The first class was an English class, and it took about ten minutes for the English teacher to come into the classroom panting and carrying a stack of books.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, I just had a teaching seminar, and I just finished it, and I ran over." Teacher Li explained to us while flipping through the book.

"Who's going to speak in English today?"

I saw Tian Da Donkey stand up like a spring in his ass and said, "Report to the teacher, it's my turn today!" ”

“Good morning everybody! It’s my honor to speak here，and Iam very glad to share my topic with you. Then today I'd like to talk something about dream..."Tian Da Donkey said with emotion, with a confident look on his face, and Master Xiao and I were still studying the meaning of the words at the beginning of the big donkey, and then the big donkey said a string of words that didn't listen to anything at all.

"Students should dare to speak and speak like Tian Boguang when learning English, so that they can break through themselves and make progress." Teacher Li clapped his hands and praised Tian Da Donkey.

The big donkey happily enjoyed Mr. Li's praise, and said secretly in his heart: With my English level, it is natural for Mr. Li to praise me!

Teacher Li praised the donkey and bowed her head to start her lecture, and for me and Liu Fatzi, the magical lullaby also began to play.

After a while, the fat man of Kung Fu Liu was already snoring, and my upper and lower eyelids were constantly fighting, and when I looked forward, most of them had fallen, and only a few girls such as Dongdong, Peach, and Jingjing were still holding on.

Not long after my head hit the table, I vaguely heard Mr. Li say, "Why are you all asleep?" ”

At this time, I secretly muttered in my heart: Teacher, you are too involved in what you said, and you don't know if you put us all to sleep.

"Niu Zijun stood up and sang a song to refresh everyone!" Teacher Li said helplessly.

I have to say that this trick is really good, as soon as I heard that Niu Zijun was going to sing to everyone, I instantly sobered up, and even the fat man Liu of the iQue Penglai Immortal Kingdom pricked up his ears, waiting for Niu Zijun to show his singing voice.

"Taishan should be asked to sing a black panther's "No Land for Shame", and the class will be out after singing a single character!" Master Xiao teased in a low voice.

Although Niu Zijun loves to listen to songs, singing is really not his forte, he stood there and looked around in a daze, and said in his heart: Teacher Li really gave me a big problem, it is better to let me read a text.

After hearing Master Xiao's words, Niu Zijun had an idea and said, "Teacher, Xiao Dazhi took the initiative to ask to sing a song!" ”

As soon as Niu Zijun said this, the back seat immediately remembered the thunderous applause, and everyone shouted in unison: "Master Xiao, come one!" Master Xiao, come one! ”

Master Xiao stood up while lifting his pants, and gave Niu Zijun a thumbs up, meaning to say: You are ruthless enough!

"Master Xiao Xiao come on!" Tarzan gloated.

Tai Shan's words were so angry that Master Xiao almost vomited blood, he was still ridiculing Tai Shan just now, and now the retribution came too soon, and it was his turn.

"Teacher, I can't sing, can I put on a show?" Master Xiao asked.

"The show is better, you can play freely."

"I need a partner, can I get him to stand up too?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, I need Jiang Lei to act in a skit with me, the name is the story of me and the ape, Jiang Lei, you stand up and cooperate to play an ape."

"Hahaha......" This time the whole class clutched their stomachs and laughed.

Teacher Li also heard a little about Jiang Lei's nickname called Tarzan of the Apes, so he also laughed with everyone at this time.

"Okay, let's start your show." Teacher Li said with a smile.

"Teacher, my show is over, you see everyone laughing so happily, it means that it is very successful!" Master Xiao said wittily.

Teacher Li paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, you have a very reasonable point, your performance is indeed very successful, sit down!" ”

"Students are not sleepy this time, come and study with me!" After Ms. Li finished speaking, she threw herself into her teaching with high spirits.

Fat Willow's hazy sleepy eyes couldn't close anymore, staring like a light bulb, waiting for the next person to sing, it was really precious for him to come this time.

I remember that Brother Tai once gave him a nickname: White Lotus Sect Master.

It means sleeping together during the day and at night.

Even he, the sect leader, got up to listen to the lecture, and the other students had no reason to sleep anymore.

After entering the third year of high school, we moved from other floors to the first floor, and because someone moved out, Wang Jing and Sun Yu were honored to return to the embrace of the class.

After moving to dormitory 101, the members of our dormitory were me, Wang Jing, Sun Yu, Li Yunfan, Chen Moyu, Xu Xingbo, Hong Liang, and Gao Yan.

