"Listen, everyone, I have smelled through the sense of smell in my nose, and I have already sniffed out what is hidden under the seat of the ancient army, and I tell you, the thing under the butt of the ancient army is the kind of adult toys that imitate the private parts of a woman, and there is a box of lubricant, and several *****!"

Tong Tiangao ignored the opposition of the ancient army and made his words clear.

It was a real shock to everyone.

Lang Si and Niu Cannon both laughed heartily, and Gu Xue blushed and was silent for a while.

Yang Shirt dragged the cannon of the four bulls, and he said, "You two don't laugh!" ”

Lang Si said: "Old man, it turns out that rubber and plastic are like this!" You're still old and strong! ”

Gu Xue glared at Lang Si, and Lang Si immediately didn't dare to be so public.

Gu Jun was embarrassed for a long time, his eyes were on fire, and he said: "Tongtian Gao, you can really do it!" You don't want me to have a face, you don't want a face, don't think I don't know, you've been to the kiln, son! I've been looking for a prostitute, a woman! You look serious, a hypocrite in your bones, old and not serious! ”

Tong Tiangao smiled and said, "I'm a man, it's normal!" He looked at the cow cannon and said, "Cannon, have you been to the young lady?" ”

Niu Cannon saw that Gu Xue was there, and said, "How can I go to that kind of place, it's easy to get sick!" ”

Tongtiangao's face sank, and he said: "This is a hypocrite, he has been there, what is there to be ashamed!" ”

Lang Si said: "Let me be fair, in fact, it is not ridiculous or shameful for the old man to hide that kind of thing, on the contrary, I think the old man Gu is the evidence of his self-righteousness, he doesn't mess with flowers!" When there is a physiological need, it is better to use toys to solve it than to spend money on the lady, which is a waste of money, and there is a risk of getting sick, and it is unacceptable to your own feelings! ”

"Yo!" Tongtian glanced at Lang Si and said, "You can pretend too, no wonder, there are not many chic men, you are all embarrassed to say it because of Gu Xue!" ”

Gu Xue said: "Enough! You can't be serious! Tongtian Gao, you know that there is a woman here and I am here, and you still say this blatantly! Your sin is one more degree! Tell me about your Qiu Jun! Turn the page, turn the page! ”

Tong Tiangao said: "Now, everyone can also see that my nose can smell things that ordinary people can't smell, and you can believe it!" I was standing next to Qiu Jun's coffin, and there was no one in the coffin! I wondered at that time, where did Qiu Jun and the others go? If you don't see him, then it can also be said that he is a fake death! Why did he do it? So I secretly started a secret investigation of Qiu Jun! I found out that the reason why he faked his death was to show it to those who had been watching him! ”

Gu Jun asked: "Someone is spying on Qiu Jun?" Why? ”

Tong Tiangao said: "As for why, I don't know, but I found those people who have been monitoring Qiu Jun, and they also suspect Qiu Jun's death. ”

"The sky is high, I'm all blindfolded, didn't I say, there is no one in the coffin, where did Qiu Jun's body appear again?" Gu Jun asked.

Tong Tiangao said: "There was no one in the coffin, they and I found Qiu Jun's body in a remote place, those who monitored Qiu Jun were not a wave of people, but several waves of people, the funeral, let some people die, but there are still people who do not die, after the funeral, they entered Qiu Jun's tomb!" I think that Qiu Jun himself thought that his fake death could be hidden from the world, but he didn't expect his fake death to be discovered, and in order to completely get rid of being monitored, he came up with the second death, that is, the corpse in that remote place! When those people found his body, those people really gave up and left, but I knew that this corpse was also a fake Qiu Jun, and I was afraid that my continued investigation would cause trouble for Qiu Jun, so I didn't look for Qiu Jun anymore! ”

Yang Shan's eyes widened, thinking, is the corpse fake? Then everyone else sees it as true, why does Tongtiangao see it as fake?

Lang Si said: "it! Master, master, can you still smell the smell of the corpse is not Qiu Jun himself? This doesn't make sense, you haven't smelled Qiu Jun's corpse, how do you know that the corpse is not Qiu Jun? ”

"It's, it's incomprehensible!" Niu Cannon also expressed incomprehension.

Tong Tiangao said: "This time, I didn't say it, I smelled that he was not Qiu Jun!" ”

Gu Xue asked, "Then how do you judge?" ”

Tong Tiangao said: "If you look at it from the face and figure, this person is indeed Qiu Jun, but Qiu Jun and I are also old acquaintances, I have taken a bath with him, I know the birthmark on his body, on the back vest, the birthmark of the bean!" And the corpse in that remote place, the birthmark is on the calf! ”

Yang Shan knows that everyone has a birthmark, the size is not necessarily, some people have a larger birthmark, and some people have a birthmark that is almost not obvious, but there will always be it, and the birthmark will not fall, let alone change the position on the body.

Gu Jun said: "However, Qiu Jun does not have a twin brother, how can the dead person be exactly the same as Qiu Jun in appearance?" ”

Tong Tiangao said: "This is also what I am confused about, I later recalled some of the past with Qiu Jun, I understand, Gu Jun, did Qiu Jun mention his grandfather to you?" ”

Gu Jun thought about it for a while, and he said: "I seem to have heard him say something, it seems to be something, it is a craft to learn, specializing in earning money from the dead, that is, to pick up some of the remains of the deceased, like being hit by a car without a head, or being flattened, the family of the deceased often wants the deceased to be a good body and appearance before burying the deceased, so find Grandpa Qiu Jun and ask his grandfather to restore the appearance of the deceased." That's how it should be, right, Tongtiangao? ”

Tong Tiangao nodded and said, "You still remember very clearly, when Qiu Jun mentioned it to me, I asked a question, I said, your grandfather gave plastic surgery to the dead, can you give plastic surgery to the living?" He told me that there is a taboo in his grandfather's craft, and what is taboo is to give people plastic surgery, because, after mastering his grandfather's craft, he can reach the point of replicating people, which is the legendary disguise technique! I laughed at him for bragging! However, judging from that corpse, Qiu Jun has learned the true biography of his grandfather, disguised others into his own appearance, and successfully concealed the world! ”

Gu Jun exclaimed in amazement: "My God, it's really like that when you say that!" What secrets does Qiu Jun have, and why should so many people spy on him? Where will he go after he successfully fakes his death? ”