After cooking rice, the old man took Zhu Lang to the small vegetable field he planted and picked up a basket of dry vegetables; Cooperate to pick vegetables, and then Zhu Lang goes to wash them.

The old man fried the dry vegetables, plus the pickled vegetables brought by Zhu Lang, and the two of them had a drink, and they were happy.

Zhu Lang didn't know what the 'amount of wine' was, and when he went down to half a glass, his throat was smoking, his cheeks were hot, and he was drowsy.

He hurriedly pushed the cup to change the water, poured a few large cups, ate a large bowl of rice, said goodbye, and left drunk.

Stumbling all the way, 'floating like a fairy', Zhu Lang was intoxicated with this feeling, so he hummed a small song: "Say red face ~ I am infatuated with laughter, music ~ I have a wonderful piano sound, I am frivolous, I am arrogant, I only blame me, too young." …… Who will accompany you in the battle of your life, and who is right and wrong? Who's with you? Who is Rong Ma for in his life? How many times can I love and hate how many times? Defeated Emperor ~ I fight the sky, I win the throne ~ To become an immortal, pride in heaven and earth, I continue to write an alternative emperor chapter ......"

The smart dog was stupid when he heard it, and hurriedly recorded it, and recited vigorously, 'Each has its own ambitions, and the wine poem is self-contained.' ''A cup of unfinished poetry has been completed, and the poems are shocked every day. ''Li Baidou's wine poems are hundreds, Chang'an City sleeps in a restaurant, the Son of Heaven can't get on the boat, and he claims to be a fairy in wine. ’

The dog deeply sighed that the Chinese wine culture is profound, Wang Bo's prose "Tengwang Pavilion Preface" and Wang Xizhi's calligraphy "Orchid Pavilion Preface" are not all products of drunkenness?

Then he was full of interest, enjoyed it alone, praised the festival, and also came to a paragraph: Yuzhang Ancient County, Hongdu Xinfu. The stars are divided into wings, and the ground is connected to Henglu. The three rivers and the five lakes are controlled, and the Ouyue is controlled. Wuhua Tianbao, the ruins of the dragon light shooting bull fight; Outstanding people, Xu Ru went down to Chen Fan's couch. Xiongzhou fog column, Juncai Xingchi. At the turn of the summer of Taihuang Pillow, the guests and hosts enjoy the beauty of the southeast. …… Luoxia and lonely birds fly together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky. The fishing boat sings at night, ringing on the shore of the poor Peng Li; The geese were frightened, and the sound broke the pool of Hengyang. Far away, Yixing flying. Cool and breezy, slender song and white clouds. Suiyuan green bamboo, the bottle of Peng Ze; Yeshui Zhuhua, the pen of Linchuan. Four beautiful tools, two dilemmas. Poor in the middle of the sky, extremely entertaining in the leisure day. The sky is high and the earth is high, and the universe is infinite; Happiness and sorrow come, and there are many things to know the void. Looking at Chang'an in the sun, Mu Wu will be in the clouds. The terrain is extremely deep in the south, and the heavenly pillar is high and the north is far away. It is difficult to cross the mountain, who is sad and lost? When they meet in Pingshui, they are all guests from other places. ……

Zhu Lang returned to the room crookedly, fell down on the bed, and was still muttering, "Who will accompany you in the battle of your life, who is right and who is wrong, and who will accompany you?" Rong Ma has a lifetime, for whom? ’……

At 1 o'clock in the afternoon, Zhu Lang stretched out his lingering upper and lower eyelids amid Beibei's shouting, and said in a daze: "Are you going to run in the morning?" I seem to have slept! ”

Bei Bei was overjoyed, and said secretly: "It turns out that this is called drunkenness!" It seems to be very good...... When Lao Tzu has a physical body, he must try: 'When will the bright moon be there?' Ask the sky for wine. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace. I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable. Dance to figure out how the shadow seems to be in the world. "And what~' A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and the shadow becomes a trio. The moon does not drink, and the shadow disciples follow me. Temporarily accompanied by the moon will be shadowed, and the joy must be spring. I sing and wander, and I dance in a mess. When they wake up, they mingle with each other, and when they get drunk, they disperse. Eternal knot ruthless travel, phase Miao Yunhan. 'A good poem is paired with a good wine, and the wine is stronger...... I'm looking forward to it! ”

"Get up~ Get up! Take to the streets to catch thieves...... Tyre! Wu Na thief, where to go~...... Apprentice, after practicing with the master for so long, he also has some skills, he should go down the mountain to experience it, the flowers in the greenhouse will not bloom for long, and some people and some things cannot be avoided. Go for it~ Go for it! ”

The smart dog improvised another 'southern and northern tune', which completely woke up the muddy 'prodigal son'.

