That night, when the queen returned to her room, she held on to the armrest beside the bed, her breathing was uncertain, and her expression became hideous. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Miss, what's wrong with you?"

The maid next to her hurriedly brought her hot water, which she had brought with her when she was a girl, so even now, where no one is around, this maid will call her Miss instead of Her Royal Highness.

"That prince is a fake at all!"

The queen coughed twice, and then a large amount of blood gushed out of her nostrils, and she quickly covered her mouth and nose with a towel, and it took a long time to recover, and her face became even paler, as if she was seriously injured.

"Miss...... Are you okay? ”

"It's fine, it's just a shock." The queen gritted her teeth and said, "Damn! ”

"Then why don't you call in Satellite TV and arrest them all?" The maid innocently asked, "Then kill their heads." ”

"You stupid girl, how can you let me rest assured that you will marry." The queen took off her coat and lay down on the bed wearing only a bandeau and said: "I'm afraid that our current manpower can't even beat their female guards, let alone those two personal guards." ”

"Huh? Is it so powerful? ”

Of course it's amazing, Queen Wei'er just wanted to test the gray-haired, fierce male guard, but instead she was hit hard, and even pointed to her nose and asked her not to cast spells, which represents absolute suppression for a magician, as for the other guard, she didn't try it, because from the beginning she felt that there was a spiritual power from that person that had been locked on her, with a show off and an unstoppable rampant, and it was also suppressed very ruthlessly, It was as if the slightest wind was going to kill her.

Relatively speaking, the weakest is the prince, he didn't even use his mental power, he just hooked up with his beauty and almost took the bait, judging from the performance of those people, the so-called prince is simply a puppet, and the one who really speaks is the weird man with gray hair.

In fact, to be honest, the queen still has a good impression of the fake prince, because he gives her a feeling, that is, the feeling of the poor boy in the neighbor's house many years ago, which can make people recall the sweet first love, but the poor boy was not together because he was born a low-level dark elf, and later, when the queen saw the man when she came home, there was only awe and fear left in his eyes, and the friendship in his eyes had dissipated.

And today's fake prince's eyes reminded her of the young man under the plane tree, which instantly aroused her favor, so she had already seen through the disguise of the so-called prince, but still cooperated with his performance and turned a blind eye.

"She saw through me."

Similarly, after the perverted Qiang returned to the residence arranged by the queen, he threw the gauze around his neck on the sofa: "And basically it takes less than ten minutes to see through it." ”

"How do you know?"

"I've been in contact with a lot of women, okay, young lady protection association, you think it's eating rice? There are only a few categories of women, and I also do a big data modeling. Perverted Qiang lay on the cashmere carpet like a leper dog, without any temperament at all: "But she didn't choose to demolish me." ”

"Why?" Zhang Qun walked over with a glass of vanilla juice and put it in front of Pervert Qiang: "Vanilla can relieve the sequelae of mind magic. ”

The pervert sat up and took the drink: "Don't worry, she can't seduce me yet, my magic resistance is a little high." ”

"Oh? How so? ”

"There is a witch Biting next to me, these two people are very similar, Biting always likes to toss me, and over time I will become resistant." Perverted Qiang took a sip of vanilla: "Thank you, brother." ”

"Then you haven't said why she didn't demolish you."

Perverted Qiang stood up, looked at Zhang Qun, who was waiting for an answer, and the monkey master who was sitting quietly looking out the window, and said after a long breath: "Actually, everything is inseparable, you don't seem to have carefully studied the young ladies, in fact, no matter what kind of young ladies they are, they all have one thing in common, that is, the emotional animals at the moment." ”

Zhang Qun sighed, his eyes lit up: "What do you say?" ”

"Brother, think about it yourself, you have come into contact with a lot of people, do you feel that men always make promises about the future, while women rarely think about the future. This is because women are present creatures, which means that if you talk to women about the future, they are not cold, but if you talk to them about the movie that is coming out today, the lunch they are eating and the new color of her lipstick today, they will become extremely sensitive and enthusiastic. Pervert Qiang raised a finger and said, "If there was an equally smart man sitting across from me today, we must have been debunked, but it's a pity that the person sitting across from me today is a woman, and it's a young woman." Although she is a little older than me, she is still very young, and even if she sees through my identity, she still chooses not to dismantle me because of her curiosity about me, because I can fully mobilize her emotions, that is, the feelings of the moment. ”

"What is the feeling of the moment?" Zhang Qun narrowed his eyes and asked seriously, "You wait, I'll make a note." ”

