"What are we ......" Zuo Xiaoyou roughly estimated and said, "It's probably about the same as Zhu Bajie!" ”

"Zhu Bajie?" Hearing this name, the two girls couldn't help but laugh, both women have watched the TV series "Journey to the West", in their opinion, Zhu Bajie's strength is really not very good, on the way to learn scriptures in the west, he is basically a character who is hanged and beaten, almost every time he encounters a monster, he is the one who causes chaos to the team, if it weren't for Sun Wukong's sacrifice to kill demons, I'm afraid that the team of Journey to the West would have broken up long ago.

Zuo Xiaoyi compared Zhu Bajie, and the two women subconsciously wanted to laugh.

"Laughing at what?" Zuo Xiaoyou glanced at the two girls and said, "You look down on Zhu Bajie?" ”

"It's not that we look down on it, it's that Zhu Bajie really can't let us afford it!" Zhizi smiled: "Brother Zuo, I don't think you will change except that you don't have the speed of somersault clouds, and your strength should be about the same as that of Sun Wukong." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "You think too highly of me." Sun Wukong can fight 100,000 heavenly soldiers alone, but I don't have that good physical strength. ”

"The heavenly soldiers in Journey to the West are too bad, they are similar to the little monsters who have become spirits, and Big Brother Zuo can kill them with a single thunderbolt." Tomoko said.

Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "You really think I am the Monkey King." I don't have the halo of the protagonist of Monkey King, he dares to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, all because of someone behind him, and "Journey to the West" is actually an acting of Buddhism in the East.

You don't want to think about it, why Sun Wukong can make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but he repeatedly eats deflated in front of those monsters on the way west? Could it be that those monsters on the westbound road are more powerful than Sun Wukong? Then wouldn't anyone be able to go back to the Heavenly Palace? If the Heavenly Palace was really that weak, I am afraid it would have ceased to exist a long time ago. ”

"Hmm......" The two girls also felt that something was wrong, but they didn't think much about it when they watched it, and now they think about it, if the heavenly court is destroyed by monsters at every turn, can the Jade Emperor's seat be secured?

"It can't be the author's bug, right?" Tomoko said.

Zuo Xiaoyou seemed to be smiling: "The easiest way is to summarize all the problems in Journey to the West as the author's BUG, but how can a novel full of bugs become one of the four classical masterpieces in China?" ”

"But why acting?" Zhizi was puzzled: "You can't be full of gods, Buddhas, and demons all following the acting!" I don't believe it. ”

"If you just watch "Journey to the West". Of course, it's impossible, but if you add the causes and consequences of the Flood Desolation God, it makes sense. Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, didn't say more, got up and went to the yard: "Housekeeper, long time no see." ”

Old lady Ren bowed and saluted: "Young master, you are back." ”

This time I went to the world of "Green Snake", but Mrs. Ren did not enter, and the reason made Zuo Xiaoyou speechless.

"The host has gone through ten worlds and can bring two servants into the new world. If you want to carry three subordinates, you can only go through twenty worlds. ”

This is what Xiao Hei said when he first entered the world of "Green Snake".

Before entering the world of "Green Snake", Zuo Xiaoyou found the option to carry subordinates. Zuo Xiaoyou had never encountered this problem before, the main reason was that Nie Xiaoqian was drawn after the tenth world, so Xiao Hei automatically expanded to carry two slaves in. And because Zuo Xiaoyou didn't ask, Xiao Hei never told him directly.

If it weren't for the fact that there was an extra old lady Ren this time, there would be an option for the number of subordinates to carry, and I was afraid that Zuo Xiaoright would still be kept in the dark.

With helplessness. Zuo Xiaoyou still chose to let Mrs. Ren stay in the real world. Zhizi and Nie Xiaoqian are both his beloved women, so every world must carry them, not to mention that there is no need for the world of "Green Snake" to take Old Lady Ren, since it is not even necessary. What else is there to hesitate about? can only be wronged by the old lady.

patted the old lady Ren on the shoulder, and said left and right: "Now that I have experienced sixteen worlds, as long as I experience four more worlds, I can take you to other worlds to see it." Don't be in a hurry. ”

Old lady Ren shook his head: "The old slave doesn't dare, not to mention that the old slave likes his current life very much, even if he doesn't go, he is willing." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly. Said: "When it is useful to you, you can't go if you don't go." ”

Old lady Ren said in a deep voice: "The old slave is on call at any time. ”

patted the old lady Ren on the shoulder, and left and right to tease the fat man. Fat has been pampered here for more than half a year, his body is getting fatter and fatter, and the amount of food is getting bigger and bigger, if he continues like this, he will become the fattest panda ever.

Think about it, if a panda that is fatter than a pig appears, you can make a lot of money by charging tickets in the zoo!

The fat man sneezed: Well, there are always Diao people who want to harm me.

……

Although Yin Ling was drawn by himself, Zuo Xiaoyou was not happy. Faced with a string of Buddhist beads, if he still has sexual interest, then it is really a hell.