Room 101 is the rightmost bedroom on the first floor, room 102 is the toilet, and room 103 is the bedroom of Master Xiao and Jin Zhongren.

Since we 101 live at the bottom, the main heating pipe of the whole building comes out of our bedroom, it may be that the construction party is not serious, and there is a large gap between the pipe and the underground connection, which gives the rats a chance.

Less than a week after we moved in, when we went back to the dormitory, we found that there were rats hanging around in it, and everyone didn't take it seriously, maybe the rats didn't take it seriously, but the second week there was a problem. The first unlucky one was Master Sweet, who happily bought a bag of milk powder on Sunday afternoon to supplement his nutrition, and when he came back from self-study in the evening, he found that the bag had been bitten by a mouse, making the house full of milk powder.

"It's disgusting!" The angry sweet master sharpened his two little tiger teeth and clenched his pink fist.

"When we come back tomorrow night, quietly, don't turn on the lights, borrow a broom and mop from next door and shoot this mouse to death." Xu Xingbo proposed.

"It makes sense, I use a mop to block the exit directly, and you take a broom to shoot it, I don't believe I can't catch it." I did a simple job of deployment and division of labor.

Gao Yan said: "That's not necessarily, we don't know how many there are!" If there are more than two of them, it will not be easy to deal with. ”

"Are you afraid it's a mouse? Cats come to beat with sticks, rats come to shoot with spades. Watch me descend the rat eighteen palms! Chen Moyu slapped Sun Yu on the body as he spoke.

"Eat me with a dog-beating stick!" Sun Yu was not to be outdone, picked up the mop pole and hit Chen Moyu's ass.

"I'm rubbing, you're really beating. Brother Qi, help! Chen Moyu twisted his ass and hid behind Hong Liang.

"Hehe, don't make a fuss, hurry up and wash up, the lights will be turned off in a while." Hong Liang grabbed Sun Yu's mop pole and threw it behind the door.

"Haha, for Brother Hong's sake today, I spared your dog's life, and I will take your head next time I see you in the rivers and lakes." Sun Yu laughed, took the basin and turned around to go out to wash.

Hong Liang is the most taciturn one in our dormitory, and he usually doesn't quarrel with anyone, and he studies well, so everyone's relationship with him is not bad.

The next morning, everyone kept an eye on the convenience and biscuits in a cloth bag and sealed them, and Li Yunfan also hung the melon seeds on the bedside where the towels were hung.

"Look at what I'm looking for here, even if your stuff is gnawed on me, I'll be fine." After speaking, Li Yunfan also showed us his achievements.

"Not necessarily, if I were a mouse, I would challenge you." Chen Moyu said with a hippie smile.

"We'll see, even if all your snacks are eaten by rats, I'll be fine." Li Yunfan said confidently.

After returning from self-study in the evening, I stayed in the 103 dormitory, and waited until everyone arrived before quietly opening the door into our dormitory with mops, brooms, trash cans and other tools. Then Li Yunfan, Chen Moyu, Master Tian and others rushed in and began to shoot mice, a total of three mice squeaked in fright, and slapped several times, one got behind the box under the bed, one scurried under the bed, and the other scurried under the bed, and the dodge speed was too fast to shoot at all.

"Forget it, let them go, they're all jumping out of bed, it's disgusting!" Sun Yu proposed.

"Well, let's think of other ways," said Master Sweet.

Only Chen Moyu still took a mop to chase the mouse back and forth, and he had a lot of fun.

I saw that everyone meant this and let go of the hole, and they quickly got out.

After the rats were released, everyone came back to their senses and carefully examined and found that my instant noodles and Chen Moyu's biscuits had suffered misfortune again.

But what was even happier was that the mouse crawled along the mop pole to the place where Li Yunfan hung the melon seeds, bit the bag and spilled the melon seeds on the bed. Thinking about what he said in the morning, we couldn't stop talking.

"Did you send the rats?" Li Yunfan grabbed Chen Moyu, who was smiling on his stomach, and asked.

"You've reminded me of this, hurry up and hang up your quilt too." Chen Moyu smiled and pushed Li Yunfan, "Otherwise, I will send a rat to gnaw it tomorrow." ”

"What are you smiling at? It's so hot and lively, I can hear it in the toilet. Taishan came in from outside the door and asked, picking up the melon seeds on Li Yunfan's bed by the way.

"Hahaha...... "It was fun enough, and we laughed again when we saw Tarzan eating melon seeds bitten by mice.

"It's all for you," Li Yunfan said, holding his stomach, "Take it quickly." ”

"Let's eat and eat together." Tarzan was horrified by our laughing pores, and grabbed a few more to hand to Hong Liang as he spoke.

