I can't see that this stupid Qiang can actually chat with the second queen of the dark elves while stumbling over speech, and even feels that Brother Qiang is teasing this eldest sister as an ordinary girl. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This way of flirting with girls is a bit strong, but I have to say that the queen is really good-looking, the dark elf's dark skin is not very obvious on her, the third eye on her forehead not only did not make her look strange, but added a lot of smart breath, and her figure is even more convex and backward, petite and exquisite, exuding a strong femininity, refreshing.

And her clothes are so sexy that she is leaning back and closing when she is amused by stupidity, the scenery in a trance is really blood-pumping.

As the guards, the monkey master and Zhang Qun stood at the foot of the stairs and waited quietly, listening to the laughter inside, Zhang Qun expressed disdain......

"What do you mean by that expression?"

"I can do it too."

"What can you do?"

"Seduce that woman."

"Ahh You are just an old man, you don't look at your current state, you look like a dog, and you seduce people, do you see people looking at you with the right eyes? The monkey master said disdainfully: "Look at people, their faces are full of collagen, they are young and good-looking, and they are still sassy." Can you compare? ”

"Why can't I? Look at me, a debauched prodigal, at first glance, I am Wang Jie's type. ”

"Wang Jie? You're wrong, are you sure it's not Zhou Jie? ”

"You're the nostril king! Get lost. ”

"That's Zhang Jie."

"You're the one who the devil!"

The two of them quarreled a little loudly, and the people who came by around them rolled their eyes, and their expressions seemed to say, "Where did these two unruly earth dogs come from?", but they didn't go up to stop it for the sake of face.

And the queen inside was talking to the pervert Qiang, and she didn't even feel the movement outside. To be honest, I don't know what happened to the queen, the dignified queen was actually forced to talk about it by the pervert, it was really magical.

"Do you feel that these two people feel a little bit like Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing?"

Zhang Qun hugged his arms and said to the monkey master: "The virtue of an adulterer." ”

"Isn't it, but this Pan Jinlian's starting point is a bit high." Master Monkey nodded: "But it's quite sassy, let me tell you, believe it or not, if you don't make trouble for them, it is estimated that they will be able to roll around in bed today." ”

"Say, how does this dark elf feel? Cold, hot? ”

"How the hell do I know?"

"I think the hot spot is good, the cold one is the same as the special **, there is no passion at all."

The monkey master thought about it and felt that Zhang Qun had a bit of a point, although the monkey master had also touched the little sword fairy in this regard, and his experience was far less than that of Zhang Qun, but thinking about the cold touch, it felt uncomfortable, and there was no fluctuation in his heart.

"It's hot, and it's hot." Zhang Qun closed his eyes and said slowly: "Hold the grass, sacrifice!" ”

"How do you know?" The monkey master was surprised: "Are you obscene?" ”

Zhang Qun opened his eyes and glanced at the monkey master: "I just used my mental power to probe it, just past the maid, the heartbeat rate is 195, and it is not in a state of excitement, the body temperature is forty-three degrees Celsius, and if it is in a state of excitement, the body temperature will be a little higher." You think about it, that fiery feeling. ”

"Ouch, that's amazing."

"However, the body temperature of male dark elves is about the same as that of female dark elves, so I don't feel very good, but humans are thirty-six degrees five, which is almost ten degrees different. You may not believe it, why many people like Japanese sheep, isn't it because of high body temperature? I'm telling you, it's ten degrees different, it's a structure designed for human beings, and if you don't exercise regularly, more than 30 seconds is considered amazing. ”

"So powerful?"

"But what about it!" Zhang Qun snorted: "It's hot!" ”

"Have you passed the sheep?"

"Fart! I've only talked to the passing sheep. ”

Shit, this shit. To be honest, this guy must have this idea, who would be a normal person to communicate with others, isn't there a special disease, it seems that Zhang Qun is really not a normal person, this kind of pervert is better to keep a proper distance.

As he was talking, the room suddenly erupted into a profligate laughter, but the laughter stopped abruptly as soon as it came out, and the monkey master glanced inside and saw that the perverted Qiang and the queen were frowning and frowning.

"Holy shit." The monkey master leaned against the pillar with his arms crossed: "The two of them sat in a row." ”

"Wait a minute." Zhang Qun turned on the mental power scanning mode again, and then his face showed a lewd light: "Hold the grass and hold the grass, touch it!" ”

"Touched? I have to take a look, you open it for Lao Tzu. ”

The monkey master dragged Zhang Qun aside, looked in, and found that the perverted hand had been wrapped around the queen's waist, and he was walking the next three ways, half of the slap was on her buttocks, and the little thumb was still swaying up and down.

This typical gesture of taking advantage of the oil not only did not arouse disgust, but the queen's body leaned towards the perverted strong, if it weren't for the fact that there were too many people outside, they would definitely have to kiss.