Now Yin Ling is sealed in the Buddha beads, unless he can find Guanyin to unseal it himself, or his strength surpasses Guanyin, he can break the seal of the Buddha beads and let Yin Ling revert into human form.

But it is more than Guanyin's mana...... Zuo Xiaoyou feels that he has a long way to go.

Fortunately, although Yin Ling is currently a string of Buddha beads, Buddha beads also have the benefits of Buddha beads. When Zuo Xiaoyou is wearing Buddha beads, he can keep the state of his whole body at the peak, and his mind will be extremely clear and his mind will be very stable.

In this way, Zuo Xiaoyou no longer needs to sleep, and can continue to work 24 hours a day without worrying about physical and mental exhaustion.

Guanyin Buddha beads, worthy of the Buddha beads worn by Guanyin Bodhisattva, Zuo Xiaoyou felt the benefits of the fairy magic weapon for the first time.

Another weekend, Zuo Xiaoyou took Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai back to Liangshan, so that they officially got to know Mrs. Ren.

The moment the old lady Ren saw them, she remembered the two ladies who accompanied her in the previous world, and she was shocked, she didn't expect that in this world, the two ladies really existed.

"Hello two young ladies, my surname is Ren, just call me housekeeper two young ladies." Old lady Ren said respectfully.

"Good housekeeper." Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai felt an indescribable sense of intimacy from Mrs. Ren, as if they had lived together for a long time. But the two sisters were sure that they had never seen the butler before.

Is this feeling called déjà vu?

However, the life of a housekeeper seems to be no different from before, if you have to say it, it is just that there is one more person around you to do things, but what they need to do by themselves, they still have to do it themselves, and the housekeeper is at most to remind them in trivial matters.

The butler's personality is a bit rigid. Say what you want to do, you must do it, such as breakfast, which is completely the most nutritious package formulated by the housekeeper, whether you like to eat it or not, you have to eat it, and you must eat it.

Of course, you can not finish eating, but the next day, you will be stared directly by the butler, making you uncomfortable. But you can't be angry yet, because of what the butler has done. It's all for your good. If you don't accept the kindness, you still want to lose your temper with the housekeeper? Isn't that a work?

Of course, Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai didn't experience the housekeeper's direct gaze, they were both very self-disciplined girls, and when the housekeeper asked them to eat, they ate well, and it was delicious anyway.

As for the butler's direct gaze, how did they know? Of course, it was Zuo Xiaoyou who told them.

At the end of the weekend, Zuo Xiaoyou did not send them back to school, but let the housekeeper do it for them.

"You two don't usually eat well. This time I asked the housekeeper to take care of you, and both of you must be obedient and obedient, and everything will be arranged by the housekeeper, understand? ”

"This ......" the two sisters resisted. They are not used to living with men other than left and right.

"You get used to it for a while." Zuo Xiaoyou knew the concerns of the two sisters, squeezed their hands, and said, "It's limited to one week, if you can't adapt to it." I won't let the butler go from now on. ”

After receiving assurances, the two sisters agreed.

Then the next weekend, the two sisters happily returned to Liangshan with the housekeeper. said: "Brother, the housekeeper is very good at taking care of people, let him stay with us in the future!" ”

"I knew it." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, turned his head and nodded to Old Lady Ren: "Thank you for your hard work, housekeeper." ”

"The young master is serious, this is what the old slave should do."

Since then, the task of picking up and taking care of the two sisters has fallen on Mrs. Ren, saving a lot of time for Zuo Xiaoyou.

And on the tenth day of returning to reality, the next world has also been determined.

"Jigong?" When you hear the name of the new world, you will know that it is another movie of Xingye.

"Why is it always a Xiangjiang movie?" Tomoko finally couldn't help but complain: "Obviously, our Japanese movies and American movies are very good!" China's local movies are also very good! But except for my own "Midnight Bell", "Doraemon" and the American "Death is Coming", all the worlds I have experienced are Xiangjiang movies, are all Xiangjiang movies in Xiao Hei's database? ”

Zuo Xiaoyou also felt that there was something wrong with this matter: "Xiao Hei, come out and explain." ”

"Because a large number of excellent works have emerged in Xiangjiang films in the golden age, there are the most such movies in the database." After speaking, Xiao Hei added: "But a lot of such movies have been used, and movies from other regions will be added in the future." ”

Finally, Xiao Hei added: "Also, "New Dragon Ball" is a stupid movie, not Xiangjiang. ”

Three black lines appeared on Zhizi's forehead: "Xiao Hei, is it fun to expose people?" ”

"Just correct the mistakes."

“……”

"Alright." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "No matter what region the movie, the experience must always be experienced." The movie "Jigong" is also an old movie more than 20 years ago, let's preview it. ”

Zhizi and Nie Xiaoqian nodded, sat in front of the computer with Zuo Xiaoyou, and watched the movie starring Xing Ye in 1993. (To be continued.) )

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PS: Originally, I wanted to have a third and fourth watch, but the state was not good, I wanted to write something dry but couldn't write it, I watched the movie "Jigong", although I had a clue, but I could only write one chapter excessively, Panda tried his best to adjust the state, and strive to write more at night.

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