"Didn't you see what we were just doing to catch mice?" Hong Liang was also happy and couldn't close his mouth, "This is Li Yunfan's melon seeds, the bag was hung at the head of the bed and was gnawed by rats and fell to the bed." ”

"So what's that, when we were in junior high school, we were digging food in rat holes." Tarzan comforts himself and tries to vomit into the ground.

"Eh, don't throw up in our dorm." Xu Xingbo hurriedly stopped Taishan, "I'm going to vomit in the toilet." ”

"I'm so cheap, I have nothing to do in your bedroom." Tarzan hurried out of our dormitory amid the laughter of everyone and plunged headlong into the toilet.

After washing, everyone was still discussing how to deal with this group of rats, and they had no clue about the noise until the lights went out.

After that, everyone reported to the school many times about this rat, but the result was like a mud cow entering the sea, and there was no reply. After a few weeks, what kind of maintenance project was done in the dormitory, it happened that there was a master in the cement, and Xu Xingbo saw it, and told him about a hole in the mouse next to the water pipe, and the master listened to the second thing to get half a pot of cement, and also helped to plug the hole for free, and since then the dormitory has been canceled every night when he comes back from self-study to catch mice. You don't have to worry about the snacks being patronized by rats.

After the lights went out, Xu Xingbo Hongliang hurriedly closed the door, pulled the curtains, and took out a thick black cloth to cover the door glass. It's the third year of high school, everyone knows that time is pressing, and they specially applied to the teacher to turn off the lights late, Brother Tai went to ask the school leaders for instructions, and the result was that you can turn on the lights and read books, but don't let other classes know. So everyone used their brains to think of this way, covering the door glass of the corridor with a black cloth, and our bedroom was indeed dark from the corridor.

After hanging the black cloth curtains, the room was quiet, and occasionally I could hear the sound of the toilet door opening and closing, and everyone was attentively reviewing their homework, and I also got into the book.

Everyone insists on reading for at least an hour after the lights go out every day, although they don't know what to do with it, but for us children from rural areas, at least reading is a safe hope. Although I saw in my dreams that many of my classmates who were ordinary students had become bosses, it was at least based on having a strong family background to squander.

For a long time, there was a snoring sound on Chen Moyu's bed, everyone's expressions were still solemn, obviously everyone heard it but was not affected at all, and after a while, I also fell asleep in a daze, dreaming back to the Great Song Dynasty, only to see General Xin Qiji wearing green clothes, a lonely shadow swaying, stroking the sword under the lamp, his heart was heavy, Shaoqing fought the sword and paced the outer courtyard, dancing the sword to the moon, the silver light was staggered in an instant, the placket was flying, the sword was all Beidou breaking the army, the anger was unabated, and the flying flowers and leaves all rose with the sword, The sound of the sword dance is as loud and wild as the tide of the sea, the general's martial arts are rare in the world, but there is no ambition to serve the country, but the lord has no intention of waving the division to the north, only to comfort him, after the dance, he drinks and drinks heavily, writes on behalf of the sword, uses the loess as paper, and writes hard:

Drunk to pick up the lamp to look at the sword, dreaming back to blow the horn company camp. Eight hundred miles under the command, fifty strings turned over the outside sound. Autumn soldiers on the battlefield. The horse-made Lu was fast, and the bow was like a thunderbolt. But the king of the world, won the name before and after his death. Poor white happens!

The general's pen walks the dragon and snake, flies the sand and walks the stone, the words are thousands, the vigorous and upright, the strength and strength, and the road is full of the ups and downs of life. After the book is finished, he stands by the sword, and sighs up to the sky: In the past, Yue Wumu said, the white head was famous, the old mountain pine and bamboo were old, blocking the return journey, and I wanted to put my heart into Yaoqin, there were few bosom friends, and who would listen to the broken strings? Today, we know what it means! It's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity!

I woke up feeling so tired, how did I have such a strange dream, maybe I have reviewed too many things in ancient texts recently, and I went crazy. At the same time, I thought of another question, whether we can use it in the future when we study so hard, but it is useless to dwell on this now, and there seems to be no other way out at this stage except reading. We are looking at the sword for fame, which is far worse than the realm of General Menglixin.

However, from my previous dream in the classroom, it seems that reading has indeed changed our destiny, and everyone has climbed to the high platform of the big city with the help of this ladder.

However, it is also said that when I climbed the city wall, I realized that the ladder was in the wrong place. It's impossible to go down and climb again, because youth is a one-way ticket with no chance of returning.