"Go and use the 'mind reading' on that shopkeeper and find out what he's thinking~" Bei Bei urged.

Ding Xuecheng took a piece of chocolate, went to pay the bill, locked the head of the shopkeeper with mental power, and thought: "Mind reading, open!" ”

Immediately, Ding Xuecheng's mind sensed the shopkeeper's thoughts, as if the man was muttering: "This little ghost doesn't go to school, wanders around, and at first glance he is a bad boy, oh~ He may also be a fellow practitioner." Now the manpower is a little small, the second and third children are too busy, and there are people here to guard the store, do you want to absorb this little ghost? …… Lao Tzu is a genius~ This 'new business model' is the only one! Set of 'hand-in-hand' and sell-off, although it is not a 'daily gold', but it is also a 'serious businessman', the key is 'no business'...... Wait for the second and third children to bring back the 'loot' from the big supermarket, and discuss with them about expanding the manpower. ”

Ding Xuecheng used 8 yuan to buy a piece of chocolate for more than ten yuan in a big supermarket. Less than half a minute before and after the payment, Ding Xuecheng thoroughly touched the bottom of this small supermarket, broke a piece of chocolate and threw it into his mouth, and left here leisurely.

Ding Xuecheng casually found a public phone booth on the street, took out a 1 yuan coin, prepared to stuff it in, thought about it, stopped and asked in his heart: "Beibei, can't you use an Internet phone?" Just simulate a person's voice and call 110 to report the case, and you want me to waste money, you don't have a brain? ”

"The 110 command center can identify and track Internet calls, and it's not necessary to make such a small thing so complicated. Isn't it just 1 yuan? When you receive 16 million, and the 1 yuan coin is kicked by you, you will not bend down to pick it up! ”

"Wouldn't it? 1 yuan can buy 2 lollipops~ I will definitely pick it up! ”

"Don't be poor~ I'll just make an analogy, there's no need to be serious. Let's call~ Righteousness is beckoning to you! My Points Reward...... Also beckoning to me~"

Ding Xuecheng stuffed the coin, grabbed the microphone, and dialed 110 directly. The phone was connected instantly, and a sweet female voice came: "Hello~ This is the 110 command center of XX City." Excuse me, what is your reaction? ”

"Hello! I am an ordinary citizen and found a den of theft gang with three people on the corner of XX Street. They opened a small supermarket here and sold goods stolen from major supermarkets at a price 30% lower than the market price. Now a man in his 30s is guarding the store, and two more have gone to the supermarket to steal. I'll just react to this situation, and you can send someone to verify! …… I'm afraid of being found out, I'm going to be retaliated against, and I'm not going to show my face. ”

After Ding Xuecheng pinched his throat and finished speaking, he hung up the phone and walked out of the phone booth.

"Beibei, my statement is okay, right?"

"110 will definitely record and record when you receive the police, but it is useless to you, you can rest assured~ The camera over there is not clear, and you are not afraid to catch it. The information you provided was so detailed, they would definitely send someone over to investigate. With the result, you will get the positive qi value. Now go to the bus station in the city, and by the way, take a look at the fake 'beggars' at the central intersection~"

"Are you going to take the city bus? Yes, there are many thieves on the bus, and they are looking for old people and young women, and wallets and mobile phones are important targets for them. But what's the point of those beggars at the central intersection? How do you say it's a 'fake beggar'? ”

Bei Bei flew into the air again, loudly announcing the award speech that only he could hear.

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Backstage soundtrack, sound!

"Don't ask me where I'm from, my hometown is far away, why wander? Wandering far away, wandering ......"

"Bebe, isn't this the theme song of 'The Olive Tree'? Isn't it a beggar's vocation to wander? ”

Bei Bei ignored Ding Xuecheng and was still talking hard about his award speech-

Awards: Best Acting Award

Winner: Counterfeit version of "Beggar"

Award Speech: Don't ask me where I'm from, why I'm wandering, wandering far away. In order to get something for nothing, to sit back and enjoy it, to win people's pity, for ill-gotten gains, wandering......

Prize: Three months of educational reform.

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"Babe, what can I do with them? Can't get righteousness, right? ”

"Cough ~ cough ~ read according to the script, too devoted! Forget that you can't solve this social problem at the moment. However, some of them are beggars during the day, and they may be burglaries at night, taking their money away and letting them drink the northwest wind~"

"Do you know where they hid their money? Maybe it's in the bank? ”

"Uh~ Makes sense! In vain my performance, bad luck ~ Let's go, go and take the bus around the city! ”

Ding Xuecheng was interested in Beibei's program, and asked as he walked: "Beibei, do you have more than a dozen programs?" In addition to gang theft, fake beggars and bus pickpockets, what else? ”

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Today Babe is a show...... I can't finish awarding awards...... There are also "stupid kids" who secretly copy test papers, copy other people's names and win the "Most Stupid Thief Award"; The soundtrack is "Stupid Kid".

There are burglars, who covet other people's wine, and get drunk in other people's houses; Some often steal, and after getting used to it, they thought it was their own home and put their ID cards on the host's desk...... The award speech to them is: Gently you go, just as gently you come. You beckon, and the pockets fill with items. Quietly you go, just as you come quietly, you wave your sleeves, the full belt you can bring. The soundtrack is "Stunned". ”

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The last one is a heavyweight award, this award has attracted worldwide attention, there are many winners, and it is the most in-depth - "Lifetime Achievement Award"'! Winner: Corrupt officials. Prizes: one pair of handcuffs and one pair of leg irons, life imprisonment or death, deprivation of political rights for life, confiscation of property...... Award speech: One misstep becomes a thousand hatreds! The soundtrack is Destiny.

Time flies, and today's awards are coming to an end, and the winners of the major awards have returned home with a full load. Their "glorious" deeds have been recorded in the annals of stealing, "through the ages". We also hope that more thieves will be dedicated to their careers, steal professionalism, steal their true style, and believe that the next winner will be one of you! …… Next year, say "Hello, thief" again; Next year's Stealing Festival will be back in splendor. That's the end of today's awards, see you next year!

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"How's it going, is this script and my performance exciting? Is it shocking? ”

Before Ding Xuecheng could respond, Bei Bei screamed: "Wow~haha!" The points are coming~...... I calculated ~10 points of righteousness, which is 500 points! A sum of 500 ...... If you get 9 more today, isn't it 5000 points? Wow~"

"What are you calling? Silly performing? ”

"110 went to the police, and in less than half an hour, the den was eliminated, and the second and third children were arrested as soon as they came back with stolen goods. Faced with police interrogation, several suspects confessed their actions on the spot. It turned out that the room full of goods had been stolen by them using some security loopholes in the large supermarket, and many goods had been stored in just a few months. So, the three thieves opened that 'cheap supermarket' there. Now that everyone has stolen money, you get a reward of 10 positive points. ”

"Haha~ Today's flag is victorious, and I got 10 points of righteousness at the beginning! Let's make persistent efforts to get enough righteousness today......"