"Young man, you're a little extreme, I'm behind you, and I didn't expect you to stop suddenly, but I didn't bump into it. By the way, little goat, why did you stop? Gu Jun said.

Yang Shi said: "What Gu Xue said just now is right, we are about to go out, but I suddenly remembered that when we entered the low woods, there was a swamp!" ”

Gu Xue? With a sigh, she said, "Swamp? Oh my God, I don't like the swamp the most, and when I think about the scene when we came in, my head is big, Dad, do you have any good idea to go to the swamp without going through the trouble of going through it? ”

Yang Shirt said: "There is no better way, the best way is that you all follow me, or those three words, follow me!" ”

Gu Jun said: "Little goat, this time, I don't have to follow you!" I don't have a better way to get into the swamp, but if I say I can run away and get out of the swamp, then I have a good way! ”

Yang Shan and Lang Si couldn't help but ask in unison, "What's the way?" ”

I saw Gu Jun take off his clothes, his underwear is rubber, when he took off his rubber coat and stretched it on the ground, it made people stunned, because the rubber spread out but it was huge, Gu Xue said: "I understand!" ”

Gu Xue took out a machine from the bag behind her, used a lighter, the machine spewed fire, Gu Jun set fire to the end of the rubber cloth opening, and burned it, the rubber entered the hot air and expanded into a big hot air balloon.

Yang Shan couldn't help but say: "Is there a mistake! Can you still play like this? ”

Gu Jun said: "The balloon is about to take off, everyone pulls on the rope that hangs down from the balloon!" ”

The balloon rose into the air, and Yang Shanlang and Gu Xue dragged a rope by themselves, but before the insects arrived, the balloon pulled them into the air.

The balloon pulled them to the halfway point of the sunny mountainside, Yang Yi said: "Don't look at those insects, they are big and very scary, but their weakness is also very big, that is, they are afraid of the sun!" As long as the sun is exposed, these insects will not dare to come. ”

The balloon ran out of heat, and a few people landed on the mountain, but unfortunately, the sect leader was here, and a few people chatted.

Lang Si breathed a long sigh of relief, unbuttoned his clothes, and said with open arms: "Is that safe!" I'm scared to death, I haven't been so tired and tired for many years, and now I can sit for a while and dry my sweat! ”

Several people sat down.

Gu Jun put his hand in his clothes to take out something, and the sect leader hurriedly asked, "Brother, what do you want to dig for?" I remember when you just pulled something out of the low woods, and I don't know if it's a grenade or a weapon or something? ”

"Hahaha......" Gu Jun smiled heartily, but seeing that what he took out of his pocket was a box of cigarettes, he threw a cigarette at Lang Si, Yang Yi and the sect leader.

Lang Si gave the cigarette to Gu Xue, and Gu Xue didn't smoke it.

After Gu Jun took a lighter and lit a cigarette himself, he threw it at Lang Si and asked him to scatter it to others, Gu Jun said: "After such a period of ups and downs, take a break, how can you smoke a cigarette less, brother, just your mouth is big, you say, is this reasonable?" ”

Lang Si lit the cigarette, threw the lighter to Yang Shan, and said, "Little goat, be like a man, light the cigarette." Then he said to the ancient army: "It's still the ancient military strategist Sun Tzu who is right, a cigarette after a meal will surpass the race immortals!" ”

The sect leader couldn't help but laugh, and the cigarette in his mouth was spewed away, he pointed at Lang Si, and said with a smile: "Lang Si, what did you say...... You said...... It's all bubbles! ”

"Bubbles?" Lang Si frowned, "Why are they all bubbles, just a flash of fireworks?" You mean, I'm describing it poetically? ”

The leader said, "The bubble is empty!" In other words, what you said is not right, it is all empty! Bragging doesn't bring paper and typing the draft first! ”

Lang Si smiled indifferently, and he said: "Brother, there are some things, don't take them too seriously, is it interesting, I quoted a famous quote and quoted the wrong creator who said this, this is nothing, the main thing is to see if I use these words, whether it is appropriate or not, accurate or inaccurate, right, Uncle Gu!" ”

Gu Jun puffed out a cigarette and said: "The Buddha said, the Buddha is reasonable, Christ said, Christ is reasonable, who is right and who is wrong, this is a profound and complex question, I can't judge." ”

Gu Xue said: "It's useless to say this, what is useful is, sect leader, what are we going to do next?" ”

The sect leader snapped his fingers, stood up and said, "Just follow me!" ”

Yang Shanlang Si and Gu Jun Gu Xue stood up together, this short rest, for them, it was really good, their bodies had recovered well, and they walked behind the sect leader.

