Episode 1 The game of the pit daddy

"Well, this new game is pretty good, right? Looks like you have your favorite type of girl. ”

Zhen Liang nestled in front of the computer, looking at a message sent by the communication Skynet, and then was stunned by several high-quality screenshots.

The first thing that caught my eye was a white-haired girl with a strong impact, with upright facial features and an indifferent look that suddenly attracted him who had been on the battlefield for a long time, and his eyes moved to the girl's body and stared at him deadly, and he was reluctant to move away at all.

"Still wearing black stockings? Although I don't have a cute mouthful, the combination of this pair of plump legs and stockings is simply ...... Amazing! I'm rubbing, this girl is not bad either! Although the hair is a little shorter, and it is normal black hair, this classic shot with a 45-degree angle up hit the audience's heart fiercely! ”

"I'm rubbing, healing big sister? This is, too, too sister? Even my sister has it? The character settings of this game are too complete! ”

"Miss? Which one is the eldest lady, whether it is a long black straight or blonde double ponytail, or a drill! You can't live without such a classic character! Even if you don't know your identity at first, after the protagonist slowly tackles the strategy, he will go to grab a kiss and beat an old man or something......"

"This game is simply amazing......"

"β€”huh? Not available yet? ”

After reading the game's synopsis in a fit of fascination, the last sentence "Stay tuned for the release date" poured cold water on him.

"Of course not, this is a good thing that I got through a mysterious channel, and it has not been released at all, and there is not even any publicity."

This guy on the communication network is a bad friend he knows, and the two have been together since they met to discuss film and television, animation and games, and they have never met - nonsense, other people's netizens generally meet men X women, what are the two men doing when they meet, do you have a base?

Even today, when technology has reached the point where it can change its appearance at will, the face base is very scary, okay!

"Lean, I know you've always been very capable." Zhen Liang typed with a stern face: "But to be honest with me, are you a hacker who hacked the PC of someone else's company and stole a year's hard work?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Leanne on the other side was silent for a while.

"Did I say yes? You ......" is really bright, and he is ready to persuade this friend to go on the right path.

"Hey, I said my good brother, good comrade-in-arms, you can guess, but how do you guess me so, which, huh? Lower? Lian said bitterly.

I rub!

Zhenliang almost didn't have a crooked nose:

"In today's era of Datong of the star field optical network, the hackers of the vertical and horizontal networks are god-like beings! You actually dislike low-level! Do you really think of yourself as a god? ”

Lean, who was on the other side of Skynet, suddenly sent a strange smile:

"What would you do if I were truly God, and I want to grant you a wish now?"

The usually indecent tone became a little low.

"Cut!" Zhen Liang was a little surprised, this old friend had never been so strict, but he still stretched out a middle finger at the virtual screen:

"If you are a god, hurry up and give me this game to come out, I must clear it within a day!"

"Haha, it's worthy of being my good brother, I'm only interested in the second dimension! It's just that when you first met, did you already fall in love with them? ”

Leanne laughed.

The change in tone just now seemed to be only for a moment, and the real light on the other side of Skynet didn't know at all.

"Ugh."

Zhenliang suddenly sighed and lay on the computer desk:

"I don't feel at all when I see plastic surgery women all over the street now, it's better to surprise me with the second dimension."

"Oh?"

Leanne was a little noncommittal about his words.

"Butβ€”"

Zhenliang picked up the retro pen and turned it around in his hand:

"Although the character system is becoming more and more exquisite, and the expressions are vivid, even surpassing those real people who spend hundreds of millions of star coins for precise full-body shaping, but after all, it is just a game, and the more you play, it always feels like that......"

"Looks like you're weak, my brother."

Leanne said meaningfully.

"I'm rubbing, you're weak, your whole family is weak! Lao Tzu is still a young man, and he is full of energy! Now I don't have a girl, if I do, hum...... How about contributing your sister or sister? I'll let her tell you who Lao Tzu is! ”

"You're an energetic virgin."

Li'an added coldly and insidiously.

"How far the thought goes, how far do you roll Lao Tzu!"

It's really bright!

He was gritting his teeth and pondering how to fight back the sharpest, when a text suddenly came over from the opposite side.

"Receive."

Leanne sent a message very neatly.

Pick it up. What's the matter.

Zhenliang also knew that there was no malice on the other side, but he was a little unable to wipe his face after being poked at the point, shrugged his shoulders, and accepted the text.

