As soon as Bei Bei heard 'start', he knew that the show was going to be staged, so he immediately flew out, circled in the air a few times, and put a POSE that is often seen on TV, hmm~——'Hua Shao' looks, it imitated the host and pretended to say: "The story of the novel starts from now on." The Prodigal Son~ My on-site host and commentator is about to start, remember to like it~"

Zhu Lang was stunned, and said in his heart: "What kind of drama is this?" Oh~ What did it say before about "Hello Thief", this is to be a 'host'? Want to show off your talent and show off your literary talents? ”

Sure enough, Beibei's voice sounded instantly-

In the golden autumn season, the autumn breeze is cool, fruitful, at home and abroad, "a hundred flowers" bloom, "golden rooster" contends, "golden lion" roars at the same time, the first ancient and modern Chinese and foreign stealing art festival opened the curtain today. First of all, I would like to extend my sincere thanks and welcome to all the leaders, guests, ladies and gentlemen who took time out of their busy schedules to come to the scene. Today's live performance is an unprecedented and wonderful program, and I would like to say to the thieves who have made outstanding contributions to this event and to this historic node in the history of theft: "Hello, thief. You've done a great job! Finally, I would like to remind all the audience to take care of their belongings, if it is stolen, it is purely an accident, and the organizer will not be responsible. Khan ~ said it, there is only one audience at the scene, and no one else can see it! It's a pity~ I have to record it and watch the replay later......

Now, I announce: the first Global Theft Arts Festival awards, officially begun! There are more than 10 awards in this program, and the winners of each award will be announced immediately after the fair and rigorous selection of the jury, so stay tuned. Backstage, please soundtrack!

"Just ~ just ~ just ~ ...... The big river flows eastward wow~ The stars in the sky are the stars of the Big Dipper Wow......"

Zhu Lang was stunned: "This is not the theme song of the TV series "Water Margin", doesn't it seem to be called "Song of a Good Man"? Used here by Babe, thief & hero? Irony~"

Then, the voice of the 'host' continued-

The first award: the most team spirit award.

The original winner was the "Bus Pickpocket Group", and even the award speech was written: no matter the heat and winter, your figure always appears on all buses, your front is unified, your style is capable, you should shoot when you should shoot, and interpret the collective power with action!

Now there are temporary changes, and the prizes remain the same: one pair of handcuffs per person, two years in prison for the principal offender, and one year in prison for the accomplice; But the winner changed hands, and someone else. Let's go to the scene of the crime together!

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Zhu Lang raised his hand and stroked his forehead, looked around for a while, and said with a strange expression: "You are so flamboyant and loud, you are not afraid of being seen and heard?" ”

The dog said proudly and depressedly: "No one can see me or hear me, you are the only audience, judge and trick." ”

“…… Okay~ Lao Tzu admitted! Beibei, are you the host and director? Going to the scene? Isn't this your award ceremony? ”

"On the way here just now, I found that there is a small supermarket that is very abnormal, aren't you a trick? Check it out. ”

"Nima, Lao Tzu is not a real actor, he has become a 'melon-eating masses'! …… What's wrong? No one buys the price hike, there are people who take care of tax evasion, what is the matter with Lao Tzu? ”

"I scanned it by accident and found that it was very evil, and the price of the goods was as much as 30% lower than the normal market price."

"A conscientious businessman, benefiting the country and the people, that's a good thing!"

"Cut~ Listen to me. The owner of the shop didn't look right; The goods in the supermarket are unconventional and strange everywhere. You go to investigate, and if you find that there is any illegal activity in the store, call the public phone to report it, and the police will come and destroy the illegal den...... Isn't your 'pseudo-luck' coming? ”

"Uh~ a little bit of a sense. Well, I'll take a look. ”

At half past one in the afternoon, under the guidance of Beibei, Zhu Lang was like a bad boy who had dropped out of school, wandering all the way to the small supermarket.

He wandered around the small supermarket a few times and found that the supermarket was more than 50 square meters, and the complete set of goods filled the entire shelves and the ground, like a labyrinth, like the gift storage room where the legendary eunuchs received gifts.

There are kitchen supplies such as cooking oil, soy sauce, aged vinegar, chicken essence, etc.; There are also daily necessities such as shampoo, shower gel, and facial cleanser; There are also high-end goods such as liquor, red wine, and chocolate; There are even cosmetics and lingerie for women......

"Beibei, this small supermarket~ is a little strange, the goods are not complete, there are so few candies, instant noodles, noodles and kitchen seasonings, but there are so many high-end liquor, red wine, chocolate, etc., and even sell underwear and cosmetics, which are weird everywhere! Are those luxury items reasonably priced? ”

"It's unreasonable, all of them are more than one-third lower than the market price. And those cosmetics are not of low grade, and one of them is still imported high-end cosmetics, which is very expensive. ”

"It's a little more than ten or twenty yuan, which is barely reasonable; It's so much lower~ There's a problem here...... Beibei, that set of imported high-end cosmetics, Lao Tzu wants it! Anyway, when the case is reported later, as soon as the police come, the stolen goods will still be confiscated. ”

"If it's a legitimate store's goods, of course it can't, then it's a bad thing, and it will lose the 'pseudo-luck point'. However, it's still okay to 'eat black'! In the future, you will often encounter similar situations, but never let go of the ownerless, ill-gotten gains, the bad people, and the property of the enemy...... It's called 'geese don't leave hair, thieves don't go empty'...... cough cough ~ 'Xia' doesn't go empty...... What is not used or used is given to those who need it, or donated. The amount of donations is large, and there may also be 'pseudo-luck points'! ”

"Wow~ That's a good feeling! …… However, there must be such a large storage space, Lao Tzu's storage bag is only one cube, and your team space cannot be used outside the four-dimensional space. …… Are there any cameras here? ”

"Nope. They are likely to be a robbery syndicate, and this is a den for selling stolen goods, so what are you doing with cameras? Defend themselves! ”

"Well~ That's good, Lao Tzu is finally relieved now! This set of imported high-end cosmetics and tools, I just need it, and the effect of makeup must be very good! …… It's a pity that there are several sets, and if you get too much, you will definitely be found. …… Otherwise, your teammates will need it too. ”

Zhu Lang took advantage of the shopkeeper's inattention, his mind moved, and before he knew it, a complete set of imported high-end cosmetics and tools were packed and thrown into the storage bag by him.

Bei Bei urged: "Let's go, go and call the public phone to report the crime." ”

Zhu Lang took a piece of chocolate and went to pay the bill.

Zhu Lang approached the shopkeeper, locked his lips with his thoughts, his attention was highly concentrated, and he immediately heard the man muttering: "This little ghost doesn't go to school, wanders around, and looks like a bad boy, oh~ He can be regarded as a fellow practitioner." Now the manpower is a little small, the second and third children are too busy, and there are people here to guard the store, do you want to absorb this little ghost? …… Lao Tzu is a genius~ This 'new business model' is the only one! Set of 'hand-in-hand' and sell-off in one, although not to talk about 'daily gold', but also 'regular business', haha, 'a million profits' is a hair, Lao Tzu This is 'no business'! …… Wait for the second and third children to bring back the 'loot' from the big supermarket, and discuss with them about expanding the manpower. ”

As a result, Zhu Lang bought a large piece of chocolate for only 8 yuan, and Bei Bei said that it would cost more than ten yuan in a big supermarket.

In less than half a minute before and after the payment, he touched the bottom of this small supermarket.

Breaking a small piece of chocolate and throwing it into his mouth, Zhu Lang left here slowly.