Lin Fan walked to the door, and from the visual access curfew at the door, he saw a graceful and luxurious middle-aged woman holding a young man with an arrogant face standing in front of the door, anxiously ringing the doorbell.

Lin Fan pressed the button on the walkie-talkie, and said unhurriedly: "Two distinguished guests, please wait for a while, my master is meditating, please do not disturb, and please understand, Amitabha." He said that his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he was still in a set.

"I also said that I didn't want to deceive people, which is more slippery than me." Lin Hai walked out of the utility room with a large bag of things, looked at Lin Fan, and was very contemptuous.

"Please don't blame the master and the little master, we will wait patiently." The middle-aged woman heard that someone came out to answer the door, so she withdrew her hand that was holding the doorbell and said politely.

"Mom, what are you pulling me to this kind of hellish place, what a master, just a liar who doesn't fall into the stream......" The young man next to him raised his chin, his face full of disdain.

"Shut up! If you talk nonsense again, don't call me mom in the future. The middle-aged woman's eyes were round, and her tone was tough, and no one could justify it.

Seeing this, the young man honestly stood aside, and his arrogance was extinguished in an instant.

"Uncle, who are these two people outside the door?" Lin Fan turned around and asked.

"My big customer, the woman's name is Zhang Hua, a famous entrepreneur, and the second goods next to her are her son, the famous rich second generation." Lin Hai was familiar with housework, and after a while, he made the table in front of the TV like a sacrificial table, a peach wood sword, a copper coin sword, a spirit rune, a gossip mirror, an ink bucket line, a compass, and a three-clear bell...... Everything you need, a lot of variety.

Lin Fan took a closer look, the center of the living room had been arranged like a dojo, and when he raised his eyes, in the large widescreen TV behind the table, a white-bearded old man with fairy bones was sitting in the center, with a pair of couplets on both sides, the upper link "a righteous body hangs down the world", and the lower link "two sleeves of the breeze to learn from the past and the present", and the horizontal criticism "save the common people".

The whole room was filled with the smell of pit people.

"Uncle, you wrote such a shameless couplet? Make such a big move, are you trying to make people bankrupt? Lin Fan was very surprised.

"Fart! Dogs can't spit out ivory in their mouths, and if they don't make a big scene, how can they be easily deceived...... No, how can they sincerely return to goodness and accumulate blessings and virtues. Is it easy to do some charity? Lin Hai hurriedly put on his gossip uniform and ran to the mirror to tidy up his makeup.

"Damn, it's so good to cheat money, I'm convinced." Lin Fan looked at Lin Hai, who was busy and happy, and was completely convinced.

"Your uncle and I are so outstanding, I like to help others, go open the door, apprentice." Lin Hai took care of everything, walked to the platform, sat cross-legged on the mat, closed his eyes tightly, and pretended to be unfathomable.

Lin Fan pursed his lips, not daring to agree, but he still obediently went to open the door.

As soon as Lin Fan opened the door, Zhang Hua nodded at him, and hurriedly pulled her son Zhang Yang and walked straight towards Lin Hai.

"Master, please help me take a look at my son, you also know that I am such a son, his father died early, and our mother and son have depended on each other for so many years, please, as long as he is healed, I am willing to pay no matter how much it costs." Zhang Hua's eyes were full of worry, and he got straight to the point as soon as he came up.

Obviously, she is already a frequent visitor to Lin Hai, and she is quite familiar with Lin Hai.

"Ahem... Mrs. Zhang, we are also old acquaintances, don't mention money, money is the root of all evil, we cultivators, since ancient times, we regard money as dung, our teachings teach us, punish evil and do good, do good, support justice, and save the common people. Lin Hai didn't expect Zhang Hua to be so direct and invisible, so he only pretended to be serious and glanced at the broadband TV, taking retreat as the way forward.

"Okay, good, good, master, it's all up to you, please help me take a look at my son." Zhang Hua pulled up Zhang Yang, who was slumped on the sofa as soon as he entered the room, and hurriedly said.

When Lin Hai heard her say this, he hurriedly corrected: "Money can be avoided, but for the sake of your son, this merit still has to be given." As he spoke, he pulled out a merit box from under the table next to him and placed it in front of him.

"Poof-" Lin Fan accidentally laughed when he saw this scene.

Lin Hai immediately turned around and glared at him.

"Mom, look, this is a stinky old man who cheats money...... "After Zhang Yang saw Lin Hai, his whole person was not good, and after seeing his mother whispering to him like this, he really couldn't stand it.

"Smack!" Zhang Hua slapped him, and Zhang Yang's eyes suddenly appeared with stars.

