Chapter 11 Doing as the Locals Follow
Life is an ocean, forget your goals, you will lose the direction of progress; Forgetting one's responsibilities will lose the motivation to trek; Forgetting one's own commitments will result in losing the help of others; If you forget who you are, you will lose your sense of being a human being. Only by following the tide with the tide and guarding hope can people continue to move forward when the storm comes......
It's been a month since the flamboyant affair.
In the past month, Lin Fan followed Lin Hai everywhere all day long. Busy showing feng shui to various bosses, helping the idle Kuotai to catch the junior, moving the ancestral graves of large families who are not doing well, and teaching the elderly the art of immortality......
Even in poor villages that have been in drought for several years, Lin Hai dares to open an altar for others to ask for rain. But God was blind, and he really asked him to beg for it, and the local people were grateful to Dade and offered him as a god. Lin Hai did not live up to everyone's hospitality and made a lot of money.
Anyway, as long as it is money, Lin Hai will accept it no matter how bad it is or what is struck by lightning.
Lin Fan followed Lin Hai all day long, and at first he did everything he could to block it, but later he found out that this was actually a deal of love and love, one willing to slaughter and one willing to suffer. In addition, Lin Hai kept preaching in his ear:
"The most hypocritical and fickle thing in this world is the human heart, people live in this world full of lies and intrigue, it is easy to get lost, and in the struggle and wandering, they will slowly lose themselves, and their hearts will be chaotic and directionless. And in order to purify sentient beings, I sacrifice myself for others, go to the soup and fire, sacrifice my life for righteousness, sacrifice my small self to achieve my big self, and I am willing to be the stepping stone that guides them on the path of life, guiding them through the maze, tempering their inner demons, and giving them some sustenance in their hearts. ”
Lin Fan thought about it carefully, although what Lin Hai said was disgusting and exaggerated, there was some truth, and he was slowly relieved.
But what made him speechless the most was that after begging for rain in the village, a widow surnamed Li in the village braved the heavy rain to find Lin Hai. As soon as they met, they gave Lin Hai a stack of banknotes, and Lin Haile agreed without asking anything. Then the two beckoned Widow Li to come under the tree, and when they asked, they found that Widow Li was a bit tricky.
Widow Lee told them that it wasn't a big deal either. Then he said that he fell in love with a bachelor in a neighboring village and wanted to remarry, but because of the superstition of the villagers, she said that she had killed her husband, and she was afraid that after marrying, she would gossip to her in-laws.
As the saying goes, gossip hurts people's hearts. So today, when I saw Lin Hai with such great ability, I thought about asking him for help, and set up an altar to summon his ex-husband's ghost to come out and ask, is this okay? The main thing is to let her "ex-husband" in front of everyone and help her say some good things such as being virtuous, housekeeping, and abiding by women's morals, the point is that her "ex-husband" must personally admit that his death has nothing to do with Widow Li.
After that, Widow Li added with a wink, whether this thing can be done or not depends on the master's "ability".
Lin Hai smiled heartily, and he understood. Lin Fan is not stupid, he basically understood the general situation on the side, and thought: "There are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, and this is really not a random cover." ”
At this time, Lin Hai, who felt a little at a loss, after some fierce bargaining, talked to Lin Fan aside, wanting him to pretend to be a ghost and play the husband of Widow Li, who had been dead for many years, saying that he had experience.
Lin Fan exploded when he heard it, he said that he would not do anything about such a dirty and immoral thing.
Lin Hai soaked it for a long time, knew it with reason, moved it with his fists and feet, and finally used a nonsense saying "I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage" and a trick "guillotine", which moved Lin Fan, and he reluctantly agreed.
Lin Fan pretended to be a ghost for the first time, and the scene was quite spectacular, except for those who couldn't walk and couldn't get off the ground, the men, women and children in the village basically came. After all, it was the first time that the people in the village had encountered such a thing as summoning ghosts, and everyone wanted to come over and join in the fun.
Lin Fan never expected the scene to be so big, and he was embarrassed and remorseful in his heart. blamed himself for being cheap, but things had been forced to this point, so he had to finish the drama hard.
Lin Hai and Lin Fan cooperated to act in a good show.
Lin Hai was talking nonsense in his mouth, shaking the three clear bells, constantly comparing and gesturing in front of Lin Fan, and finally pointed at Lin Fan with a peachwood sword, waved it hard, and sprayed a mouthful of liquor, Lin Fan rolled his eyes in front of the whole village, and recited the lines that Lin Hai taught him with a red face.
Although the whole line was stumbling, he also said everything that should be said, which coincided with the drama of attracting ghosts and summoning spirits, but it was crooked. Widow Li listened to it on the side, laughing so hard that the flowers and branches trembled, her face was full of peach blossoms, and the dark cloud on her head that she was unwilling to disperse for a long time after being blackmailed by Lin Hai slowly dissolved.
Rural people have never seen this meeting, and with the shock brought to them by Lin Hai's previous "begging for rain", they have long been convinced of Lin Hai and Lin Fan's uncle and nephew at this time.
