"Hello everyone, I'm Al ——!"

"Hello everyone, I'm Shizuki——!"

"Dangdangdang - the small theater of "Crossing the Heroine", the first phase has finally officially opened!" The two took out the bell together and shook it happily.

"Everyone must be wondering, what does this column do?"

Al blinked:

"Could it be that the author is lazy in order to make up the number of words?"

"Stupid Al, no, the rolls related to works on Earth shouldn't be counted in the total word count." Shizuki knocked Al on the head.

"It hurts—"

Al's tears fell.

"In short, this small column is just a place for the author to gossip with everyone after he is tired, and the frequency is not high, because I still have to work hard to write the text! Maybe not once a month. Shizuki clapped her hands and said.

"And there's more...... The small theater will only appear after the author has completed the prescribed updates every day. What, you've just seen this book and don't know how to update it? Then say hello, every day at noon and evening, a total of about 7000-8000 words! ”

"But today is the exception.,The author is going out in the afternoon.,So I sent it out at noon.,And this morning's words have been released in advance! There's another update in the evening! Please follow this book and don't forget it. Shizuki explained to everyone seriously.

"Maybe the author bacteria will break out once in a while, but it is said that I once fell on the keyboard because I updated about 14,000 words a day, and I almost couldn't get out of bed the next day! It's just a weak chicken! ”

"Weak Chicken Author—"

"Weak Chicken Author—" The two men cheered with their hands raised.

"However, I hope you can understand it, after all, the author has not broken the record so far, and he is still quite diligent." Al said sincerely.

"Yes, I hope you can understand that writing is a very hard thing, even if you are sick, you have to get up and type, so pitiful." Shizuki also said with tears in her eyes.

"But speaking of which, what is this column for? Is it just for everyone to watch us gossip here? Al asked curiously.

"No———— right! In fact, there are some things related to this book that will be discussed every day, such as today's incident is very strange. ”

Shizuki took out two pieces of writing and hung them on the wall:

"Devil's Gunner"

"Firearms Expert"

"This is my profession and my sister's job!"

Al said with a twinkle in his eyes.

"That's right, but some people must wonder what is the difference between these two professions when they are so similar?" Shizuki took out a pair of glasses and put them on her face, tapping on them with her baton and saying:

"I can tell everyone that the Magic Gunner is a class that can only manipulate magic guns, and in addition to that, you have to learn other classes, even if the protagonist has a cheat, it will cost extra experience points."

"I know it too! In addition to being able to manipulate magic guns, gunsmiths can also learn to repair machinery, operate mechs and airships, and drive a variety of vehicles! To put it simply, it's like a famous special forces on the ancient earth in the 20th century! ”

"Hmph, in fact, in addition to these, firearms experts also have research on various scientific instruments and are professional scientific researchers; Actually, I think it should be called 'Mechanic Expert'.,But the head of the school said that the name is a bit similar to a certain class in a game.,So I changed it to a firearms expert.,It's irresponsible! Shizuki said angrily.

"Okay, okay, the author only gave 1,000 words, and now it's exceeded, let's say goodbye to everyone."

"Is the time coming? It's a pity, I'd like to say a few more words to everyone, woo......" Shizuki said as she took off her glasses.

"Malicious selling of cuteness - forbidden!" Al struck Shizuki's head with a knife in hand.

"You're taking revenge on me!" Shizuki crouched on the ground with her head covered.

"That's it for today! Next time, I'll go straight to the topic, so I won't discuss the topic of the author's bacteria with you, right? Slow down, everyone—"

Al took out a small handkerchief and waved it in this direction.

"Everyone be careful on the road—" Shizuki, who was squatting on the ground, also took out a small handkerchief and shook it around with tears in her eyes.

"By the way, I heard that there is a mysterious guest coming next time." Al blinked his eyes and made a cute expression:

"Please come back next time."

"Why can you sell moe-"

(ENDS)