The leader was in front of him, and as he walked, he said, "Go over the mountain in front, and then there will be another mountain, and then we will go over another mountain, and then we will see that there is another mountain ahead, and then we will cross the other mountain, so that we can see that there is another mountain ahead!" Then ......"

When Lang Siyi heard the words of the sect leader, he was stunned, stopped and said: "Then, we have to cross again, and there is that mountain, and then we can see ahead, and there is a special mountain, and after the special mountain, we can see, lying groove, still a mountain, and then passing the Wo Groove Mountain, and going to the special mountain!" Isn't it? It's a mountain! Stretch on and on, and go to a dead ball! ”

The sect leader said patiently: "Donor, you are too impatient and manic, why are you looking at mountains, you should broaden your horizons, what I want to say is, and then, you can reach your destination." ”

"No more mountains?" Gu Xue asked.

The sect leader said very sincerely: "There are indeed no mountains. ”

Lang Si said, "I'll go!" If you speak so logically, can't you simply say that we have to cross a total of four mountains to reach our destination? How good is that! ”

The sect leader said: "We have a mouth, not only for eating, we still have to speak, we speak, how can we only use simple words, you have said that the ancient military strategist Sun Tzu, Sun Tzu in the Art of War, there is one, to be straight!" The way of speaking should be the same, to be straightforward, flexible, and turn one sentence into ten sentences, that is called ability! ”

Lang Si pulled Yang Shirt over, patted Yang Shirt on the shoulder, glanced at the sect leader, and said: "Little goat, you don't like to talk, I think you should worship the sect master as a teacher, and let him teach you how to turn one word into ten words to read!" ”

The sect leader also patted Yang Yi on the shoulder, and he said, "Young man, forget about apprenticeship, I can enlighten you." As he spoke, the sect leader continued to walk forward, saying as he went: "As for talking, it's actually very simple, are you with others and don't know what to say?" First of all, you should be clear about who you are with, if it is your Uncle Lang who is with you, OK, you don't have to pay attention to him. ”

Lang Si glared and said, "Why? I don't have to bother? Are you mistaken, what kind of art do you teach others eloquence? ”

The sect leader said: "Brother, I'm telling the truth, do you think that a person with super first-class eloquence likes to talk endlessly? Wrong! Miss by a mile! The more eloquent a person is, the more he likes to be quiet! Because he is really tired, he deals with outsiders and talks endlessly, and when he sees his family, he can take off his disguise, be himself, relax himself, this is the first step to exercise eloquence! ”

Gu Jun laughed and said, "You are so eloquent, then we still have a long way to go, do you have any way to make everyone have a pastime and not be boring?" ”

The leader said, "Of course there is, and that's storytelling!" ”

Lang Si said: "I'm very picky about listening to stories, you tell one!" ”

The leader said, "Well, listen up! One day ......"

Yang Shan listened to it, and felt that the story of the sect leader was incomprehensible, and it made him drowsy, although he was still walking, but his head had been broken, Yang Shirt said: "After listening to the story of the sect leader, why am I a little powerless?" I ......"

In a trance, Yang Shan heard someone calling him in his ears, it was Lang Si's voice:

"Little goat, why are you still sleeping, wake up......"

"Smack!"

Someone patted Yang Shirt on the shoulder, Yang Shirt looked at it, but it was Gu Jun, he smiled and said: "It seems that the story told by the sect leader is not beautiful enough, you see, the little goat almost fell asleep when he walked." ”

The leader said, "Yo! So, the story I'm telling is boring, so you must have a good story to tell, don't you? You tell us one, let's all listen to it, is it better than mine. ”

Lang Si said: "Little goat, tell them one, don't let them laugh at us!" ”

Yang Shirt was sober, which is equivalent to being awake in this hypnotic world, he said: "Okay, then I'll tell you one, there was a person who liked to eat potatoes, and later, he bought potatoes with all the money, and in the end he couldn't eat it all bad, and the money was spent, no way, he had to continue to work hard to earn money, and the story was over." ”

All were silent and no longer spoken.

