"Jigong" is a Xianxia comedy directed by Johnny To in 1993, co-starring Stephen Chow, Wu Mengda, Maggie Cheung, Huang Qiusheng, Yuan Qiongdan, Anita Mui, Huang Zhiqiang, etc.

The film tells the story of the dragon descending Arhat who makes a bet with the immortals to make three mortals willing to make sacrifices for others within a certain time limit, otherwise they will suffer from reincarnation. He was reincarnated as Jigong, playing the world on the one hand, and purifying all sentient beings on the other, and the three targets he chose were: the ninth beggar Huang Qiusheng, the ninth ** Maggie Cheung, and the ninth wicked Huang Zhiqiang. The three of them were influenced by Jigong, and they really made a sacrifice for others, and they were even more affectionate to Jigong. The Dragon Descending Arhat finally completed his merits, returned to Heaven, and was promoted to the Dragon Descending Venerable.

This movie maintains Stephen Chow's usual nonsensical comedy level, and overall it is a very wonderful movie, and the makeup of Anita Mui, who plays the thousand-armed Guanyin, is also rare and amazing.

To be honest, Anita Mui was very cute and cute when she was young, but when she grew up, she was a little disabled, but no matter how crippled she was, the foundation was there, coupled with the makeup artist's careful makeup, Anita Mui was really amazing as soon as she appeared.

But it's the half-closed and half-open appearance that is amazing, and when the eyes are fully opened, they will change back to the appearance of the crippled. This drama also tells women all over the world a truth from the side, it doesn't matter if your eyes are defective, as long as you find the right angle and look half-closed, you can still cover up a lot of flaws.

Try it when taking pictures.

"How do you feel?" After the video was played, Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"What do you say?" Zhizi thought for a moment and said, "There is nothing to worry about in the mortal world, as long as the people of the heavenly court don't come down, we should be able to deal with it relatively easily." I am afraid that the heavens will come down and interfere. ”

"There's one thing I don't understand." Nie Xiaoqian said: "How powerful is that black rakshasa?" ”

This question stumped all three.

It stands to reason that if you can have a piece of land in the underworld, and the scepter was suppressed by the Buddha himself, it can be seen that the black rakshasa is still very powerful, but Jigong only used two golden teeth to kill the black rakshasa . In this regard, the Black Rakshasa is not very good.

In addition, there is another question, how powerful was the dragon descending Arhat in his heyday? Why can he steal and eat the peach like Sun Wukong, change the book of life and death, and mess with the red line of the old moon, even the third eye of Erlang God has been put on the palm of his hand, and even the roaring dog has been eaten.

"Don't think about it." Xiao Hei took the initiative to speak: "The nonsensical movie itself has no logic at all, how powerful the characters in it are, just go in and experience it." ”

Xiao Hei's words left the three of them speechless, and left Xiao right said: "Xiao Hei is right." There was a pause: "What's more, we don't even know what the mission is." If the mission asks us to help Black Rakshasa retrieve the scepter, then we will have to stand on the opposite side of Jigong. ”

"Probably not!" Nie Xiaoqian said: "We have experienced so many movie worlds, and we have never been allowed to help the bad guys. ”

"Not before, just because it won't be in the future." Tomoko said: "In short, let's not think about it, first prepare for all possible situations, no matter what the task is, we will not be caught off guard." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou and Nie Xiaoqian both nodded.

In the next few days, the three of them did some research and preparation for the problems they might encounter. In fact, in the final analysis, as long as the strength is strong enough. There's nothing that can't be solved. The three of them have a tacit understanding, both close combat and long-range attacks, and their minds are also excellent, so there is no reason why they can't complete the task.

Just when Zuo Xiaoright was just getting ready. The movie in which White Coral participated was finally completed. The day after the finishing, the white coral flew over from the capital, and then changed the car by himself and played a motorcycle. came to Liangshan and appeared in front of Zuo Xiaoright.

Seeing the sudden arrival of white coral, Zuo Xiaoright was surprised: "Coral." What are you doing here? ”

Bai Sango's eyes were full of longing, and he pounced on him: "Teacher Zuo, I miss you." ”

Feeling the affection of the white coral and the heat of the body, Zuo Xiaoyou hugged her tightly and smiled: "Silly girl." ”

The two didn't wait to come first, Bai Coral rushed for most of the day, her stomach was growling with hunger, Zuo Xiaoyou first made a delicious meal to comfort her stomach, and then went to the mountains where she broke up last time, while taking a bath and enjoying the scenery.

At this time, it has just entered the winter, and the Liangshan Mountain is relatively cold, and the leaves are falling everywhere in the mountains and forests, which has a different kind of beauty.