"This is the instruction manual, or the official instruction jiΓ n."

Although what Lean said was very ordinary, I don't know if it was an illusion, and I always felt that this guy seemed to have some ill intentions at this time.

It's a gut feeling as a protagonist!

"I said are you stupid? I don't even know when the game will be released, so what's the use of you giving me a copy of this? ”

"Let you familiarize yourself with the storyline."

Leanne said indifferently.

Zhenliang raised his middle finger to the virtual screen again, and clicked on the explanatory text like the official setting set.

"Shameless!! ————”

When Zhenliang, who was unconsciously attracted to read it, noticed something, his eyes erupted with fire!

"Lean, get out of here! Where is this TMD what is the official explanatory text jiΓ n, this girl is definitely a spoiler, okayβ€”β€”β€”β€”!! ”

The identities of several heroines, moods, and doubts are all explained clearly, and even the preferences and important twists of the plot are clearly described, can this game still be played?

The most shameless person in the world with insidious spoilers!

"You'll thank me."

Li'an made an aggrieved smile and said seriously.

Then he sent an angry emoji:

"My sister and sister, you dare to make up your mind? I really don't know how to write dead words! Hey? Hey, hey? Sister, why are you here, haha, it's okay, it's nothing? You see I'm working......"

Although the input of the virtual Skynet is text, it is generally used in two ways: brainwave input and voice input, both of which have their own advantages and disadvantages, one has good confidentiality, convenient input and is faster, but some people in society think that human beings will gradually lose their basic functions in this way, so they are more advocating the use of voice, and even people who advocate retro sports have introduced an action language system, and using that system to type a piece of text can exhaust people who lack exercise.

Leanne was apparently a voice chat enthusiast, and had complained that his sisters had mocked him for talking to himself all day, and now, it seemed that he had just been seen chatting with him.

Zhenliang chuckled in his heart, and he felt like he had been caught doing something bad.

"It's nothing, I'm afraid of a yarn, isn't it his sister? Do you have the ability to crawl along the light web and bite me? ”

The nervousness quickly fell, and Zhenliang snorted coldly, and raised his middle finger at the sister of the Li'an family who was far away in an unknown corner.

β€œ%οΏ₯……&%οΏ₯&**? Wait, I'm not, %......&**&Ah!! %&*......*(Listen to me, Β₯......&......&*("

The communication sky is full of garbled characters, and it seems that Lean is being subjected to some cruel torture.

Then Ryo Mamo, who was gloating, suddenly jumped up from the sofa as if her ass had been burned by fire!

After jumping up, he stood there dumbfounded, the corners of his mouth twitching, and his face was filled with an expression of disbelief.

Slowly, I mustered up great courage and slowly lowered my head.

Then he looked at his right hand.

A row of shallow tooth marks appeared on the back of his hand!

It turned out that he was not burned to the butt by fire, but was really bitten!

"No, no, it's impossible, yes, it's unrealistic......"

Zhenliang trembled and said to himself.

Then he jumped up from the ground with a terrifying movement that broke away from the speed of the first universe!

"Boom! β€”β€”β€”β€” smack! ”

Bright fell face down to the ground while her ass was raised high, shaking, and shaking! It's like someone has exploded the chrysanthemum.

Then he lifted his blood-soaked face in misery, and did not dare to move on the ground, enduring severe pain, and was silent there.

Seeing a ghost, he swore to God that his chrysanthemum was really stabbed by something just now!

"Boy, you just compared your middle finger to your aunt and grandmother, and said that you weren't afraid of me biting you, so I just bit you, and used the old man's crutch to explode your chrysanthemum, what's wrong with you?"

On the communication skynet, a line of stranger's font appeared, and the ID in front of it was written with two words: Enya

Enya?

Which green onion is this?

Zhenliang wiped his nosebleed and scolded secretly.

Then he let out a terrible scream that made the old grandmother and grandfather so frightened that they threw down the wheelchair and ran away!

There was no other reason, because his brutal ass had just been brutalized again!

"God bless, if the Buddha blesses, no, the gods and Buddhas are as anxious as the law, Jesus Christ, that Supreme Old Monarch ......"

Zhenliang knew that he had really seen a ghost today, this is the 28th century! How hell can you see that?

It's not scientific, big brother!

"Brother, don't ask me for protection, I can't protect you today."

When Zhen Liang grinned and wanted to cry without tears, the information on the communication sky network lit up again, and he also sent a wry smile at the end.

