Fei didn't even raise her head when she heard this voice, because there were only a few people who had permission to enter her office directly, and this voice obviously belonged to the little monkey.

"Don't you feel his distrust of me?"

"I said, he doesn't trust you, you won't live today." The skin on the little monkey's body festered even more, and now only two eyes were exposed: "I came to ask you for a few days off, my body is almost unable to hold on." ”

"Are you alright?"

"I don't know." The little monkey shook his head: "Hmm...... I'm sorry I heard you talk just now. But I still have to correct you, he still trusts you a lot. He has a lot of trust in each of us, I think...... He already knew what you were doing. ”

"What did I do?"

"You know in your heart that I won't break it. Do not live up to the trust. ”

Ye Fei frowned and looked at the little monkey in front of him: "I didn't pay enough?" ”

"Enough, so you have the most rights here, and even I need to go through you to ask for leave." The little monkey smiled and said, "Zhang Qun went to get married, and Jiangang went to Tacheng." You're in power here, don't you trust you enough? As for what you said about pet Jiangang, isn't she worthy of petting? I don't think you're reacting to being suspected, but ...... You're jealous. ”

"You talk like your brother now, and you don't like people."

"Sister Ye, sometimes it's better to be simple."

After speaking, the little monkey turned around and left, while Ye Fei put out the cigarette in the ashtray, holding his head with both hands for a long time without speaking or moving.

But after waiting for a long time, she slowly raised her head and picked up the red mechanical phone on the table: "Pick up the secret service, there is a task arrangement, find someone to replace the business of that restaurant in the past few days, remember to feed the cat." (To be continued.) )