In late December, when the weather outside is freezing, the cold wind is howling, everything is withering, and outdoor activities are in a state of contraction due to lack of heat, for students who are stuck in the classroom, they are always looking for something exciting to lift their spirits, and Christmas is an anticipation that should not be missed.

The surrounding businesses are keen on the deliberate rendering of Christmas, the façade is hung with colorful lights, and a few plastic pine trees are placed crookedly on both sides, which are dotted with trinkets, making the atmosphere of this foreign festival more intense. For this reason, it is not only the students but also the teachers of the pro-American faction, such as the beautiful big-mouthed principal who claims to be a special English teacher, because the school's college entrance examination results this year are extremely outstanding, especially Senior Zhou is not only admitted to the Peking University Medical School, but also the provincial English single champion, plus the two foreign teachers invited by the school from the UK at a high price are also in place in time this month. This made Principal Dazui suddenly have a bold idea: this year, he will hold an all-English party for Christmas and New Year's Eve to cater to the general direction of the whole school he has formulated - to take English as a strength, comprehensively drive enthusiasm for learning, and deliver a large number of comprehensive talents.

The school has announced that an English evening will be held on December 30th. The news came out first-class, the teachers and students of the school were as excited as chicken blood, each class of about 40 classes must report at least three programs and a group of host selection, Friday afternoon unified arrangement selection, the format is not limited to the type, as long as the words must be in English, not a word of Chinese! Such a grand event has further inflamed the heat of Christmas, and it seems that the price of apples and oranges will rise again this year.

As soon as she arrived in the classroom for evening self-study, Tingting mysteriously took out a box of fresh strawberries and handed it to Tian Dadonkey to share with her.

"Eh, Lang Qing concubine, I will send fruit before Christmas starts, Tingting will invite your brother to eat, don't you invite us to eat?" Xiong Shengnan just caught this moment and roared.

"Here's to you. Eat" Tingting blushed and stuffed Xiong Shengnan with a box.

Tian Dadonkey's eyes were already on fire, and it was estimated that he had killed Xiong Shengnan countless times in his heart.

"Eh, you can eat it yourself!" Fat Willow and I shouted at the wrong time.

", what are you guys doing, wait for class to end and abolish you two!" Tian Da Donkey looked back at me and Liu Fatzi helplessly.

"I'm so scared!" The fat man covered his head and pretended to be innocent.

"I've served you, give everyone points!" Tian Da Donkey threw strawberries to me and Fat Liu.

As soon as I got the box, I found that a bunch of people pressed on my body, and most of the strawberries were gone in an instant, so I quickly grabbed one and stuffed it into my mouth, and found that Master Xiao, Jin Zhongren, Chang Jian, Zhao Mo and others around me were holding one in their mouths, what a group of wolves.

As soon as the evening self-study class ended, Tingting ran to Tian Da Donkey's seat, silently pinched Tian Da Donkey's arm, and saw that the force would not be lighter than a vice, and threw Tian a note.

"Magnolia asked me to transfer it to you!" Then Luo Tingting turned around and left in a huff.

Tian Dadonkey rubbed his arm happily, quietly opened the note, and a line of juanxiu font jumped on the paper: Friday afternoon's English evening host selection, you accompany me and be my partner. Yulan.

"Tell us to see what to write, ...... on Friday afternoon" Tian Da Donkey was still reminiscing, Li Ming gave it to him and read it.

"You bring it to me!" Before Li Ming finished reading Tian Dadonkey, he snatched the note, his face was very ugly, he no longer paid attention to Li Ming, and suddenly felt that the atmosphere was so depressing.

"Isn't it just a note, donkey, are you like this?" I hurriedly played a round and stabbed the big donkey."

"It's none of your business, let's go, go to the bathroom." Tian Da Donkey put the note in the book and hooked me out.

"This wasn't aimed at you just now, if you robbed it, he would have given it to you, but he couldn't." Tian Da Donkey and I argued as we walked.

