In the second semester of my third year of high school, I had severe anorexia and had to move to live off-campus, which happened to be very close to where Wu Qiong rented a house, so I made an appointment to go to and from school together.

After school in the evening, Wu Qiong and I rode our bicycles back, this time Wu Qiong planned to take me home from the south road, I had never walked this road, Wu Qiong said that there was no problem, he was very familiar with it, just follow him.

Just walked out of the school gate less than 20 meters away to see Yang Yang and two male classmates laughing and didn't know what to talk about, after a while it seemed that one of the boys had a quarrel with her, pulling her arm and hitting the telephone pole.

"Are you going to be tied to a telephone pole?" I shouted evilly.

"Dalong, you happened to be passing by, hurry up and save me."

Yang Yang said and ran to me, jumped on the back seat of my bicycle at once, and put his hand directly around my waist, I didn't wear a lot in summer, and I clearly felt two gentle oppressions on my back.

"I'll be waiting for you at the intersection in front." Yang Yang said to the two boys without looking back.

Yang Yang's head leaned against my back and didn't seem to let go, which made me very uncomfortable.

"Those two boys don't look like nice people, are you really okay?"

"Eh, the sun is coming out of the west, and it knows that it cares about me. It's okay for us to have fun, I live in my aunt's house, the road in front of me is dark, I don't dare to go, it just so happens that Zheng Shuang's house is nearby, and he sends me home every day." Yang Yang said nonchalantly.

"Oh, I thought you were going to make a promise." I replied jokingly.

"Eh, a big beauty like me still uses her body to make a promise, and it's their honor to give them the opportunity to give me, but if it were you, I could consider it." As he spoke, Yang Yang scratched my armpits with his little hands.

"Eh, what are you doing, don't you see me driving, beware of us falling into the ditch." I twisted my back and broke free from her attack.

"What are you afraid of in the ditch, look at your fat body, it's more than wrong to be a meat pad for me." Yang Yang patted me on the stomach as he spoke.

"You can get it, I don't think it's a problem if it's someone else, but I can't guarantee it if it's you." I laughed.

"Do you mean I'm fat, am I that fat, huh! I don't know how to appreciate it at all, and people call it plumpness. I'll show you weight loss tomorrow. Yang Yang answered me with a straight face.

"I've been hearing this since junior high school, and it's been almost three years now, and it seems that you haven't lost weight either." I said with a haha.

"You also know that we have known each other for three years, do you have the impression that I have nothing but fat, I am much thinner than last year, and you don't care about me when I see you." Yang Yang said angrily.

"I'm not kidding, you're serious. But can you not hug my brother's waist, you see it's so hot, I still have to ride, if the heat dissipation is not good, it is easy to get heat stroke! ”

When Yang Yang said this, she also felt that it was unsightly to hug me like this, so she let go of her little hand.

"You talk like this, are you tired of bringing beautiful women home, if you don't want to, I'll let Angkor take me, anyway, it's not you who has a bicycle. Do you say, Angkor? Yang Yang greeted Wu Qiong.

"Don't, my bike isn't strong, I can't sit on you." Wu Qiong said slyly, and laughed with me after speaking.

"You are all bullying, I won't go with you next time, huh!" Yang Yang raised her little hand and pinched my back hard.

"Ahh Help, it hurts me. I screamed with my teeth and claws.

"You're exaggerating, I'll just touch you lightly and shout." Yang Yang said disdainfully.

"A woman's trick of pinching people hurts more than a man's slap on the body." I explained, pretendingly.

"You can pull it down, I don't know you yet, so I can talk nonsense. Just drop me down at the intersection in front of me, and I'll wait for them to come and take me home," Yang Yang said with a smile.

"Won't we just send you home?" I said.

"No need, my classmate is next to my aunt's house, which is a byway, and besides, I promised him to wait for Zheng Shuang here, so you can just put it down for me here." Yang Yang patted me on the back.

"Okay, then be careful!" I stopped my bike with one foot.

"Hehe, there's no problem, don't worry, I'm such a big person."

After that, Yang Yang smiled and threw a wink at me, signaling that she had no problem, and ran to the other side of the road to give me and Wu Qiong a flying kiss.

Yangyang is always so optimistic and cheerful, her laughter is like a bird in spring, crisp and cheerful.

You once said to me: I'm too fat, I want to lose weight!

I answer you: I like your baby fat!

You chose to believe my lies......

I have chosen to deceive your sincerity......

"What else do you see, the beauties are gone, let's go too, Brother Long." Wu Qiong's words interrupted my thoughts.

"Let's go, by the way, how many times have you walked this way?" I asked,

"When you didn't come before, my classmates and I often walked with my classmates in the second class, so we were familiar with the road." Wu Qiong said confidently.

"Oh, it's better than the road to the north, it's just a little dark." I said.

"Well, yes, oh yes, I remember there's a cable-stayed line around the bend in front, be careful." Wu Qiong reminded me.

"Okay, you're in front, I'll follow you behind." I replied.

"No problem, it could be here." Wu Qiong turned her head to talk to me nonchalantly.

I heard a snap in the back, and he fell to the ground with the car.

I hurriedly jumped out of the car to see what was wrong with him, and it turned out that he was caught on the cable-stayed trailer handle of a telephone pole and fell directly.

I didn't care to check how Wu Qiong fell, so I squatted on the side of the road with my stomach in my hands and laughed.

Wu Qiong also stood up and laughed with me.

"I remember it was in front, it turned out to be here." Wu Qiong explained while laughing.

"You don't have to explain, I know, can you show me." I still clutched my stomach and laughed.

"Then you see, I'll show you how I fell, and you will be scraped down by the same line later." Wu Qiong patted the ash on her body and got back on the bike.

