Chapter 12: The Lin Family

After breakfast, the sky was suddenly overcast and windy, and after a while lightning and thunder thundered outside, and it began to rain heavily.

Lin Hai saw that he was afraid that he would not be able to go out to make money today, so he immediately glanced at Lin Fan who was washing the dishes, and sighed silently in his heart, "This kid is really not an ordinary person, the speed of soul recovery is so amazing!" Fortunately, if this continues, my difficult task will be completed sooner, and the treasure will be in my bag as soon as possible! The most important thing is that you can break free from the clutches of Lynch's little devil early! Hey! Boy, I'm optimistic about you! Lao Tzu's happiness is all on you! ”

Lin Hai's heart was full of joy and imagination.

"Since he is so talented, shouldn't I strike while the iron is hot and pour some oil on this fire! Hitting a child on a rainy day is idle anyway. He hesitated for a while, and secretly decided to put some pressure on Lin Fan.

After a while, Hailin called Lin Fan to him with a smile and said:

"Eldest nephew, I've been too busy lately, and I haven't found time to teach you spells, so it's okay today, so Uncle will tell you about the family history of our Lin family and the family's lifelong learning."

Lin Fan looked at Lin Hai's unscrupulous eyes and muttered in his heart, "This guy would be so kind?" Could it be that there is something tricky that I need to go up to? ”

As soon as he thought of this, his scalp was numb, he subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and asked anxiously: "Uncle, are you hiding from me, and what kind of unsightly work has you taken?" ”

Lin Hai saw the fear in Lin Fan's heart, and comforted him with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm just doing business training, your professional and technical ability is too poor, every time I take you out, I have to wipe your buttocks, which affects our work efficiency too much." Therefore, as a senior and elder, I deeply feel the great responsibility and urgency on my shoulders, and after careful consideration, I have decided to teach you some Universe Invincible Super Taoist Great Spells! Do you want to learn? After he finished speaking, he looked at Lin Fan with a sincere face, waiting for his reply.

Although Lin Fan did not completely dispel the doubts in his heart, he still excitedly squeezed to Lin Hai's side and said, "Uncle, I have been with you for so long, and I finally moved you...... Is this a discovery of conscience? ”

Lin Hai said slightly unhappily: "Did you brush your teeth in the morning?" It's like I'm always abusing you. Shut up your stinky mouth, sit down over there, and the two old men will make do with each other. Listen to me, I didn't ask you not to speak. Remember every word I say, and I won't say it a second time unless you wash my pants. ”

Lin Fan hurriedly scurried to the side, sat down cross-legged, his voice trembled with excitement, and said, "Uncle, your old man said slowly, I don't have a good memory." ”

Lin Hai picked up the teacup, pecked at the tea, and said: "I should tell you something, our Lin family is not an ordinary ordinary person, but a mysterious family with a lot of unknown secrets. The descendants of the Lin family are not ordinary human beings, you have been following me for a while, I think no matter how stupid you are, you should be aware of it, right? ”

Lin Fan nodded and said, "Yes, uncle, at first I really thought you were a god, but during the time I was with you, many unusual things did happen around me, and some things were indeed beyond the scope of my understanding, could it be that our Lin family was cursed?" will be so unlucky, and will always be entangled by some demons and monsters. ”

Lin Hai smiled and continued, "I almost got you right. However, it is not those demonic things that entangle our Lin family, but it is the mission of our Lin family to subdue demons and eliminate demons, because the people of our Lin family are all kings of the human race-the Alien. ”

"Boom~!" At this time, there was a sudden thunder and lightning outside the house, flashing the room flickering brightly and darkly, and the pouring rain accompanied by the strong wind violently slapped on the exterior wall, as if it was about to break through the window in the next second, rendering the whole room full of a mysterious and strange atmosphere.

Lin Fan was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "What is a supernatural person?" ”

Lin Hai was also frightened, and secretly scolded: "Damn! Bananas, you Barra! What the hell is the weather? Lao Tzu is bragging B here and has a dime to do with you? What are you cooperating with? Something that doesn't have long eyes! Then he took a sip of tea, calmed down, and continued to explain: "In the long process of evolution, human beings have changed the initial state of life little by little in order to adapt to environmental changes. No one knows what we were in the first place and where we came from. Human beings are just constantly evolving and changing in the midst of an urgent need for survival. That's why we have the form of today's human beings, hands, feet, eyes, ears, nose, mouth, heart, and so on...... However, in the long process of evolution, due to the influence of some special environment, or the interference of some external factors, some people have changed their body or soul, possessed some special abilities, and become different from ordinary people, and very powerful. Such a person is called a stranger, and our Lin family doesn't know which ancestor suffered what kind of change, but it also mutated, and this vein genetics is extremely powerful, so it can be passed down from generation to generation, and by your generation, I don't know how many generations it has been passed on. ”

Lin Fan said incredulously: "I'm grass!" The amount of information is so large, let me absorb it. Then the whole person fell into confusion.