"You guys have a vendetta, they're all classmates, you don't see you when you look up, why are you so stiff!" I teased Tian Da Donkey without holding back.

"It's hard to put into words, three feet of ice, not a day's cold!" Tian Da Donkey shook his head.

…… Tian Dadon didn't pay much attention to such a thing as an English party, so he rejected Yulan. I didn't expect Yulan to be very special, and I came directly to the head teacher during recess. When Jingjing took the list of reports for Tian Da Donkey to prepare, he could only watch Yulan proudly gesture of victory, with a helpless face. On Friday afternoon, Tian Dadonkey was dragged by Magnolia to the school activity room to participate in the selection in a daze. As soon as I entered the activity room, I saw the judges sitting in a row, and the donkey's jaw almost fell to the ground. There are a total of seven judges, two foreign teachers have long been his after-school tutoring teachers, the principal, the two vice principals, and the teaching director have all watched him grow up since childhood, and the last judge is an excellent teacher who has cultivated a single subject champion, and she has another identity - Tian Dadonkey's mother. The big donkey lazily read the presiding script written by Ya, maybe the relaxed state had a good effect, the beautiful principal's eyes became brighter and brighter, and his nose flashed. At 5:50, Tian Dadon and Liu Fatzi rushed back to the classroom from the Internet café, and Tian Dadon took the fried rice he bought directly from Tingting's table and swallowed it. "Slow down! There are still 15 minutes to go to the bell! Tingting said with a look of disdain, but handed over a packet of chocolate milk in her hand. Woo, eat in 5 minutes, tease you for 10 minutes, and then study hard. Tian Da Donkey whispered with fried rice stuffed in his mouth.

"This little couple is getting by." Xiong Shengnan squeezed between the two and yelled loudly.

Tingting smashed a book at Tian Da Donkey, turned around and left, and almost smashed the chocolate milk in the donkey's hand.

"Don't drink it to me, don't waste it." Xiong Shengnan is always so incomprehensible. "Tian Boguang, Tan Yulan, you two will go to the principal's office after the first self-study class." Brother Tai stood at the door and shouted at Tian Dadonkey, and then shrank back into his small office. "Okay, let's go to the principal's office together? Is this a meeting with the parents? Eat fried rice in the future and let your family buy Yulan. Tingting snatched the lunch box in Tian Dadon's hand. You must have been the reincarnation of the vinegar jar in your last life, and it must have been a matter of the New Year's Day party, so I can be regarded as winning glory for the class, okay? You should reward me! Add an extra dollar of meat tomorrow night! "Tian Dadonkey leisurely dodged Tingting's hand to grab the chocolate milk." Add a dollar of meat to feed the dogs! Tingting buried her head in the sea of books angrily and no longer paid attention to the big donkey. Sure enough, the big-mouthed principal looking for the big donkey was for the host of the party, Tian Da Donkey was so frightened that he didn't dare to look up at the big strawberry nose on his face, so he could only bow his head and listen to the principal's female voice: "Xiao Tian, you also grew up with Uncle Zhao, this party is of great significance, you and Yulan must prepare well." Do you know? I know that before this afternoon, I was worried about the host, except for Wen Song in Class 5, I haven't found a good host until now! You know, this party is not sloppy. The main leaders of the government must come to participate, and the leaders of the townships and towns must also come, and it is difficult to do everything from brother colleges, foreign friends, and sponsors! Mr. Wang, who sponsored this time, must have his daughter as the host, which is really bad, so he can only let Wen Song take her, and Township Chief Liu's son will also preside, what should I do? I originally wanted four hosts, but now I have to change it to six, only you and Yulan's group are the most matched, you must pick up the burden! The big-mouthed principal talked for another seven or eight minutes, and it wasn't until the self-study bell rang for a long time that he reluctantly let the two go back. How much do you believe the principal's nonsense? "The principal's office is more than two hundred meters away from their small building, and Magnolia broke the silence first." It's strange to believe him, don't you understand? The best two hosts have partnered with others in order to deal with the leader and the rich man, and for fear of chaos, let us go up. Do you think it's a good thing? The big donkey thought for a moment and said, "It's a good thing for both of us, isn't it?" At least our partner will be better, don't you think? Yulan stared at Tian Da Donkey and said word by word, in the winter night, Yulan's eyes were so dark and shining, it actually looked unique, which made the big donkey a little distracted...... "Either you don't do it, you have to go all out if you want to do it!" Tian Dadonkey's face suddenly flashed in his mind, and he hurriedly diverted the topic. In the next half month, in order to rehearse the New Year's Day party, the big donkey didn't have time to go to the Internet café again, but as she got in touch with Yulan more and more, Tingting's anger became more and more obvious.