Yang Shi paused and said, "Why don't you talk anymore, I'm done, you guys will talk about it too?" ”

The leader said, "What else is there to tell, the story makes no sense for you to tell, if you want to hear it, I will tell you a very boring story, will you listen?" ”

Gu Jun said: "Forget it, don't tell boring stories." ”

Gu Xue said: "I would like to hear how boring the story is. ”

"The protagonist of the story likes to argue with others, so he has no friends, one day, he argues with others, the next day, he argues with others, and on the third day, he ......"

Lang Si said: "Sect Master, hurry up and stop fighting, what's the point......" Lang Si found that Yang Yi was in a daze, so he asked:

"Little goat, are you alright?"

Yang Shan shook his head but said, "I'm fine, it's just that this hypnotic world makes me too sad." ”

Lang Si touched Yang Shan's brow and said, "There's no mistake!" Are you having a fever and being stupid? What a hypnotic world! ”

Yang Shan's eyes widened and said, "Me? I'm sorry. ”

Lang Si pointed in one direction and said, "This time I went out of the car to run a long distance, and I found that your head was broken, and you came to some nonsense every once in a while?" ”

After listening to Langsi's words, for Yang Shan, it was undoubtedly an atomic bomb explosion, and Yang Shi felt that his head was banging all of a sudden, and he was almost gone.

Yang Yi was stunned again.

"Are you alright?" Lang Si pushed Yang Shirt and felt that Yang Shirt's state was a little unpleasant.

The leader said: "Okay, okay, it's time for us to go downhill, the so-called, it's easy to go up the mountain, it's hard to go down, we must pay attention to our feet, the road in the mountain is not easy to walk." ”

Gu Jun Gu Xue cautiously followed, but Lang Si saw that Yang Shirt was unnatural, Yang Shirt didn't step on it steadily, and almost fell, but Lang Si hugged him in time.

Lang Si said with concern: "Little goat, what's wrong with you?" Is it physically exhausted? No, I'll carry you on all sides! ”

Yang Shan looked at Lang Si bending down in front of him, he was a little moved, he said in his heart: "Yang Shan, it's useless for you to think about anything now, you are already in the world of hypnosis, it is better to grasp the moment, now you must cheer up and speed up to keep up with everyone, Niu Cannon's life and death are uncertain, and you can't delay any longer." ”

"Uncle Lang," Yang Shan's whole person suddenly became full of energy, and he said, "Uncle Lang, you don't have to worry about me, I was thinking about that just now, and now I don't want to, I'll follow you!" ”

Lang Si smiled and said, "That's right, go, with the spirit, it's not a matter of going over a few special mountains!" ”

The sect leader laughed in front of him, cleared his throat, and said, "Walking in such a comfortable mountain, just opening your mouth to chat, it's not enough, at this time, how can you sing mountain songs!" ”

Gu Jun also smiled, wiped his sweat, and said, "Yo, the leader of the Lala Sect, can you also sing mountain songs?" I thought you were going to sing the church song of Lala! ”

Lang Si said: "Mountain songs are very difficult to sing, if you sing well, you will enjoy it, if you can't sing it well, you will be struck by lightning!" ”

Yang Shan's state is much better, and he can be ridiculed at this time, he blended into everyone's atmosphere, and said: "Uncle Lang, if you can't sing well, why is it that you are struck by thunder?" ”

Lang Si explained: "The mountain song and the mountain song, the singing is ugly, it is disrespectful to the mountain, the mountain god is angry, and he will definitely condemn the master, and the leader will be struck by lightning and killed by lightning!" ”

"!" The sect leader said, "I have the protection of the god Lara, even if I am struck by lightning, the thunder can only be crooked, and it will split you on all four heads!" ”

Everyone in the group laughed.

"Sing, sing, I love to listen to mountain songs!" The ancient army urged.

The sect leader then walked down slowly, puffed up his chest and said, "Then everyone should be quiet, listen to your ears......

The people behind quieted down, just waiting for the sect leader to show his singing voice and sing an authentic mountain song.

The sect leader was about to sing, but Yang Shi suddenly stopped, he knew that the last time the sect leader sang a mountain song, it was really raining, he said: "We are all big men, men listen to men's songs, it's not good, but we have Sister Gu Xue, Sister Gu Xue, why don't you sing one?" ”

Lang Si smiled and said, "Okay! Couldn't be better! Gu Xue, you sing one! ”

The sect leader said, "Gu Xue, then you can sing one." ”

Gu Xue was a little abrupt and stunned, she said, "Let me sing?" ”

Lang Si said: "It is nice for men to listen to women singing! ”