Chapter 92: Hello, Thief (I)
Soon, Bei Bei replied to Ding Xuecheng: "The matter of asking for leave has been taken care of for you." However, you'd better go to school tomorrow morning...... Hmm~ Pretend to be sick and prepare for the leave later! ”
"Why? Tomorrow, I'll simulate grandma's voice to explain the situation, isn't it? Make it so complicated! ”
"Your homeroom teacher cares about you very much~ I think she will call your grandmother to find out about your 'condition', in that case, won't it be exposed?"
"Like this~...... 'pretending to be sick'? Is it okay to wear makeup? I'm going to buy cosmetics later, and I'll be able to use them tomorrow. Beibei, does 'makeup' have requirements for the quality of cosmetics? ”
"Of course, the better the quality, the better the effect! However, you can't afford expensive cosmetics, so you can get something very ordinary, temporarily dealing with it for a while, the kind that costs 180 yuan. ”
"Is it 180 yuan for a box of foundation, or is it only 180 yuan for all the makeup? I only have 200 yuan, is it enough? ”
"Eh~ I know the market of all cosmetics, your money is really not enough! …… Just buy a box of ordinary foundation, and with the rest of the money, you can buy some inferior eyebrow pencils, lipsticks, blushes, brushes, etc., and make do with it~"
Ding Xuecheng followed Beibei's instructions, came to a very ordinary supermarket cosmetics counter, and in the stunned eyes of the aunts, he prepared all the cosmetics he needed and fled.
"Beibei, the school uniform is unusable, I brought a set of sportswear that I usually wear. Where to go to put on makeup? ”
"Find a bathroom, it'll be in a cubicle in a few minutes."
Ding Xuecheng went into the bathroom of the supermarket, casually opened a cubicle where no one was around, took out the cosmetics and tools he had just bought, and squatted on the ground to prepare for makeup.
He thought to himself: "Makeup, on!" ”
Then, his hands dance like a magician: wipe his face, neck, and ears, then draw his eyebrows with an eyebrow pencil, then mix the foundation with a powder brush, apply a touch of blush to his face, and finally apply a layer of styling water...... Completed!
"Oh? And a change of clothes! ”
He took off his school uniform, tucked it into the space, and then took out the old tracksuit and put it on.
"That's it!"
A few minutes later, Ding Xuecheng Shi Shiran came out of the bathroom, stood in front of the glass mirror, and found an unfamiliar figure, and was amazed: "A masterpiece of 100 points!" It's amazing~ Grandma and Mom can't recognize me anymore, and others can't doubt me! It's okay to be caught on camera. Bebe, we're here! ”
"Do you know where to go?"
"Big supermarket, where are the most thieves!"
"I'll give you information, you give me points based on what you gain, what do you think?"
"I can scan and sense it myself, you think my 'Spiritual Eye' is an ornament?"
"That would consume mental energy, and you're not going to participate in the challenge mission tonight?"
"Hmm~ That's right! For every 1 point of positive energy you get, you will be rewarded with 10 points. ”
"No, 10 points is too little~100!"
“20。”
“80。”
“50。 For the last time, love or not! ”
"Okay~50 is 50, happy cooperation!"
Bei Bei flew out, put a pose in the air, imitated the appearance of the host and said: "Bobo~ My live commentary is about to start, remember to like it~"
Ding Xuecheng was stunned, and said in his heart: "What kind of drama is this?" Oh~ What does it say "Hello Thief", is this starting to show off the style? ”
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In the golden autumn season, the autumn breeze is cool, fruitful, at home and abroad, "a hundred flowers" bloom, "golden rooster" contends, "golden lion" roars at the same time, the first ancient and modern Chinese and foreign stealing art festival opened the curtain today. First of all, I would like to extend my sincere thanks and welcome to all the leaders, guests, ladies and gentlemen who took time out of their busy schedules to come to the scene. Today's live performance is an unprecedented grand and wonderful program, and here, I would like to say to the thieves who have made outstanding contributions to this event and to this historic node in the history of theft: "Hello, thief. You've done a great job! Finally, I would like to remind all the audience to take care of their belongings, if it is stolen, it is purely an accident, and the organizer will not be responsible. Khan ~ said it, there is only one audience at the scene, and no one else can see it! It's a pity~ I have to record it and watch the replay later......
