Chapter 3: God Strikes
Xiong Lei, who returned to the wine table again, looked very happy, and said: "That girl just now is really good-looking, and not only good-looking, but also very charming......"
Jiaqi said: "Okay, okay, if I don't expose you, you're still energetic!" ”
Xiong Lei said with a puzzled face: "What's wrong?" Don't you see that pretty girl? ”
"I just saw you giggling there alone!" Jiaqi said with a disdainful face......
Xiong Lei pulled Wu Ke again, saying that he wanted to see the beautiful girl again, but Wu Ke said, "Okay! Brother Lei, I believe you! I saw it too! It's beautiful! ”
Xiong Lei pursed his lips, looked at Jiaqi, and said, "Biaozi, you are jealous of people's parents who are better looking than you!" ”
Xiong Lei turned his head again and asked Tong Xiaoyu, who was eating meat in a big gulp, and said, "You say! You don't see it! After speaking, Xiong Lei blinked, Tong Xiaoyu thought he wanted to let himself cooperate, so he said, "See!" ”
Xiong Lei smiled proudly and said, "Biaozi! If you want me to say, you have to change this problem, and you can't see that others are better looking than you, and you say that you don't even see anyone......"
Tong Xiaoyu took a sip of wine, thought about it for a while, and didn't speak......
But Biaozi and Xiong Lei quarreled again......
At the end of the meal, Xiong Lei said: "Old witch, I will go to my house after a while, I have found two new treasures, and I will give you insight!" ”
Biaozi said curiously: "What baby? ”
Xiong Lei smiled lightly and said, "Divine weapon!" ”
Wu Ke said: "By the way, the claw knife you showed me last time, I went back to read the classics, and finally knew what was engraved on it, it was the words of the seal script!" ”
Xiong Lei said: "What word? The name of the owner of the knife? ”
Wu Ke said: "I don't know the name of the master, but those two words are Yamo!" ”
Xiong Lei said excitedly: "Haha! Raven Mo? That's a cool name! You go to my place in the evening, and we will study it again! ”
Wu Ke nodded and said, "Okay! ”
After the end of the game, Wu Ke went home with Xiong Lei to see Xiong Lei's newly acquired magic weapon......
The first thing Xiong Lei did when he entered the house was to take out a can of beer from the refrigerator and take out the claw knife he picked up on the side of the road last time......
I saw that the whole body of this knife was dark, the curved tip of the knife was like a sheep's horn, the handle of the knife was engraved with delicate patterns, and there were two patterns on it that looked like words......
Xiong Lei weighed the claw knife and said, "This knife feels really good, it looks like a good knife!" ”
Wu Ke said: "Find something to try and see if it's fast!" ”
Xiong Lei drank all the beer in his hand, held the claw knife in one hand and the can in the other, and with a slight stroke, the knife left a neat cut on the can!
Xiong Lei couldn't close his mouth when he smiled, and exclaimed: "Haha! Good knives! Good knives! Sure enough, the iron is like clay! ”
Wu Ke asked, "What is your new purchase?" Show me! ”
Xiong Lei waved his hand and said, "Hey! Don't look at it, compared with this treasure knife, it is fast rotten iron, I bought it on the side of the road, and it is only fifteen yuan! ”
Xiong Lei played with the knife in his hand, not to mention how happy he was, and this happiness inevitably required two more drinks, and after a while, there were more than a dozen empty cans on the ground......
Wu Ke said: "I can't drink anymore, go wash your face!" ”
Xiong Lei waved his hand and said, "Bag!" ”
As soon as Wu Ke walked into the bathroom, he heard the sound of ping-pong coming from the living room, and when he came out, Xiong Lei was wielding a mop pole and practicing "kung fu......
"Brother Da Lei! What are you doing here? ”
Xiong Lei shouted: "Bah! Goblin! Eat my grandson! As he spoke, he flew towards Wu Ke with an arrow step, if it weren't for the fact that the jump was too high and the ceiling was too low, his posture would be enough to fly for more than ten meters!
"Bang!" The mop pole in Xiong Lei's hand hit the chandelier hanging on the ceiling!
With a puff of white smoke, Xiong Lei fell to the ground, he covered his head, grinned and said, "Knock my grandson to death!" ”
Wu Ke said: "Okay, just the two of us, you don't act!" Stop and sit for a while, I'll wash my face and drink with you! ”
Xiong Lei jumped back again, squatted on the sofa, supported the ground with a mop pole with one hand, and rubbed his head with the other......