Zhu Lang got up and washed up, and checked the items in the storage bag again: daily clothes, night suits, various medicines, war knives, laser guns, holographic projectors, and bionic insect detectors. These items are in the storage bag, which occupies a corner of the storage space.

After thinking about it, he felt that with these equipment, as well as Beibei's 'super bodyguard', coupled with his mysterious skills, as long as he didn't encounter the special operations team, he would be able to get out of the way, and it should be foolproof to deal with a few little thieves.

Facing the mirror, Zhu Lang was very satisfied with his mental outlook; Then he strutted out of his quarters.

Zhu Lang didn't go far out, so he regretted: "Catching thieves will definitely be targeted by the thief gang, it's very troublesome!" I should put on makeup and go out again~......"

"Do you have makeup and makeup tools?"

"Eh~ yes, Lao Tzu is a man, how can there be that thing? Grandpa Liang will not have ....... I'm going to buy some cosmetics later, Made, Lao Tzu and a gentleman are going to buy rouge gouache, ready to be looked down upon! ”

"Now that I'm young, don't you want to give perfume and cosmetics to couples?"

"Well, yes. But Lao Tzu's family doesn't have 'cabbage', it's for himself......"

"Cut~ If you don't get seen when you're wearing makeup, who will know? While you're putting on your makeup, Babe-sama helps you get the cameras around you. Your brain today~ won't be ruined by alcohol, right? Don't drink it in the future, it's a mistake! ”

"The wine is not good, but the feeling after drinking~ It's not bad...... Playing the piano to the cow, you virtual dog won't understand! …… Oh, and does 'makeup' require the quality of makeup? ”

The dog was despised and choked to death, but still replied: "......, of course, the better the quality of the makeup, the better the effect of the makeup!" However, you can't afford expensive cosmetics, so you can get something very ordinary, temporarily dealing with it for a while, the kind that costs 180 yuan. ”

"Is it 180 yuan for a box of foundation, or is it only 180 yuan for all the makeup? I still have more than 1,000 yuan left in cash, and in addition to living expenses, I can take out a maximum of 200 yuan, is it enough? ”

"Eh~ I know the market of all cosmetics, your little money ~ is really not enough! …… Just buy a box of regular foundation, and with the rest of the money, you can pick up some low-quality eyebrow pencils, lipsticks, blushes, brushes, etc., and make do with it. ”

At 1:20 p.m., Zhu Lang followed Beibei's instructions and came to a very ordinary supermarket cosmetics counter, and in the stunned eyes of the aunts and sisters, he had all the cosmetics he needed and fled.

"Babe, I'm throwing away my old tracksuits, and so are my shoes, let them make one last contribution. Hehe, I'll start wearing the new outfits I've exchanged from tomorrow. …… Where to put on makeup? ”

"Find a bathroom, and you'll be in a cubicle in two minutes."

Zhu Lang went into the bathroom of the supermarket, casually opened a cubicle where no one was, took out the cosmetics and tools he had just bought, and squatted on the ground to prepare for makeup.

Idea: "Makeup, on!" Then, his hands dance like magicians: open the mirror of the foundation box, clean his face, ears and neck with a wet tissue, then draw his eyebrows with an eyebrow pencil, then mix the foundation with a powder brush, apply it to his face, apply a little blush and finally apply a layer of styling water...... Completed!

"OK, that's it! Haha, it's only been a little over a minute. ”

Subsequently, Zhu Lang Shi Ran came out of the bathroom, stood in front of the glass mirror, and found an unfamiliar figure in the mirror, and was surprised: "It's a little 'wave', it's good that the hair color is normal, otherwise you will become a bad boy...... A masterpiece with ~100 points! It's amazing~ Even if he is face to face with Grandpa Liang, he can't recognize me, and others can't doubt Lao Tzu! It's okay to be caught on camera....... Beibei, start work, let's go! ”

"Do you know where to go?"

"Big supermarket, where are the most thieves!"

"Hehe~ Let's cooperate...... I'll give you information, and you'll reward me with points based on what you've gained, what do you think? ”

"I can scan and sense it myself, and you think my mind is an ornament?"

"That will consume mental energy, you are not going to participate in the assessment trial tonight?"

"Hmm~ That's right! For every 1 point of 'Pseudo-Luck' you get, you will be rewarded with 10 points. ”

"No, 10 points is too little~100!"

“20。”

“80。”

"Made, I raised you, and the dead dog became a dog! …… 50 points. For the last time, love or not, one shot and two scattered! ”

"Okay~50 is 50, happy cooperation!"