In the third period of evening self-study, the political teacher watched the self-study, and the fat man at the back table fell asleep recklessly, and snored from time to time, causing a few guys in the back row to snicker and laugh. Looking at such a joyful scene, I couldn't help but think of the days when I was in Class 6 in the first year of high school.

It was also the last evening self-study, and the head teacher, Mr. Ji, watched the self-study, probably because he was relatively small and his surname was Ji, and a few naughty male classmates gave him a nickname in a homophonic way, Chicken.

Everyone bowed their heads and was silent or reading a book or in a daze, because usually Mr. Ji had a straight face and did not smile, and we all wondered if he was facial muscle necrosis or facial paralysis or something, so the room was quiet and terrible. Suddenly, a long-pitched sound broke the quiet atmosphere, like throwing a torch into a pan of oil, and the flames were strung three feet high, and everyone laughed, and they didn't have to think about it to know that someone had farted.

And at this moment, Mr. Ji also raised his head and frowned and looked back, trying to extinguish everyone's joy with the cold gaze emitted by his triangular eyes, but the heavens did not fulfill people's wishes, and another louder serial fart sounded again, like firecrackers. This time, Mr. Ji couldn't help but laugh with everyone.

I looked back, and everyone was pinching their noses and looking at Fat Li with disgust, and there was a shameless and helpless smirk on Fat Li's swarthy face.

The laughter has been going on for a long time, and it seems that this fart has vented all the suppressed emotions that everyone has been suppressing for a long time.

"Okay, okay, let's hurry up and study on your own, don't let the teachers of politics and religion see it." Teacher Ji took the opportunity to quickly cut off this endless mess.

After Mr. Ji finished speaking, the laughter was much quieter, but there were still sporadic laughter echoing in the classroom.

"Everyone laughed and laughed, and I'm not welcome to talk again, especially your classmates in the back rows." Mr. Ji regained his paralyzed face.

Teacher Ji's words were like a basin of cold water extinguishing everyone's enthusiasm for carnival, and one by one they lowered their heads and pretended to study seriously.

The atmosphere in the classroom is like the temperature of the night, and it is gradually cooling.

Ah Huan, the tallest in the class, stood up in the last row and said with a smile, "Report to the teacher, I applied to go outside to get some air, and Fat Li let out a stuffy fart again, it stinks."

Hearing Ah Huan say this, it can be said that one stone stirs up a thousand waves, and the wind and waves are even better. Everyone looked back at Li Fatzi and laughed, and Li Fatzi couldn't help laughing and said, "Maybe I ate the wrong thing at night."

"Fat Li, you go out to get some air, turn around and come back." Teacher Ji's tense face showed the urge to laugh, and it looked particularly awkward.

"Let's study quickly, it's the end of the semester soon, don't hurry up and review, what's fun, time will pass in a blink of an eye, and it's too late for you to regret it." Teacher Ji put on a posture of teaching and educating people again.

I sat in the first row of the class closest to Teacher Ji, and when I saw that Teacher Ji's face was wrong, I quickly pretended to be an obedient and sensible good student. The fat man in the back was unlucky, he just couldn't stop laughing, and pinched each other with his tablemates.

"Zhang Jian, you two will go out for me", Teacher Ji yelled angrily.

Teacher Ji roared on the ground, like a tiger roaring in the mountains and forests, he was the king within the scope of this classroom, and no one was allowed to challenge his authority.

Zhang Fatzi and Xiao Tian obediently went up to the corridor to punish the station, and then Teacher Ji also went out, only to hear a storm-like roar from outside the door, which made people's hearts tremble, and everyone was secretly glad that this pile of saliva did not spray on themselves.

After a while, Li Fatzi bared his teeth and came in through the crack in the door, and after coming in, he even grinned to express Teacher Ji's ferocity, and everyone looked at his pantomime and blushed all over their faces, not daring to make a sound.

"Fat Li, have you made a big contribution to the thickening of the ozone layer again?" Ah Huan whispered.

