Chapter VI Door-to-door service
In many cases, it is not the illusion that blinds people's eyes, but their own pride and prejudice.
The next day was the weekend.
Before dawn, Lin Hai sneaked into Lin Fan's room.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw Lin Fan crying and laughing on the bed, rolling around, I was really startled, and hurriedly took a closer look, only to find that Lin Fan was a conditioned reflex for a nightmare.
Lin Hai couldn't help but say, rolled up his sleeves, "Smack!" A big mouth woke up Lin Fan.
"I'm ...... grass" As soon as Lin Fan opened his eyes, he was in a daze, like a pig demon standing in front of him, he rubbed half of his red and swollen face, and just about to start scolding, he was covered by a fat hand covering his mouth.
"Shhhh Get ready for work! Lin Hai was worried that the movement would be too loud, waking up Lynch next door, and not allowing Lin Fan to resist, so he took the prepared items and pulled Lin Fan out in a hurry.
Lin Fan looked reluctant and complained all the way, until he heard that Lynch was on vacation today, so he stopped talking, and also figured out why Lin Hai had to refuse Zhang Hua's car to pick up and send him yesterday.
Walking out of the villa area, the two came to a pancake fritter stall on the street, and ordered eight bowls of tofu brain, 50 fritters, and four dishes of pickles. Passers-by and stall owners were amazed, thinking, "It's been a long time since I've eaten." ”
After the two of them ate and drank nonsense, they wiped their mouths with satisfaction.
Lin Hai picked up the toothpick box on the table, pulled out a toothpick, and boasted while picking his teeth: "How is it?" Big nephew, it's interesting enough for you, follow your uncle and have a bright future, behave well in the future, I can't treat you badly. With that, he threw the whole box of toothpicks into his bag.
Lin Fan really hadn't eaten a delicious meal since he woke up, this time he finally filled his stomach, he looked at Lin Hai gratefully, "Thank you, uncle, I will definitely work hard in the future, but can uncle give me a few minced buns next time." ”
"I ate it last time, that thing is not delicious, it is tireless, and when this work is over, Uncle will take you down to the restaurant to eat seafood." Interval~" Lin Hai stood up, held his stomach, burped, walked to the shopkeeper, and prepared to check out and leave.
After a while, Lin Hai, who had finished settling the bill, walked to the side of the road and stopped a taxi, still muttering, "I really don't fucking know how to do business, and it's not cheap to eat so much." Then he beckoned to Lin Fan, "Let's go, eldest nephew." ”
The two got into a taxi and went straight to Zhang Hua's apartment.
After a while, the taxi stopped in a commercial area in the center of the city, and the two got out of the car, found a public seat on the side of the street, and sat down. Lin Hai took out a newspaper from his bag and read it.
"Uncle, what are we doing here? Didn't you go to Mrs. Zhang's house? Lin Fan couldn't understand Lin Hai a little.
"Big nephew, going to the pole is not a business, you have to be patient in doing things." After Lin Hai finished speaking, he looked at the newspaper intently.
After two hours, Lin Hai, who was about to memorize the entire newspaper by heart, finally rang the mobile phone on his body.
Lin Hai looked at his mobile phone and scolded: "Is this his biological son, so not in a hurry?" You can still hold your breath better than Lao Tzu, you really can. Lin Hai didn't expect to wait for two hours.
As soon as he heard the mobile phone, he immediately changed his face again, "Mrs. Zhang, hello,—— En-okay--I'm meditating,—— don't worry, I haven't forgotten-please be patient, we'll be ready to go over immediately,——You're welcome--well, goodbye!" ”
"Uncle, wait, my ass is numb." Lin Fan saw that Lin Hai still had to hold on, and he was really a little impatient to wait.
"What's the hurry? Wait. Be clever for a while, and look at the way I look. Lin Hai also miscalculated a little this time, quietly rubbing his thighs, which were also a little numb.
"Got it, but we said okay, I won't help you lie." Lin Fan decided from the beginning that his unobtrusive uncle was a charlatan. "Is her home around here?"
Lin Hai stretched out his hand and pointed to a twenty-story white building opposite, "See, it's that office building, the entire building is her family's property, and the top two floors have been converted into luxury apartments by her." ”
Lin Fan opened his mouth wide and said in surprise: "So hanging? It's so jealous, I don't know when, I can be hated like Mrs. Zhang, there should be no shortage of servants in her family, right? After speaking, he looked at the whole building with an obsessed expression.
"Look at your little bit of talent, learn spells with your uncle and me, one day your achievements are unimaginable for her Zhang Hua to lose her hair." Lin Hai didn't know if it was encouragement or foreshadowing.
Lin Fan didn't seem to hear it, and was still looking at the other side stupidly.
After studying today's news again, Lin Hai finally got up, shredded the newspaper in his hand fiercely, kicked Lin Fan, and said, "Don't look at it, let's go, let's go!" After going upstairs, put on the robe first. ”
"Why don't you wear it now?" Lin Fan recovered from his daze and asked.
"Can't you see the people on the street? If you want people to arrest us as mentally ill, you can wear it, I won't stop you. ”
As they spoke, the two crossed the street and entered the building.
After the two came to the front desk to identify themselves, a special person received the two and took a private elevator to Zhang Hua's apartment. The two of them in the elevator changed into uniforms, and the people who greeted them were contemptuous.