"Master, I'm sorry, I'm talking nonsense, don't be like him."

Zhang Yang covered his face, stood up straight, and was about to argue again. But at this time, Zhang Hua turned his head and glared, and Zhang Yang immediately lost his backbone.

"It's okay, Ling Gongzi is a mortal in the world, and he doesn't understand the righteousness of my way, it doesn't matter." Lin Hai was angry in his heart, but he couldn't attack.

"Master, I'm in a hurry to come today, I don't have much cash with me, can you tell me the bank card number, and I will call you the merit I want to accumulate." Although Zhang Hua is in a hurry, he also knows the rules.

"Apprentice, copy the merit number in Master's Qiankun bag to Mrs. Zhang." Lin Hai immediately squinted his eyes and ordered.

Lin Fan, who was standing next to him, was stunned when he heard this, what kind of Qiankun bag, what kind of merit card, he had never seen it? He looked at Lin Hai inquiringly.

Lin Hai motioned for Lin Fan to bow his head and whispered to him: "There is a bank card in the mezzanine of the pants lining on the bed in my room, go and copy the account number to Mrs. Zhang." After saying that, he closed his eyes again, and put on a look of not seeing a rabbit or a hawk.

Lin Fan came to his senses and cooperated: "Yes, Master." ”

Zhang Hua's mother and son had to wait patiently in place.

After a while, Lin Fan returned and handed Zhang Hua a piece of paper, and then stood back beside Zhang Hai.

After Zhang Hua took the piece of paper, he said anxiously: "Master, don't worry, we have been friends for so long, don't you know me." I promise to call you as soon as I get back, so you might as well take a look at Zhang Yang first. ”

When Lin Hai heard Zhang Hua say this, he was relieved, and looked up at Zhang Yang, only to see that Zhang Yang's eyes were also on fire, looking at him angrily.

"You may be seated! My neck is a little sore! After Lin Hai commanded the two to sit down, under the gaze of Zhang Yang's disdainful gaze, he still adhered to good professional ethics and carefully looked at the red-eared Zhang Yang on the opposite side.

After a while, Lin Hai turned to face Zhang Hua and began to say in a false voice: "Mrs. Zhang, let Gongzi's eyes be congested, his body will be burned by false fire, he will be overly promiscuous, his qi and blood will be deficient, his yin and yang will be out of balance, and his life is in danger. ”

"Fart, you ......" Zhang Yang, who couldn't bear it, stood up and was about to have a seizure, but Zhang Hua stretched out his hand and pulled it, and he suffocated it again.

"Master, what should I do? Please save the dogs. Zhang Hua looked uneasy and hurriedly said.

"Mrs. Zhang, don't worry, I will definitely cure it." Lin Hai stood up and walked towards Zhang Yang.

"I'm not sick, what are you going to do......" Before the words were finished, Lin Haihai quickly pressed on the Tianzhu acupoint behind Zhang Yang's head, and Zhang Yang fell on Zhang Hua's body.

"Master, this ......" Zhang Hua asked eagerly.

Lin Hai waved his hand and said, "It's okay, just let him sleep well." He turned around, walked to the table, picked up the peachwood sword and the Sanqing Bell, and said in a tricky way: "Mrs. Zhang, if people stay in the dark for a long time, they will inevitably get dirty, and some unclean things will naturally come to the door, and if they are unlucky, they will sleep with demons and lose their humanity!" I'm afraid this is the root of Ling Gongzi's illness. ”

At this time, Zhang Yang, who fell into Zhang Hua's arms, actually snored.

Zhang Hua exclaimed: "Master, do you see it?" Then he sighed again and said: "Alas~ This kid doesn't know what's going on, in recent days, as soon as he sleeps, he will walk around, talking in his dreams, and he seems to have changed as if he has changed a person, his voice is very sharp, and he will do some dangerous things. But when he woke up from his dream, he became normal again, and every time he asked him, he said that he didn't remember anything before. You said that Zhang Yang wouldn't really be taken on by the evil ghost, right? ”

"How long has this been happening?" Lin Hai asked.

"It's been almost a month, at first I just walked around, but then I had to open the window and jump down, my family lives on the top of a high-rise building, thanks to my servant's alertness, I rescued him from the balcony several times, but now as long as he sleeps, our whole family doesn't dare to sleep, what can we do." Zhang Hua recalled the scene at that time, and still has palpitations in his heart.

Lin Fan listened to Zhang Hua's narration and thought, isn't this sleepwalking? Something that can be done with less nightlife and more exercise, you have to fucking come here to find sin. The children of rich families are so fucking delicate.

