There are many mock exams in the third year of high school, and the bows in the hands of the students have been drawn like a full moon, and they are in a tense state all the time. For boarding students, the daily life of the dormitory, classroom, and canteen makes the tension gradually transition to collapse, and if there is no proper adjustment, there will definitely be mental illness.

Although the days are difficult, but it does not stump our friends with high IQ and high emotional intelligence, a group of people represented by Master Xiao Jin Fat began to look for a way to relax, I don't know where the phone chat room came from this venting channel, that is, a few strangers who are masked use their phones to connect to the same platform, and then they can start chatting, because they can't see each other and don't know each other, so they can talk freely and unscrupulously.

But Master Xiao obviously didn't go to chat, he gave an ID called "Adu", and he had to go to every night after school, knock on the instant noodle jar after entering the chat room, knock everyone else away and then enter other chat rooms and then spoof.

After two times, I met an opponent called "cigarette butt", the other party let the wind and waves hit, I didn't move, Master Xiao knocked on the instant noodle jar, the cigarette butt scolded, Master Xiao knocked tired of changing the fat man for the gold fat man, the fat man knocked tired of Chang Jian, how can the cigarette butt with a mouth can deal with Master Xiao's multi-person relay, and finally did not scold and began to knock on the pot, until the lights went out in the bedroom, and Master Xiao withdrew from the chat room.

The next night, Master Xiao entered the chat room on time, and after changing two rooms, he met the cigarette butt, and the cigarette butt claimed to be on the bar with Adu in the future, the two sides are endless, who retreats first is the grandson, Master Xiao, the golden fat man, Chang Jian, etc., can be regarded as finding an exciting game channel, and they talk about it every day, and they are tired of it. A week later, Master Xiao's tools were upgraded, and the sound of knocking on the cylinder was recorded with a repeater, and the other party's cigarette butts were still scolded first and then knocked on the pot, and the way was not upgraded at all.

Master Xiao was very satisfied with the tactics he invented, and boasted about how wise and martial he was, knowing that a month later, the cigarette butts finally couldn't bear Master Xiao's protracted repeater tactics, and the flag died down, and Master Xiao couldn't find an opponent It was very lonely, and a feeling of loneliness after the martial arts world was invincible.

Joy is like the pine in the crack of the stone, despite the wind, frost, rain and snow still persistently growing, still standing, this is a kind of survival instinct in the cracks, but also a kind of pursuit of sunshine nature, stretching branches all the time to show us its victory.

Joy is like the weeds in the field, which grow selflessly despite the fire and sword, domineering and savage, although it is barren and predestined to fruit, it reaps unexpected verdant.

After entering the third year of high school, my back became lively, and many classmates who studied in other places turned back, in short, the eight immortals crossed the sea to show their magical powers, and sat behind me. Xu Manshan is one of them, because she sits in the last row, the new class has no familiar friends, and Liu Fat and I get along better, she often asks some more strange questions, mathematics is not difficult for Liu Fatman, he likes the whole class to study a math problem that he has never seen, but when it comes to physical chemistry Liu Fatzi waved his hand and asked Brother Long.

As for Xu Manshan, she often brings me and Liu Fatzi some snacks and snacks outside the school, since she came to the class, Liu Fatzi's waist has thickened again, and my weight has begun to soar. Since Xu Manshan got acquainted with us, she usually didn't leave the house after class, she came to me and Liu Fatzi here to listen to us talking calves together, sometimes the big donkey told some restrictive jokes, although she was ashamed and blushing, but she would also laugh secretly with us, every time at this time, the big donkey spoke more energetically.

At the beginning, Xu Manshan did ask some difficult questions, but recently, she asked a lot of questions, which made me very impatient, and there were still many things to learn and memorize, how could there be so much time for her to spend on basic knowledge. However, a female classmate of the family bought food for me and Liu Fatzi, and helped fetch water to wipe the table, and she was embarrassed to say that she had no time to pay attention to her.

Sometimes she went to study early, and helped me and Liu Fatzi clean up the desk, sorted out the papers of each subject in different categories, clamped them with dovetail clips and pasted sticky notes, which made me and Liu Fatzi very uncomfortable, and it was really comfortable to have a life secretary.

After about two or three weeks of such a comfortable day, I received a strange note from Dongdong, "I've been very busy with my studies lately, and I don't like to take care of me anymore." Life is very comfortable, there is food and drink, and there are beautiful women to accompany you, you can't miss it, right? Don't eat with the fat man at noon, wait for me. ”

Seeing Dongdong's note, our company was happy and worried. Happily, although she never admitted that she was in a relationship with me, Xu Manshan's performance seemed to make her jealous, indicating that she still liked me in her heart. What is worrying is that Jing Dongdong said this, Xu Manshan has indeed been closer to us recently, but she is the same to me as to Liu Fatzi, and she did not deliberately approach anyone.

After the fourth period, the students were busy running to eat, and the remaining quarter of the class waited for the peak flow to pass before going to eat, and I was among them.

Since Wu Qiong went to other classes, the small group of the five of us who ate was disbanded, Fan Xiaoyu and Li Yunfan ate together, and Dongdong and I flew alone. Jin Fat Man and Master Xiao are very happy that I can join them, so there is another main player who can talk nonsense, how happy!

Dongdong, on the other hand, occasionally eats with Yangyang and occasionally eats with her at the same table.