Next, I announce: the first Chinese and foreign stealing art festival awards, officially begun! There are more than 10 awards in this program, and the winners of each award will be announced immediately after the fair and rigorous selection of the jury, so stay tuned. Backstage, please soundtrack!
"Just ~ just ~ just ~ ...... The big river flows eastward wow~ The stars in the sky are the stars of the Big Dipper Wow......"
Ding Xuecheng was stunned: "This is not the theme song of the TV series "Water Margin", what does it seem to be called "Song of a Good Man"?" Used here by Beibei, ironic~"
Then, Bebe's voice sounded again-
The first award: the most team spirit award.
The original winner was the "Bus Pickpocket Group", and even the award speech was written: no matter the heat and winter, your figure always appears on all buses, your front is unified, your style is capable, you should shoot when you should shoot, and interpret the collective power with action!
Now there is a temporary change, the prize [one pair of handcuffs per person, two years in prison for the main offender, and one year in prison for the accomplice] has changed hands, and there are others, let's go to the scene of the crime to see!
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Ding Xuecheng raised his hand and stroked his forehead, and said with a strange expression: "Beibei, are you the host and director?" Going to the scene? Isn't this your award ceremony? ”
"On the way here just now, I found that there is a small supermarket that is very abnormal, you go and investigate."
"What's not normal? No one buys the price gouging, and there are people who take care of tax evasion, what does it matter to me? ”
"I scanned it unintentionally and found that the price of the goods there was 30% lower than the normal price."
"A conscientious businessman, benefiting the country and the people, that's a good thing!"
"Cut~ Listen to me. The owner of the store was abnormal, and the goods in the supermarket were unconventional and weird everywhere. You go and use the 'mind reading' on the shopkeeper, on the one hand, it's an experiment, haven't you always wanted to find someone to experiment? This is an opportunity; On the other hand, if you find that the store has committed illegal acts, call a public phone to report it, and the righteousness will come? ”
"It really makes sense~ Okay, I'll take a look."
Ding Xuecheng seemed to be a bad boy who had dropped out of school, wandering all the way to a small supermarket.
He wandered around the small supermarket a few times and found that the supermarket was more than 30 square meters, and the entire shelves and floors were filled with horizontal and vertical specifications, like the storage room where the legendary officials received gifts, there were daily necessities such as soy sauce, shower gel, and facial cleanser, as well as high-end goods such as white wine, red wine, and chocolate.
"Beibei, it's a little strange, this small supermarket, the goods are not complete, there are so few instant noodles and kitchen condiments, but there are so many high-end liquor, red wine, chocolate, etc., and even sell underwear and cosmetics, which are weird everywhere! Are those luxury items reasonably priced? ”
"Unreasonable, a third lower."
"It's a little more than ten or twenty yuan, which is barely reasonable; So much lower, that's a problem...... Beibei, those sets of cosmetics don't seem to be of low grade, anyway, when the case is reported, the stolen goods will still be confiscated, can I take a set? ”
"Of course, the goods of the legitimate store are not good, but it is still okay to 'eat black and black'! In the future, you will encounter many similar situations, ownerless things, ill-gotten gains, bad people and the property of enemies, never let go of what you can take, goose will not leave hair, and thieves will not go empty...... Ahem~ Xia is not empty! What is not used or used is distributed to those who need it, or it is donated. ”
"Then you have to have that much storage space~...... Are there any cameras here? ”
"No, they're probably a robbery syndicate, so install cameras to protect themselves?"
"Well~ That's good, I just need this set of high-end cosmetics and tools......" Ding Xuecheng took advantage of the shopkeeper's inattention, waved his hand, and took away a complete set of high-end cosmetics and tools.