"Well, Ling Gongzi should have been entangled by something unclean, I'll help him exorcise the evil demon now." Lin Hai said, shaking the bell in his left hand, holding a peachwood sword in his right hand and dancing in front of Zhang Yang, the whole person circled around Zhang Yang, and there were words in his mouth, "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun will soon appear to the spirit, I wish me to subdue demons and eliminate evil spirits......"

Lin Fan was so surprised that his jaw was about to fall to the ground, such an old-fashioned line is still in use?

Zhang Hua was so frightened that he didn't dare to take a breath, and sat motionless on the sofa with Zhang Yang in his arms, looking at Lin Hai reverently.

Lin Hai circled Zhang Hua's mother and son again and again, and the line in his mouth was so back and forth that Lin Fan was about to vomit.

After turning around for more than ten times, it was estimated that Lin Hai was also tired, so he walked to the platform and stopped, and put the utensils back on the table.

"Master, how is my son?" Zhang Hua hurriedly asked.

Lin Hai sighed fakely, and said, "Alas~ Mrs. Zhang, did you notice that Lin Gongzi didn't have any unusual behavior today?" ”

"Yes," Zhang Hua looked at Zhang Yang who was sleeping in his arms distressedly, "Master, this is the most sleepy he has slept recently, this is ......"

"My immortal aura here is too heavy, and I temporarily suppressed his demonic nature, so he didn't get sick." Lin Hai explained.

Lin Fan secretly dismantled the platform in his heart, immortal? I think it's a miasma.

"Master, then please accept my son as a righteous son, let him live with you, give you a pension, and I will pay for all expenses, what do you think?" Zhang Hua also went to the doctor for a sudden illness.

“…… Mrs. Zhang, I'm afraid this is inconvenient, I already have a scourge here, and besides, this is not a long-term solution, if you are willing, he may not agree. Lin Hai pointed at Zhang Yang and hurriedly refused.

Lin Fan muttered in his heart again, scourge? It's you, I guess it's you.

"What then? Master, you can't die without help. Zhang Hua said hurriedly.

"Yes, Master, you can help them, let him move over for two nights, and then go back." Lin Fan didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and interjected.

Zhang Hua looked at Lin Fan gratefully, and then turned his head to look at Lin Hai expectantly.

Lin Hai turned around and said angrily at Lin Fan: "You know a fart, shut up!" He turned to Zhang Hua and said, "Mrs. Zhang, why don't you see how about doing this." I'll give you a spirit rune, you must let Ling Gongzi carry it with you, it should be fine for the time being, and I will go to your house early tomorrow morning to inspect it and help you cut off the root of the bane. ”

Zhang Hua was shocked when he heard this, "Is there really something unclean entangled with Zhang Yang?" It won't be ......" But the hanging heart was temporarily put in the stomach, and he hurriedly thanked: "Okay, just do what the master says, then it will trouble the master." ”

Seeing that the business was basically done, Lin Hai picked up a brush, dipped it in cinnabar, recited an exorcism spell on his mouth, and drew a spirit talisman.

Handed the spirit rune to Zhang Hua casually, when Zhang Hua looked down at the spirit rune, he inadvertently changed two hand shapes, stretched out his right hand and patted Zhang Yang's back, Zhang Yang's head immediately generated a puff of black smoke, and the black smoke disappeared into the air in just a moment.

Lin Fan, who was standing behind Lin Hai, stared at him and didn't notice it at all. I am still envious and jealous in my heart, this money is too easy to earn, just draw a villain on yellow paper, and go to the door tomorrow, and the money will be in the account? Is there a king in this world?

Zhang Hua put away the spirit talisman, casually and carefully put Zhang Yangping on the sofa, and chatted with Lin Hai and Lin Fan about the recent strange things that happened at home.

After a while, Zhang Yang woke up, dizzy and didn't know what was going on, but when he looked at Lin Hai, he found that the more he looked at this person, the more unpleasant it became.

Zhang Hua avoided Zhang Yang's disrespectful remarks again and caused conflicts, so he got up to say goodbye, thanked him repeatedly, and helped Zhang Yang go home.

When the mother and son were leaving, Lin Hai did not forget to remind him of his lack of virtue, "Mrs. Zhang, the illness of the son of Ling is due to excessive lewdness, evil, despicable, shameless, obscene and lewdness, and perverse behavior, so you must accumulate more virtue and do good deeds for your unfilial son, and donate merit." ”

Zhang Hua, who was a little difficult to support Zhang Yang, who was tall and tall, heard Lin Hai say this, and the two of them slipped and staggered down the steps.

Lin Fan's heart also trembled, and he silently told himself: "You can't offend your uncle in the future, this is a person who will repay flaws." ”