The grand occasion of the New Year's Day party can be said to be the largest ever, and almost all the people in this small city are present. Nearly 3,000 teachers and students at the school, plus special guests, clapped their hands and applauded to watch this basically incomprehensible party.

On Christmas Eve, the donkey had already bought a bag of apples and planned to share them with Tingting, and the donkey's mother was as busy as ever, but as a more beloved teacher, she still received more than a dozen apples and oranges, all of which were looted by the donkey.

"The big donkey is really a friend, knowing that we don't have a girlfriend and specially brought us apples!" Chang Jian didn't wait for Tian Dadonkey to react, so he picked up a big apple and nibbled on it.

"It's better to be a big donkey!" Master Xiao also graciously caught one.

"Big donkey, rich man, buy us so many apples." Not to be outdone, Jin Zhongren actually opened his bow left and right and grabbed two of them.

After a while, there were only two left, and Tian Da Donkey finally stopped everyone's crazy robbery, and secretly stuffed one to Tingting and one to Yulan.

However, this detail was seen by Xiong Shengnan, and he said loudly: "Tian Da Donkey is so blessed, two daughters and one husband."

"Get out of here, is it your homely handsome guy who ignores you again? Hold on. Tian Da Donkey was huffing and laughing with Xiong Shengnan.

"Big donkey, you are playing with fire, ask for more blessings for yourself!" I whispered to Tian Da Donkey.

"Brother Long's words are reasonable! You and Xiong Shengnan don't talk about me, I'm still fucking proud, now I think about it, I can't lose my wife and break the army. Tian Dadonkey looked like he was humbly taught.

Tingting ran out of the classroom with red eyes, and Yulan pretended not to hear and didn't know what she was doing.

At the end of the evening self-study, everyone left one after another, and I was calculating a math problem, and it was almost time for the water to come out, and I was calculating on the straw paper ring by ring without distraction. Dongdong walked over with a smile, and when she saw that I was doing the problem, she lay quietly on the table next to her, staring at me with her big eyes, and turning back and forth with a big apple wrapped in color in her hand, and did not rush me.

"The beautiful woman came to bring me apples!" Fat Willow quipped.

As soon as Liu Fat Man mentioned Dongdong, I immediately stopped solving the question, just turned my head, and my eyes fell into Dongdong's gentle gaze, I have never seen her so quiet, gentle like a cat lying on the table, I almost couldn't help but reach out to ** Her long hair hanging down on the table, but such a beautiful scene only lasted 1 second, and Dongdong went berserk because of Liu Fatzi's words.

"You get up for me!" Dongdong unceremoniously grabbed the fat man's ears and carried him aside.

"I heard you ate apples tonight, it tastes good, right?" Dongdong glared at me as he weighed the apple in his hand.

"It was given to us by Tian Da Donkey." I said with a grin, smelling the faint fragrance on her body, my heart jumped, I have never been so close to Dongdong.

"Then you don't want to give me one?" Dongdong looked at me with her big eyes.

"Isn't this a festival for foreigners, we Chinese follow what kind of excitement!" I couldn't help but quibble.

"Really? Then I'll take this apple back and eat it. Dongdong looked angry.

"Don't, take it back to the dormitory, it's cold and far away, send it to me!" Fat Liu has been eavesdropping on our conversation in the back.