I'm looking for you!

You otaku really think you're a Buddha?

Zhenliang looked at this culprit...... The elder brother, gnashing his teeth there.

"I'm not a Buddha."

As if he knew what Zhen Liang was thinking, Li'an suddenly added a sentence in the back.

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Now Zhenliang doesn't dare to say anything, no, he doesn't dare to think about anything.

His brain was dead.

Reading, mind reading?

After a while, Zhenliang hesitated to "say" in his heart.

And TMD is a mind-reading technique that is separated by I don't know how many light years! As far as he knew, he and Li'an were not residents of the same star field at all, what kind of storage zΓ i was on the other side, was there such a?!

"Li'an, I'll settle accounts with you later, where did you get our little sister's latest research system? Well? Could it be that he secretly gave it to someone......

On the communication skynet, the ID of Enya, who never remembered when he had been added, continued to speak.

"Hahaha! My dear sister, how could I possibly give away the latest research results of our precious sister? I'm just taking it to test it a little bit, you see, isn't that what I'm working? ”

"Work? You, a house god who doesn't do a good job and plays games and watches H movies every day, dare to say that you are working? ”

"Of course I'm working!"

Leanne seemed to raise his voice, defending himself.

"Look, haven't I already found a real guinea pig? Ah no, brother, what a bright brother! I definitely don't mean to despise you, although you are a mortal, but you are still a little more upscale than a guinea pig......"

"Less nonsense! How are you going to do it, say! ”

Zhenliang imagined Enya's expression as a tigress, spitting at the shivering Lean.

But if it's a pretty girl, the saliva should also be fragrant......

It's like the double-ponytailed tsundere girl in the god of the year.,Sophia.,Shaking the golden double ponytail with a coquettish scolding look.,That's really if it's not shaking M, I want to be scolded by her like that!

I heard that I wanted to make zuΓ² into 18X later.,But I was overwhelmed by the overwhelming saliva of Sophia's fans.,He's also a fan of that character.,Naturally, it's also a support for purity and innocence.,Occasionally a little shy strong girl is pure to the end!

Suddenly, Enya on the other side of the screen stopped talking.

The communication Skynet, which was like a war just now, suddenly fell silent, and Zhenliang squinted at the eye that didn't fall, and looked at the screen timidly.

After a long time, Li'an's ID showed an online status, and then said:

"Good brother, I obeyed you, and I can actually make my sister so shy that I can run away, you are even more god than me!"

This time, Zhenliang has learned to be obedient, and he didn't show his thoughts lightly.

The big family on the other side is obviously a little abnormal, either a god or a ghost! Can't be provoked, can't you hide?

Li'an, who was on the other side of the virtual Skynet, didn't know what to think, and gave a "like" to the really bright ID!

"Your sister...... Let's go? ”

Zhenliang waited for a long time before he weakly thought in his heart.

"Alas, you see that unscrupulous sister of mine has turned you, a good young man, into this picture, wait, I'll give you a recovery first......"

After Li'an finished speaking, Zhenliang only felt a burst of coolness on his body, as if he had been drenched in a spring rain, and his lower body and swollen face suddenly relaxed.

He tried to move his arm and jumped twice, just like it had been when it was intact.

"Leigh, Leigh...... You"

He swallowed:

"Are you really...... God? ”

"It's like a fake!"

Leanne made a chest-beating expression.

Then, I saw him grumbling:

"I know that you are a mortal and I am a god on high above, so that the gap between us is too big to have a dialogue on an equal footing, but I want to say that human beings have infinite possibilities! No matter how far the gap between us is, how far apart our status is, but ......"

"Your sister is gone?"

Zhenliang interrupted his confession in disgust and about to vomit.

"It's gone, it's gone!"

Leanne made a puffed up expression, as if he was a hero.

Zhenliang didn't think about why the tigress who could burst chrysanthemums remotely left like this, only to see him take a deep breath, and then let out an earth-shattering roar:

"Roll β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”!!!"

At present, although Zhenliang lives in a cheap rental house, but in the 28th century, even the sound insulation of the cheap room is first-class, otherwise the landlord who is 220CM tall will definitely come in and carry Zhenliang's small body and kick him out.

After a long time, Li'an appeared on the virtual skynet and said weakly:

"Brother, don't be angry, I'm here to send you benefits today."

"Welfare your uncle!!"

Zhenliang was angry now, and he didn't care if the other party was a god or a ghost, so he roared angrily.