"If you have a fart, you don't let go of your heart, and if you don't fart, you can squeeze your body." Li Fatzi spoke very smoothly, without the slightest hint of embarrassment.

"You've been out for so long and you've had a gas canister fart, right?" Lee Ming-che asked.

"Why are you talking so vulgarly, I reluctantly went to the toilet for everyone's sake, haha." Fat Li didn't wait for the words to finish, but he laughed first.

"Then there's no one in the toilet, isn't it, you've smoked it away." Ah Huan laughed and squeezed Li Fatzi.

"If you talk like that again, I'm going to fart."

"I was wrong, brother, you better tighten the **, we're all afraid of you."

"Hahaha......"

Since then, Li Fatzi has won the well-known nickname "Fart King", of course, the legend of the Fart King is not limited to this, there is another one that makes him stand in the legend.

One day, the Chinese teacher was in class, and because he was not the head teacher, he became presumptuous, sleeping, doing small movements, and reading other books.

Fat Li was sleeping soundly, the teacher called his name to the blackboard to write silently, Ah Huan even plucked his ears with a cheek raiser and finally woke up Fat Li.

Fat Li figured out what was going on, got up and walked forward.

Take one step and let out a fart, walk six steps in a row, let out six farts, all of them are loud and smelly kinds.

The whole class burst into laughter, and many students were so happy that they shed tears, but Li Fatzi didn't take the seventh step because he couldn't be happy himself.

The Chinese teacher leaned back and forth, and couldn't stand it anymore and buckled the book on his head.

Ah Huan became an order policeman again, and shouted to Xiao Wang while pinching his nose and music: "Xiao Wang, hurry up and open the window, Li Fatzi must have eaten the leek box at the school gate in the morning, not only choking his throat but also spicy eyes!" ”

"Fat Li, Cao Zhi becomes a poem in seven steps, and if you take one more step, the whole seven-step will be immortal!" Liu Yang held his stomach and laughed as he spoke.

"Fat Li, don't stand still, aren't you pulling? If you pull a rush to the bathroom, don't hull us in the class! Zhao Ming didn't forget to make fun of Fat Li.

Fat Li laughed and took another step forward, but there was another bang, and the class burst into laughter again.

"Report to the teacher, I want to go to the toilet!" Li Fatzi asked for leave while having fun.

The Chinese teacher was so happy that he couldn't speak, so he could only wave his hand at him and signal him to go.

Fat Li ran out of the class crackling, like a firecracker tied to the back of his buttocks, which made the atmosphere of the class grand and lively.

Since then, Li Fatzi's reputation has become even greater, and the whole school knows his name, and he is firmly on the throne of the fart king, and no one can shake it.

Because I was relatively short in high school, I was assigned to the first row of the class, and I studied under the teacher's nose every day, and I didn't dare to have a trace of relaxation, which led to surprisingly good grades, plus the high school examination physics, chemistry, biology, history, and geography were counted into the total score, and my grades were improved by leaps and bounds, and I ranked 55th in the first class of the sixth class of high school, which was a student who relied on the indicators to enter the key high school.

For a while, there were more students in the class who asked me for advice on the process of solving problems, which greatly increased my confidence, and I had to try it regardless of whether I could or not, and sometimes I had to explain a problem to several students. In retrospect, perhaps it was this constant training that made me familiar with many types of questions, and some of them could even rise to the level of the person who wrote them. Such a long time with classmates to discuss, so that I don't have to deliberately review anything, just do a solid job of dissociation of the knowledge points in the book, because a lot of key and difficult question types are reflected by the surrounding classmates gathered here, from this point of view, I save a lot of time to do a lot of question types, and it is not difficult to grasp the test point, but unfortunately I didn't think of so much back then, but sometimes I think that the students are a little annoying, delaying my study, in fact, they helped to lay a solid foundation, find the question book, I owe them a debt of gratitude for deepening their understanding. In such a virtuous circle, I made it directly to the top 10 of the big list in the final exam.