Everyone looked at the double reed play performed by the two, some were so frightened that they trembled, some ran away, and more people stood motionless, with a dumbfounded expression on their faces, but they were thinking about whether to find these two people to help them with their own old millet and rotten sesame seeds, and the unspeakable past by the way.
Lin Hai stood in front of Lin Fan and saw the brightest. also believed that Lin Fan was born a genius who was willing to be abducted, and finally did not forget to help him applaud.
Lin Fan later recalled that this was a pain that he could not erase in his life, and the past was unbearable.
This play made Lin Hai and Lin Fan very popular. The two were busy in the village for a few more days, and after solving many incurable diseases of the villagers, they returned to the city with a lot of money.
During the day, Lin Fan kept following Lin Hai to catch up, and when he got home at night, he was still learning to cook hard.
Eating out every day is expensive and unhealthy, Lin Hai doesn't want to spend a penny more, as long as he sees Lynch busy in the kitchen at home, the two of them are piled up on the sofa and shivering, cold sweat is flowing down the back of the spine, how can there be a little appetite.
Later, as long as Lynch was on vacation, the two of them would inevitably have something to go out for, or even stay up all night. Lynch also found that the two were deliberately avoiding her, and in a fit of anger, they burned the robes of the two of them, smashing a lot of belongings that the two of them relied on for survival, causing Lin Hai to cry in distress, but he didn't dare to argue with reason, so he had to endure the humiliation, and his glass heart shattered to the ground. After this incident, the two no longer dared to stay home at night.
However, it is not a way to go on in the long run, after careful consideration, Lin Fan made up his mind to learn to cook, and Lin Hai also strongly supported this matter, not only providing a variety of cheats about cooking books, but also buying a set of high-end kitchenware for Lin Fan.
After a month, the food cooked by Lin Fan was not delicious, but it was edible, but compared to what Lynch cooked, it was also a delicious meal.
Early this morning, Lin Qi finished eating angrily, and threatened Lin Fan, who was sitting opposite: "If you dare to get up and rush to cook with me in the morning, I will put you in the pot and cook." ”
"Cousin~ cousin, aren't you going to go to~ school, I~ I'm not afraid that you will be tired! Besides, I have rough skin and thick meat, and I can't cook it, so it's not ~ not delicious. Lin Fan was so frightened that his tongue stammered.
After Lynch dropped the cruel words, he ignored Lin Fan, picked up the hanging bag, and slammed the door.
"Big nephew, it's okay, don't pay attention to her, you must insist on getting up early to cook, uncle supports you!" Lin Hai hurriedly came over and encouraged.
"You support a hairy use, didn't you hear people say that next time you dare to cook with her, she will cook me and eat it?" Lin Fan said with palpitations.
"Look at your little bit of goodness, do you believe her nonsense that scares three-year-olds? Besides, with your copper skin and iron bones, invulnerable body and bones, she can't cook it if she wants to. You have to be strong, but you can't live up to my set of kitchen utensils. Lin Hai persuaded bitterly.
Lin Fan immediately said, "Why don't you dare to say that in front of her?" Eh~ Uncle! Why do I always have the feeling that you are not like her father, but like her son? ”
Lin Hai said angrily: "Fart! I call my father's love like a mountain, respect for the old and love for the young, gentle and kind, magnanimous, broad-minded, and tolerant of all rivers......"
Lin Fan hurriedly waved his hand and interrupted: "Okay, okay, okay, don't be coquettish with me, I don't know you yet, you must have done something wrong, I'm sorry for my cousin, right?" ”
Lin Fan forced his eyes to look at Lin Hai, but Lin Hai dodged his gaze, and then turned on the mode of nonsense, saying:
"Alas~! Didn't I mention it to you, it's your aunt's business. When I gave birth to your cousin, there was an accident, and the doctor asked me to protect the big and the small, blame me for being cheap, and casually said that I would protect my son...... It doesn't count the loss of your aunt's life, and it offended Lynch, so Lynch ...... now" Lin Hai finally pretended to squeeze out two old crocodile tears.
Lin Fan looked at Lin Hai's "sad and painful" appearance with cold eyes, and thought, "I'm grass!" You old liar with no bottom line, this kind of nonsense, people with a little IQ can tell the difference, and you actually take it out to fool Lao Tzu. Damn, what age are you still keeping the big and the small? Where did Lynch's memories come from when he was born? At that time, if you didn't say it, who would have known that you wanted a son? …… Old slippery head, you want to play, the master will accompany you to the end! ”
Lin Fan remained silent, pretended to be sad, then squeezed out two little crocodile tears, and said, "Don't say it, uncle, I'm sorry, I reminded you of your sadness again." Woohoo......"
In the next second, the two of them hugged each other tacitly, crying together, their voices coming and going, constantly adding drama to themselves, vowing to fight high and low......
During this time, Lin Fan's soul is slowly recovering, and his thinking is slowly recovering, although his memory is still blank, but this deepens his pursuit and exploration of his life experience.