", you're not leaving, beware of your dad beating you up when you're late." I glared at the fat man fiercely.

"Okay, I'm leaving, you guys talk slowly, I don't need this light bulb." The fat man twisted his big ass and hummed a little song and left the classroom.

"Thank you for still thinking of me." I went to snatch the apple in Dongdong's hand with a hippie smile, "It's hard to get it back to the bedroom, and you can't eat such a big apple."

"Don't move, invite me to dinner tomorrow, or you won't be allowed to take the apple." Dongdong turned into a serious face again.

"Okay, well, please eat." I hurriedly brought it over and put it in the desk to prevent Dongdong from changing his mind again.

"Remember to give me one next year, do you hear?" Dongdong looked at me with her bright eyes, and I was really stunned at this moment.

"What do you think, do you hear me?" Dongdong shook his hand in front of my eyes, and when he saw that I didn't react, he tickled me again.

"Okay, I heard, I heard, I'll give you a big one." I dodged her as I gestured.

"What's the big deal, bubblegum?" Dongdong's god-like reaction continued.

"Apples, definitely apples." I compared the shape of an apple with my hand, which is actually the shape of a heart.

"That's pretty much it." Dongdong blushed, and then left.

I looked at this big apple wrapped in colorful plastic paper in a daze, and my heart was filled with a hint of sweetness.

"Eh, don't look at it, look at the lights out again, go back to the bedroom." Yun Fan yelled at me.

"Be quiet, that kid is still reminiscing." Xiaoyu took Yun Fan's hand and the two of them came to me.

"Okay, I was wrong, don't mind, continue to taste the sweetness." Yun Fan laughed and teased me.

"Hahaha" I can't argue that it was God just now, so I can only hide my embarrassment with laughter.

"Xiaolong, why are you red?" Xiaoyu really wanted to kill me in the classroom.

"Refreshed!" I finally flipped to Lin Haixueyuan's Yang Zirong's lines, and I barely fooled over.

"Why is it yellow again?" Wu Qiong packed up and came over to join in the fun.

"Cold-proof waxing!" I saw someone who knew the goods, and hurried to find the bottom of the stairs.

I took a random book, carried the big apple with them, and walked with them to the dormitory.

"Okay, Brother Long, there are still people who give apples," Sun Yu said enviously when he saw me return to the bedroom.

"Where, Tian Da Donkey gave it. The playboy sent too many apples, and I snatched them when I couldn't eat them. "I'm still in the final struggle.

"It's still pretending, since it was sent by Tian Da Donkey, I will eat half of it." Sun Yu was-for-tat.

"Okay, I'll serve you, I admit that it was sent by someone else, and I'll talk about it when I come back." I threw the apple to the innermost part of my bed on the top bunk, then took the basin and washed.

You once said to me: I like your dashing figure on the basketball court the most

I gazed into your eyes and said, "I especially love your soft posture on stage."

Your cheers on the field always make the game more exciting

My flowers on stage always add to the show

After washing, I went to Master Xiao's bedroom for a stroll. Just in time for Taishan and Liangzai to fight, the two seem to have a lot of grievances in their previous lives, and they have to continue the front edge in this life, and they will fight when they meet, endlessly.

"Look at you like that, you have long arms and short legs, long hair and bags on your face, you are a perfect copy of the genes of the orangutan." The pretty boy looked at Tarzan with a smile and said.

After speaking, he also loosened his waist and hips, clamped his legs between the wheels, and beat his chest, playing the role of a gorilla.

Seeing this, Taishan, who is usually used to the cat's waist, actually put his legs together, tuck his abdomen and raise his head, puffing out his cheeks that were red with anger, pointing at the pretty boy for a long time before saying a word.

"You, you have a black face, you are an animal from Africa, and you use whitening facial cleanser every day, it's really a tyrannical thing!"

"You can't even speak, and it's obvious that you're an orangutan that hasn't developed successfully." The pretty boy is inseparable from the orangutan.

