349 Sense of smell

Gu Xue took out Xiao Man's group photo and asked about Qiu Jun, and Tongtiangao said that Qiu Jun was dead, but then said that he was not dead.

"Tongtiangao, what are you talking about, just said that Qiu Jun is dead, and you went to his funeral, how can you say that he is not dead?" Gu Jun couldn't help but ask.

"At first, I thought he was dead, so I went to his funeral, but when I walked around his coffin, I felt that something was wrong! ”

Gu Xue asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Tong Tiangao said: "Inside the coffin, there is no smell of corpses!" ”

As soon as this remark came out, everyone else wowed.

"I'll go!" Lang Si couldn't help but say, "Master, you, you can even smell the smell of corpses?" ”

Niu Cannon quietly gave Tongtian a thumbs up and said to Yang Shan: "Amazing! Little goat, this man is too bad! ”

Yang Shan also stared at him, and said, "It's the first time I've heard that there is such a smell of corpses, could it be, master, the smell of corpses you are referring to is the smell of corpses rotting?" ”

Tong Tiangao shook his head and said, "The corpse is rotten, and anyone can smell it!" Besides, people have not died for more than seven days, and it is not a scorching heat! Naturally, the corpse did not decompose! ”

Gu Jun said with a sigh: "You guys, don't doubt Tongtiangao's ability, let me tell you, the former Tongtiangao is already very powerful, after so many years, his ability must have grown a lot, Tongtiangao, can you tell me, what does the corpse taste like?" ”

Tong Tiangao said: "Everything in the world is in shape and color, and everything has its own unique taste, and our nose, most people, can smell, is the smell of those things, which stimulates our sense of smell, touches the nerves, and our heads react, oh, this thing has a smell, but not all smells can touch our olfactory nerves, such as now, you use your nose to smell, what is the smell in the car?" ”

Everyone took a deep breath.

Gu Xue frowned, looked disgusted, and said, "I smell a smell of stinky salted fish!" ”

Lang Si looked left and right, pushed the bull cannon, and said, "I'll go!" Cannon, this isn't your home alone, put your shoes on! Seriously pollute the air! ”

Niu Cannon hurriedly put on his shoes and said with an embarrassed smile: "I love to sweat my feet, I just want to dry it, I'm sorry!" ”

Yang Shi covered his nose and said, "Uncle Cannon, I always thought it was the smell of the car, but I didn't expect it to be the smell of your feet, you didn't wash your feet last night!" ”

Niu Cannon said: "Man, isn't there a sentence that describes a man as a stinky man!" Men should stink! ”

Tong Tiangao said: "OK! OK! Don't mention this disgusting topic, everyone will expose the car glass to breathe, and let in some fresh air! Okay, I'll continue to talk to you about this sense of smell! Tongtian Gao paused, and continued, "You smell it too, don't you, but, I want to say, not enough! Do you smell anything other than stinky feet? ”

Everyone else shook their heads.

Tong Tiangao said: "The reason why everyone smells the smell of feet is because this smell is very irritating to our nose, and it volatilizes into the air a lot, so we can smell it very easily, but you don't smell those things that are less irritating to our nose and have less volatilization, I'll experiment with you, Gu Jun, I just got in your car, right?" And I didn't flip over the stuff in your car either, did I? ”

Gu Jun said: "Yes, it is the first time you have taken my car, and you have not rummaged over things." ”

Tong Tiangao said: "That's good, you guys wait a minute, ......" said, Tong Tiangao took a deep breath, he frowned and said, "What! Niu Cannon, the smell of your stinky feet is really big, it dominates all the smells, and if you want to smell something else, the smell of your stinky feet is especially serious! ”

Niu Cannon said: "Master, and everyone who sits again, I Niu Cannon said a word of conscience, in fact, I can't smell how smelly my feet are, really, if I knew that everyone smelled of my feet, so resistant, I wouldn't take it off if I was killed!" ”

Gu Xue said: "I don't believe it, don't you have a nose, can you not smell it?" ”

Yang Shirt said: "I guess it's Uncle Cannon's own stinky feet, who have been stimulated by his sense of smell for many years, and have already formed antibodies!" I don't think he really smelled it. ”

Tong Tiangao said: "The little goat is right, the cow cannon itself can't form olfactory stimulation on its own stinky feet, and it adapts to it!" So Niu Cannon himself doesn't know how smelly his own feet are! Okay, let's get down to business, I'll smell it again, everyone, wait a minute, ......" said, Tong Tiangao took a deep breath again.

"Huh?" Tongtian Gao frowned and said, "Gu Jun, I smell a smell of rubber, this thing is a bit special, next to this rubber thing, there should be a plastic box smell, what is this?" Hidden under your seat, wait! And a taste, how can it be so familiar? Tong Tiangao took another breath, stared wide-eyed, and said, "! Gu Jun, you're a lot older, are you still playing? ”

Gu Jun coughed loudly, looked a little flustered, and said anxiously: "Tongtiangao, I'll go to your second uncle!" Shut up Lao Tzu! If you want to show off yourself, there are so many things in the car, you just talk about it, why do you just smell those things! Why don't you want me to have this old face! ”

Everyone else looks at me, I look at you, I don't know what Tongtiangao and Gu Jun are in the clouds, it's really in the clouds.

Lang Si said, "What code are you saying about this?" What the hell is it, what rubber, what plastic, what else is there to play with? What does it have to do with being shameless? ”

Tongtian Gao laughed and said, "It seems that I didn't smell wrong!" What I smell is ......"

"Shut up!" Gu Jun was furious, "Tongtiangao, I seriously warn you, if you say it, I will tell you all those troubles!" ”

Everyone is even more confused, what is hidden under the seat of the ancient army, why does it make the ancient army angry, looking at this posture, they all want to fight with Tongtiangao.

Tong Tiangao said: "My trouble? What are you kidding, I've been high all my life, where can there be trouble? Gu Jun, you still want to threaten me? I'm going to say it, everyone, listen up, I smell through the smell of my nose, and I have already smelled what is hidden under the seat of the ancient army, and I tell you, the thing under the butt of the ancient army is the kind of adult toys that imitate the private parts of a woman, and a box of lubricant, and several *****! ”