When the two of them were bathing, from time to time leaves fell into the water. Bai Coral picked up a beautiful leaf and smiled: "It's so good, Mr. Zuo, I really want to live here for the rest of my life." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly and said, "When are you tired and tired, come here, I will raise you." ”

Bai Coral snuggled in his arms and said softly: "I know, Teacher Zuo is willing to raise me, and I am also willing to let Teacher Zuo raise me, but I also know that if I really stay here, I still want to go out after a long time, it's just a matter of how much time I spend on both sides." ”

"yes!" Zuo Xiaoyou looked up at the sky and said, "You are still young, you can't be like me, nest in such a small world and not go out." And I still have Ayi and Acai by my side, so I can't let you make too many sacrifices for me. ”

Hearing the names of Ayi and Acai, Bai Sango's heart was sour, and he hit him on the chin with the back of his head: "Flower heart big radish." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Yes!" I'm really a very thoughtful person, and if you regret it, you can leave at any time. ”

Bai Coral rolled his eyes: "You don't want to get rid of this girl, this girl will eat you." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "I don't care, it's not me who suffers anyway." But you, how will you explain to your parents when the time comes? ”

"You and they won't get married." Bai Coral said: "I think about it, when I get tired of it, I will take you back to meet my parents, and then we will get married, and my parents will not say anything." ”

"That's a good idea." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded.

"My parents like to live a down-to-earth life, Mr. Zuo is very suitable in all aspects, and the scenery of Liangshan is very beautiful, when my parents retire, they can also come to Liangshan to retire." Speaking of this, Bai Coral said: "Teacher Zuo, the traffic situation here in Liangshan is too bad, should we contact the local government to build a mountain road to the outside world?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head and said, "I just didn't want people to disturb me, so I came to Liangshan to live in seclusion." If you open up the passage to the outside world, the beautiful scenery of Liangshan is likely to become a tourist resource, then my life will be disturbed, I hope you will be considerate of this aspect. ”

"That's it!" Bai Coral pursed his lips and nodded: "It's okay, but the house here is a little small, let's build a big house then!" At least put my parents, Ayi, Acai and us! ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou was silent for a moment and said, "Can your parents accept Ayi and Acai?" ”

"It's okay." Bai Coral smiled: "When I get married to Teacher Zuo, I will be after the age of forty, and my parents will be in their seventies at that time." But Ayi and Acai look the same as eighteen-year-old girls, we can say that they are your sisters, and they have always been reluctant to go out, so they stay at home to eat their brother. At that time, my parents were old, and there were not many years to live, and when they were gone, we could still live a good life. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly and said, "Let's talk about it then!" The world is impermanent, and no one knows what will happen in the future. ”

The tone of the left and right made the white coral feel something keenly. pursed his lips and said, "Teacher Zuo, don't you want to live with my parents?" ”

"Don't think about it." Zuo Xiaoyou said calmly: "I haven't met your parents yet, so I don't know what kind of people they are." I can't talk about it. And as I said, things are impermanent, no one knows what will happen in the future, and I don't like to envision the future. It doesn't make any sense. Holding her hand: "Man does not live in the past and the future, but in the present." Live in the moment and grasp the present. Don't think too much about the past and the future, it doesn't make sense. ”

White Coral thought for a moment and nodded, "I understand." ”

After soaking in the hot spring for an hour, Zuo Xiaoyou and White Coral were very comfortable, and under the comfortable mood, the interest of the two gradually rose, and between this heaven and earth, they were perfectly integrated.

In fact, Bai Sango's words reminded Zuo Xiaoyou that the current Liangshan Residence is really a little small.

Two bedrooms and a living room, which used to be sufficient, but as the population gradually increased, it gradually became insufficient. For example, Mrs. Ren, after coming to Liangshan, has been sleeping in the living room.

Old lady Ren is a zombie, but she doesn't need to sleep, but she still needs to rest her body at night, of course, a stool is enough. But with the addition of Old Lady Ren, some things are not very convenient. For example, every weekend, Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai used to take a shower with Zuo Xiaoyou, but since the old lady Ren came, the two sisters have not done this again. It's not that I don't want to, with the old lady Ren here, how can the two little girls be embarrassed!

In addition, there are more and more books on the left and right, and the space in the room is getting smaller and smaller, so it is necessary to build a new house for the sake of the future.

So the day after Bai Coral came to Liangshan, Zuo Xiaoyou replanned his new home, and then under Bai Sango's shocked gaze, he used spells to create a beautiful big house.

This is a double-storey villa, the wall is connected to the mountain, the shape is a cartoon image of the giant panda, the body of the panda is one layer, the head of the panda is another layer, covering an area of three hundred square meters, and the yard has also been expanded and beautified, becoming very similar to the courtyard in "Green Snake", rockery arch bridge, as well as pavilions and lotus ponds.

The living room of the house is divided into two sides, the large one is a hot tub, similar to a hot spring, and the small side is a place to eat and entertain, and the interior decoration is also full of the style of a water town in the south of the Yangtze River. White Coral fell in love with it at first sight. (To be continued.) )

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