"Could it be that this bald ugly man in front of you is really my uncle? It doesn't look like it, does it? If you want to say that my cousin and I are a family, and we talked about the past, but this product looks too bad...... However, according to him, if it is mutated, it is still possible. But, the Lin family? I don't even know who I am, am I really surnamed Lin? ……”

Lin Hai didn't bother Lin Fan, picked up the newspaper on the table casually, and read it by himself.

After half an hour, Lin Fan relieved himself, temporarily let go of the entanglement in his heart, and continued to ask: "Uncle, if you are mutated according to what you said, I can see it, but what about me?" How am I different from others? And my cousin ......."

Lin Hai put down the newspaper, waved his hand and said, "Of course your cousin is not an ordinary person, can't you see how powerful she is?" I warn you, you'd better not her off, and if she does, I'll keep her away. But according to the rhythm of your death, you will see her superpowers sooner or later. ”

After Lin Fan knew that Lynch had terrifying superpowers, his heart trembled, reminding himself that he must pay more attention in the future, but he must not die in the hands of his own people.

"As for you, I've seen it a long time ago, but I just didn't tell you. Your hard bones do have some doorways, water and fire are invulnerable, invulnerable, and can resist the power of 10,000 catties. It's just that you're a little empty here. Lin Hai pointed at Lin Fan's head.

Lin Fan wondered: "Why didn't I find out that I was so powerful......" He scratched his head, as if he remembered something, and continued: "However, I accidentally broke the toilet when I, and the broken bed was also collapsed by me several times, and the kitchen knives you gave were all stuck in my fingers~ I thought the kitchenware you bought was fake?" Hehe......"

Lin Hai listened and listened, and always felt that something was wrong, as if he remembered something.

Toilet? Immediately shocked, he immediately scolded: "You lack virtue and smoke, the toilet turned out to be broken by you?" You don't know what the fuck you know, and you still put the pieces back together? You're ingenious, Lao Tzu sat down, and those words were almost not cut off! What the fuck are you going to circumcision? I really want to ......."

The more he talked, the more angry he became, and he picked up the teacup and was about to smash it.

Seeing this, Lin Fan hurriedly stepped forward to stop the furious Lin Hai, he didn't expect that his momentary negligence would hurt Lin Hai so much, while adding water and serving tea, rubbing his shoulders and beating his back, he said with a hippie smile: "Hehe! Uncle, rest your anger! It's me who is wrong, I am guilty! You don't remember the villain, blame me for being careless, and I won't do it next time. Don't get angry, it will affect your health and get old easily! ”

Seeing that Lin Hai was slowly deflated, Lin Fan hurriedly diverted the topic and asked, "Uncle, what did you mean by saying that I am void inside?" ”

"The toilet is not over! I will temporarily deduct one month's salary from you, and count it for me to heal, and the follow-up treatment fee will depend on the situation! Lin Hai saw Lin Fan's surprised and smiling expression, and added, "Don't think about it!" I'm in good health, I'm very strong! Mainly by the strong mental stimulation! ”

"Whatever you want, I already owe you so much anyway, and it's not bad! Burst~! Lin Fan couldn't hold back his laughter in the end.

"The little bunny laughs! You're really a dead pig and you're not afraid of boiling water! Why do you say that you are empty, it means that the soul of your body has long been shattered, and you are just holding it there in one breath, otherwise you will have nightmares and sleepless nights? Why do you have amnesia and you don't want to think about it yourself? Do you think anyone can be ghosted? By the way, a person with a broken soul like you has a very vivid nickname, called Ghost Kiln! Hey! Those lonely ghosts, male ghosts, female ghosts, lewd ghosts, and evil ghosts like you the most! Don't worry, you won't feel lonely in this life, you can't do it~" Lin Hai deliberately said that the matter was particularly serious to relieve the hatred in his heart.