"No, brother. It's simple. The pervert sat cross-legged on the ground and said with a smile: "Brother, in fact, you just remember a trick, women rarely try to figure out your deep-seated things, most young girls will only choose the first feeling you give her, such as clothing, conversation, eyes, etc., clothing represents taste, conversation represents knowledge, eyes represent attitude, these are superficial things, but these things can quickly mobilize a girl's current emotions, make them feel happy and excited, why are most of the deceived girls, Because of their emotionality, they lose a considerable part of their ability to judge. That little queen is very smart, but she is also an emotional creature, and if I can make her happy, she will make me a prince for a while, it's as simple as that. ”

This guy is amazing. A young man who hides deeply, but it seems that all the brain cells are used to deal with women, and I don't usually see him so strong, many people who lack basic common sense, when it comes to big girls, they actually set a set.

"I'm going to see her tomorrow morning, and she looks like she's hurt." Perverted Qiang looked back at Zhang Qun: "It's you, brother." ”

Zhang Qun shrugged his shoulders and pointed at the monkey master with his finger, and the monkey master he pointed at turned his head with a cold face like a Tibetan fox, and suddenly said, "How about you say I should change the Mohican hairstyle?" ”

This kind of preface does not match the afterword, and the logical language is chaotic only the monkey master can say, I thought he was thinking about some profound question, but now I found that he has been thinking about what kind of hairstyle he uses.

But speaking of which, he has become more and more chaotic since his white head overnight, Zhang Qun noticed this, he used to be a watering can, but now he talks less and less, more often he is in deep thought, and no one knows what he is thinking, everyone thinks that when he is thinking about countermeasures, he is actually thinking about which is more suitable for dinner, and when everyone thinks that he is thinking about which is more delicious kelp ribs or corn ribs, Instead, he had in mind a number of ideas on deepening the reform of the social system.

This thinking span is slippery, but there is no way, who made him the leader, so even if he is thinking about whether the is delicious or not, no one can correct him.

"You say, what kind of man is more likely to attract a woman."

Zhang Qun chose to ignore the monkey master and continued to ask, "Tell me your opinion." ”

"In fact, there are age groups, not absolute, some people like sunshine boys, some people like mature uncles. But there's one kind of person who takes it all. ”

"Huh?"

The pervert turned his head and pointed at the monkey master: "This kind." ”

"Impossible!" Zhang Qun jumped up: "No matter how you look at it, it can't be him!" ”

"Really...... He's an amazing person, but only if you have a certain amount of time to get in touch with him. A good woman can't escape the clutches of such a person. ”

"It's just the aura of the protagonist." The monkey master stood up and walked over, looked down at the perverted Qiang: "Tomorrow I will create a chance for you to contact the queen alone, and I will fall in love with her." ”

"Huh?"

The pervert was stunned: "Old Lu, what are you talking about......"

"Got on her." The monkey master repeated: "The time has come to test your ability. ”

"Big brother, you know my academy!" Perverted Qiang was stunned: "I'm such a virgin." ”

"Then let an experienced big sister help you solve it." The monkey master patted him on the shoulder: "Anyway, this is your task, I need to send a green hat to the elf king." ”

"What crazy tricks are you thinking, and it's not that simple, right?"

The monkey master listened to Zhang Qun's words, smiled slightly, walked to the window and lit a cigarette, and quietly looked out the window: "This is a great opportunity, it depends on you whether that half-elf can succeed on the throne, silly strong." The Empire needs your little brother. ”

"I'll tell you, my magician level is lower than hers, don't kill me then, brother."

The monkey master laughed out loud and squinted at the perverted Qiang: "I'll prepare another gift for you, guaranteed to make you happy." ”

"Don't make any vibrators***."

As for what the monkey master will take to the pervert, to be honest, even Zhang Qun has no bottom in his heart, after all, this guy's thinking jumping ability is not comparable to ordinary people, maybe he will really come up with something shameful, and he will really lose the dead when the time comes.

Of course, the perverted Qiang is actually very worried, although he is an academic, but from a man's point of view, it is really a lie to say that he is not moved by Queen Weier, the dark elves themselves are good-looking! The queen is even more good-looking, coupled with that inexplicable attraction, which makes the pervert Qiang very trance.

"Why do you suddenly ask for that?"

"Because I think it's time to be responsive."

"You're sick!" Zhang Qun reached out and touched the monkey master's head: "Say some strange things all day long." ”