"I just like a good teacher like you." I quickly rode up and followed.

"Brother Wang, slow down, do you want to show me how to cross a puddle or something." I laughed.

"I'll show you how to drill the ring of fire......

The next day, I quietly told Dong Dong about Wu Qiong's demonstration of the fall, and she leaned forward and closed, and as soon as she saw Wu Qiong, she shouted for Wu Qiong to demonstrate.

Many years later, Wu Qiong became a meticulous design engineer, but the drill fire ring he promised me has not yet been demonstrated.

I asked you, "Why do you like to laugh so much?"

You answered me, 'The tenderness in your eyes is the smile on my face.'"

Your happy smile is only for my gaze that never leaves

I'm stupid to see just for your unbridled joy

On Saturday morning, Brother Tai walked into the classroom with a red face and announced a news, in the afternoon, our school will elect representatives to the National People's Congress, and now the school has preliminarily screened out two places, one is the school's senior party official Gao Sheng, and the other is Li Jianguo, a boiler worker in the water room, each student has the right to vote, and the whole process of voting is supervised by government personnel.

Brother Tai spent nearly 1 hour introducing us to Secretary Gao's life and deeds, during which he mentioned Secretary Gao's contribution to the school and society many times; For Li Jianguo, he just mentioned a sentence: "If you have strength, fill in the coal well!" ”

After the introduction, Tai Ge repeatedly told us the importance of electing the right person, and we must choose someone who can understand the people's will to be the representative of this representative, so as to be able to make appropriate suggestions and suggestions, and do practical and good things for the people!

Brother Tai felt that we had almost been brainwashed and washed, and finally tried to meet the poor dagger and expressed her own opinions, she felt that Secretary Gao was the best candidate for this people's congress deputy.

Brother Tai finished his lecture before he gave us a lesson, and after Brother Tai left, Master Xiao was the first to stand up, "Rory, I'm going to pee my pants, just say who you want to choose?" ”

I looked up at Master Xiao and quipped him, "No wonder you pull it after eating, it's really a rectum, Brother Tai talked to you seriously for a long time?" ”

Master Xiao looked at us suspiciously, "Is there something wrong with what I said?" ”

Tian Dadonkey couldn't look at it, "I said Master Xiao, are you in a political class in vain, don't you understand the simple reason of prohibiting canvassing, she can express her views and influence you, but she can't blatantly ask you." You are stupid to be Brother Tai, such a simple thing will go on and ink with you for an hour. ”

The fat man threw the book on the table and said, "I don't think she can afford to be early, and I haven't seen her so patient in lectures." helped and shouted so hard, I didn't think that Secretary Gao would be able to remember her personal feelings, and when she was evaluated in the future, it would be easy to talk to Secretary Gao. ”

Everyone's analysis is the Tao, and I interrupted everyone's speech, "Who do you think everyone will choose?" ”

Master Xiao lifted his pants and said on Mount Tai's table, "If it were me, I would choose Li Jianguo, I didn't see Secretary Gao's contribution, but Lao Li helped me fill the thermos and cover it every day, who do you say I would choose?" ”

Taishan was unhappy, "Master Xiao, you, can you come down and talk, why are you sticking your ass on my table and letting me sleep on the table in the future?" ”

Master Xiao jumped down and said with a smile, "Why do you rub my foot soap with your face and let me wash my feet in the future?" ”

"Hahaha......" Everyone burst into laughter, and Master Xiao still didn't forget that Taishan took his foot soap to wash his face.

Chang Jian chirped and said, "If other teachers come to say, I think it will be very likely that everyone will choose the senior secretary, but for Brother Tai, I think it will only backfire." Her image is too dim among the masses and not at all bright. ”

"That's right, I also choose Lao Litou, thinking about the feeling of Brother Tai being slapped in the face, even the pores are excited." The golden fat man said with his eyebrows fluttering.

Guan Liangyu was also unwilling to be lonely, and his expression was more direct, "You people, you are so arrogant that people like me are in the same stream as you, then I have no choice but to vote for Lao Li and slap Brother Tai." ”

The golden fat man raised his eyebrows at me and said, "Brother Long, what about you?" ”

"Eh, what an upright and kind person I was before I met you, but unfortunately I can't go back now, my white feathers have been dyed black by you. Especially you and Master Xiao, one grinding and one graffiti is really a special lewd duo. I didn't even think about voting for Secretary Gao. I pointed to the fat golden man's face.

Master Xiao gave me a thumbs up, "You're really good!" Brother Tai has a famous saying that flies don't bite seamless eggs, and you are a rotten egg at all. ”

"That's why I recruited a bunch of green bean flies like you."

The fat man smiled next to him and said, "You two are there, don't bring me with you, I'm a pure and kind good boy." ”

"Don't pretend, Brother Tai said that you are the rat that spoiled the porridge!" Fat Willow finally found a chance to interject.

"Damn, the porridge ended up letting you drink it." The golden fat man never suffers in his mouth.

"The fat blonde is rat, and you're the shell man who likes to rub balls." Chang Jian followed up.

"Hahaha......"

In the afternoon, the election was held as scheduled, and each person was given a ballot paper, and it was good to draw a check mark under the person who wanted to vote, and there was no need to keep names. The teachers and students of the whole school voted in the ballot box for more than an hour. Later, I heard Tian Dadonkey say that there are people on the ninth floor of our school who voted for Lao Litou, and the remaining layer is the kinship between the faculty and the senior secretary.

Perhaps this is the silent protest of the students against some of the school's impersonal systems, an outburst of silence, and most of the students vented this dissatisfaction on this anonymous ballot paper, and Secretary Gao was pushed to the altar after fasting and bathing to become a sacrifice for this huge election event.