"Africans have to kill themselves when they see you, it's so black, your name is still beautiful, can you light it up?" Tarzan is not far from the black.

"There are always classmates in other classes who ask me what is the name of the one that looks like an orangutan, and I am embarrassed to say that you are my classmate." The pretty boy is constantly sarcastic.

"You're embarrassed to tell me, if it weren't for you showing your teeth after the lights went out, I wouldn't have seen you on the bed." Not to be outdone, Tarzan never showed weakness.

"You're from YN Yuanmou, I'm from BJ Zhoukou, take your little furry hand and take a bite gently, ah! It is love that allows us to learn to walk upright. Guan Liangyu made a concluding speech on the controversy between Liangzai and Taishan.

"Hahaha......" suddenly burst into laughter in the bedroom.

"Guan Liangyu, you just came in, isn't it windy outside?" Liangzai was very dissatisfied with Guan Liangyu's summary.

"It's pretty big, what's wrong?"

"If the wind is strong, don't you shut up, aren't you afraid of flashing your tongue?"

"But there's no wind in the house." Guan Liangyu said nonchalantly.

"I'll fan you." Tarzan added.

Guan Liangyu's concluding speech successfully transferred the contradiction between Liangzai and Taishan to him, and the two of them unanimously agreed to the outside world, spontaneously established a united front without any verbal communication, and took turns to bombard Guan Liangyu with words.

We are all snickering in private: What kind of mentality can make the two of them let go of this grudge? Maybe it's out of the sympathy of the long-haired primates, or out of the huddle for warmth after being attacked by a group, or maybe both.

"Okay, Xiao Leizi, come and wait for the master to go to bed." Guan Liangyu laughed.

"Come, I'll take a look at the skin on your back, okay?" Tarzan said with a smug expression.

"Damn, you still have to say it, it still hurts!"

Guan Liangyu frowned when Taishan said this, and remembered the matter of taking a bath with Taishan on Sunday.

It turned out that last Sunday afternoon holiday, Guan Liangyu and everyone made an appointment to take a bath, but something went late, when I arrived, the classmates I knew were gone, and it happened that Taishan went in unhurriedly, so the two began to rub each other's backs.

On the other hand, Mount Tai is not light or heavy, the bath towel in the hand is a trick of the ox plowing the ground, rubbing Guan Liangyu howled in pain, scared the bathhouse owner to wear a leather shoe rushed in, thinking that there was an accident. Looking at Guan Liangyu's white and tender back, a dazzling blood mark penetrated from the shoulder blades to the tail vertebrae, fortunately, Guan Liangyu's endurance was relatively strong, and after telling Taishan to be a little stronger, he silently endured Taishan's iron sand palm, until the back became red.

After Guan Liangyu returned to the bedroom, he always felt that his back was hot, and finally he didn't dare to lie on the bed, so he asked Master Xiao to help take a look.

"I'll rub it, is your back rubbed with sandpaper, it's miserable! It's exactly the same as the situation in our hometown where pigs are killed and pigs are removed. Master Xiao said exaggeratedly.

"I said why does it hurt so much, it turned out that I asked this kid Taishan to rub it for me, and I was blind to ask him to rub his back. Damn, Tarzan is a gorilla who doesn't understand human language. Guan Liangyu scolded while lying on his stomach.

Guan Liangyu slept on his stomach on the bed for a week before daring to turn over and lie down to sleep, and since then Taishan has another iron sand orangutan palm stunt.

The process of Liangzai and Taishan's bickering is full of wisdom and laughter, and the whole room listens to the cross talk, laughing constantly, and they are still performing a serious performance.

The next morning, the dormitory of our class appeared on the blackboard, and it was written on the blackboard that 3 points were deducted for talking after the lights went out in the XX dormitory.

The result after that can be imagined, the two were called by Brother Tai together to squirt wildly. And in Taige's office, the topic that was actually discussed that night continued - which of the two is more like an orangutan.