Chapter 61: Nezha has another ridiculous thing
I have to say that Hu Yifan's recent physique has indeed improved very well.
In just one week, the original small arms and legs have now become quite full.
Maybe, Hu Yifan is indeed eating better these days.
Xiao Jiu didn't know where to read a cookbook, and actually took the initiative to learn to cook!
This girl's taste is sweet, salty and spicy, and the dishes she makes are quite suitable for Hu Yifan's appetite!
Therefore, before Hu Yifan goes up the mountain every day, Xiao Jiu will prepare a lunch box for Hu Yifan.
I have to say that Xiao Jiu is really becoming more and more like a perfect girlfriend, and when Hu Yifan ate Xiao Jiu's lunch, his heart was slowly happy.
"I said, Senior Brother Hu, you have delicious food every day?"
Senior Brother Li Iron and Steel looked at Hu Yifan's food with some envy, compared to it, their food was really light!
After all, Hu Yifan is a person with a daughter-in-law, and he doesn't bring good food every day, which really makes these brothers very greedy.
Moreover, the food in the three-star cave of the slanting moon is generally based on oligovegetarianism, and the physical strength consumed by the big men of this moving word door every day is huge, and it is really not enough to eat this little radish and green vegetables.
Therefore, these big men are often called out to hunt by Uncle Luo Dong, and the wild sheep and wild boars on the mountain are all meaty, and they will be barbecued on the spot after hunting, and then feast.
In this way, you can replenish enough nutrients.
However, the ancestor recently said that no open fires are allowed in the mountains, and it is just in time for the season when mountain fires are frequent, so it has been several days, and the brothers and sisters are all hungry.
At this time, Hu Yifan always brought a bunch of delicious food up the mountain, which made the brothers a little envious.
"Senior Brother Hu has a daughter-in-law and children, and delicious food, can he not be envied!"
A senior brother said well, this cultivator should abstain from two things.
One, is love.
One, is desire.
But what about Hu Yifan, accompanied by his daughter-in-law, singing every night.
Eat wine and meat, and feast on it.
It's really a little enviable!
"Senior brother, if you want to eat something good, tomorrow I will ask my daughter-in-law to make something good, and I will bring it up the mountain?"
"No need, Senior Brother Hu, although this wine and meat is good, if you are caught by the ancestor, it is not a joke. ”
Li Ganggang said, and Hu Yifan looked at Senior Brother Li with some confusion.
"Could it be that Senior Brother Li was caught by the ancestor when he opened a small stove?"
"Of course!"
A senior brother next to him said with great interest:
"At the beginning, Senior Brother Li and Senior Brother Wang ate wine at the bottom of the mountain and brought half of the roast chicken back to satisfy their hunger, but when they ate the roast chicken, they just in time for the ancestor to come over to check!"
"As a result, Senior Brother Li was directly punished and confined!"
The senior brother spoke energetically, and Hu Yifan immediately asked:
"What about Senior Brother Wang?"
"Senior Brother Wang, Senior Brother Wang was directly sent to Dongsheng Divine Continent by the Ancestor, and now it is estimated that he is still being beaten in the Divine Dragon Palace!"
Suddenly, Hu Yifan felt that this Bodhi Ancestor was indeed very strict......
"I suddenly felt that it was not easy to practice here. ”
"You are different from us, you can create such a powerful warm-up gymnastics, that is a genius!"
Everyone is very envious of Hu Yifan, to say that this Senior Brother Hu has not been here for a long time, but the progress is still very fast!
When I first came, I could only lift a thousand pounds, but now, I can lift a dumbbell of 3,000 gold.
It's amazing how much progress has been made in just one week.
"Senior Brother Hu, someone is looking for you outside the mountain gate!"
A Taoist friend shouted, Hu Yifan was a little curious, at this time, who would come to him?
"Senior brothers, I can't eat this dish, if you are hungry, then divide it. ”
After Hu Yifan left, this group of senior brothers, you look at me, I look at you, and asked Li Gang.
"Senior brother, do you want to eat?"
"Eat a fart! Eat your own!"
After Li Ganggang finished speaking, he directly covered Hu Yifan's lunch box.
Outside the mountain gate, Yang Jian waited for Hu Yifan with Nezha with a solemn face, and Nezha asked a little unpleasantly:
"Can this guy really put this thing right?"
"I don't think it's a little unreliable. ”
After Nezha finished speaking, Yang Jian said angrily:
"I can't think of anyone else for this. ”
"You guy stabbed Lou Zi, and you actually asked me to help you settle it, I'm really annoyed!"
After Yang Jian finished speaking, Nezha pouted, wanting to say something but couldn't say it.
"Why are you two free to come to me today?"
Hu Yifan came out and saw Yang Jian and Nezha, and was immediately a little surprised, could it be that the two of them caused something?
"Come here, you can't let anyone know about this......
Yang Jian and Nezha called Hu Yifan aside and talked to him about it.
"Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want you to help him practice Dan. ”
"Alchemy?"
Hu Yifan asked with some doubts, if it is alchemy, wouldn't it be more appropriate to find Taishang Laojun?
Although it's okay to do alchemy by yourself, this is much worse than Taishang Laojun.
However, it is certainly not a good thing to see them so sneaky.
"You still have to talk about it. ”
Yang Jian was a little difficult to speak, and Nezha couldn't open his mouth even more.
"Nonsense, if I can say it, then why do I want you to do it?"
"You two don't shirk, just say it. ”
"That's it, do you remember the last time I asked you to help Nezha practice that elixir?"
It is...... The elixir that promotes the secondary development of lotus root people?
"Yes. ”
Hu Yifan replied, and the two suddenly looked at Hu Yifan with some unspeakable eyes.
"That day, we both went to have fun and it turned out to be ......"
Hu Yifan seemed to already know what was going on......
Could it be that they broke the girl's play?
However, judging by their expressions, it shouldn't be such a strange thing.
"As a result, we were accidentally glued to the girl......"
It's not that hard to talk about.
Then, Nezha, the boy, blew the cowhide with the girl, and said that he would redeem the girl. ”
This......
"I said Third Prince, do you know what this means?"
In the world, the meaning of redeeming the Qinglou woman is to take a concubine......
You are a lotus root person, you can just play and experience it, why do you say such ridiculous things?
Could it be that you, as a heavenly general, can really marry other girls?
It's ridiculous.
"That's not the point!"
After Nezha finished speaking, Yang Jian continued.
"Naturally, it is impossible for us to redeem the girl, and the result is ...... That girl doesn't give up, and I ...... as soon as I miss."
"What's the matter?"
"I beat this girl unconscious......"
These two people can really cause trouble......
Dare to let Hu Yifan come over to see the girl......