I was thinking about how to explain how to not eat with the fat man and them today, Dongdong took the initiative to come over and knock on my table, "Xiaolong, let's go eat!" ”

After Dongdong finished speaking, he turned around and left, I quickly got up and said to Master Xiao, "I have something to do today, so I won't eat with you." ”

Master Xiao's mouth really didn't spare me, "Xiaolong's peach blossom luck has been very prosperous recently, someone will clean up the table in the morning, and someone will invite you to eat at noon." ”

The golden fat man also saw the excitement and shouted, "Maybe there will be a waiter at night!" ”

Afraid of something, these two two goods shouted blindly, isn't this adding fuel to the fire, Dongdong gritted his teeth in anger after hearing this, and walked out of the classroom without looking back.

I picked up Tian Dadonkey's book and threw it at Master Xiao, "You shut up for me, beware of letting you eat eight buns in one bite." ”

Master Xiao dodged my attack with a flash, and said honestly, "It's not a fun martial arts, don't throw it at me, the fat man likes to see this, hurry up and send it over!" ”

The golden fat man was so angry with Master Xiao that he smoked, "Damn, don't you go to the toilet yet, aren't you afraid of being in your diaper pocket?" ”

Chang Jian said sheepishly, "Master Xiao wore a diaper today!" ”

I feel that Chang Jian is the guy who performs three and a half sentences and says the last half of the sentence, and he talks little and angrily, and often you can't cry or laugh.

……

Dongdong and I walked out of the teaching building side by side, no one first broke the silent atmosphere, the students who finished eating in the cafeteria walked back one after another, many students who knew each other saw that we were both smiling with bad intentions, Yang Jianli of Class 6 greeted me, and said to me exaggeratedly, "Brother Long, sister-in-law!" ”

I lifted my leg and kicked him in the ass, "I can't stop you when I'm full." ”

Yang Jianjian's ass dodged my flying feet, but he didn't mean to stop, "I'll invite you to eat with Sister-in-law Long another day." ”

A group of classmates from Class 6 greeted us, and considering Dongdong's face, I glared at them or greeted them with fists and feet.

Dongdong finally couldn't help it, "What kind of friends have you made, brother and sister-in-law, it's annoying!" ”

I laughed, walked to the front of Dongdong and suddenly turned around, "You finally spoke, I thought you were going to dry me for a day today?" ”

Dongdong immediately reined in his steps and almost hit me, "What are you doing, good dog doesn't get in the way, get out of the way!" ”

I flashed to the side and said with a smile, "Aren't we two not having a special relationship, no matter what they say, we are not afraid of crooked feet!" ”

When Dongdong saw me say this, he was so angry that he stomped his feet, "I'm going to be angry with you, you still have the heart to joke." ”

"Hasn't this been all good lately, and how did it provoke you?" I asked, feigning confusion.

Dongdong started her theme, "You are very good, you have beautiful women to buy you food, help you clean up the table, chat with you to relieve your boredom, and live a comfortable life!" ”

I threw out the rhetoric that I had already prepared, "You said Xu Manshan, you think too much about this, people and Liu Fat are good, I am a light bulb." ”

"Cut, who believes it, the whole class has seen it, Xu Meinu is soaking next to your table every day, how can she have so many questions to ask, who knows what you talk about, some talk and laugh."

Hearing Dongdong say this, I suddenly realized that the class looked at me and Xu Manshan like this, so it seems that I have to control the distance between me and Xu Manshan in the future, and it will not be good for everyone to misunderstand, especially Dongdong. But Dongdong asked so, how can he deal with the level in front of him.

"Well, you're really misunderstood, my time is so precious, I really don't have time to laugh with her, you said that if people ask questions and I ignore her, it will seem like I'm so proud, right?"

"Then why didn't she ask Niu Zijun and Li Ming, neither of them was worse than you, why did she ask you?" Dongdong's words asked, and I was sweating.

Dongdong locked my throat with a move, until it was critical, so how I explained it to myself seemed to be deliberately exculpable, but when someone made a move, I also had to take it, "You have to ask Liu Fatzi about this, Xu Manshan always asks him questions first, and he will push me by name if he doesn't know." I don't want to, I don't have so much time to teach her the basics. ”

"Even if you're studying, but after class, why does she always sit next to you, and there is a joke, you didn't see it?"

"You have to ask Jin Fat Man and Tian Da Donkey, they always like to talk nonsense and jokes when they have nothing to do, I sit in the middle again, you said that Xu Manshan came over to listen to their nonsense, no matter which side is left or right, isn't it close to me?"

When Dongdong heard me say this, he finally calmed down a lot, and the atmosphere eased a lot, "Okay, even if you are fine, you have to pay attention in the future, otherwise everyone will think that you are going to fall in love!" ”

"Okay, I'll pay attention, but let me emphasize again, Xu Manshan is optimistic about Liu Fatzi, and I'm a light bulb."

"Just light up the light bulb, don't get too close to people's homes, and people will misunderstand that you are going to send warmth."

"Yes, yes, you're right, I'll put up a sign on the table when I go back: I'm a big 200-watt light bulb, I can give you light without getting close."

"You just!" Dongdong pursed his lips and wanted to laugh, but he didn't show his previous clear attitude.

I had already arrived at the cafeteria while talking, I asked Dongdong to find a table to wait for me, and then happily played two dishes that Dongdong usually likes to eat, two dishes that I like to eat, six taels of rice, four taels for me, and four taels for Dongdong.

"Why don't you give me two taels of food, and then give me two taels." Dongdong said with a glare.

"Dizzy, have you eaten?"

"Angry, want to eat!"

Dongdong poured all her unvented anger on these four taels of rice, and I was only halfway through it, and she had already begun to wipe her mouth with a tissue......

You once asked me, "If I were fat, would you still like me?"

I answer you: I like your soul and not your body.

Before I finished speaking, you grabbed the chicken leg and opened your mouth to bite it......

I silently swallowed the sentence just now and said to the waiter: Let the boss give me a blood pressure monitor!