Lin Fan knew that Lin Hai liked to exaggerate when he spoke, but he was still frightened into a cold sweat, and then exclaimed, "I'll go!" So serious? Didn't I become a...... Anyone can get on me. Uncle, I'd rather die than be a bus! That's worth it! Yes, I'd rather die than give in......"

Lin Hai saw Lin Fan's dejected appearance, he sighed in his heart, and said with a smile: "You don't have to be so nervous, although your perfect body is a big temptation for some souls who want to be reborn, but our Lin family's spells are not vegetarian." The mutated ancestor of the Lin family, I don't know where to get the book of Taoism called "Creation Tongjian", and passed it down. It not only records some techniques for subduing demons and eliminating demons, strengthening the soul and strengthening the body, but also tells a lot of strange things. Anyway, the content of the book is very complex and all-encompassing. I've only seen a small part of it, and I have today's achievements, alas, I only blame your uncle for being too tall and mighty, a talent, graceful, chic and handsome... I was chased by fans all day long, and I was negligent in my cultivation......"

Lin Fan hurriedly interrupted: "Uncle, you always want to take the car of the last century to the current highway to drive, can you not crash?" Can we accept the reality and live in the present? ”

Lin Hai frowned and said, "Can't you let me reminisce about my youth?" I don't want to talk to people like you...... Straight to the point! The mystical techniques recorded in this book are complex and unfathomable, and the variety is staggering, including altar dipping, sermons, talismans, forbidden spells, divination, praying for rain, body plagues, worshipping gods, subduing demons, and witches...... There are many more, and I just studied a few of them, and it took me half my life. But among the kinds of spells I have mastered, there is a very special kind of occult art called sealing, which is to use the twists and turns of the ten fingers of both hands to form different shapes, and then cooperate with the idea of psychological imagination to attract spatial elements and form a practice. There are thousands of types of mudras, each with a special meaning and function, among which there is a very complex mudra called soul eater, this kind of seal can help people strengthen the soul and strengthen the soul, which is just a spell tailored for you. How about it, are you interested in learning? ”

Lin Fan heard that he was bleeding all over the place, and nodded desperately: "Uncle, uncle, this seems to be very hanging, I will learn this." ”

Lin Hai puffed up and said, "Okay, but this spell is much more difficult than cooking, and from today onwards, you have to work hard and work hard." ”

Lin Fan resolutely gritted his teeth and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely win glory for the Lin family!" But he secretly swore in his heart, "When I become a teacher one day, I will beat you all over the ground and force you to tell all the truth!" ”

Seeing that Lin Fan had a good attitude, Lin Hai nodded with satisfaction, casually threw Lin Fan a USB drive, and said happily: "Well, yes, take it, practice hard, don't live up to my high expectations and waste my feelings." ”

Lin Fan took the USB drive and asked in a daze, "Uncle, what is this?" Shouldn't the cheats be a tattered, yellowed, and bloodstained kraft book? At least it has to be similar to that bad puppet book, right? ”

"Fuck you, you've read too many martial arts novels. What the hell is it, where the am I going to figure that thing out for you? ”

"Oh, don't you point?"

Lin Hai picked up the newspaper again and said, "You think about it yourself first, and you won't come back to ask me." ”

Lin Fan said again: "I don't have a computer. ”

Lin Hai thought for a while and said, "There is a computer in Lynch's room, or you ...... it."

Lin Fan hurriedly shook his head and vetoed: "Forget it, uncle, then I haven't waited for me to learn, I'm dying, how can I become your right-hand man?" Then he smiled and said, "Uncle, why don't you give me one too." ”

Lin Hai nodded and shook his head, constantly weighing in his heart. He hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "Big nephew, you may not know that that thing has radiation, which is not good for your health, especially if you are not married." There's no need for another one.,It just so happens that I have one in my room.,Dual-core 4G memory,2T storage space.,It's always fast to get things down.。 What do you think? Kill it! Go to me, I can still supervise you casually. ”

"Uh~ Okay, then I'll go up." Lin Fan took the USB drive, drooped his head, and walked towards Lin Hai's bedroom.

Lin Hai snickered, thinking that he had saved another sum, but immediately a charming and charming shadow flashed in his mind.

Lin Hai suddenly jumped up from the sofa, rushed to the bedroom, and shouted, "Big nephew~!" Wait a while, don't flip through the things in the F drive, it's all family ethics dramas! Not suitable for children! ”