Chapter 4 Invite God after drinking

Wu Ke hurriedly pulled Xiong Lei and said: "Professional cultivators can control who they want to invite, you can try if you can do it, if you can control it, then you will be awesome!" ”

Xiong Lei was a little embarrassed and said, "Why should I try?" ”

"You close your eyes and think about the person you're going to invite! Only...... Big brother! Let's see if he still comes! ”

Xiong Lei nodded, stood in the middle of the living room, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and slowly spit it out, thinking to himself: Monkey King...... Monkey king...... Monkey king......

After a while, he opened his eyes, and before he could speak, Wu Ke kicked him over!

Xiong Lei shouted: "Oops, I'll wipe it!" What are you kicking me for? ”

Wu Ke smiled embarrassedly and said, "I want to try if Senior Brother is here!" If the senior brother comes, he will dodge the ...... this time."

Xiong Lei said: "I'll tell you when I come, don't kick me!" I'll try again! ”

Xiong Lei closed his eyes again, thinking to himself: I can invite Sun Wukong again just now, maybe the method is wrong, this time it will be called differently......

Xiong Lei thought in his heart again: Senior brother...... Sun Xingzhi ...... Monkey King...... Monkey king...... Fight to defeat the Buddha...... Monkey Ancestor...... Come on me! ……

Still didn't react at all, and when he opened his eyes, he found that Wu Ke was just about to lift his foot, and he jumped backwards hard! Shouted loudly: "What are you doing! ”

Wu Ke said in surprise: "Senior brother? ”

Xiong Lei rolled his eyes and said, "Big sister, senior brother! Or me! ”

Xiong Lei sat on the sofa a little dejected, and said, "I think I may have drunk too much just now...... Where can I be hit by God? That's impossible! ”

Wu Ke did shake his head and said, "I don't think you drank too much, even if you drank too much, you shouldn't be able to jump that high!" Don't give up, try again! ”

Xiong Lei stood up and said, "Okay, then I'll try again, maybe Senior Brother came just now, and he doesn't want to come again...... I'm a different person! ”

Xiong Lei closed his eyes and stood up, and began to think in his heart again: Bull Demon King...... Cow...... Come on...... Upper body......

Xiong Lei opened his eyes, and this time Wu Ke didn't kick him, but asked calmly, "How is it?" ”

Xiong Lei shook his head......

Wu Ke said, "Could it be because of the spell?" One of your unintentional words is a spell to invite them! ”

Xiong Lei said: "That's too complicated! Forget it, don't try, just let it be! ”

He picked up the can on the table and took a sip of his wine......

Before the wine could be swallowed, he and Wu Ke glanced at each other, and Xiong Lei said, "Could it be because of drinking?" ”

Wu Ke said: "Possibly! Quick, you're drinking something! ”

Xiong Lei took out a few cans of beer from the refrigerator, put them on the table, opened a can, and drank it with a bang......

Wu Ke, who was sitting on the side watching Xiong Lei pour wine, frowned and said, "If you really drink and invite God, you are powerful enough......"

"Hiccupβ€”" Xiong Lei burped and said, "Then I'll be invincible!" I can save the world! ”

Wu Ke held his chin in his hand and raised his eyes to watch Xiong Lei drink, and after Xiong Lei drank five cans, Wu Ke asked, "Do you feel anything?" ”

Xiong Lei said, "Hiccupβ€”full...... It's the first time I've drunk so quickly......"

Xiong Lei suddenly walked to the window, looked at the moonlight outside the window and said, "Raise a glass...... Invite Mingyue, the shadow into three people! ”

Wu Ke said in surprise: "Li Bai? ”

Xiong Lei turned his head, smiled lightly, and said, "No, I'll recite a poem to see if I can hook up Li Bai......"

Wu Ke said: "What are you hooking up with! Keep drinking! ”

"Knock knock...... Hiccupβ€”"

When Xiong Lei drank the eighth can of beer, he suddenly threw the can in his hand into the air, raised his right foot, took his left foot as the axis, and turned around in place, his right leg was horizontal, and the top of his foot was in the middle of the can......

"Bang!" The can was kicked off......

Wu Ke said: "Brother Lei, calm down, even if you don't invite you, you don't have to do this?" ”

Xiong Lei's right foot fell heavily on the ground, and said: "The world's martial arts are invincible, only fast and unbreakable!" ”

Wu Ke was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself: Could it be ...... Please? The tone, tone and voice of this speech are not Xiong Lei on weekdays at all?

Moreover, how does this sentence sound a little familiar? It seems to be a line from a movie......

Wu Ke kept searching for this sentence in his brain, and then asked tentatively: "Bruce Lee?" ”

Xiong Lei suddenly clenched his fists and said with a serious face: "Exactly!" ”

Wu Ke was a little excited for a while, unable to speak, and rubbed his hands nervously......

When Wu Ke was about to speak, Xiong Lei hugged his fists again and said, "Farewell!" ”

Then Xiong Lei shook his head, his whole body was excited, as if he had just woken up, and asked, "Are you here?" ”

Wu Ke nodded in surprise and said, "It's here!" Bruce Lee"

Xiong Lei smiled and said, "Hahahaha! Sure enough, if you drink alcohol, you can be invited! ”

Wu Ke asked, "How did you do that?" ”

Xiong Lei's smile froze on his face, and he said, "I don't know, I don't think about anything in my heart......"

Wu Ke said: "But this Bruce Lee is walking too fast, he only said three sentences in total, and he hasn't played for as long as the senior brother!" ”

Xiong Lei scratched his head and said, "Why don't I try again?" ”

Xiong Lei drank a can of beer again......

He staggered towards the sofa where Wu Ke was sitting, and said, "I can't drink it anymore...... Why are you so confused......"

After Xiong Lei finished speaking, he fell headlong on the sofa......

Wu Ke pushed Xiong Lei and said, "Hey! Big Thunder! What's wrong with you? ”

Xiong Lei, who was lying on the sofa, didn't move at all, Wu Ke suddenly became nervous, and quickly reached out to probe Xiong Lei's snort......

As soon as his hand reached under Xiong Lei's nose, Xiong Lei let out a thunderous purr......

Wu Ke stood up, laboriously turned over Xiong Lei, whose face was buried in the sofa, and covered him with another piece of clothing......

He turned around and walked to the bedroom, lay on the bed, listened to Xiong Lei's louder and louder snoring, he really couldn't sleep, and wondered why Xiong Lei had such a situation......

Could it really be caused by an electric shock? It's really a bit strange to say this, why didn't you get hurt at all when you were electrocuted? Why did you invite Monkey King and Bruce Lee for no reason? ……

Wu Ke really couldn't figure it out in his heart......

Early the next morning, Wu Ke got up early, looked at Xiong Lei on the sofa in the living room, was still asleep, went downstairs to buy some breakfast and came back, carrying breakfast, and shaking it in front of Xiong Lei's nose......

Xiong Lei slowly opened his eyes and said in a daze: "Hey? How did I fall asleep? ”