After arriving in the first class, I only had an occasional discussion with Liu Fatzi, and there was no chance to discuss with my classmates, everyone was a top learner, fighting for their own battles, and no one was willing to easily bow their heads to others for advice, which led to everyone playing with the tactics of doing the sea of questions, but there was no time to refine the essence, and I also fell into this strange circle, although no classmates came to delay my time to ask me for advice, but I also lost a good promotion platform. If you learn alone and have no friends, you are lonely and unheard, and the ancients did not deceive me! Sometimes, in retrospect, it was a great loss for me to be transferred to a class, and there was nothing good to be gained except for the great satisfaction of the reputation of the so-called good student. But if I hadn't been transferred to the first class, I wouldn't have had the opportunity to communicate with Dongdong without saying anything, which is the so-called lost mulberry harvest.

After being stunned for a while, he received a note from Dongdong, "Dragon, are you busy today?" Why didn't you write me a note? It's really depressing to sit in the first row, the math teacher must have eaten garlic tonight, a strange smell is coming, if he hadn't gone out in the middle to answer a phone call and go out for a while, I'd have to go out and vomit, haha! ”

"There are too many rolls today, and I'm so busy that I'm dizzy. Mr. Ji is famous for liking garlic, and his classmates spray air cleaner in advance before he goes to class, haha! After I finished writing the reply, I stabbed Tian Da Donkey's back and motioned for him to help me pass it back.

Soon after, Dongdong sent the note back, "Haha, so that's the case, I'm happy to die." You are not allowed to run early after school at night, and wait for me to leave together. ”

"Okay, no problem!"

I stabbed Tian Da Donkey's back to pass the big donkey over, the classroom was very quiet, no one noticed that Brother Tai had quietly arrived, Tian Da Donkey passed to Master Xiao when Brother Tai came over, Master Xiao held the note I wrote to Dongdong in his hand, and turned around to see a pair of red women's leather shoes appeared on the ground.

Master Xiao has been fighting with Brother Tai all the year round, and these shoes are familiar with it, and he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and scolded psychologically: I rub, when people are unlucky, they drink cold water and stuff their teeth, although this has nothing to do with me, but Brother Tai usually can't get used to me, and it is very likely that something will happen to the pond fish.

Although Master Xiao scolded psychologically, the movements in his hands did not pause at all, and before Brother Tai could speak, he took a note and began to blow his nose with exaggerated movements and exaggerated voices, and after wiping his nose, he did not forget to cough up a mouthful of phlegm and wrap it inside, and threw it directly into the garbage bag, and continued to do the question without raising his head.

Tian Dadonkey secretly gave a thumbs up, the master is really a master, he is not afraid of danger, and he can be called a dragon and phoenix among people with this psychological quality.

Brother Tai stood at Master Xiao's desk and frowned at the snot paper in the garbage bag, I looked so nervous, if Brother Tai opened and laid out this paper full of Master Xiao's snot and phlegm regardless of his identity, then Dong Dongke and I would become the focus of the class this week. When I think of this, my heart is about to jump out of my throat.

Brother Tai's brows furrowed and stretched, repeated three times, and finally gave up the urge to take it out and look at it and turned around and walked out of the classroom, leaving only one sentence: "If our classmates have a cold, take medicine quickly, don't infect others if you fall ill." If you have a fever, report it to the school immediately, the SARS virus is not something that can be carried over. ”

As soon as Brother Tai came out of the classroom, Master Xiao spit several times into the garbage bag, tied his mouth and threw it directly at me.

"Your sister, ride a roller coaster with you every day."

As soon as I lowered my head, the garbage bag smashed on the table of the fat man, and the fat man took a broken roll and threw it into the trash can at the back, and complained in a low voice: "I wiped it, it's so disgusting, no wonder Brother Tai doesn't dare to touch it, Master Xiao's poison is too powerful, and he will die if he dies!" ”

Master Xiao put his head behind the book and said to me: "You have two choices, one, invite me and the golden fat man to the vegetable market for a meal on the weekend." Second, don't let me pass you a note in the future. ”

Although Master Xiao said that he had given two choices, in fact, I could only make one answer and invite him to dinner.