What kind of old man's crutches were taken by a girl? Remotely exploded Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum!

And then I was bitten by someone for no reason!

I was scolded!

Do you also say that you will give benefits to Lao Tzu?

- Phew!

"Really, I really wanted to give you a big benefit, but it was just an accident, an accident, haha."

Li'an snorted and said carefully.

Then seeing that Zhenliang blew his beard and stared at him before he was angry, he hurriedly continued:

"Aren't you a virgin? …… Wait a minute! Don't worry! As soon as the word virgin came out, Zhenliang seemed to have signs of breaking out again, and Li'an hurriedly continued:

"So as your good brother, I am wholeheartedly thinking about you, so I arranged today's welfare."

It's really bright and silent.

He's still angry!

Lean suddenly made an obscene expression:

"Want to get rid of the virgin label?"

It's really bright and shocked!

He looked around, and then carefully looked at the communication Skynet, as if there was no sign of anything similar to EnyacunzΓ i, and then sat down on the sofa.

Then make a look of little interest:

"What label to remove? Lao Tzu didn't understand. ”

"Hehe, I guess you belong to that kind of heavy house, and you haven't even pulled a girl's hand, right?"

"So, so what? I've got my Marty, Sophia, and Nanami! It's not uncommon to have a three-dimensional girl! ”

Zhen Liang said stiffly.

All three of these names are characters in the game, his three favorite types.

"Didn't you notice that you had changed today?"

After Lean finished speaking, he drew an intricate arrow and pointed it at Zhenliang's right hand.

The arrow made his gaze lower and he saw the tooth marks on the back of his hand.

Bitten, it hurts!

But if you are bitten by a girl......

Yes? It seems to be a little cool!

It's called Enya or something, it can't be a dinosaur, right?

"Lean, you're handsome?"

Zhenliang asked tentatively.

"The word handsome doesn't quite fit me to describe me."

Leanne's rare absence of boasting:

"However, both men and women will like me very much when they see me."

Then he made a very stinking statement.

Zhenliang's heart relaxed.

No matter what kind of guy Li'an looks like, he can actually make both men and women like it, and kill them all?

This...... Could it be the Zhengtai type?

So, Zhengtai's sister, isn't it Lori?

He looked at the row of tooth marks on the back of his hand, and suddenly became pleasing to the eye.

Although Lao Tzu is still a virgin, he is also a virgin who has been bitten by Lori!

Thinking about it like this, my heart is still a little beautiful.

"Lo, Lori......"

Leanne could read his mind and swallowed his breath with difficulty.

Is this guy an idiot?

God's sister,Even if she looks like Lori,,That's definitely not Lori at that age.。

"Well, my intention today is to let you actually experience this new type of world system we are studying...... "Lean decided to get down to business:

"You see, isn't there often people who want something to cross, transform, or be reborn? Although our family is not in charge of this area, our strength and family heritage are long, and we can directly create a new world! Especially our sister, who is a genius who has not been met for hundreds of millions of years, can ...... at a young age."

Leanne's mouth was foaming at the mouth of what he said there, but it was really bright here, but a little sad thought was stirred.

"Beautiful girl, Lori beautiful girl!"

Looking at the rows of more and more cute tooth marks on the back of his hands, Zhenliang couldn't help but enter delusional mode.

"Call me brother? No, that's too ordinary; Call the master? No, Ya's progress is too fast, refuse fast food! ”

The saliva of the beautiful girl Lori is fragrant, which makes the man's adrenaline soar, right? That...... Do you want to try it?

So he really lowered his head and went to smell the back of his hand.

"So, for the sake of such a good relationship between the two of us, I decided to push you, this new world is completely autonomous, even God can't interfere! As long as you are sent in as the protagonist, you are the god of the new worldβ€”β€”β€” just kidding, you are just a protagonist when you go, but the laws of the world revolve around the protagonist, right? As long as you go......"

Lean was painstakingly introducing the "benefits" he had brought to Zhenliang, when suddenly, the lights in the room went out.

"Boom!!"

Then before Zhenliang could confirm whether the tooth marks on the back of his hand were the smell of the fragrant beautiful girl Lori, his brain suddenly turned white, his eyes were black, and the whole person seemed to have fallen into the abyss all of a sudden.

Then an indifferent and sweet voice came to my ears:

"Since Leanne wants you to be the protagonist, then you should go and be the 'protagonist' for a good time."