Wu Ke smiled and said, "Okay! Brother Lei, you're already a cosplaymaker, and you can join the crew with a little hair! ”
Xiong Lei scratched his ears and said, "Which goblin cave is the crew, wait for my grandson to go and drop him!" ”
Wu Ke smiled and said: "I see that you are really a little too drunk, you can play by yourself, I can't stay up a little, so let's go to bed first!" ”
Wu Ke just took two steps into the bedroom, suddenly turned around and asked with a little seriousness, "When you were in the restaurant today, did you really see a girl?" Let's be serious, if you make trouble again, I'll leave! ”
Xiong Lei squatted on the sofa, scratched his cheeks and said, "What girl, I don't remember my grandson......"
Wu Ke saw that Xiong Lei was still immersed in "role-playing", sighed, and walked to Xiong Lei's bedroom to sleep......
He lay on the bed for a while, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, so he decided to get up and go to see Xiong Lei, and just pushed open the bedroom door, he found that Xiong Lei had fallen asleep on the sofa......
Wu Ke casually took a piece of clothing and put it on Xiong Lei's body, Xiong Lei suddenly opened his eyes violently, startling Wu Ke, Xiong Lei said in horror: "Old Wu, I may have hit a ghost!" ”
Wu Ke asked a little confused: "Why did you suddenly say that?" ”
Xiong Lei nodded solemnly and said, "I won't lie to you!" Actually, I've been awake for a long time, and I'm just recalling what happened just now! ”
Wu Ke said, "Remember what? ”
Xiong Lei just picked up the wine glass from the table, and when he wanted to take a sip, he suddenly stared at the wine in his hand and was stunned......
He said dumbfoundedly: "I know a lot of what I did just now, but I can't control it, do you know what I said?" ”
Wu Ke nodded and said, "I don't understand ......."
Xiong Lei continued: "I seem to have become the Monkey King just now......"
Wu Ke said, "Yes, you can still hit the roof with one jump!" ”
Xiong Lei nodded, and said with some horror: "I know!" My head still hurts! But I don't even know how I jumped so high! So I suspect I've been possessed by something! ”
Wu Ke frowned and thought for a while and said, "Why don't you try to jump now?" ”
Xiong Lei stood up again, bent his legs and bent his knees...... Jump upwards!
Less than 50 cm above the ground......
Xiong Lei jumped twice unwillingly, Wu Ke hurriedly stopped him, and said, "Okay, okay, don't jump, you jump down the building again!" ”
Xiong Lei sat on his upper hair, frowned, and said, "What's going on?" How did I jump that high? ”
Wu Ke said with a serious face: "I guess, you guessed correctly, you may really be possessed by something, and it depends on the actions and tone...... It's a bit like a big brother! ”
Xiong Lei said in astonishment: "Transform into a senior brother? ”
Wu Ke asked again: "Otherwise, how can you explain that you can jump so high!" Also, let me ask you again, did you really see a girl at the door of the hotel? ”
Xiong Lei nodded and said firmly: "Really! Didn't you see me talking to her, too? ”
Wu Ke shook his head and said, "I don't know if the little fish saw it, anyway, I didn't see it!" ”
Xiong Lei glared and said, "Could it be ...... Did I really see a ghost? I've also become a big brother? Is this impossible? Isn't this scientific? ”
Wu Ke thought for a moment and said, "Many things can't be explained by science!" I've read in an ancient book before that some people, after cultivating, can master a kind of ability, and this ability can invite the gods to God! ”
Xiong Lei said with a surprised face: "But I haven't practiced?" ”
Wu Ke chuckled and said, "I know, if drinking is a kind of cultivation, you have already reached the peak!" ”
Wu Ke frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly patted his thigh and said, "I know!" It's an electric shock! ”
"Electric shock?"
"Yes! Some people were struck by lightning, and instead of dying, they gained supernatural abilities! You've been hit with high-voltage electricity, it should be similar to a lightning split! ”
"Huh?" Xiong Lei still couldn't believe it......
Wu Ke said, "I remember! There's a technical term for this ability of yours, it's called ......," Wu Ke recalled carefully......
"What's it called?"
"God hits!"