Before I could speak, Tian Da Donkey jumped out and said, "Wow, Master Xiao, you are not interesting enough, how can you not bring me such a good thing as eating?" I've also helped pass the note, okay? ”

"Donkey, don't worry, Master Xiao won't forget you for such a good thing as eating." Chang Jian followed beside him.

"Chang Jian, why are you so cheap, do you want me to expose the matter of pulling someone's Qiuyue little hand on the playground?" Tian Da Donkey said shyly.

Chang Jian hurriedly made a kneeling posture with one finger and said, "Brother Donkey, you raised your noble hand, I was wrong." ”

"Okay, I'll go to the house where I drank last weekend, and we'll eat big donkeys and!" I said with a smile.

"Hahaha......"

"Your sister, in the future, your note will be thrown directly to Master Xiao, don't let me handle it, you have to pass by here, and leave it to buy road money." Tian Dadonkey said angrily.

"Brother Donkey, can't you raise your noble hooves and drink with you?" I hurriedly said.

"That's pretty much it."

Liu Fatzi listened to it for a long time in the back, and quickly interjected: "If you don't take me with you when you drink, are you trying to engage in national separatism?" ”

"Hahaha, where is it, you are your own person, you don't need to be notified, just follow me."

"That's pretty much it."

For the sake of a note that leads to such a lot of verbosity, after pacifying all walks of life, the bell for school has already sounded.

I stayed in my seat for a while after school, and when everyone was almost gone, I walked out of the classroom with Dongdong.

I told Dongdong about the process of passing the note, and Dongdong was stunned when he heard it.

"If it weren't for Master Xiao's quick response, our parents would have met, maybe our affairs would have been settled, hahaha!"

Dongdong pointed to my nose and said, "What's the matter with the two of us, what's the matter with the two of us?" I'm telling you, I'm not having a relationship with you, don't feel good about yourself. ”

"En, you're right, people are all talking about me, we are so far away, no one will believe it."

"You say that but it reminds me, you stand aside for me, don't get so close to me."

Dongdong laughed and pushed me with her hand, I grabbed her hand and pulled the whole person over, but she reacted faster, the person rolled in my arms, and broke free directly, but she was not angry.

"I'll ignore you if you play hooligan again."

"I remember that the scenes in the TV series are not played like this, and usually something will happen next, isn't it?" I said half-jokingly, testing her reaction.

"Don't you dream, there are still various cornices and walls in the TV series, I will take a look at you flying?"

"This is a bit difficult, can you change it to an easy one?"

"Change your chest and break the boulder?" Dongdong giggled.

"Eh, you haven't learned the advantages of my brother at all, but I have learned the ninth layer of." I sighed.

"You see how nice it is to have a beautiful woman to accompany you after school, how can others have this treatment? Be content with that. "Dongdong didn't forget to comfort me.

"Yes, I run around every day carrying a bouquet of flowers and telling people that it is fragrant, and I am a gardener."

"I didn't say that this bouquet of flowers was stuck in cow dung."

"What's the matter with cow dung, cow dung is nutritious, and the flowers are blooming."

After saying that, Dongdong and I both laughed together, and before I knew it, I had arrived at the door of the dormitory, and I said to Dongdong: "I won't see you soon, do you want to hug me?" ”

"Good, go back to the dormitory and wash up, try to fall asleep quickly, and then go to your dreams!" Dongdong waved her little fist at me and ran upstairs without looking back.

I stood there for a long time, and now I wanted to say to her: I have dreamed not only of you, but of our next life! But who can believe a dream that even I think is ridiculous? But even if you believe it, do we have what it takes to fight against fate? Do you have the ability to turn around in this huge whirlpool? I'd rather keep the beauty of this moment to enjoy alone than tear up the present to frame the future.