As soon as the elevator door opened, Zhang Hua led a group of people to welcome him, as if a certain leader was visiting and guiding, and the scene was very grand.
Lin Fan had never seen such a scene, so he couldn't help but feel a little fluttery, and unconsciously walked in front of Lin Hai.
Lin Hai suddenly felt that he was robbing the limelight, took two steps together, strode forward, stretched out his hand and dragged Lin Fan, and finally snatched back the first position.
"Master, I'm sorry to bother with the dog's business, I'm sorry to cause you trouble." Zhang Hua said respectfully as if he had seen a savior.
Lin Hai said politely: "Don't bother, don't bother, it's my duty as a cultivator to save the world, and it's also the cause that we have fought for all our lives, you're polite." ”
Zhang Hua also said politely: "The virtue of the master is really the blessing of Taoism, and it should be an example for the people of the world to learn. ”
Lin Hai heard what Zhang Hua said, and said with a smile: "Please rest assured, Mrs. Zhang, Poor Dao will do her best." ”
Lin Fan was in a good mood, but when he heard the polite words of the two of them, who knew it well and hid a mystery, he felt sick to his stomach for a while.
"Two, this way, please." Zhang Hua dismissed the people who greeted him, and personally greeted Lin Fan and the others into the rumored most luxurious apartment in the city.
Walking into the apartment, the interior decoration, decoration and furnishings of the apartment are the same as those rumored outside, and they are exquisite, elegant and modern. Compared with the villa where Lin Hai lives and here, it is really a small thing.
The apartment is divided into two floors, and the interior has been artificially smashed and staircased. On the lower floor, Zhang Yang lived with a male servant, while on the upper floor, Zhang Hua lived with a female servant.
Lin Hai's uncle and nephew followed Zhang Hua into the lower apartment. As soon as he entered the door, Lin Hai noticed that something was wrong in the apartment.
"Mrs. Zhang, can I walk around and enjoy the scenery in this house, you see-" Lin Hai saluted before Bing.
"Master, feel free to see this place as if it were your home. I've already said hello to everyone in the family and they will fully cooperate with you. Zhang Hua hurriedly said.
"Then forgive me for being unreasonable and bothering." Lin Hai took out the compass from the bag and threw the bag to Lin Fan casually, "Apprentice, prepare the peachwood sword and follow me." ”
The pointer on the compass was constantly shaking, and Lin Hai held the compass, constantly changing its position, searching back and forth in the room.
While Lin Hai was exploring around, a loud cry suddenly came from the bedroom next to him.
"Old liar, what are you doing at my house, hurry up and get out of here." I saw Zhang Yang running out of it, shouting with a black face and a loud voice.
Lin Hai, who was staring at the compass intently, didn't pay attention to the sudden appearance of Zhang Yang, and was suddenly frightened, almost knocking the compass to the ground.
"Holy! Little rabbit, I'm here to save you, can you show some respect. Lin Hai saw that it was Zhang Yang's two goods, and he couldn't hold back for a while, and said angrily.
"Mom, you see that his true form has been revealed, what is the difference between this old liar and a street hooligan." Zhang Yang does not follow the way.
Lin Fanton felt bad, as the saying goes, if the official doesn't give gifts, let alone save lives. No matter how good-tempered a person is, it is estimated that he will explode at this time, and Lin Hai is originally a narrow-minded person.
Lin Fan slowly turned his head to look at Lin Hai.
Lin Hai's face on the side was red and purple, and he hated this in his heart, and kept cursing: "Fuck, shameless thing, if it weren't for the fact that your mother is still a potential stock, Lao Tzu will let you see today what a real villain and hooligan is like!" ”
I thought so in my heart, but I couldn't say it, so Lin Hai stood in place and stomped his feet.
"Son, shut up for me, if you dare to slander the master's reputation again, I will cut off the mother-son relationship with you, and apologize to the master quickly." After Zhang Hua reprimanded Zhang Yang, he saw that he was still standing in place with no reaction, so he hurriedly ran to Lin Hai and hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, master, Zhang Yang is ignorant and ignorant, and he has no respect for his elders, I don't have a good education, and please don't be like him." ”
Lin Hai was so angry that he put the compass away, pretended to leave, and sneered: "Mrs. Zhang, why don't you forget it, I see that Ling Gongzi is bloody and strong, energetic, and powerful when he speaks, his mouth is full of feces, and it should not be a big problem to live for another three or five months, so I'd better rest somewhere cool." ”
"Master!" Zhang Hua was in a hurry, and he was about to kneel in front of Lin Hai.
Seeing this, Lin Hai hurriedly picked up Zhang Hua, "Mrs. Zhang, what are you doing, get up, get up." ”
"Mrs. Zhang, don't be like this, my master will lose his life!" Lin Fan also stepped forward to help Zhang Hua up.
"Mom! I don't have anything to do, why are you ......" Zhang Yang saw his mother groveling to others like this, and he felt very uncomfortable, and turned to hate Lin Hai and Lin Fan even more.
"Shut up!" Zhang Hua screamed with a crying voice, and everyone present was moved.
"Alas~ Mrs. Zhang, I will not stand idly by with your beloved son's heart, don't worry." Lin Hai didn't plan to leave, so he gave him a step and went down.
Zhang Yang was a filial son, and when he saw his mother like this, he didn't dare to say anything anymore, but just glared at Lin Hai and Lin Fan fiercely with bloodshot eyes.