"Believe it or not, it's hard to be stupid now."

"Absolutely." Zhang Qun nodded heavily: "But this queen is sassy enough, and the elf king is green enough." ”

"Green Bei." Zhang Qun put his hands in his pockets: "Is love a light, of course I choose to forgive her." ”

But after a while, the two of them actually came out of it, but after the two of them came out, they didn't look like glue, but looked polite and decent in all aspects.

The queen walked in front as the master, and the perverted Qiang followed silently, the smiles of the two people were very official and formal, and after walking out, all the nobles took a few steps back and saluted the queen.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the prince of the Earth Empire."

"Poof......" As soon as he finished the introduction, Zhang Qun couldn't help laughing, but he quickly restrained his laughter, but what is this Earth Empire? Why don't you come to an Earth Federation, isn't that a little more arrogant, Empire...... All day long, the empire of the empire, there is really no card, and it can't even be a good name.

But he smiled and laughed, and in the end he held back, after all, now is the time for perverts to play strongly, and it is not interesting to dismantle his own people's platform at all.

"He came with peaceful intentions, and I hope you will listen carefully."

After the empress's introduction, Pervert Qiang slowly stepped forward, exchanged glances with the empress, and then coughed and began to start his speech in Chinese.

Of course, the translation is made by the monkey master, the monkey master's language talent is very powerful, and when he walks up, it is a wave of simultaneous translation, and the perverted tone and demeanor are translated.

Of course, he is blind to **, because the content of the perverted Qiang's speech is Madlud-King's "I Have a Dream", which can come out of the mouth of the monkey master, that is, the declaration of the Earth Empire.

In this speech, Master Monkey elaborated on about three questions.

The first is about the earth, what kind of existence is the earth, although it is indeed blowing, but it is blown quite flawlessly, he said that the earth is a world that is ahead of the world in an all-round way, where it has the ability to destroy the entire dark elf country in an instant, but the earth has always been a peace-loving world, and has always adhered to the principle of mutual benefit and reciprocity, and the essence of non-interference is in communication with other brother worlds, and in the case of this premise, the earth will not be stingy with certain races that may pose a threat to themselves. The kingdom attacks.

For example, the previous action to stop the advance of the Dark Elf army.

The second is about why the dark elf army is blocked, although it is all made up, but it is really good at acting, he said that the human race is fully cooperating with the Lion Empire, helping them to make progress in the fields of economy, calendar, science and technology, a large number of Earth Empire personnel are in the Lion Empire, and rash war will affect such a resource integration and threaten the overall plan of the Earth Empire. Of course, the Earth Empire is fully capable of destroying the Dark Elves, but it still only chooses to block rather than eliminate, precisely because of the Earth Empire's peaceful policy, and hopes that the Dark Elves will be lost.

And the third, and most important point, also made the eyes of all the dark elf nobles present light up. On this third point, Master Monkey talked about the possible problems of cooperation with the dark elves.

He first analyzed the advantages and disadvantages of the dark elves very superficially, and these analyses made many people present stunned, because as an outsider, he actually knew this level of understanding of the dark elves, but the dark elves knew nothing about the earth.

In the last point of the Monkey Master's narrative, he clearly identified that the resources in the hands of the dark elves are very limited, and the threat is very small, but the dark elves also have their own advantages, they can even give full play to their advantages, and if peace can be ensured, the Earth Empire will not favor the Lion Empire more, and can even help the dark elves get out of that barren world and help them establish their own settlements here.

Of course, this is not a price, and if the Dark Elves want to keep the peace and discourage their allies, then the Council of Elders must be disbanded and replaced by a constitutional monarchy.

"So what is a constitutional monarchy? What conditions does it need, and what effect does it have on the Dark Elves themselves? ”

As soon as this question was raised, the monkey master suddenly felt that this queen was not an ordinary slut, but a not so simple slut, I have to say that at the moment she asked just now, the monkey master saw the light in her eyes, it was the light of hope!

"I'll explain it to you in detail later." The monkey master turned his head and glanced at her: "But I hope you can understand, this is just a choice for you, His Royal Highness the Prince has a gentle personality, and the marshal of the empire is not so easy to talk to." ”

When the monkey master spoke, the queen took two steps back, her face suddenly turned pale, she stumbled a few times and almost fainted, and her maid hurriedly supported her.

"Your Highness...... What's wrong? ”

The queen waved her hand, supported her body, and stood there staggeringly: "It's okay." ”

"And." Master Monkey turned his head sideways and sneered at her: "Don't use your so-called charm spell on me. ”

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It's finally new, and my people are going to die. My computer's motherboard and graphics card are broken, and I use tablet code words at night, can you believe it?